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I'm dying /b/ What do?

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I'm dying /b/

What do?
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Die
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>>614341695
I heard you got shot 3 times rons
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>>614341695
Think of some good last words. Something to either amaze or confuse your loved ones.
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Cut your nipples off and put them on your eyes. Then die away.
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>>614341838

Confuse! Confuse!
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I have no pen but OP delivers tits
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at least ure not a nig nog, OP
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>>614341695
What are those red things?
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>>614341695
DIE QUICKER
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>>614341695

Confess to everyone that you enjoy CP or Loli. See if they're still jerks to the dying.
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>>614341956
I was wired up to machines. Like this one...
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What happened?
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OP here. Blood disorder. Started failing today on a huge scale. Expected not to see the morning.
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Not die.
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>>614341695
Why are you dying?
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Repent you fucking heathen, it's not to late. Repent to the Lord and Jesus Christ and you'll be saved.

Will not work if Jewish, Muslim or Canadian.
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Ward is grim as fuck /b/
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these threads are neat
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>>614342459
well why are you dying?
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How exactly are you dying?
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>>614341695
Good riddance.
gg gl
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>>614342306
Dude. Rough..
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>>614341695
stay strong OP. good luck.
if you do make it, do all the shit you wanna do before you die...stuff like this changes your perspective on life.
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Another oldfag going down... you are all a bunch of sick fucks but I wish you well. And shorter prison terms. Live long /b/
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Let's give OP a great last thread, shall we?
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>>614342459
Don't stay in grim ward. Go out having a huge fucking party. Go to a loan shark, take copious amounts of drugs. Orgy sounds good also.
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>>614342459
Since ur gonna die anyways go fuck shit up bro steel a sports car or somthing, anyways ill try to keep ya in my thoughts bro the thought of dyibg at anysecond sucks :/
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>>614342459

You're not dying, that is pre op. Now go die in a fire fag.
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Oh also I hear they have lots of drugs in hospitals, nick some.
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>>614342459
Look at it this way, anon.
You're dieing.
You're all alone.
Chances are nobody will visit you in the coming days.
You're a small, weak insignificant nothing.
You'll be gone, but not missed.
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>>614342723
Goodnight sweet prince, I'll see you on the other side one day. :)
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>>614342784
Nice idea Anon but I can't walk. I can just about breathe on my own.

Having my mobile one last time was my wish. Entertain me /b/, don't let me down!!!
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Well if this guy really is dying, what you say we give him a good send off thread? I mean Jesus, if he's dying, the last people he wanted to speak to was us and we're assholes! I say we at least owe it to this guy to give him a good send off.
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>>614341695

Order some hookers to your deathbed to rim you until you die.
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>>614341695
Kill yourself to avoid dying
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hey i like sand
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Take yourself out of hospital and do whatever the fuck you want. Kill, rape, rob, anything that you've always wanted to do.
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Jesus OP, you're online on an ECG. I've had them about 20+ times. You're not dying, they are checking your heart
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>>614343029
Also try get a pitty fuck from any nurse
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>>614342459
>>614342459

You in palliative care?
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>>614343029
He can't walk you retard
>>614342947
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>>614342947
what was your favorite moment?
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>>614342723
Why the fuck are you dying?
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Just shut the fuck OP, no one gives a shit. There are far more important people that are dieing or have died.
You're a small, weak insignificant nothing.
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>>614343167
read the fucking thread you fucktard
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>>614341695
be strong OP and stay with your loved ones
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sadly we'll never know whether OP died or just got bored with the thread
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>>614343186
only anons on /b/
>some are more important than others
get real faggot
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>>614343257
Implying he has loved ones, KEK.
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Describe your feelings as you near your death
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Masturbate or ask a nurse to give you a last hand job.
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>>614343348
Or both
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>>614341695
Put your thumb in your ass and other thumb in mouth, if this doesn`t work: switch thumbs
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You should shit the bed and lay real still so everyone thinks you already died. Top prank.Also, where's la familia?
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when you get to hell, make sure to say tell satan to save a good boulder for me to push through a lake of boiling shit for all eternity

lord knows i deserve it, coming to this fuckin site
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>>614342306
Get a blood transfusion maybe? What condition?
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>>614341695
Do a flip.
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>>614343348
muh kekkles!
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>>614343432
This.
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im guessing acute myeloid leukaemia.


okay op. take care.

you rest now.
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>>614343549

>In hospital dying of blood condition
>Doctors never thought of transfusion

What kind of retard are you, anon?
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>>614341695
Tell 2 pac and Biggie I said "Wuz up?"
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>>614342879
>>614343137
>>614343167
>>614343154

Yeah I am in pre-op, but only because that's the way it works here. They have told me next time I come back they won't be able to do anything for me as my blood and my nervous system is shutting down.

My favourite moment... tough one. Inviting 2 girls I was fucking to the same party was quite fun. They found out what was going on. Perhaps I deserve to die.

I've been asked what family and friends I want to come to the hospital now. Told I can have my phone for another 30 minutes. Any more questions?
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>>614341695
i hope we will meet on the other side some time
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>>614342306
Stay up all night to see if you can make it to sunrise. I mean it's not like you're going to have to deal with being tired, is it?
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>>614341695
Shave your fucking chest Chewbacca
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go out in style
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>>614343772
Holy shit, no one fucking cares.
Stop fishing for sympathy you fucking cunt.
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>>614343772
Why the f cant u have ur phone as much as u like?
Also death is not final anon, sleep now
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>>614343772
glad too hear you have good memories. good luck
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>>614343464
God damn it, I lost it way too hard at this.

If you're not a lying faggot, OP, God bless you. I'm sorry this has happened to you
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>>614343772
none.

die alone OP.

you were born alone, you should leave it alone
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>>614343772
God Speed OP
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OP do something big
Die like a true /b/ro
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>>614344074
then why are you posting?
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>>614341695
post noods
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>>614343964

>Be as faggoty as me even in death
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>>614343772
What is the scientific term for the disorder you are suffering from?
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>>614344089
Because where they wheel me off to to rot has other anon's in that can't be near mobile phones. They stand a chance.
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Am I allowed in this thread
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tell us when you're dead, btw
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>>614344235
Because I fucking hate faggots.>>614344265
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is op dead?
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>>614341695
Could you give me your fridge magnets please?
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>>614344089
>why the f
Oh no! Mum is gonna hear me swearing over the internabs!
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>>614341695
What are your thoughts? Are you scared?
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Rape a nurse and an hero I want to here this on the news bro
Godspeed Op
Today OP was not a complete faggot
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>>614343772
I'm sorry for you.
And despite what everyone says, whether joking or fully believing, I don't think any of us will go to hell.
I don't know any of you lame asses but I'm sure you've all done more good than bad, and few or none purely evil and selfish acts.
You should keep yourself laughing and in high spirits.
Ask your family and friends about their futures. Congratulate them, offer advice, tell each of them 1 on 1 what they have done for you.
Write down or dictate to someone your last will and testament.
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>>614341695
I was one month ago in the same position as you are now.
Diagnosis? Symptoms?
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>>614341695
where are you OP? I'll visit you if you'd like.
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>>614343772
Tell your familiy to gtfo, you are bussy with 4chan shit.
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stab a nurse so we hear about it on the news and know this is real, it will make our feels reals
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I refuse to believe when you're dying hospitals act like you're a fucking kid and get to take away your phone.

I'm calling OP out on his bullshit.
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>>614341695
Not sure where you are, but would you like a visitor?
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>>614341695
I want you to know that I love you. No really, I do. I come from old /b/ and remember the glory days before all the stupid new shit. It's from that /b/ I send you my greatest love. You will be missed anon.
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>>614344543
This
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>>614341695
hey my hospital/b/ro

whats your ailment?

piccline. aw yee
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What kind of blood disorder may I ask, OP?
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OP cheeky nip slip...
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i think OP died.........
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>>614344413
Tell us when you're dead, btw
Kek
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Post about it on /b/.
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What's going through your head right now, OP?
Anything you wanted to do before being rushed to the hospital? After?
Any regrets? How old are you? Where do you live?

God bless you, OP. Despite the fact that it sucks ass, I hope it's at least a peaceful experience for you
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>>614342138
Did you return the machine?
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OP ready for final chosen final threads...
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for the off chance this is real and you will actually die soon...i'm sorry OP, you simply got to the finish line before us, everybody else in this thread will be there with you sooner or later :)
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did you even enjoy anal as a man? cause it's great

OP might regret not being a fag....
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>>614344953
Dubs get
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>>614344431
still caring though
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>>614341695
die
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sleep well anon you will be missed
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>>614341695
Yell "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" before you kick the can OP.
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>>614344953
Good ridance OP, I don't even know you but sorry to hear this. Good luck and thanks for saying goodbye to /b/, we'll miss you
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>>614344953
you'll be missed, friend..
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>>614343481
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>>614344953
Cheers mate. See you on the other side once my time is up.
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>>614341695
die
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Enjoy the battletpads thread one last time. Rip in pepperonis my dear OP. Today you were not a fag
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>>614344953
my gf just broke up today with me.. with this, I become aware how fucking happy I should be...
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>>614344953
>>614342723
Brave men
Go in peace /bro's, you are finally going to see the aftermath, maybe everything does happen for a reason.

Write a poem, something, for relatives.
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>>614341695
embrace death
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Tell the doctor you are in great pain so you can get some opiates and the get high till you die. or just overdose
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you've got a phone and an internet access
just order for a dozen hookers
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>>614344953
is it a guarantee that you'll die or are the chances high?
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newfag here, is this real? i cried
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>>614343481
Dear God how did you get the polish so clear?
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Good news OP, you're going to be just fine. Kill yourself while it still counts. Timestamp pls.
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>>614343432
what if their are only male nurses?
he is dying, so does it matter that much?

hmmm....?
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Op. I'd like to send you a gift. Which hospital are you in?
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>>614342306
stay up till morning to see the last sunrise of your life
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>>614344953
best of luck on the other side mate, I'll say a prayer for you
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>>614345748
/Thread
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You will die and be forgotten. Cheers m8.
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post cock pic & we'll R8 it anon.
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Rest well, OP.

You are not a fag.
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Tits for the Tits God

Rest in peace OP
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>>614342951

This.

I'm sorry it goes this way OP, some of us will follow behind sooner or later and then we'll meet again - so, until next time!
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Look like OP is kill
Godspeed OP
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You still have time to become muslim, blow yourself up in the hospital and earn 72 virgins right away. Consider that an option, I have no better advice.
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Throw one last HEIL up for this guy.
People die ever day, I doubt he's lying because he's the one dude that got to /b/ to tell us about it this year.
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>>614344953
take care brother!!
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OP wasn't a faggot, se you buddy.
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>>614346115
HEIL
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>>614344953
Goodbye OP, see you in the afterlife's /b/
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>>614345748
>>614343916
this op
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>>614345986
This is noob level, but this is the only one of her right?
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>>614343964
15yrs old detected
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Sorry OP don't worry cause the other side is exactly like this one, but the fuckery from corporations is still alive there, einstein is a huge cunt and forget about the musicians, all their shit suck now, when they ask if you want to come back search for the Ohba's they can send you back with memories but being a baby for 2 years may drive you mad, when you come back meet me at "the town" you'll know what i mean, i will be waiting there, try to enjoy yourself when you arrive, do lots of sex and drugs but when you get tired of all the craziness comeback downhere and meet me at the town so long OP dont struggle
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>>614344953
God Speed OP, I hope to see you on the other side someday.
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>>614341695
Player 1 has left the game. Rip OP.
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>>614345141
>emoji
>implying dubs
summer weather's quite early this year
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Hey OP, jerk off furiously in the hopes some cute nurse would get turned on, watching you stroke your dying cock. You'd burn that image into her head forever.
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>>614341695
The only farewell fit for a /b/ro
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>>614344057
Good one
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Love you op
See you in the cosmic river
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>>614346414
cool
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>>614341695
is you dyin from innernetz virus?
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>>614346414
>"the town"

I know exactly what you are talking about. Nobody ever gets it.
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No more patches. Now removed. Battery died (ha) borrowing dad's mobile now
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Did OP die already? Rest in rips.
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>>614344953
Goodbye my friend.. See you on the otherside and don´t be worry, you´re coming back home
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>>614346663
We all gotta go OP, your stamp is pressed on the people closest to you and you will be remembered for that. All we are is dust in the wind, have a nice journey and see you one day
The odds are us b tards go to the same place
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>>614341695

See you space cowboy.
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>>614341695
Goodbye OP I am sure you rise again like the glorious faggot you are.
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>>614346663
Clean the navel lint, you fucking cretin!
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>>614341695
>Keep dying, until you're dead, then stop.
>Rise 3 days later, claim to be the son of god
>Form own religion
>Swim in money and bitches
>Sneer at all of the pleb faggots who don't even have a religion named after them
>???
>Prophet!
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Just end it now.
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>>614346663
Goodbye OP, just hang on a little longer so you can see your last sunrise.
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Quickly delete your browsing history before you go, just in case.
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>>614341695
Reincarnate dude and come back to /b
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>>614344146
>You were born alone
No, you had your parents with you, by your side waiting for you.

Have a good life down there anon. They say if you have a place to look forward to, you'll see it in the after world, or maybe you'll just turn to part of the astral plane or something.
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>>614344547
As a moral fag, I say this one /b/ro.
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>>614346890
This. Today is your day, but everyone reading this thread will be dead in 0-90 years. I have at most 25 left.
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>>614346932
My blood and organs are leaking out of my shitter and you think a bit of fluff is my main concern. Fuck off new fag
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Is OP still here?
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>>614346937

I kek'd.

Theists are so fucking stupid.
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hows the morphine coming along, seriously....
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>>614341695
Well personally, I'm planning on making my last words "The billion dollars... Is in the... Ahhh..."
Just a suggestion.
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Buy the ticket, take the ride OP.. have fun riding the lightning /b/ro should be a hell of a trip.
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I died.

- OP
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fuck me OP you made me feel things i didnt wanted to feel today. godspeed brother.
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>>614347126
post that then, you self-aggrandizing cunt. This thread is fucking more kill than your claims to be are. Get back to your fake-ass death diagnosis.
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>>614347105
But you have a luxury of knowing that it has been coming, writing down and saying final thoughts. I envy that, as I will probably pass in a fit of pain during an unexpected heart attack around age 60.
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>>614344547

This.

Made me cry on the inside when I imagined how I would do this....
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>>614346663
Love you OP
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>>614347160
It begins.
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apparently they don't like you because they don't evenergy have the leads hooked up to you

Faggot
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We will have lost a fellow /b/tard, we will grieve the loss of this anon, but gear not fellow /b/ros. For as anon has won the game called life, and we here will continue the legacy that this community has been giving for many years. Stress not OP, for thoust spirit will live on in us and continue the work. Good luck and godspeed you glorious faggot, we will see each other soon one day. Amen
Good night sweet prince
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>>614342828
>Jet fuel can't steel sports car
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>>614347230
"Tell. Moot. He's. A. Faggo-........
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OP here, I'm more full of shit than a Christmas goose. You dumb fucks believe anything.

pic related: My rare pepe folder that my nephew will inherit when I really do die (not in the future)
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>>614342971
>>614342747
this, lets share a laugh with OP.
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>>614347105
80 max. I seriously doubt that anyone on 4chan can actually live pass 100.
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>>614341824
those are cardiogram stickers u fucking retard
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Troll, troll, troll!

You ALL have been trolled!

FAGGOTS!
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I honestly still want to know, OP.

What's going through your head right now?
Anything you wanted to do before being rushed to the hospital? After?
Any regrets? How old are you? Where do you live?

God bless you, OP. Despite the fact that it sucks ass, I hope it's at least a peaceful experience for you. I cannot imagine being in your place. Make every second count.
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I demand dubs in honor to OP
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His name was Robert Paulson
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>>614345640
You had no right to post in this thread
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>>614344596
ayy.
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>>614347627
His name was Robert Paulson
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While you guys were busy with this dog thread, I stole 40 cakes !
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>>614347510
truth. pic related, it's the average /b tard
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If i have the choice to punch out my plan is to buy barrels of gasoline and powder and to blow myself up in the middle of a forest and go out in a blaze of glory, although i do not think i will reach the age of 60 which is the year i intend to punch out at, if i do get to that age i'll certainly blow up and take a good chunk of forest with me, i want the fire to consume me and the forest to grow anew as the memory of my existance fades away from people who once new me
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I have briefed my brother on the glory that is /b/

You guys have been the funniest and most sincere bunch of cunts I have ever met and I've loved every minute of it. I hope you all find happiness in your lives. I'm turning in now to have a final night of Cheers box set, some wine and a Chinese take away even though I have MSG allergies too. Doesn't matter now right?

I have told my brother how /b/ works and told him to report back in the morning, if I cant.

Seriously though thank you /b/, you have been a blast. Stay strong and weird and strange. Good luck to you all.

OP out...
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I want to post something insightful
or funny
or... Well something that doesnt come off half baked an retarded because im speaking to a dying man.
But I seem to lack the word to express anything.
I shed a tear for you OP, and hope that I can prove myself worth the life I continue living.
Because lord knows I want to lie down and join you in the dark.
And I have no clue why.
Make it easy on yourself OP. We'll keep struggling on out here. If there is anything beyond this world, claim it for us.
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>>614347627
>>614347680
His name was Robert Paulson
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Gonna masturbate now, for dead OPs sake.
If he didnt die, well, i'm gonna masturbate anyway.
Godspeed, OP.
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>>614345640
Welcome to the real world
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>>614347627
>>614347680
His name was Robert Paulson
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>>614347448
>>614347545
STFU scum
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>>614347743
pic related
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>>614347794
>>614347627
>>614347737
His name was Robert Paulson
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>>614347706
Have a good one OP, you will be missed
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>>614344320
well, sherlock, glad to see that youre on the case
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convert to islam, receive everlasting paradise


there is no god but allah
and muhammad is his messenger
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>>614347706
cya brother, you are a really cool dude
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>>614341695

learn to play jazz flute
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>>614347794
>>614347737
>>614347680
>>614347627
>>614347794
>>614347761
His name was Robert Paulson.
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>>614347706
>>614341695

OP out
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>>614341695
I dont know you OP, but i love you. Get a cute nurse to hold on to before you go. stay up all night with her and try to be happy. And maybe get a handy.
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>>614342459

could be worse. you could be in an NHS hospital
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>>614342456
This faggot believes in magic
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>>614347627
His name was Robert Paulson
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OP isnt dying you fucking retards; he simply had a heart monitor hooked up
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>>614347276
this.

op now die in agony faggot.
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>>614344953
see you OP
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It's okay OP

our time here is short, we will join you soon.

Good luck where ever you're headed.
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>>614344953
You'll be missed by a shit ton of strangers on the internet.
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>>614344953

see you in hell someday
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>>614347949
Ol Bitch Tits, they used to call him.
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>>614344953
See you in Valhalla OP.
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>>614347382
Fuck, I lost the game.
Also, I've won the game of life a million times, I never died because of it.
>Peter: Cause of death?
>Me: Won the game of life
>Peter: Getthefuckoutyoustupidlittlefuckingfaggotohmyfuckinggodhowthefuckcanyoubesoretardedandhavesuchpoortasteingamesyoupleb-tierturboniggereveryoneknowsthatmonopolykicksit'sassyouballslappingfagtard

>>614347706
GL, prove those fuckhead doctors wrong and live a bit longer though. Without OP who are we going to call a faggot? Faggot.
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Robert Paulson was his name.
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>>614347949
>>614347737
>>614347794
>>614347884
>>614347949
His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson
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>>614344953
Wear sunglasses until it ends
God will think that you are too cool to die now
Get back to life
Fuck bitches
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His name was Robert Paulson
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>>614343916
Bindun >>614343916
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Look at all these faggots, typing sentimental shit, hope u all get run over by a bus.
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azuritereaction?

i know he has heart problems
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>>614347706
We have lost a good one, and gained a new one.
Rest well in the after life.
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>>614348310
Last Rites and Burial to be behind Paper Street House
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>>614344953
This makes me sad op :'(
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>>614348438
yeah because he's the only one in the world with heart problems
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>>614342828
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>>614348534
just wondering cockbite
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>>614343266
Kek
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>>614346414
Just tell me what the fuck "the town" means
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>>614347627
his name was Robert Paulson.
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