What does a blowjob feel like anons? My gf is offering.

>>646070942
Fuck! I posted the wrong pic. How do I delete? My gf can't find out this has been posted!

>>646071021
Say goodbye to that blowjob

don't do it. It sucks dick

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>>646071021
>>646070942
great thread

>>646070942
No, judging by the pic she has aids.

Why are her boobs so lobsided

it is amazing and btw tell your gf to shave her dam bush

>>646070942
>>646071021
>>646071152
>>646071291
ITT: Trolls trolling trolls
/thread

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>>646071021

>>646071021
Look on the bright side. You can get a new gf with less herpes now.

Just fucking tell me how to delete!!!

>>646070942
that's quite a bit of pubic hair. blow jobs are great so is pussy but i always have to finish by hand. does that make me gay? one time my girlfriend was playing with her tits like bobbling them and i was trying to finish big and started laughing super hard then farted then finished.

.... Please. She gets on here every once and a while! I don't want her seeing I posted this! How do I fuckin delete!

>>646071563
ctrl+shift+.357 magnum in your mouth.

>>646072145
Kek

>>646072082
Too bad. Anons have already saved and will be posting! You've lost! Say bye to the bj.

>>646070942
Moar!

>>646072926
he's right. i filed it under G. for gross amount of pussy hair. tell her that her sick cat impression is spot on though.

Too bad its done. Its saved and will be archived on computers everywhere hell i just saved the pic.

Now get vid of said Bj or nudes

She would look great if it weren't for that hair
But just for the chance to fuck up for being a newfag, I've saved

>>646073920
>>646073891
>>646073699

Please just delete and let this thread die. I beg you

>>646074028
Kek

>>646074028
anon i'm trying to help you pls listen.

1. shave her
2. send me the clippings
3. watch me rub them on my face

>>646074619
Fuck you
Just tell me how to delete this or let This die. She could get on at any moment!

>>646071449
LOL

>>646070942
No don't do it, blow jobs are terrible and girls mouths are full of bacteria

>>646074868
here's the thing no one's really sure how any of this works. seriously I'm not even sure how i got here. there was this dude moot but he died or sold his bike or something.

>>646075241
>sold his bike
Kek

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>>646070942
Is that massive fucking bush?

>>646076241
Kekekekekek

So what's her name? Does she seem like she would give a good bj

>>646076241
the massivest my friend enough to make us all weird smelling sweaters.

Just fucking let this thread die! I don't want her to fucking see this!

>>646076802
What if she's into it?

>>646076782
Most anons would wear it... Cause that's the closest to a pussy most here would ever get

>>646071021
maximum top kek

>>646077070
That's outdated, new /b/ is full of normies.

>>646077005
I've asked her before. She is totally against it. She is some sort of religious freak, albeit she isn't very faithful cause she comes here.
But, she says she doesn't want to be labeled a slut or have guys jerking over her. Fuck, she doesn't even have a Facebook.

So please! Just delete it and let this die!

>>646076694
with that built in dick shield she better. i bet it's enid or doris or chewbacca.

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>mfw your gf's tits look like Sloth's eyes

>>646077307
I don't think anyone would want to jerk over that shit man. Bitch needs hedge clippers.

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Bump the bait

>>646077307
fucking tell here to calm down. there is no identifying data in the pic, we dont know who she is and no one gives a flying fuck.
>also, most girls are terrible at BJ's and if shes all religious and shit she will be terrible at it

... Please. I'm shaking... I'm fucking nervous! Help me! Just delete it and let this die

>>646077070
I would wrap up in it like my mothers love.

>>646070942
Like bags of sand. Don't do it.

>>646077671
I know, but she is just fucking self conscience. She doesn't want to walk into a room wondering who he seen her naked.

>>646077307
Delete system32 duh

>>646077688
Fuck you.

>>646077688
Don't be suck a bitch. You sound very tense, maybe a blowjob from that goat looking girlfriend of yours will help sooth you

>>646070942
First time I've seen Bogeyed tits. Retarded tits.
Windowlicker tits

>>646077688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWRjus3end4

>>646077919
No one is thinking that, even if they are its irrelevant. If they haven't seen the pic they would probably just imagine something worse.

>>646078349
I know all that! It's her though!
Please just delete that!

If you have to ask, you might be gay.

>>646078235
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ>>646078349

>>646078521
>Please just delete that!

you sound like my dad when my mom told him she was pregnant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>646078855
With you anon? Also I respect those double dubs

I'd fuck her op

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lol, honestly all you would have to do is claim she is under 18 and then the thread will be deleted. and you will be permabanned and reported to the "authorities" for production and distribution of child pornography.

wins and gains all around.

>>646079044
yeah i guess he punched her in the stomach a lot and made her do drugs but look who came out fine sort of.

>>646079668
This made me sad

>>646078521
im not saving shit. what you should be doing is deleting the pics you have of her. does she like flowers? get her some roses and apologize.

>>646079439
Fuck you! Just tell me how to delete it!

>>646079475
fucking kek i would suck those tiny dominant titties

>>646070942

Well, since you're giving your gf a blowjob I guess it will feel like sucking on a cyllindric object.

Have her sit on your face to keep it warm at night. She could be my beard if you two break up. SAVED.

>>646070942
if you have to ask then you are a faggot. Dump her and find some nigger cock to start slurping

>>646079953
jesus fuck dude. post that shes under 18, report it to mods. you will get banned but their not calling the cops

Just leave me alone please!

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>>646070942
THE FUCK WRONG WITH THAT BITCH'S CHEST? LOOK LIKE THE MASTER FROM "THE STRAIN" COUGHED ON THAT BITCH'S CHEST

>>646080755
Someone's shop her tits on his eyes

i love pie

Fucking Jeff! What did you do!!!

>>646081622
..... Please no.

>>646081972
Call me fucking now!

>>646081972
And answer my fucking texts!

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not even funny

>>646081622
>>646081972
>>646082025
>>646082108
Now OP knows what it feels like to get fucked in the ass.

>>646082108
Awesome!

>>646082108
Name so I know if you are telling me the truth

>>646082108
aww, don't be mad sweetie, those are some really suckable nips

>>646082335
It's Cheryl
Now now fucking call me

And you pervs better delete this pic and let this die or I'll sue every one of you!