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What's going to happen when Trump becomes president?

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What's going to happen when Trump becomes president?
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>>646227444
America will be better
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It's not going to happen, precisely because people find that question terrifying and the image of Donald Trump in the Oval Office.
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>>646227537
>America will Great Again
ftfy
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Autism level rises
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Stahp!
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All hell will break loose
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>>646227985
>America will accidentally some bananas
ftftfy
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>>646227444
Trips are truth.

Progressives and liberals (though pretty much the same thing) will go total batshit retard for 15-20 years like they did while bush was president.

Trump won't be president for 15-20 years of course, but seriously have you seen those people react when you even say the name "george w bush" years after he stepped down? It's like showing a cross to a vampire.
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>>646227444
All niggers and spics will be deported
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>>646227444
tubmlr (among others) will shit their pants, lulz will ensue
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Shit is going to get awesome as fuck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4xw4t0orFU
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rare pepes rocket in value, better stocking now
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>>646227444
The trips will flow and /b/ nation will /b/ecome a reality. Why?
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Trump trump trump today! Vote for him and keep the mexicans away!
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gravity will stop

up will be down

religion will make sense

water will no longer be wet
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>>646230442
moar of this pl0x.
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Nothing, or very little, will change.
The bankers, corporations, and their lobbyist are pulling the strings. The puppet doesn't matter.
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Blacks become slaves again.
Poor people become slaves.
Rich live life of luxury while everyone else suffers.

Poor get pissed.

Riots. Killings. Rich hire personal army. More killings. War.

Europe flooded with American refugees.

Economy collapses.

We all go back to the stone age.


Kek.
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>>646227444
America will be restored to what it once was. A densely forested wilderness inhabited by bands of hunter gatherers.
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>>646227444
I'll move to Canada and watch the USA fall apart. He would bring about financial collapse at breakneck speeds.
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laugh because he wont win. Obama is a good little dog
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>>646231515
>I'll move to Canada
We all believe you'll do that.
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>>646227444
He will stop the Russians and their communist plans, build a wall on the Mexican border that makes the Israeli border look like a wall for ants and he will bring balance to the economy.
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>>646231700

kek hard
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>>646231750
Why wouldnt I? Im already close by and I have nothing keeping me where Im at, so I dont see the reasoning for your doubt.
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>>646231700
Is this real?
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>>646231947
you know how many fucking people say "i'll move to *country* if *someone* becomes president"? so many fucking people said that for obama and no one moved you pussy.
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>>646227444
nice trips

also

the idea of donald trump becoming president is so scary, for halloween im going to go scare a bunch of little mexican kids dressed as donald trump
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>>646227537
Dear America, please don’t choose Donald Trump

Like many bullies, Donald Trump has a dishing-it-out-but-not-taking-it problem. He has systematically insulted the other Republican presidential candidates, often in the crudest, most foul-mouthed way. But he goes ballistic at the slightest criticism. When, for example, Rich Lowry, the highly respected editor of the National Review, observed that Carly Fiorina had emasculated him with the precision of a surgeon – a pretty unarguable conclusion, by the way – he called on the regulators to fine Lowry and ban him from television. Lowry, he added rather lamely, was “a bad guy”.

And yet, incredibly, Trump continues to lead the Republican field by a significant margin. This vain, petulant narcissist, who owes his fame to a reality TV show, is even shown in some polls beating the Democrats. Apparently, lots of voters simply want someone to articulate their anger. It’s almost enough to make me doubt my faith in open primaries.

Almost. We should remember that it’ll be some time before the first ballots are cast in Iowa and New Hampshire. Primaries test candidates in all manner of situations: local radio, rallies, TV debates, front rooms, barbecues for party branches. In consequence, few crackpots get through.

So far, the system has worked. Not in the sense that every winning candidate is an Abraham Lincoln; but in the sense that it is better at weeding out duds than any alternative method. Is it really going to fail now, when we have the strongest Republican primary line-up since at least 1980?

These are serious times, and America is a serious country. There are plenty of outsiders in the Republican field who understand that you can be anti-Establishment without sounding like an online comment thread. Come on, America, don’t do this to us. You deserve better. And we expect better.

Daniel Hannan is a Conservative Member of the European Parliament and blogs at www.hannan.co.uk.
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>>646227444
>mfw people legitimately support this dildo merchant
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>>646232105
kek
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>>646227444
>homelessness will triple overnight
>unemployment will increase tenfold
>stocks will fall
>global warming accelerates
>more wars break out

It won't be because of anything trump did; it will be because the media will stop spinning news in a way that makes a democrat president look good, and start spinning it in a way that makes a republican look bad.
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>>646227718

No, it's because he completely lacks the knowledge, insight, or experience to be even a competent president.

As much as I resent career politicians, at least they understand how to function in and around the white house.
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>>646227444
Trump 2016

Because I want to see people around the world lose their shit.
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>>646231105
This
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>>646232195
TLDR. Can't stump the trump
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As a sophisticated and cultured European, I get to laugh at the 24/7 news coverage as America continues to crumble and their economy sinks further into the red.

It's going to be wonderful.
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He's going to colonize a new planet and then a year later the Cylons will invade. He will surrender to them because he's a pussy-ass bitch.
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>>646227537
>implying it can get better
kek
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>>646232084
Yeah I didnt say that for Obama retard, and it really wouldnt be that hard for me, so fuck you faggot. Why do you care so fucking much anyway loser?
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world ppeace, cause the trump will kill everyone who isnt american, including niggers, mexicans, jews etc
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>>646227444
I will be on the roof somewhere with a M107. Unless the vice president is a bigger dill hole. Then i will have to blow that shit up and hope the speaker of the house is a normal person.
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>>646232402
You won't be able to see people around the world past the Trump walls.
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>>646232491
high five Eubro
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>>646232541
Yeah, it's so great I can't possibly see how it could improve anymore
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>>646227444
he will attempt fix many things because he does not have to answer to corporate donors, and then be assassinated like kennedy for upsetting the corporatocracy.
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>>646232732
No you won't you fucking edgy faggot
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all hell breaks loose.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Riv1Nvi-84
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Nothing life will be the same
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>>646232277
>homelessness
>global warming accelerates
>more wars break out

Go away you fucking uneducated spic
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>>646233130
Very much this.

Can someone explain to me why Congress don't have to get elected? They wouldn't let Obama do shit.
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>>646232806
Or perhaps it can't get any worst than it already is. Trump can't do what he wants anyway so ye....
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>>646227444
>2015
>Still thinking Trump has a shot at becoming the next POTUS.

LOL Nope.

Hilary's already got it in the bag. She did as soon as it was rumored she would run. The next year gives time for all you pathetic, sexist pigs to man the fuck up and get over her gender.
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>>646233282
Huh? It does get elected
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>>646231515
Canadians don't want you amerifats
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China
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>>646232326
>buying the liberal cuck propaganda about donald trump

He is more knowledgeable and cunning than any person you have ever spoke to.
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>>646233459
Oh right, my bad.

I'm not American so I don't know how shit works over there. Why the fuck are Congress such pieces of shit and don't allow anything productive to get done then?
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>>646233442
Oh fuck you
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>>646233442
> pathetic, sexist pigs
> man the fuck up

> get over her gender

this is female privilege
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>>646233442
>tfw hilary is one of the lowest in the polls right now

Females are slowly sliding back into slavery. Can't fucking wait.
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>>646233549
Too bad, theyre going to get us, and if they have a problem with it we'll put em in line like the bitches they are.
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>>646227444
We'll build a wall, I guess.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nfF6z2yNOM
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>>646232491
>>646232790
>sophisticated and cultured
apart from the fact that this statement is EXTREMELY cringeworthy, you seem to hate everything more, the further away it is, whch suggests that you hate that which you dont know or understand; a hallmark of ignorance.
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>>646233442
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This PC nonsense will die off once and for all
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>>646227444
He won't.
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>>646233685
Congress does what it's elected to do. The US Constitution talks about Congress before the Presidency because Congress is the most important and powerful branch of government. The mandate Congress gets from voters should always come first imo.
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>>646234051
when the ignorant feminist cunts are fallen normal women can coexist peacefully with men
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>>646234570
Yeah Im sure he hates eurofags who illegally immigrate, thats why he said he wants to build a wall on the mexican border.
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>>646227444

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EO9y4rGxvk
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>>646233442
>voting solely based off of gender
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>>646234829
Aw, pweeeaze! I'm from Eastern Europe but moved to Britain less than 2 years ago. I wanna come over to the States one day, for good! But i'm gonna do it legally!
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good times
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>>646235160
Cool story bro.
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>>646231700
kek
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>>646227444
This
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>>646235302
I'm sure the Trump will approve of me
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VOTE Trump!

ive been unemployed since school. how can i get a job when immigrants work for $3 an hour. i cant work for that little even though i have no skills or much of value to offer and it's bad enough that theres no jobs in this country

i would have voted Romney last time if i had registered to vote
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>>646235965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
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>>646227444
id sooner vote for El Chapo
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>>646234829
maybe because they are the only ones coming in illegal
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>>646236801
>>646234829
This
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>>646227444
#CantStumpTheTrump
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>>646235965
Autism alert! Maybe you should've gotten an education so that you don't have to work for $3 an hour! You think there are no jobs here?! Go anywhere else in the world and tell me what you think of how easy it is to get a job there.
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>>646234067
Retards like you are the reason the world hates the US. Thanks for being a cunt and making Canada less likely to take me.

Take me, based Canada, I've got higher education!
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>>646233668

>cunning

Good quality to have in a president you twat.

He's going to rely on assembling a team to do all his work for him, because he's quite incompetent himself.

I would vote Rand if I was an American.
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the first thing he'd do is file for bankruptcy.


again.
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>>646233668
>cunning
I don't think that word means what you think it does, kiddo.
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>>646238491
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>>646239327
sage your posts, faggot
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>>646227444
>tfw two-party system
>tfw the most popular candidates are a clown and a jew who won't last half a term before dying of a heart attack
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>>646239998
>tfw missing quads by one
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>>646239998
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>>646240359
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>>646227444
Deport illegals
Prosecute Hillary for security violations
Repeal 0bamacare

Trump will be a magnificent president
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>>646240840
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>>646240939
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>>646227444

mandatory 4 trips a year for a week straight of gambling at his failing casinos
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>>646231700
Sauce?
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>>646241828
The hivemind
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>>646227444
Hell will freeze over.
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>>646227444
Beaners are going to have to bean in their respective countries of origin.
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>>646227444
We'll have a fucking toad as a president, nice trips though, checked
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A mad max like apocalypse will occur
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This guy will rule the wasteland
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>>646227444
Get us out of the tpp bull shit
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>>646233549
a true amerifat wouldnt be moving in the first place so I think ur ok
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>>646227444
Put a end to pc bull shit
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My cunt of a dad will not stfu
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>>646227444

everyday will /b/ trips
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>>646227444
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>>646232195
tl;dr fuck off
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