"Why don't you come sit with us, Anon?"
Someone needs to photoshop vester's POV gun on this pic. Please.
Why not, you bitches made me dinner like you're supposed to.
>>646042574
>>646041545
2nd from left is a lesbian. I claim far right.
>>646042574
>>646041545
>hard shell tacos
What the fuck?! You stupid ass basic bitches get that weak shit off my coffee table.
>>646041545
But but Im on 4chin
>>646041545
FUCK OFF NORMIE SCUM
Nah bitches I got some chinese cartoons to watch. You enjoy your chick flicks, though.
>>646043435
Hey fuck you, homemade hard shells are the best shit ever.
>>646042574
Y'all are going to need to move around because I'm sitting next to Blondie. you girls like to party? I got a handle of vodka and a quarter of some dank but you can't tell your parents. you'll need to stay the night here.
>gay
>>646041545
not the best, but neither am i
>>646041545
Taco sauce
auroramohn.blogg.no/1380473914_helgen.html
the rules are no shirts if you want to drink, no pants if you're smoking my weed. if you want to do both you'll need to get naked. rules are rules, bitch
>>646041545
"Y-you too..."
>>646043843
It's so weird to see them smiling while you're pointing a gun at them. like they're part of some agreed suicide cult.
>>646042090
>>646043435
>>646043557
>>646043776
>>646044064
True alphas here folks.
>>646041545
Only if I get to fuck your corpses
>>646041545
I am not fit for human consumption
>>646044493
Stfu Skeletor.
>>646044493
faggot, stop lying you piece of shit
>>646041545
Because I don't like trannies.
>>646041545
i'm too scary of girls.
>>646041545
i have a wife and children, i can give you money just please dont make me go on the nightly news for assaulting 7 teenage girls, i cant violate my parole again
>>646041545
2015, still watching tv..
M'lady can I buy you a drink
>>646041545
>making tacos on a shag carpet
Fucking dumb bitches
>>646044493
It makes my taco pop!
>>646041545
Who are you people and why are you doing in my house?
>sits down
>stares at tv
>>646041545
Who are you people and what are you doing in my house?
>immediately start sweating
>face red
>"n..n..na im good"
>runs back to basement
>cries
>jerks off to furry porn
true story
The other rules are that if you want more than 5 shots you need to make out with the girl to your left. if you play with her pussy you get an extra hit off the blunt. if you shotgun your hit to another girl you keep the blunt for another hit.
If you do a body shot off another chick's stomach you get an extra shot.
>>646041545
If you put another Nick Sparks film on I will rape all of you
>>646045441
I'm so beta, I don't even know what shotgunning a hit means.
It is as the Chinese philosophers said.
Worry not when you are legally prohibited from being within a school for in time the school shall come to you bearing gifts of Mexican food.
>>646041545
Well alright if you insist milady, by the by do any of you fancy MLP?
>>646041545
"No, because I bet none of you are even conscious that I'm the only one in the room with a personality naturally grown in solitude, while all of you just say you like what the 'cute guy from your Biology I Lab' likes. Also, you're all sluts and probably should die in a drunk driving accident because you think life is about having kids and marrying a man of your dreams while letting society burden your waste and lack of usefulness."
>not a neckbeard. Has a 9/10 girlfriend and she can put up with my cynicism. Will make sure she remains anon though...
>>646045446
You're not gonna rape them all anyways?
>>646045766
where you kiss somebody and exhale your smoke into their lungs. it's sexy when chick's shotgun hits
>>646041545
This photo seems racist for some reason.
>>646043435
While this is alpha shut the fuck up pre-made hardshell tacos are the best at holding in condiments, soft shell fucking squeezes out all the good shit and you make a fucking mess you fucking moron.
>>646041545
I think my ears would bleed OP
"Why haven't we fucked yet?"
"Because I am a faggot"
>>646046061
I imagine.
>>646046073
Because there's no niggers and they have those fake american tacos that basically mock wetback tacos?
>>646043516
School has started, what are you doing here?
>>646041545
got anything to drink you cunts?
>>646045983
Holy fuck you dumb whores, we have tortillas in the fridge. Fry them yourselves, stop using that shit.
>>646041545
ya'll have any little sisters you need babysat next week?
>>646041545
erm, alright.
so,who are you and how did you all get into my house?
>>646045983
post moar
Because i'm a virgin loser and i want to keep it that way
>>646046733
How do you do that?
>>646046061
That's not what it means. Shotgun is putting a lit joint backwards in your lips, then blow through it into someone else's mouth. It forces more smoke into their lungs. It sometimes gets sexy because lips touch and being high and all.
>>646041545
mummy sed im not alowd to hav gerls over els mummy tayks away my leggos so pls go now
>>646045984
hush there baby boy
your autism is showing
>>646046870
>dump some vegetable oil in a pan
>heat it up
>put a tortilla in
>bend it with tongs when it's half-cooked
>taco shell
It's not fucking hard.
>>646046779
>>646041545
umm... im just gonna make a taco and take it to my room.. im kinda busy with stuff.
>>646046779
auroramohn.blogg.no/1380473914_helgen.html
Here's her blog.
>>646046937
How do you do that, while high, without burning the inside of your mouth?
The only normal response is to go and sit down next to spoon girl while saying "Yeah sure, I love Tacos. What're we watching?"
>>646047031
Norwegians....
Names and post more
>>646047016
So, how does it stay open?
am I the only one that got actually nervous at this picture? I am worthless.
>>646047331
Have you ever fried a tortilla? It gets stiff.
>>646047194
What about the seat that's clearly laid out for you?
>>646045441
>>646046061
>>646046937
>literally nobody knows what a shotgun is
>>646045441
Shut the fuck up with your fedora-tier beta fantasies you clown ahahahah get real son haha holy shit
>>646047409
>I am worthless
sub detected
Tacos, fuck yea!
>>646047246
last pic i could find
>select all images with bananas
>>646044271
underrated post
>>646047422
well yes but like, when you bend it, do you just hold it the for thirty seconds or does it just magically stay floating there?
>>646045984
you might think you're not a neckbeard
Whilst I admire your honesty and faithfulness in staying here rather than taking the opportunity to run away I am going to have to ask you to form an orderly line and get back into the fucking basement before I revoke washing privileges.
>>646047151
Don't be a retard? Idk, I managed to figure it out at 14, it can't be that difficult.
>>646047457
Well, since I explained exactly what it is, why don't you share your wrong version of what you think it is. Then we can all laugh at you.
>>646047621
Yeah, you just hold it in place. It only takes like five seconds, even a /b/tard's noodle arms can do that.
>>646045984
imagination is strong in this one
those girls looks so danish
>>646041545
Lol, fuck off.
>>646047424
fuck sitting on that stool, grab the plate and sit next to spoon girl
>>646046733
Then one of the cunts burns themselves and blames you.
>>646047528
Sorry
>>646041545
How do I even get in that situation?
>>646047457
>>646046937
>>646046061
Apparent'y they're both right.
>>646041545
>Heh no... I'm gonna go do man stuff since you guys want to do lady stuff this whole day, because I'm manly.
>>646047891
the shotgun is the hole you cover while you pull then release as you inhale... this creates a vacuum that essentially launches the smoke into your lungs... hence "shotgun"
>>646047514
clearly never been to a real party
grow up you fucking faggot wannabe if you weren't such a fedora wearing furry fag you'd get invited to parties that dont involve MLP marathons and coca cola. Get your dick wet and then come talk to me. acting like this shit isn't even tame for a house party, LOL.
Sure lady's I'll be right back just let me just go grab something and well have some fun!...(Someone's bought to poison the waterhole)
>>646041545
They're eating tacos.
>>646048461
Nice try lol this stuff never happens. enjoy fantasy land and watching project x ;p
>>646048461
>>646048383
>hole
Honey, if there is a hole in your joint, you fucked up. But I know you thought you were super weed man telling us about the carb/choke on a fucking bong, when we were talking about joint/blunt. Kindly go away and be ashamed now.
>>646045319
Same here but I'd be playing Warcraft III instead
>Taco shells
>Not tortillas as the Lord dith ordain
>Heathens
>Americans
Nope, all my vidya and porn are upstairs.
>>646045983
>>646048461
>>646048968
not in your joint you fuck, in your pipe, bong, can, whatever you're smoking out of it
it's the same with shotgunning a beer, you poke a hole in the bottom then crack the top open to let air in and essentially forced the beer into your mouth
there is no such thing as a shotgun as far as joints are concerned
>>646048968
>carb
>choke
>shotgun
>rushie
its a colloquial thing you stupid fuck, it changes from region to region
>>646041545
>Y-y-you too
>>646049483
>>646041545
got nudes?
>>646041545
They're eating tacos.
Cba going to the blog. These girls are Norwegian though, obvious by their clothes. 0,9865/0,9865 would bang. After I record them saying they are 16 ofcourse..
>>646041545
o-okay..first I have to..pick up my spaghetti...
>>646048722
so you're admitting you're a basement dweller and never have partied hard. lol ok sonny boy sorry about that but girls in college are crazy as fuck and do way more than this shit. go to a real party
>>646050804
Yer listen to this guy. He's the real party dude. He's up all night dirnking beer pong and taking weeds with lots of sexi girls.
>>646041545
Because the only bangable chick left hours ago. Give me another beer and the girl on the right in black is drunk fuckable.
>>646051167
I'm not a Chad but I have partied with em, if you stop trying to judge them for having better bodies than you and get to know a few you'll get invited to some good parties. and yeah I can drink beer all night and keep the bong packed. jelly?
>>646051527
fucking lol
>>646051527
Yer I'm real jelly of course wild social life and all those amazing pool parties you go to at frat hosuse. My life would be so complete if I was expected and got to go to more parites like you. Tell me how1!
>>646041545
Why dont y'all fuck off?
>>646051802
Typical kind of sarcastic response from a beta sideline gaming fag. go do another Raid on the Wizards Keep and buy a new graphics card, I'll be out having fun. sorry you believe shit like that only happens in movies.
>>646051527
>>646046937
Always heard that called a super where I've been (all over east coast)
>>646051527
This is 100% true. I just seem to be unable to do it. Not that I can't fake it, I just drink copious amounts of alcohol and get aggressive. I usually don't get invited a second time. If I smoke I'm "milder" but I still annoy douchebags to the point they want to fight. Not anything serous, mind you. People just don't like me. I dropped out of college once and now starting again. What am I doing wrong, /b/?
>>646051527
>jelly?
scum....
>>646041545
i can just imagine how that night goes, all of them waiting to see who's going to be the first one to eat a taco, monitoring how many ingredients each of them puts on, trying to be the first one to complain how full they are after eating just half a taco, and so on. groups of women are the worst.
>>646052926
>i can just imagine how that night goes
I can't imagine. I want to be in a group of hot women. All night!
>>646052726
you care too much and are trying too hard to fit where you don't belong, go enjoy doing what you want and once you get out of puberty you scum you will figure out it doesn't even matter
"I would but I need to grind the FV4005"
>>646045984
Someone got bullied at school
Because I'm going to go get wasted with my friends, not drink soda and watch the fucking kardashians.
>>646045983
These taco shells are nasty as fuck. Oily and what not. Get your shit together
>>646047016
I'll have to try that.
>>646053146
I'm not a teen anymore but thanks for the advice. I kinda know know what you mean. It's just my upbringing and my weakness as a person. I com from a family of fucked up genes. Regardless I've been thought that one should be perfect at all times, meet all criteria, be always at the top... Even though my family are utter failures. My father and aunt are the only mildly successful people in it. I'm now in med school but pretty sure I'll drop out again and probably suicide. Why does this world have so high criteria? You are either a winner, or nonexistant...
>>646052441
HAHAHAHAHAHA I know that goes on. Just don't think you have anything to do with it.
I'm happy to live apart from that vapid, phony way of life. Full of two faced, shallow, idiots.
>>646043776
smooth
would gibe pussy/10
>>646042574
/Thread