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is the average age of 4chan increasing? i'm getting close to 30

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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is the average age of 4chan increasing? i'm getting close to 30
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22 here
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Nope, you're a sad monitory that just never grew up.
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>>645917488
what is it like being so young, do you have a smartphone? do you text everyone constantly?
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20
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24
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>>645917647
*minority

sorry I'm drunk as shit.
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13 here.
It kinda sucks.
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19 here
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>>645917668
I spend over 18 hours a day furiously masturbating to furry porn.
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33 year old man child reporting in.
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Kek, no you're just old af, old man. An hero, anyone above 25 is a drain on society. Your best years are behind you. Take it with some dignity and kys.
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just turned 21. The smell of vomit still permeates the air in my house
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>>645917093

fuck that i used to be 40, divorced, and broke.

then i found /b/ and my life turned completely around.

-got myself a cocaine addiction
-got myself a crackwhore girlfriend/money earner
-started listening to justin bieber
-??????
profit.

i am now a 17 year old with a number of STDs
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>>645918173
See
>>645918182
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According to a small data collection I just did (66 anons), the average user on /b/ is 21.1.
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>>645917966
So you're basically an autistic useless parasite.
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39 here...life is over
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please take my POLL. What makes you

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the most?
http://www.strawpoll.me/5714660
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>>645918182
I dont disagree with you. wanted to kill myself since i was 21 but my family kept me alive.
It's all bullshit, if you have the chance, just fucking do it
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54 here
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>>645918583
Profoundly autistic and so parasitic that you need to wear a biohazard suit around me. Wanna fuck?
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>>645917093
>is the average age of 4chan increasing

nah....I'm only 52.

>true story
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>>645917093
28
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Wizard desu.
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>>645918732
Jeez, i was just fucking around man. Don't kill yourself just because your 30. Everyone under 75 still has a lot to live for.
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Gonna hit 31 in a couple weeks.
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19
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>>645918942

45 here
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>>645919077
>52
>not at a rave on a sunday night

You're wasting your youth.
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>>645917892
Mods
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>>645917093
20
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35 year old engineer. found this site back when the boxy raids shut it down.
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>>645917093
I'm 12 and what is this
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>>645919222
>>645919077
so you guys have gone from usenet to 4chan?
that's pretty fucking hilarious to be honest, got any stories?
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20 here
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32
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>>645917093
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Been lurking for a couple of years but im still a newfag
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>>645919573
The church of scientology waged a war against a part of usenet and won. They waged a war against anonymous and lost. It was all pretty stupid.
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>>645919573
No, no stories. My entire browsing activity, from usenet to 4chan, has consisted of furiously masturbating to gay scat porn. I usually split my time between jacking off to this stuff and volunteering at an organization that helps underprivileged kids.
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Legitimately 15 and pretty unhappy with the discrimination of pics for my female loving 15 year old needs.
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>>645917093
26 here bro
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>>645919895
roll
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NO.
It's opposite.
>Dis gurl I done liek don't kiel me
>my gurlfrund of 3 months broke ups with me and I can't function
This place is so newb I feel pedo hanging out here.
>29 days from now I will be 40
Fuck anyone who h8s
I was here when you shit green
I don't care what you think, so save it
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>>645918697
Your poll should kill itself, like you.
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>>645920079
You didn't miss much.
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29
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>>645920079
>masturbating to gay scat porn
its funny how some things never change
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>>645918942
Is that in dog years?
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>>645920516
>AOL
The first name of cancer.
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I've been here since 2007, now I'm 24 years old feeling old as shit.

--No job
--No girlfriend
--No degrees
--From a shit country
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>>645921026
it only gets worse.
and you're not getting any younger.
Are you spited by an ex gf? Realize that she is replaceable. Just get over it and get out there and have some fun, Your youth will fade FAST
it's all bullshit but you're on a timeclock, so get the bullshit done
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>>645920079
>usenet

exactly

>mfw one of you fuckers has actually heard of usenet

one thing /b/ would have been all over, back in the usenet days, was when a high powered political consultant for conservative republicans was advertising for someone to fuck his wife at the Republican National Convention in San Diego back in 1996. Confirmed true.

Pic related....it's Roger Stone's wife.
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>>645917892
you might be b&
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33 here. Been here for a little over a year.
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>>645917093
It's probably more around 13.
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>>645921653
I do not have sentimental problems with ex girlfriend anymore.
BTW this is a pic of my ex gf and me.
<3

I hate/love this bitch.


My only problem right now is not to have any fucking money :(. I've never had a job anyway
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>>645921673

Here is part of the usenet thread where Roger Stone was trying to find BBC to fuck his wife.

Don't worry, nobody doxx'd here 1) completely public 2) 19 years old 3) the domains don't even exist any more

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Article 8 of 34

Subject: Re: BUSTY BABE SEEKS HUNG MEN-2-3 OR MORE- SAN DIEGO
From: Bud Fox <[email protected]>
Date: 1996/08/05
To: BebeDD <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: alt.sex.gangbang

BebeDD wrote:
>
> HOT bABE WILL VISIT san diego ALL OF aUGUST - NEEDS hung GUYS FOR
> HARDCORE FUCKING.
>
> wILL MEET 2-3-4 OR MORE GUYS IF CLEAN, FIT, HUNG
>
> See my PHOTO at http://www.cris.com/~bebedd
>
> Respond with photo if real and interested.
>
> bebe

Allright Miss DD!

I'm booking my tickets as we speak!! Let me know what days are good for
you, I can always re-arrange my travel plans.

I love your handle AND your hooters!

Bud Fox

>pic related: Roger Stone's wife's pic they posted to find BBC to fuck her at the Republican Convention in 1996
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>>645917093
>post a boxy picture
>30 years old.
nice ruse, didn't work.
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15
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>>645917892
you'll be b& by tomorrow probably
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i turn 19 in 45 minutes
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>>645922263

BTW, he was a Donald Trump advisor until just recently.

He says he quit. Trump says he fired him.

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https://italkyoubored.wordpress.com/2014/02/05/roger-stone-pretty-reckless-is-going-straight-to-hell-part-two/

The StonesтАЩ website invited visitors who were interested in group sex to respond to тАЬBebeDDтАЭ тАУ NikkiтАЩs computer тАЬscreen nameтАЭ тАУ at a post office box in Washington, D.C.

The website was placed in operation last March and has been accessed thousands of times, our investigation reveals

In addition, numerous other postings were sent by BebeDD to an Internet message board called тАЬsex.swingers.тАЭ

One posting says тАЬSuper hot babe needs real menтАжin San Diego. Will be visiting with my husbandтАжand want men for 3-some action.тАЭ

Another reads: тАЬSuper hot babe with 40-24-36 body has a special weakness for in-shape guys in uniform Marines, Navy, Army, Coast Guard, all military.тАЭ

The postings also invite people to visit BebeDDтАЩs website to view her photo.

That same photo turns up in тАЬSouth Florida Direct Contact Swingers,тАЭ an adult publication in South Florida, along with an ad that reads in part: тАЬHot, former model seeks exceptional, in shape, muscularтАжstuds for threesomes with herself and attractive body builder husband.тАЭ

And one couple took them up on their offer. тАЬMy girlfriend and I met with Roger and Nikki Stone after responding to their ad in a swingersтАЩ magazine,тАЭ a swinger disclosed.
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>>645922657
And why the fuck are you at home then?
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>>645922346
op here, I'm 28
Boxxy is my favorite and oldest 4chan memorie, didnt browse until late 2007
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>>645922865
legal boozing age is 18 here and it's the lord's day duh. But seriously hungover mondays arent the best
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>>645922963
Boxxy is love, Boxxy is life.

I do
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>>645921673
People had barely heard of the internet back then. It really was like a secret club, just being able to operate a computer and having network access.
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>>645919895
rollin. this is now a choice thread
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>>645923108
Seriously man? You're willing to sacrifice your 19th birthday just to have a more comfortable Monday? 20 years down the road, will you cherish the memory of a comfortable Monday or a fun 19th birthday more?
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>>645923211
yo momma
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>>645923480
If it was much fun, he wouldn't remember it anyway.
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>>645917093
started at 18 now 21
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19
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>>645919573
>usenet to 4chan?
>that's pretty fucking hilarious to be honest, got any stories?

Back when Marc Andresen and team released the first widespread web browser called Mosaic from a university in Illinois, there were virtually no websites at all. Major companies like Ford.com had "Under construction" pages only.

A computer group at the University of Delft in the netherlands had a project to decode and post EVERY SINGLE picture posted to usenet.

It was like /b/ in the old days. CP was rampant.

THe university had a webpage that just posted every single image without any censorship or anything.

>pic related to the old usenet days. One of the first pix to go viral. You still see it, or cropped or shooped versions every now and then, but this is over 20 years old. big hit on Usenet.
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>>645919895
rull
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>>645923769
Are you implying he should drink? You DO know that drinking alcohol is haram right? Goddamn foreigners are ruining Europe for muslims.
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>>645922253
she looks real fucking cute.
i had a fucking cute gf too, but we got tired of each other.
biggest heartbreak, heartache of my life
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>>645923463
damn. at least I get to summon chicken!
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>>645917093
No sir, we are obviously surrounded by children. 38.
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>>645923215

yep. yep.

this is pre-AOL. pre-everything.
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>>645924147
>we got tired of each other
>we

If it was mutual, why the heartbreak?
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>>645917093
Young fags I'm hitting 35
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24 turning 25 at the end of the month, been here since late '06

Shit sucks.
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>>645919895
Rollling
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>>645924443
Now that your youth is over, do you feel like you made the most of it? The best years are behind you, my friend.
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>>645919573
36 here. Usenet was a little before my time but I did run/use BBS's when I first got into computers. Had a 1200 baud modem jerking it to grainy ass .gifs that would take forever to download even a couple kb. Went out into the real world for most of my 20's then went to work at sea. Not much to do on ship off duty so I became /b/tard. It's a slippery slope but these "boipucci" fags in denial are just retarded...
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>>645918244
U wit m8??????????????????

Also 19 here.
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22 in 3 months, i been in this shithole since 2010.
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>>645919895
Rolling for this
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>>645924147
yeah, I never dated after that broke up.

Now she's got a fucking cool job and a degree . While I'm unemployed and my parents are getting poor.

Shit. Sometimes I dont know what to do with my life.
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22, and dedicated lurker.
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>>645921026
>--No job
>--No girlfriend
>--No degrees
>--From a shit country
I'm 33. NO FUTURE, NO HOPE
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25 here.
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>>645924903
>2010
Yeesh, what a newfag.
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>>645925085
>dedicated lurker
>posts
???
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>>645924749
I don't really care, I have a very carefree attitude.

I've been in constant DGAF mode for as long as I can remember.
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>>645922253
where are you from?
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>>645919895
I wanna be a wizard
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>>645925099
if you could change something in your early 20's what would be?
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>>645924553
Le lol
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31 year old stock investor here, livin' the NEET dream.
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41, Damn
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>>645925099
On the internet. No future. We cyber-punk now.
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>>645925294
It's a hard path.
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>>645925262
Brazil
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>>645918959


>>645919528


>>645920079
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>>645920083
Your gonna get b& tbh
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I turn 27 in a few weeks.

Haven't been here in a long time but I'm recently single so I figured let's go see what 4chan is doing these days.
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>>645924395

>Youngfags I'm hitting 35
>35

Fucking this.
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>>645925197
For the vast majority of my nights I just lurk and watch. That being said doesn't mean I don't post.
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>>645924443
10 years? a lot of knowledge and wisdom
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>>645918238

Well, I guess it is supposed to cover the scent of neckeards dead sperm.
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>>645924759
>>645919222
>>645918942
save us, old fags, from the degenerates
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19
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23. Started lurking back in 07-08. I will never escape this hell.
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>>645925767
answer
>>645925362
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14, so no.
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>>645925761
New owner. New porn board. Janny apps open for a few more minutes. Hard trolling to stir up the newfags against whatever. All kind of lame and self-sucking.
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>>645926125
but I've been here for 4 years so
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36 , I'll be 37 in February .
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it was 19 five years ago
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>>645925896
Only real wisdom is that the broad population on here has always been shitty, but It's gotten a lot more gay.
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>>645925362
depression, I would delete that part of my life.
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>>645923211
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>>645917093
how sweaty are your boobs?
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>>645919573
Usenet was fun. I used to set my client to download everything while I was away at work. Then you needed a picture viewer to see what you got. alt.binaries.pictures was the shit back in the day.
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Junior in high school... maybe im 18.
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>>645926230
hiro has a weird fuckin computer
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>>645920851
>screenshotting an image
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>>645925962
I'm not sure what you expect from us. All we can really do is conjure porn.
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>>645926608
>hiro has a weird fuckin computer

an hiro has an hiro'd 4chan
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36, too old for this shit.
>remember, you're here forever
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>>645919895
Roll
Also cool story bra
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>>645917093
wow you're dumb the avg age is like 15 now
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>>645917093
47. Don't know why I come back here. This place became a lot less interesting after they started deleting and banning raiding threads.
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>>645917892
Jesus Christ, you became a faggot really early didn't you ya little faggot?
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>>645926575
Remember .gl files for shitty video, .mod for music. And all the different damn compression that was out there. You needed to search for players and decompression almost harder than content.
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>>645926608
It's a toughbook. They're supposed to survive being run over by a tank, but he has the wuss version that's just an overpriced laptop.
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>>645917093
29 here as well, and i would say the average age is decreasing
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>>645917093

I'm 28. Been here since I was 17. How did this happen?
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>>645919895
toll
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>>645917093
28 this year. Been on /b since 2005
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>>645926945

uuencode

uudecode

mime
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24 here, honestly I wish I was like 10 years older..
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31 here!
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15 newfag
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>>645927241
Then you'd remember the 80s. It's not worth it, man.
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>>645926691
as long as it isn't traps, it helps
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does anyone remember loli-chan? 2003...damn...happy 12th year of service, 4chan. and you've already gone through 5 ceo's.
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>>645926911
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>>645927399
Yeesh, newfags don't even watch anime, do they?
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>>645927347

The reason is because I get along much better with people in their 30s 40s then I do with people my age. Most of my friends are in their late 30s.
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>>645927475
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>>645925259
I don't get people like you. How can you be so okay with just throwing your life away? How can you not give a fuck?
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>>645927716
If you still care about your age, they're probably humoring you or using you for free labor.
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>>645918942
41 year old bastard here.
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>>645925692
and why didn't you get a college degree?
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27 nearly 28 here, think I used to browse in highschool... so shit I've been here a decade haha
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22 been here since 2003
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>>645928063
Brazil is terrible.
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>>645927716
If you're 24 and have the personality of someone in their late 30s, I'm going to assume you're an incredibly boring person.
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20
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>>645927683
I like old/older people, they hate gay shit like this
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>>645928013

Not to sound like an edgy douche, but is life really worth it? I'm 28 and am rapidly losing sight of any sensible purpose to continue to grind away at it.
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>>645927824
*this is not him replying*
But as someone that feels the same.. when you look around ya and see how retarded everything is and how stuff works then you stop giving a shit
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27
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>>645928275
AH fucking MEN
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>>645928179
4chan wasn't found till 2007 but nice try, back to 9gag
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27 here. Start to feeling old.
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>>645928275
Yeah yeah, whatever.
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35
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Its becoming a mix bag, it was to be expected.
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>>645928500
Cancer.

Off to reddit with you >>>/reddit/
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>>645928063
Coz I'm fucking loser.
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>>645928500
9gag.com
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>>645917093
Quite the opposite, I've noticed many older members have left and newer members have come in troves; the more famous 4chan becomes, the more people there will be who wish to use it.

I'd say the majority is below 25 now.

It's not so much that the younger members are stupid, it's just disheartening to see some of the older customs and traditions fade and give birth to new ones.
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>>645928200
no hay algo que te guste hacer?
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>>645917093
4chan as a whole may be getting older. But /b/ is definitely getting younger. I constantly see underageb& posting their age not even aware that the site is 18 and up. And people respond to them like normal.

Newfags don't even lurk anymore, they get here and start posting on day one. I'd bet the average age of /b/ is around 15
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>>645917093

19 here but I was here underaged since 09' I'd say the age is decreasing, just because it seems everyone here acts younger than me. but maybe It's because you faggots are sperglords.
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19, since 06 or 07
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>>645927824
Life has no meaning, you're born, you die.

In between that is whatever you want to make of it. I live my life the way I see fit. You live yours the way you see fit.

Take away all aspects of life that do not pertain to the most basic human needs and you'll see how irrelevant it all is.

You're on a rotating mass that travels around more rotating masses that is also cruising through a vast emptiness sitting in an even bigger empty plane.

You don't get people like me?
That's fine.
I get me.
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>>645928787
spanish != portuguese

Well, I play league of legends
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>>645917093
naw cuz most of us are underage. i started browsing at 15 and lurked for 3 years. 19 now
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>>645928385
>see how retarded everything is

I feel like this is just you guys being pretentious. Everything isn't "retarded". There are literally an infinite number of possibilities out there waiting for you to grasp, I highly doubt all of them are "retarded". I feel like if you stopped being pretentious and thinking everything is below you, you'd get a lot more out of life.

> how stuff works

Really? You're really telling me you've seen how the entire world works and you think it's retarded? I have a hunch that you just dipped your toe into the workings of the world, didn't like what you immediately saw and then immediately deemed it all retarded and below you.
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>>645918942
45

I laff at how much recycled shit there is in here. New tards think they're creating new shit but it's just old shit re-tarded.
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