Who wants this? It gives you online access to some of NZ's most popular magazines like the Woman's Day, New Zealand Woman's Weekly, The Australian Women's weekly, Fashion Quarterly, Cleo, Simply You, Good Health Choices, and listener, north and south, metro, etc, etc, well I think it does, I can't really be arsed trying to find out.
stop pretending to be me you impostor
The fuck kind of oat cookies are you eating?
yo fucked oat nipples.
It's only the scars, isn't it? hehe
If my nipples look that delicious, I'm okay with this.
I would lick and bite my nipples.
What r u doin anon?
No. For one my dog is a girl, and for two... That's weird man.
threads are gay as fuck now.
nah, fuck it.
this gay shit belongs to you cunts now.
this is how you timestamp anon
Well I am a pretty alright looking bitch.
You're a phony.
And I'm a female. If I am a dog, that makes me a bitch.
Plus dogs are cute anyway, so thanks for the compliment.
those are clearly not my tits. nice try.
There's always tomorrow, good sir.
>tfw Prince Charming is a song I enjoy
the note was a reference to how much I dislike the way disney stories reinforce the patriarchy and gender stereotypes in society.
>Making me out to be a tumblrina
I'm about to sit on your face.
Depends on what you mean by best, Auckland is the 'best' with all the prestige and stuff like that. But I do compsci at waikato and from what I've heard it's a better course to actually do, less exams and you end up choosing what subjects you want to do, extra year tho.
Bloodplay/pain fetish test.
It was nice.
I've always wanted to be flexible enough to eat myself out, it's such a tasty looking cunt. You have yourself a deal.
This is absolute lies. I can taste my juices by sucking them off the cock I just fucked.
you are all super fags
I sure can, but it's really not the same as really getting my tongue working and eating myself out.
I've got a friend who I think would definitely be up for it, we make out a lot when drunk...but haven't suggested it to her yet.
what do you want to know?
HAH if you were me, you would know she has tried and I chickened out. Boom, nigga.
Either you really don't like chubs or you're blind.
Not even being cocky, there's nothing wrong with my body 'cept my weight.
I like being slapped around, treated like shit, etc. I cut my arms and legs in my teenage years and I always enjoyed the pain and the blood falling from the open wounds.
I put these two things together and holy fuck I got wet.
Bastard, I don't still have these.
not having the pictures is pretty definitive proof you are not me anon
good game though, you lasted longer than I thought
I still have that page in my notebook
that's not even my handwriting anon
this is my notebook
last week, yeah. accidentally. a bit of a molestation situation last week, but I guess that's what meeting guys from 4chan gets you.
I met up with one on Friday night, but never hooked up with one, no.
oi, stop that. It wasn't molestation kek. He inappropriately touched me, no grounds for crying rape or anything.
don't you try to belittle the serious sexual crimes perpetrated against my womanhood you faker
I was ok with your shit up until now but you're taking this too far
Laughing so hard 'cause I'm nothing like this.
Stop trying to make me a SJW you lil shit. I will stick a knife in your urethra.
oh, what a big man you are threatening violence against women over the internet
how does it make you feel, hmmm?
Feels pretty great, like it does with all feminists/sjws.
On your knees.
I am a but a small woman. Consider this my apology anon, plz dont hurt me
No, it wasn't. Never initiated anything or hinted. Though I could see where he was coming from. Probably thought it was worth a shot.
Pretty much. Not proud of it at all. If all goes well I should have a job soon though. Feels pathetic at 20 to have never been employed, despite the reasoning behind it
I asm completaej fine anond do naoet worry usrlf
Honestly? No. I have a fantasy about that kind of stuff happening but with someone I know, not a stranger. He wasn't a bad looking dude or anything, but yeah.
Used to enjoy Skyrim & Oblivion - beat them several times. Repetitive now. Project Zomboid is my new thing. I loooove zombie stuff. The Sims 1-4. Played Fallout NV for a while, did enjoy but lost in reformat. Dynasty Warriors 4 & 8. Haven't gotten to the in-between yet.
I was already drinking, we thought it'd be a timekiller to meet up and hang out for a bit. Went back to his place and watched movies and played games.
Do you mind?
Was your ex crazy? 'Cause that makes sense.
(same person) the picture shown to me was from her facebook profile, but it was set to friends and i feel like if i went and added her and she accepted (because i'd get asked about it tomorrow at class)
/jess.patrick2 for anyone who is willing to help a /b/ro out!
Stokes valley Reporting in here
how is everyone tonight?
Ps4 games are more fun when drinking.
why would you even save a picture of my dog
The fugg you saving Miss for?
Anyway I'm off to bed.
Stop being weird
have a good night you filthy fraud
what's with the harpoon bait pics tonight?
surely there is better out there.
picture not really related