Y'all are going to need to move around because I'm sitting next to Blondie. you girls like to party? I got a handle of vodka and a quarter of some dank but you can't tell your parents. you'll need to stay the night here.
The other rules are that if you want more than 5 shots you need to make out with the girl to your left. if you play with her pussy you get an extra hit off the blunt. if you shotgun your hit to another girl you keep the blunt for another hit.
If you do a body shot off another chick's stomach you get an extra shot.
"No, because I bet none of you are even conscious that I'm the only one in the room with a personality naturally grown in solitude, while all of you just say you like what the 'cute guy from your Biology I Lab' likes. Also, you're all sluts and probably should die in a drunk driving accident because you think life is about having kids and marrying a man of your dreams while letting society burden your waste and lack of usefulness."
>not a neckbeard. Has a 9/10 girlfriend and she can put up with my cynicism. Will make sure she remains anon though...
While this is alpha shut the fuck up pre-made hardshell tacos are the best at holding in condiments, soft shell fucking squeezes out all the good shit and you make a fucking mess you fucking moron.
That's not what it means. Shotgun is putting a lit joint backwards in your lips, then blow through it into someone else's mouth. It forces more smoke into their lungs. It sometimes gets sexy because lips touch and being high and all.
umm... im just gonna make a taco and take it to my room.. im kinda busy with stuff.
last pic i could find
>select all images with bananas
Whilst I admire your honesty and faithfulness in staying here rather than taking the opportunity to run away I am going to have to ask you to form an orderly line and get back into the fucking basement before I revoke washing privileges.
Don't be a retard? Idk, I managed to figure it out at 14, it can't be that difficult.
Well, since I explained exactly what it is, why don't you share your wrong version of what you think it is. Then we can all laugh at you.
How do I even get in that situation?
Apparent'y they're both right.
clearly never been to a real party
grow up you fucking faggot wannabe if you weren't such a fedora wearing furry fag you'd get invited to parties that dont involve MLP marathons and coca cola. Get your dick wet and then come talk to me. acting like this shit isn't even tame for a house party, LOL.
Sure lady's I'll be right back just let me just go grab something and well have some fun!...(Someone's bought to poison the waterhole)
Honey, if there is a hole in your joint, you fucked up. But I know you thought you were super weed man telling us about the carb/choke on a fucking bong, when we were talking about joint/blunt. Kindly go away and be ashamed now.
not in your joint you fuck, in your pipe, bong, can, whatever you're smoking out of it
it's the same with shotgunning a beer, you poke a hole in the bottom then crack the top open to let air in and essentially forced the beer into your mouth
there is no such thing as a shotgun as far as joints are concerned
so you're admitting you're a basement dweller and never have partied hard. lol ok sonny boy sorry about that but girls in college are crazy as fuck and do way more than this shit. go to a real party
I'm not a Chad but I have partied with em, if you stop trying to judge them for having better bodies than you and get to know a few you'll get invited to some good parties. and yeah I can drink beer all night and keep the bong packed. jelly?
Yer I'm real jelly of course wild social life and all those amazing pool parties you go to at frat hosuse. My life would be so complete if I was expected and got to go to more parites like you. Tell me how1!
Typical kind of sarcastic response from a beta sideline gaming fag. go do another Raid on the Wizards Keep and buy a new graphics card, I'll be out having fun. sorry you believe shit like that only happens in movies.
This is 100% true. I just seem to be unable to do it. Not that I can't fake it, I just drink copious amounts of alcohol and get aggressive. I usually don't get invited a second time. If I smoke I'm "milder" but I still annoy douchebags to the point they want to fight. Not anything serous, mind you. People just don't like me. I dropped out of college once and now starting again. What am I doing wrong, /b/?
i can just imagine how that night goes, all of them waiting to see who's going to be the first one to eat a taco, monitoring how many ingredients each of them puts on, trying to be the first one to complain how full they are after eating just half a taco, and so on. groups of women are the worst.
you care too much and are trying too hard to fit where you don't belong, go enjoy doing what you want and once you get out of puberty you scum you will figure out it doesn't even matter
I'm not a teen anymore but thanks for the advice. I kinda know know what you mean. It's just my upbringing and my weakness as a person. I com from a family of fucked up genes. Regardless I've been thought that one should be perfect at all times, meet all criteria, be always at the top... Even though my family are utter failures. My father and aunt are the only mildly successful people in it. I'm now in med school but pretty sure I'll drop out again and probably suicide. Why does this world have so high criteria? You are either a winner, or nonexistant...
HAHAHAHAHAHA I know that goes on. Just don't think you have anything to do with it.
I'm happy to live apart from that vapid, phony way of life. Full of two faced, shallow, idiots.