Well the thread got deleted, but I rolled dubs and had to text the last female I spoke to, "Why haven't we fucked yet?"
Here to delivar
Chill faggot, not gonna post until she responds
I read an article about how its perfectly normal to be attracted to your cousin. It got me thinking about that rack of yours and like seriously can not get rid of this raging boner right now.
I have to tell you something. Every since we were young iv always thought you had a nice ass. Iv fantasied about it for years and have sort of developed a fetish for it. If I asked you something, would you keep it a secrete? Would you sit on my face? You wouldn't have to be naked or anything but if you could wear your panties that would be great. Please don't repeat this to anyone.
Am I fucked now?
>im tell my dad
Hey no need to get them involved, I mean what happens in vegas stays in vegas right? well what happens between cuzs stays with cuzs. Besides, it'd be gross to get him involved.
I'm going to be honest with you...
I'm not looking for anything serious right now. I realise this puts me back into the category of 'guy trying to get laid', with the exception that I'm deciding to be a little more honest with my intentions. If I offended you, I apologise and hope that you do find someone who really loves you. You actually do seem like a sweetheart and at the very least moderately intelligent, which, trust me, is a big feat on this website.
If you're not interested, I understand. In which case, I guess this is where we part ways and I wish you luck on your quest for finding Prince Charming.
Bah who am I kidding. I want to stick my face in your ass and have you rip a nice fart.
I am sorry for that but i am a massive asshole to you and i am actually asking people on the internet what i should tell you. I apologize, and will do anything for you as long as nobody finds out what i have done i am so sorry please forgive me
He should be deep in HER. riiiiiight?
"Hey cuz, I really need to tell you that people have been putting me up to saying this filthy stuff to you. But now that I think about it more, I really am starting to believe all these thoughts I have about you. Don't tell your dad, it'll be our secret. We're not related by blood right?"
OP here, I'm a slow texter
Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
OP here guys, still no response... I think i dun goof'd
Tell her you want her to save her poop for you to make cookies with later. Also tell her to send you a pic of her poop now bc you just can't wait and you gotta slather one off ASAP.
Tell her this op.
>You would basically realworld ban yourself from /b/ if you did this. lies.
You really think he told a family member he was going to rape them? I mean honestly, if he really did, he would be in huge legal trouble, and it would destroy his family life. Do you REALLY believe he would do all of this for some stupid thread?
Call her and record the conversation with an app, since that's what you kids these days do with your phones. You have apps for everything. Record it, and I will revoke my accusations.
>mfw 3 dubs inferring each other
dubdubdubs revokes your accusations!
OP here, still no response. Tell me how to record our convo if I call her, assuming she'll answer, and I'll try
Also, I sent her a dick pic
And 2 of the posts were me! muahahaha
You all are blind men... You called the dubdubdubs guy a faggot. You all lose, faggots. hahaha
OP is in deep
Tell her "Amanda, I love you. I want you to have my children."
Thanks for the luls man, but you just destroyed your relationship with her and her family and possibly your own. I hope you are prepared for the consequences and I hope getting a few anons to laugh made it worth it.
Fake dick, If not, you're too old to be telling your cousin that ish, bro. She clearly lives with her dad still which has a high percentage chance that I'm correct when I assume she is underage... jailbait was snatched. pull 'er in, boys!! *police sirens*
In b4 "Anon, dad said he'll kill you... Also part 2:The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Damn op I cant believe you had the balls to do this, do you know what you have done? You have basically ended your relationship with your family, the only people that truly care about you
Now who do you have?