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Well the thread got deleted, but I rolled dubs and had to text

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Well the thread got deleted, but I rolled dubs and had to text the last female I spoke to, "Why haven't we fucked yet?"

Here to delivar
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>>646042804
continue
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>>646043164
>>646043561

I didn't know people wanted me to keep texting her, I thought I was supposed to just ask
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>>646043729
nothing to lose now
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>>646043962

What do I say? I guess dubs is what I say
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>>646044227
i want to take a massive shit in your cunt
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>>646042804
Assuming dubs gets. Rolling for
"I've been so attracted to you for so long. Peg me peggy"
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>>646044227
i wanna take you to pound town, so be here around 5:30?
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>>646043962
Roll
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>>646044227
should reply back

"the other cousin liked taking my cock i don't know why you're being a pansy about it"
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>>646042804
Cousin is like age, it's just a number baby girl, shiiit, I'm tryna lick that pussy for an hour
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Gotta try everything once
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>>646044498
reroll
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>>646042804
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I've always wondered what your tits looked like
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>>646042804
I'm being honest, Amanda, why haven't we fucked yet? I see the you look at me. When we hangout the energy is there. I want to eat you pussy, sweet n sour.
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>>646044318
roll
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>>646045003
THIS
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pls cuz I ache for you
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>>646045211
WINNNN
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>>646045211
Winrar
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>>646045211
winrar
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we are family, it never bothered mum.
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>>646045211
Winrar
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>>646045211
>>646045287

Sent, waiting for response
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>>646045211
>>646045003
Winrar
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>>646045484
Based op
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>>646045484
pics faggot
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>>646045484
hurry up
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>>646045826

Chill faggot, not gonna post until she responds
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op is kinda queer AMIRITE FELLAs?
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>>646046383

I have to wait on her damn son
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>>646044318
reroll
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>>646046586
no
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Nah I bet they'd be great... Lemme see (her name here) :)
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come on cuz, your fb pics have my balls throbbing all week
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>>646046586
fag
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>>646046586
wrong. OP is kinda cool. he is delivering
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>>646046926
reroll
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cmon. i can smell that pussy juice dripping all the way from here. i know you want to
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>>646046926
Rolling
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Op say implying you wouldnt enjoy having me suck on them
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>>646046926
rolling for this
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I am cum! I am cum from sex with ass!
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Let's just do it, and keep it our little secret... It's just sex
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I read an article about how its perfectly normal to be attracted to your cousin. It got me thinking about that rack of yours and like seriously can not get rid of this raging boner right now.
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>>646047399
Winrar
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>>646042804
OP Delivers~
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>>646047399
winnnnn
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>>646047399
winrar, lesgo op
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>>646047399
WINRAR FAM SHEEIIT FAM
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>>646046926
>>646047399
Rar.win
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I have to tell you something. Every since we were young iv always thought you had a nice ass. Iv fantasied about it for years and have sort of developed a fetish for it. If I asked you something, would you keep it a secrete? Would you sit on my face? You wouldn't have to be naked or anything but if you could wear your panties that would be great. Please don't repeat this to anyone.
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>>646047544
>>646047588

>mfw wasted dubs
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bimp
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Cock
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OP gave up
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>>646047399

Am I fucked now?

>im tell my dad
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>>646048431

No I'm just really bad at this
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>>646048493

Just say the internet people told you to do it. You'll be fine.
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>>646047709
this
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Tell him, maybe we can have a threesome
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Cock
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Lil slut show me your tits
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>>646048493
yes, tell your dad. He's almost as sexy as you.
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>>646048493

I'm sorry. 4chan put me up to it. I didn't mean any of that. Dubs gets what dubs wants.
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>>646048727
Win
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>>646048493

Just play along and tell your dad a friend grabbed your phone without you knowing.

Anyhow, ask her if she shaves down there, pics would help.
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>>646048837

Roll for this
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>>646048493
Hey no need to get them involved, I mean what happens in vegas stays in vegas right? well what happens between cuzs stays with cuzs. Besides, it'd be gross to get him involved.
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Just say "jk I'm gay"
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>>646048997
roll for dis
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I'll rape you
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>>646048837

Rolling
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This thread won.
Rolling for "Why would you tell your dad? He never has to find out, no one does."
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Your dad can lick my asshole, while I blow my load in your mouth.
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just show "her" your dick already
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>>646048902
No it's not?
*sigh* newfag, get cultured.
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>>646049100

Don't do it.
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>>646048997
this
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>>646049100
Winrar
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>>646048837
roll
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>>646048493
Excuse me for being vulgar. I want to explore your body and I give two good HECKS who you tell. Let's touch each other.
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>>646049100
do it OP
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>>646049100
kekwin
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>>646049100
WIN!
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>>646049100
Winrar!
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>>646049188

DO IT
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>>646049100
I regret putting that now....
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>>646049100
haha yes
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he said hes fine with it
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>>646048997
Rollin it
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>>646049255
Ehhh winar I guess...
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>>646049100
Do eeeeet
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"let's practice amanda, is not that bad, I want fun you want fun, let's fuck then"
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I'm going to be honest with you...

I'm not looking for anything serious right now. I realise this puts me back into the category of 'guy trying to get laid', with the exception that I'm deciding to be a little more honest with my intentions. If I offended you, I apologise and hope that you do find someone who really loves you. You actually do seem like a sweetheart and at the very least moderately intelligent, which, trust me, is a big feat on this website.

If you're not interested, I understand. In which case, I guess this is where we part ways and I wish you luck on your quest for finding Prince Charming.

Bah who am I kidding. I want to stick my face in your ass and have you rip a nice fart.
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>>646049100
this
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>>646049100
do it faggot. commit so something for once in your life you failure!
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I'd bury my dick so far into your ass that he that he who could pull it out would be crowned the new King Arthur.
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>>646049255
The fuck is this shit? Respect the dubs.. i guess?..
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>>646049379
>a
look what you've done you created a rapist op goin to prison now.. unless shes into rape and thats her thing
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>>646049100
KEK OP DO IT OR GTFO
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>>646049633
another dubs has spoken
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>>646049255

>I give two good HECKS who you tell.

kek
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>>646049255
So much cringe
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>>646049525
nice,roll for this
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>>646048493
Show your dick and she might change her mind
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>>646049525
rolling for this!!!
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>>646049100
>>646049255

I sent both of these, waiting on her... Jesus what have I done
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>>646049722
Triple dubs, no turning back now
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>>646049525
rerolling
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>>646050000
quads have spoken
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>>646050000
Oh damn
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>>646049887
You made me key that's what you've done
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>>646050000

Quad are truth

winrar
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>>646050000
HOLY QUADS
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>>646050000
Zero sQuad
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>>646050000
WINRAR

>check my quads!
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>>646050000
You wasted quads on this. I hope you choke on your fathers dick tonight.
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>>646049887
op you legend. stay classy
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>>646050000
LETS DO THIS
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>>646050000
fucking win!
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>>646049887
Shh its okay. Its all gonna be over soon.
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>>646050000
check deez digits do this aswell
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>>646050000
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>>646050000
Holy quads of all mother quads
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>>646050000
Witnessed
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>>646050288
check em
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>>646050000
the quads of destiny
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OP is kill?
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OP here. I think she is going to tell her dad, no more /b/ for the day. Peace faggots
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>>646050530
op is kill
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Wanna see my cock? ;)
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>>646050000

Do you guys really want me to send this to her? She still hasn't said anything
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>>646050000
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>>646050563
post text to show you did it
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>>646050563
POST THE REPLY FAGGOT
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>>646050620

Yes you faggot
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I am sorry for that but i am a massive asshole to you and i am actually asking people on the internet what i should tell you. I apologize, and will do anything for you as long as nobody finds out what i have done i am so sorry please forgive me
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Im dad must have come in and beat OP's ass.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PvLmPrploqk
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post pic of message so far in respect of quads
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>>646050563

Real OP here, that was just a wild faggot, disregard
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if somebody hits a get then op must go to cousins house and profess undying love, affection and pent up sexual tension in front of her whole family/at least father
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>>646050620
send quads an screencap you cuck
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Deliver or you're faggot
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>>646050620

Do it OP, you're doing god's work.
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>>646050698
Get more beta
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oh god op
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>>646050563
POST THE REPLY FAGGOT
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>>646050620
I rolled the quads for the reroll winrar and say yes.
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>>646050777
You mean like your get?
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>>646050620
do it queer
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>>646050777
almost satanic trips means this has to happen
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>>646050777
Nice trips
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>>646050698

>pic related
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>>646050777
OP do it faggot
God commands it
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>>646050762
hmm my fag detector must be malfunctioning..
dammit ikea
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>>646050777
Go for it OP, you can always an hero later
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you're in too deep anyways op.
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Yeah just tell her she needs your manhood tbh
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>>646050000
THE QUADS HAVE SPOKEN
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The wait for OP is killing me
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>>646050620
Not all heroes wear capes
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>>646042804
golden thread of the gods DELIVAR OP!
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dont turn back, follow through like shit on underwear
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>>646051331

He should be deep in HER. riiiiiight?

"Hey cuz, I really need to tell you that people have been putting me up to saying this filthy stuff to you. But now that I think about it more, I really am starting to believe all these thoughts I have about you. Don't tell your dad, it'll be our secret. We're not related by blood right?"
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>still here, just won't post anything like a FUCKING FAGGOT
>making all you niggers wait
>will never update

Who am I?
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>>646051676
A massive faggot
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>>646051676
Uncle Ben?
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OP here, I'm a slow texter
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That was nice, thanks op
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>>646051676
I know. You are Sven the pilot of the blue lion!
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>>646051796
The madman..
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>>646051796
OP delivers
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>>646051796
copy and paste OP ¬_¬
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>>646051796
Ayyyyy Op with the delivery
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>>646051796
I suggest sending no more and waitin till reply. Then show us
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>>646051796
today, OP was a pretty cool guy
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I'm sorry I doubted you OP. You're fucked because of us. A good man you are.

Today OP was not a faggot
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Just one quick nude, plz?
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>>646051796

Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
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>>646042804
Why do people destroy their family life like this?
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>>646051900
Dubs
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>>646051796
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>>646051796
K E K
E
K
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>>646051796
Youve done well OP
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>>646052012
Kek'd hard
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>>646051796
Op, you're fucked, m8, but I respect the shit out of you.
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>>646051796
God bless you OP you are truly a good person
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>>646052040
Because it's fake.
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Any other relatives you don't need to talk to again OP?
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>>646051796
Honestly, I bet OP is just playing us all. All you need is a good png file and photoshop...
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>>646052012
Op is definitely kill
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>>646052261
Or a second phone..
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rollex
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The absolutely mad man
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>>646052185
So is the love your parents feel for you.
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>>646052185
>>646052261

Negative. Not sure what else I can provide you to say otherwise
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>>646052384
My parents show me how much they love me every night
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>>646052072
K
KEK
E E
KEK
K
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>>646052012
K E K
E E
K E K
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>>646052324
This
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>>646052261
>>646052185

Why do all of you doubting Thomas mother fuckers have to ruin it for everybody? Who cares if it's fake? I'm laughing
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>>646052529
Locking you in the basement doesn't count, faggot.
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>>646051796
ok your probably fucked after "I'll rape you"
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OP here guys, still no response... I think i dun goof'd
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niggers
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Tell her you want her to save her poop for you to make cookies with later. Also tell her to send you a pic of her poop now bc you just can't wait and you gotta slather one off ASAP.

Tell her this op.
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op is not a fag yo gj
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>>646052397
I just really doubt you would say "i will rape you" to someone who isn't in on it.
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>>646052749
How can you do this without caring? teach me
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>>646052012

>Fakin' Faggot
>You would basically realworld ban yourself from /b/ if you did this. lies.
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>>646052012

Satan bless you, OP.
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i only like girls under 12
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>>646050777
op please delivar
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>>646052894
It's his uncle stinkers daughter. Doubt hell mind much. Hell, he'd do the same 'imself!
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>>646052956
You really think he told a family member he was going to rape them? I mean honestly, if he really did, he would be in huge legal trouble, and it would destroy his family life. Do you REALLY believe he would do all of this for some stupid thread?
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>>646052012
kek, op I don't care if you are trolling us or not but I appreciate your use of this sadly underrated old meme.
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>>646052397
Call her and record the conversation with an app, since that's what you kids these days do with your phones. You have apps for everything. Record it, and I will revoke my accusations.
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>>646053266
bump
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>>646053204
op here yes
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>>646053204
dubs said so.
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>>646053204
Yes
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>>646053366
Dubdubs confirm it.
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>>646053204
yes
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>>646053500
Faggot
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>>646053500
FAGGOT
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>>646053377
I wouldn't have believed this post if the dubs weren't there, I never lose faith in dubs
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>>646053500
Dubs calling out the dubdubs.

Also
>faggot
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>>646053500
Fuck off on 4Chan, fag.
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>>646053500
Faggot
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>>646053500
FAGGOT
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>>646053500
faggot
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>>646053500
Faggot
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>>646053500
wow kill yourself fucking massive faggot
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>>646053500
whaaaaaaat faggot x2
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>>646053500
Faggot
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>>646053500
Faggot
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>>646053500
Faggot
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>>646053531
>>646053445

>>646053500
>mfw 3 dubs inferring each other
dubdubdubs revokes your accusations!
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Did OP get killed? Has she not responded?
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Send a picture of your dick
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>>646053969
dubsdubsdubs69 = faggot leave
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>>646052749
Is that cousin, cause she is hot
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nice dubs, faggot
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>>646053683
whoever did this is a fucking fucktard
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>>646054033
He's underage. That's why he isn't responding, it's his bed time. School tomorrow!
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>>646054033
Goddamnit. Wasted dubs. Again.
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>>646051796
>>
OP here, still no response. Tell me how to record our convo if I call her, assuming she'll answer, and I'll try

Also, I sent her a dick pic
>>
R.I.P OP
1990-2015
"I'll rape you"
He was a nice guy
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>>646053266
>>646053366
>>646053500

And 2 of the posts were me! muahahaha
>>646053969


>>646053596
>>646053617
>>646053643
>>646053651
>>646053683
>>646053687
>>646053690
>>646053691
>>646053692
>>646053697
>>646053714
>>646053718
>>646053723
You all are blind men... You called the dubdubdubs guy a faggot. You all lose, faggots. hahaha
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>>646054237
New thread op it's time
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>>646054237

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=polis.app.callrecorder&hl=en

???
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>>646054237
new thread pls link
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>>646054237
OP is in deep
Tell her "Amanda, I love you. I want you to have my children."
>>
You better fucking deliver OP
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>>646054769
This
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>>646054237
Thanks for the luls man, but you just destroyed your relationship with her and her family and possibly your own. I hope you are prepared for the consequences and I hope getting a few anons to laugh made it worth it.
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>>646054621
reroll


>>646054237
Fake dick, If not, you're too old to be telling your cousin that ish, bro. She clearly lives with her dad still which has a high percentage chance that I'm correct when I assume she is underage... jailbait was snatched. pull 'er in, boys!! *police sirens*
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>>646054769
>>646054888
This, trips don't lie
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>>646054769
Rolling
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>>646054888
Trips have spoken
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>>646054144
>>646054111
Check'd
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>>646054237
In b4 "Anon, dad said he'll kill you... Also part 2:The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
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>>646054769
rawll
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>>646054769
Quints decide
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>>646054901
>implying it's not fake and OP is not a faggot
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>>646055101

Troll is trolling well, but I am waiting until he unveils the truth... THAT OP IS FAG.
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Damn op I cant believe you had the balls to do this, do you know what you have done? You have basically ended your relationship with your family, the only people that truly care about you

Now who do you have?
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>>646054769
This
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>>646055274
us
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OP new bread, NOW!
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>>646055274
He has us
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>>646054769
Reroll
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>>646055345
Too fucking late
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>>646053500
kek faggot
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>>646055274
us
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>>646054953
re-re-rollingggggggg
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>>646055320
one of us, one of us
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>>646054769
DO IT
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>>646054953

OP here, new thread, still no response >>646055397

>fake dick

Are you stupid?
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>>646055320
START NEW LOAF NOW OP!
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>>646055506
Nearly
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>>646055427
It's never late onii-chan ;-;
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>>646055523
Love ya
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>>646055605
He's in too deep to return
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But i don't know how anons cousin looks like
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>>646042804
pussy is pussy
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>>646055764
Is that quilava? That's cut as shit man
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I love pussies
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>>646055378
Right because you truly care about him.... Lel
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I think OP is a fag
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Did you call yet OP?
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start with someone else OP
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>>646055764
No it's pikachu
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>>646044227
I want to piss in your ass
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how many fingers do you want in your ass
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>>646048493
"Sorry that was my friend, he stole my phone."
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too soon
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>>646057135
As many as you can fit
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