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NZ thread
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Hawkes Bay nude @ [email protected]
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holy shit ded
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Auckland reporting in, whats gud nigz
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Who wants this? It gives you online access to some of NZ's most popular magazines like the Woman's Day, New Zealand Woman's Weekly, The Australian Women's weekly, Fashion Quarterly, Cleo, Simply You, Good Health Choices, and listener, north and south, metro, etc, etc, well I think it does, I can't really be arsed trying to find out.
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>>646307013
any cute wellington boys
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Why so dead tonight?
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Dunners nudes plz
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>>646308783
No boys, just Men.
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Who here /jobhunt/ ?
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>>646307013
SHut...... the FUCK. up...
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can we hate on the homeless in auckland CBD plz
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>>646308888
this
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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Needing some chch nudes to kickstart this thread
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>>646309104
Most of the homeless in the CBD are fine m8
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>>646309577
Good 'nuff?
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west auckland whore
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>>646310266
More westies mate
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>>646310013

no

i hate them
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>>646309104
Sure buddy

I was going to approach a couple to ask them where they got the weed they were openly smoking, but i got too shy god damn it. Me and stupid head :(
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>>646310151

It's a start my friend.

It's a start.
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>>646308101
I don't agree with their terms and conditions.
no thanks.
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>>646310860
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>>646310151
stop pretending to be me you impostor
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Anybody know what happened to that dude from Adelaide, Aus last night? Was getting interesting when I fell asleep
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your thread a shit.
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>>646311139
your moms a shit.
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>>646311093
>wubcam-boy
You again.
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>>646311244
>moms
fuck off cunt.
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>>646311093
>>646311078
>>646310151
>>646311297

If you're gonna derail the thread again at least give us some OC.
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>>646311078
them some oat cookie looking nipples.
ew.
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>>646311341
internet is full of naked cunts and you ask to see more of this one.
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>>646311376
The fuck kind of oat cookies are you eating?
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>>646311430
I've developed a scartits fetish.
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Anyone have an early 90s Ray McVinnie with a Moustache?
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>>646311445
yo fucked oat nipples.

>>646311523
>developed.
gtfo normie.
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Anyone go to aut or auckland uni?
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Confused by cohesion of thread. Nudes anyone?
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>>646311297
game on, imposter
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>>646311523
It's only the scars, isn't it? hehe

>>646311596
If my nipples look that delicious, I'm okay with this.
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>>646311645
go away.
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>>646311596
There's nothing normie about having a fetish for her :/
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>>646311687
cookies look delicious like that. not yo fuck nipples.
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>>646311728
fuck off normie.
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>>646311687
Honestly it's mostly your big ass and pussy that does it for me.
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>>646311690
make me, big boy
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>>646311341
Take your shitpost stfu.
>Also, OC
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>>646311734
I would lick and bite my nipples.
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>>646311815
>>646311908
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>>646311618
UoA reportin
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>>646311445
>>646311645
>>646311687
ok who keeps posting this fat pig tell her to go on fetlife not here o.
or atleast post that shit in a gore
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>>646311988
Do you not like girls?
It's okay if you don't.
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>>646312003
>Stop liking what I don't like
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>>646311988
u jealous bro
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>>646311995
is it as hyped as everyone says it is, or are the other unis just as good
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>>646311908
do you fuck the dog?
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>>646312114
>malcolm-roy
kek
What r u doin anon?
>Improper timestamp

>>646312138
No. For one my dog is a girl, and for two... That's weird man.
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>>646312214
Where'd your scars go? :(
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>>646312214
so thats a yes to one dog and a no to the other any photos
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>>646312317
Other titty
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>>646312129
If you live closer to another uni go there. If your allready in auck go to uoa. I dont know why people hype it so hard. AUTU is shit tho
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>>646312214
It's the 14th.....................
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threads are gay as fuck now.
nah, fuck it.
this gay shit belongs to you cunts now.
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>>646312341
There's only one dog.
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>>646312393
>Improper timestamp
>Improper
>Protip: It wasn't from today
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Nobody has Ray McVinnie with a mo?
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>>646312214
this is how you timestamp anon
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>>646312423
yer you
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>>646312405
Nothing's really changed though
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>>646312541
Well I am a pretty alright looking bitch.

>>646312521
You're a phony.
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>646312595
no dont try to jazz it up no one said bitch it was just strait out dog
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>>646312595

Fuck, I hate it when you want to fap but you cant fap anymore because it starts hurting
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best university for computer science?
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>>646312843
And I'm a female. If I am a dog, that makes me a bitch.
Plus dogs are cute anyway, so thanks for the compliment.
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>>646311908
I don't see anything wrong with this...
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>>646312595
those are clearly not my tits. nice try.
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>>646312913
There's always tomorrow, good sir.

>>646312997
>tfw Prince Charming is a song I enjoy
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>>646313053
show ass and spread vago
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>>646313053
the note was a reference to how much I dislike the way disney stories reinforce the patriarchy and gender stereotypes in society.
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>>646313288
>Making me out to be a tumblrina
I'm about to sit on your face.

>>646313248
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>>646313053
How did you get the scar?
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>>646313288
Did you really just drag your tumblrisms into /b/? Fuck outta here nigger.
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>>646312929
Depends on what you mean by best, Auckland is the 'best' with all the prestige and stuff like that. But I do compsci at waikato and from what I've heard it's a better course to actually do, less exams and you end up choosing what subjects you want to do, extra year tho.
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>>646313400
Bloodplay/pain fetish test.
It was nice.
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which of ya evil criminal fuckas is growing a garden of...
anything????
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>>646313399
I've always wanted to be flexible enough to eat myself out, it's such a tasty looking cunt. You have yourself a deal.
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>>646313670
This is absolute lies. I can taste my juices by sucking them off the cock I just fucked.
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>>646313470
age?
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you are all super fags
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>>646313782
20
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>>646313896
My bits look super stretched/dry in that picture.
Still not even bad. I have a nice bunghole.
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never any nudes of hot chch chicks
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>>646313741
I sure can, but it's really not the same as really getting my tongue working and eating myself out.

I've got a friend who I think would definitely be up for it, we make out a lot when drunk...but haven't suggested it to her yet.
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>>646313470
I'm super into bloodplay/pain. Please elaborate.
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>>646313896
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>>646314036
what do you want to know?
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>>646307013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECqxmfmp6gU
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>>646313470
Fetlife handle?
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>>646314016
HAH if you were me, you would know she has tried and I chickened out. Boom, nigga.

>>646314005
Either you really don't like chubs or you're blind.
Not even being cocky, there's nothing wrong with my body 'cept my weight.

>>646314036
I like being slapped around, treated like shit, etc. I cut my arms and legs in my teenage years and I always enjoyed the pain and the blood falling from the open wounds.
I put these two things together and holy fuck I got wet.

>>646314216
Bastard, I don't still have these.
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https://youtu.be/w8ezE4cExb4
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>>646314283
not having the pictures is pretty definitive proof you are not me anon

good game though, you lasted longer than I thought
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Well this thread sucks
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>>646314458
I still have that page in my notebook
Do u?
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>>646314616
that's not even my handwriting anon

this is my notebook
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>>646314616
>>646314283
>>646314458
Ever hooked up with a guy from 4chan? I mean, gotta ask right?
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Fug I just realized this account on OKC was fake because I recognized the porn star, is this a sign I watch too much porn?
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https://youtu.be/TjALfA-ViEU
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>>646314856
last week, yeah. accidentally. a bit of a molestation situation last week, but I guess that's what meeting guys from 4chan gets you.
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>>646314856
I met up with one on Friday night, but never hooked up with one, no.

>>646314996
oi, stop that. It wasn't molestation kek. He inappropriately touched me, no grounds for crying rape or anything.
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>>646315059
don't you try to belittle the serious sexual crimes perpetrated against my womanhood you faker

I was ok with your shit up until now but you're taking this too far
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>>646315244
Laughing so hard 'cause I'm nothing like this.
Stop trying to make me a SJW you lil shit. I will stick a knife in your urethra.
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>>646315420
Do I recall that you live in Auckland or Chch?
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>>646315495
Chch
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>>646315420
oh, what a big man you are threatening violence against women over the internet

how does it make you feel, hmmm?
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>>646315714
Feels pretty great, like it does with all feminists/sjws.
On your knees.
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>>646315872
So what does a chubby chick with a cutting fetish do with her spare time?
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>>646315950
Horse riding on saturdays, walk/run every afternoon, pushups/situps around lunchtime and the rest is gaming.
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>>646315059
Was the inappropriate touching encouraged on your end? Given this >>646314283 it's easy to see how it could be.
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>>646316008
So you're NEET?
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>>646315872
I am a but a small woman. Consider this my apology anon, plz dont hurt me
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>>646316206
No, it wasn't. Never initiated anything or hinted. Though I could see where he was coming from. Probably thought it was worth a shot.

>>646316232
Pretty much. Not proud of it at all. If all goes well I should have a job soon though. Feels pathetic at 20 to have never been employed, despite the reasoning behind it
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>>646316359
Your filenames are scaring me. It's like you had a stroke.
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>>646316406
But the big questions, did you get off over it?
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>>646316478
I asm completaej fine anond do naoet worry usrlf
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>>646316406
Which games?
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>>646307080


Anybody got the mega link for all the NZ nudes?.
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>>646308888
anyone got the girl "Jess Patrick" and her friend on the top of their garage on Hyde Street? i got shown it today and was wanting the picture.. for science.
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>>646316599
kek'd
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>>646316618
Honestly? No. I have a fantasy about that kind of stuff happening but with someone I know, not a stranger. He wasn't a bad looking dude or anything, but yeah.

>>646316677
Used to enjoy Skyrim & Oblivion - beat them several times. Repetitive now. Project Zomboid is my new thing. I loooove zombie stuff. The Sims 1-4. Played Fallout NV for a while, did enjoy but lost in reformat. Dynasty Warriors 4 & 8. Haven't gotten to the in-between yet.
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>>646316896
Oh god you love the same games as my ex.
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>>646316896
So you'd rather a friend get you drunk and take advantage of you? Neato.

What was the context of meeting this bloke? 4chan ---> date?
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Bong and milo reporting
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>>646317140
no date, I've got a bf. I just needed to get out and do something, and he was willing to get fucked up with me.
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>>646317140
I was already drinking, we thought it'd be a timekiller to meet up and hang out for a bit. Went back to his place and watched movies and played games.

>>646317255
Do you mind?

>>646317134
Was your ex crazy? 'Cause that makes sense.
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>>646316780
(same person) the picture shown to me was from her facebook profile, but it was set to friends and i feel like if i went and added her and she accepted (because i'd get asked about it tomorrow at class)

/jess.patrick2 for anyone who is willing to help a /b/ro out!
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>>646316599
nice dubs, where was that at?
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>>646317282
What do you drink?
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>>646317315
auckland cbd
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>>646317343
Depends. Lately I've been drinking cheap, shitty beer to save cash. On rare occasions I'll drink vodka, but mostly it's Jim Beam.
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>>646317170
Nice bong m8, shosha?
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Lower Hutt Reporting in
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>>646317343
Double brown.

Also reporting in from pizza hut, he home soon and going to sleep
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>>646308783
how low are your standards? im a 6-6.5
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>>646317486
Yep
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>>646317399
How does one go about meeting women on 4chan? Never really figured that out
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>>646317399
Goon is the cheapest booze.
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Stokes valley Reporting in here
how is everyone tonight?
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>>646317840
i hate my life and i wish i was dead. you?
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>>646317707
We were in tinychat, I was drinking, wanted to meet up with someone, he raised his hand.. Boom.
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>>646317707
suggest smoking and drinking and playing computer games together, wait for them to pass out, cop a feel.

works for me every time bro.
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>>646317840
Pretty good (Epuni/Naenae)
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>>646317827
fuck me m8 it's cheap but tastes so revolting
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>>646317921
Ps4 games are more fun when drinking.
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>>646317993
Kek, harden up.
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>>646318085
This. Hell, even I can drink goon and I'm a massive pussy
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>>646308101
thanks for the code m8
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>>646318079
why would you even save a picture of my dog
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>>646318085
m8 taste has nothing to do with be hard you're thinking alcohol percentages that's where the hard factor comes in goon is just plain disgusting that's why it's so cheap.
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>>646318319
because I like doge
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>Christchurch
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>>646317899
>>646317937
i'm pretty good myself.
i have to try and work with 9 people i don't know next week so it should be fun
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>>646318319
The fugg you saving Miss for?
Anyway I'm off to bed.
Stop being weird
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I know youre in here faggot
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Duunerz on the chan. Whats good people?
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>>646317935

... ouch.
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>>646318524
have a good night you filthy fraud
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>>646307013
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>>646315059
>He inappropriately touched me
tell us the story
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>>646319028
Hi doctor Nick
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what's with the harpoon bait pics tonight?
surely there is better out there.

picture not really related
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weed in akl?
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>>646319051
He picked up a drunk chick at 3am and tried to fuck her. He did the right thing.
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>>646319333
KEKS
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>>646317170
>that milo
o im larfin
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