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Weed and strawberries, my two favorite things in the world...

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Weed and strawberries, my two favorite things in the world... The only problem is that they never really went well together. I've finally figured out a solution to that! (If you've played this game, you'll understand why I'm posting this on 4chan)
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Anybody want to get a thread started about this? I'm pretty sure nobody has even heard of this game. :3
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bamp
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monitoring
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>>614308715

what is this?
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>>614310791
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I'm glad somebody actually found it! I'm not sure if anybody here has played through it though... :3
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>>614311833
anyone who hasn't allready beaten this game doesn't like lolli.
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Other games like this?
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well OP i think i have you beat
for you see i like strawberries and weed
AND lolis

p.s. yes most of us have heard of unteralterbach
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I'm glad to hear most of you have heard of it! :D I only beat the game a day or so ago. There was only ONE scene I was missing from the evidence room, and I wouldn't have figured that Bernd had a little sister...
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>>614308715
i'm stoned as fuck and i do not understand this retardedness have you even smoked weed
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I've smoked a bit, but I don't do it nearly as much as I used to. It's usually only with friends, so I can't get my hands on it every day since I don't carry a lot of money around.
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>>614308715
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Maja is best loli.
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>>614311620

Does this shit have an English translation yet? I'd play the fuck out of it if I didn't have to learn Hitler's native language.
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It does have an English Version, that's how I managed to get through it. :D
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You have to select it from the main menu in game.
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Best Game Ever
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>>614314178

Ugh what the fuck. The image said it had an English translation. I'm fucking retarded.

Fuck Germany tho. Still haven't forgiven you retards.
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I'm missing the evidence on the left bottom, beneath Aisha, and the top middle one. How to get these?
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>>614314178
>>614315034

It has an englisch translation!
Look in the menu u fucking native american killer!
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>>614315034
Hitler was right you know. The world would be a better place right now.
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Downloading this will be a good decision if your wondering.
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Henrike scene is the best of all game. Reviewed infinite times las the first time.
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The scene with Aisha made me want to convert to Islam for about a week after.
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>>614315285
The problem is, hitler was from austria.
The first WW was startet from austria.
But the whole world hates germany ....
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>>614308715
I'm not downloading something because /b/ told me to. :)
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Please tell me more about this game.
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dude...
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>>614315690
Fuck you german scum stop trying to blame australia, it isn't even in europe.
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>>614308715
Someone please download this and confirm it isn't a virus.
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>>614315913
Fritzl (the pedo) is from austria too! :p
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>>614315913

Yeah wtf, Australia didn't do shit. Fucking Germans.
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>>614315877
Its actually completely legal, you stupid faggot.
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>>614308715
Sounds and looks fake, I wonder if it's fake.
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>>614315913
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>>614315902
RIGHT
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>>614316093
Its not. Its just pure fap material and laughs
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>>614316093
I was sceptic at first to, especially with the whole Trojan file name, so I just streamed it, don't remember from where tho :/
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>>614316147
>Yeah wtf, Australia didn't do shit. Fucking Germans.

Austria not Australia!
Australia is a continent in the southeast of asia.
Austria is a small country in europe.
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>>614309145
>Anybody want to get a thread started about this?
what the fuck do you think youre in

>>614312013
or just sucks, i'm not a huge loli fan and i've beaten the game
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>>614316444
>>614316430
Why are you so eager to make people download it? that makes it more suspicious, I'm not downloading it until a normal person tells me it's safe.
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>>614316628
How am I making people eager to download it? I even said I didn't download it, and that I streamed it >_>
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>>614312814
> wouldn't have figured that Bernd had a little sister...
> implying you get all of the scenes via logical deduction
to get all the scenes/endings, you just need to go through every combination of outcomes, "figuring" is entirely unnecessary
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>>614316430
Look up unteralterbach on YouTube for some gameplay video if you want proof.
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>>614316628
>I'm not downloading it until a normal person tells me it's safe.

This is 4chan. you don't will find normal people on it.
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>>614316478
look at this kid
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>>614316628
>Normal person
>4chan
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>>614316628
>unteralterbach
There's even walkthroughs on youtube....
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>>614316628
The file is safe.
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>>614316478
I think you're a newfag
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>>614316855
he's just a fucking newfag
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>>614316147
haha, typical underage/mentally underage

supporting personal opinions with cherry-picked distorted observations
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>>614316444
trips don't lie?
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>>614316628
We are different people. Look up gameplay videos on YouTube. I'm eager cause the more fans there is the demand there will be for games like this. I want so much more man.
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>>614316628
just get it. click on the flag to turn it to english. the filename is a joke, it's not actually a virus.
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>>614316478

Damage control
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The game's soundtrack blows donkey dick.
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>>614316628
install Gentoo pleb
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>>614316855
yes, i'm a kid.
you are a kid too. the kid of your parents.

face it, ther're people on the world didnt know the different between australia and austria.
I've spoken about austria, and some faggots understand australia .......
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>>614316478
>in the southeast of asia
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>>614317110
no it doesn't, it suits the game just fine. go listen to some skrillex if you need some sick drops
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>>614316444
>especially with the whole Trojan file name,
That's a joke that an american likely can't get. But rest assured, it's a joke.
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>>614317054
Mainstream media discovers it in 3, 2, 1...
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>>614317232

I like to try and cum just as the drop hits. Feels good.
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>>614316093
>>614316358
Hello newfags

>>614316444
Hello pussy newfag
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>>614317144
Dumb fucks talking about countries and trying to sound smart. This is supposed to be a thread about fucking fictional little girls. Stop being such weirdos
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What is going on in this thread?
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I bet they can tell when there's a thread on /b/ because their server load goes way up.
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>>614317376
Hey that's how rock star became so great with grand theft auto. Controversy is like printing money.
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>>614317617
ikr
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>>614317707
>free game
>printing money
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>>614317700
nice double dubs
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>>614318125
More games like this. "Like" motherfucker. Those could be played for
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>>614317054
what loli games? have you tried Littlewitch Romanesque yet? It even got an official english translation.
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>>614318299
So is there any other loli games out there where I can laugh and jerk off to?
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>>614318611
No I haven't but I will now. Thanks man :)
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I saw somebody post a question regarding to evidence. You're most likely missing Bernd's sister as evidence(Yeah, I know...)... This is the earliest scene you can get, and it also leads to a game over so be prepared. Start a new game, and choose that you're tired of this idle life of yours, and sleep. Upon seeing the old villager woman, say you slept bad and then say you're in a hurry to get to work. Upon reaching the office, you will need to wait a bit and say select that says "Ughh my poor head". After that, it'll ask to go home, or return to your family. You will need to choose to return to your family, and read through everything and you'll eventually reach a scene with your sister. It's not a choice, you'll end up raping her regardless. The only choice you will get is to watch the scene or not, it's still a game over either way.
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>>614318647
sauce on this pluhease
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>>614311620
Usk 12?
Are they serious on this
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>>614315902
/thread
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>>614318647
Is that legal?
If so where do i get more of it?
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>>614318952
Sorry. I would if I could but I don't got any. Found it on one of these threads long ago
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>>614318816
the H scenes are great you wont be disappoint.
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>>614319263
well it says alex in the bottom corner so if you see that artist on any loli site check em
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Barcelona 3 Bayern 0
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>>614318865
so you accidentally rape her?
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>>614319604
Unteralterbach 100000
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Who else is excited for virtual reality for the same reasons I am?
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are their any more games like this>>614308715
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>>614316867
plenty of norms on 4chan nowadays
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>>614319820
YEAH!!!
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>>614319522

Yeah, Bernd absolutely loses his mind and rapes her as a demonstration on why sex is so horrible at her age. Somebody DOES come in and try to stop it, but Bernd has NO CONTROL at all. I'm also not going to spoil the Loli scene for you, it's actually one of the more fucked up ones... :S
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>>614319693

Yeah, Bernd absolutely loses his mind and rapes her as a demonstration on why sex is so horrible at her age. Somebody DOES come in and try to stop it, but Bernd has NO CONTROL at all. I'm also not going to spoil the Loli scene for you, it's actually one of the more fucked up ones... :S
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>>614319522

My apologies, wrong reply.
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>>614319911
Just Be patient. Dreams will cum true
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>>614318865
>Littlewitch Romanesque
I've got the sister evidence, but i'm missing the top middle one, between Maja and the fairies. And also the bottom left one underneath Aisha. I don't understand how to get them. I've tried watching walkthroughs but they don't show them either.
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>>614319911
THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
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>>614317144

Those people are called Americans, and the rest of the world knows to treat them like retards, especially if they're underage b& like you, you stupid 13 yr old virgin limp-dick shit-taste loser.

There's a reason dumb fucking kids shouldn't be here, and you are it, because you have no life experience and no way of knowing what the fuck is going on. You are swimming blind, in an ocean of piss, that is filled with sharks.

Step away from your computer, and do some normal kid stuff so you're good at something instead of vidya, or you will lose any chance you had of making something for yourself. Play a guitar or piano, ride your bike, play baseball, anything. 12 hours a day surfing this shit will not improve your mind, your spirit or your body.

If that's too much for you, just stop fucking posting and lurk moar, 'cos all your posts a shit
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>>614312013

Yes, I've beaten (to) this game.

And I live pretty close to the Girl in OP pic.
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Look!!! Maja dolls. Someone 3d printed her. The future looks bright
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>>614320877
Future so bright i gotta wear shades.
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>>614320505
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>>614319522
checked
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>>614320505


STEFFI(MILF SCENE)
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Outside Castle (Steffi von Schlechtenthal)

"...they showed me a picture of you."
Inside Castle (Steffi von Schlechtenthal)

"Say no more, Frau Queen!"

Prize: CiD Songbook

"I'll spare you from this torture, dear lady. Please relax."

"Because of the risk of masturbation. Of course."

"...it will make her happy if I join their organization."

Inside Castle (Steffi von Schlechtenthal)

"Wait a second..."

Prize: Police Tape
---------------------------------------------------------------
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>>614321119
Thanks! At least now I know it's the twins and their mother that I'm missing. I did the loliscene with the twins though so I have no idea why it hasn't showed up in my evidence. Guess I'll have to try googling how to bang their mother.
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>>614321371
Awesome! Thank you good sir.
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>>614320505

Witch Twins

Inside Castle (Steffi von Schlechtenthal)

"Uh... How about no?"

Prize: CiD Songbook

"Out with it! What have your "witch daughters" done wrong, hmm?"

"Y-you seriously do this?"

"I should have a look around the castle, to see if I can find her twins."

Outside Castle

"I creep into the backyard to have a look."

"I look on the window sill."

"I look under the doormat."

"I won't move. Just stay quiet."

"I look in the bushes."

"I'd rather be impotent than caught."

"I'll call out for the girls."

"I'll call out for the key."
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>>614320505

Witch Twins(cont.)

Labyrinth

Click on footprints in the center of screen.

Then click on footprints in this order:

Right.

Left.

Straight.

Right.

Right.

Straight.

Left.

Straight.

Dungeon Master (Joseph Ritzel)

"I jump cowardly to the side."

"I duck. Not much else I can do."

"I either strike first, or I die."

"This would only end in tears! I kick him without warning!"

"It's now or never! I kick him cowardly in the back."

Witch Twins Dungeon

"I'm completely in their power, whatever it is they're planning!"

*** LOLI SCENE # 3: ANN-CHRISTIN AND KATHRIN VON SCHLECHTENTHAL ***
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>>614321661
>>614321695
>mfw i figured out it by myself
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>tfw first play through I got exactly 0 scenes

it was humiliating
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>>614321695
>i beat the dungeon keeper on the first try

I dont know how to feel about this.
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>>614322108
you should be proud of yourself
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>>614315902
Not only are they full of chemicals but they fucking ruin the taste of weed

Toke on some strawberry kush or if you grow weed, start a genetic with strawberry kush as the mother and another strain that'd ehance the "fruity/strawberry" flavor

Or you could google "strawberry tasting weed" and order seeds

There's always a way out of everything
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I'm going to go, I'll be back on around 3:00 PM EST. Goodbye for now.
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>>614322799
Bye bye
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Does anyone have information about the real people this is based on?
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whats more games like this
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I want to download this but something keeps telling me that i should keep walking
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>>614323450
Your missing out man
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>>614316628
it's safe
>source: i'm a normal person
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>>614323420
Boku no Pico
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>>614309145
Actually just finished it a few minutes ago.
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>>614323949

Maybe you should learn to press printscreen, Carlos
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>>614323949
>hasn't bought a 4chan pass
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>>614324801
Ha not me. But yeah good advice. I just wanted it to look legit
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>>614324201
nah any games
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>>614308715
Nigga cop a strawberry blunt, crush the sour and go nigga
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>>614323200
I'd like to know this too.
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>>614313815
sauce?
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>>614311620
loading
deutschland deutschland ├╝ber alles
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Fuck all of you pedos
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>>614325539
As long as your underage, then sure
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since all the characters, or most of the main characters, are based on real people; does anyone know the story about the usb? i've seen people reference it a few times. apparently there was some scandal or something?
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>>614325038
>isnt using addblock
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>>614325710

Yeah it's a USB cable. I'll show you later.
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>>614323450
Nah. if your not from germany or some few other countries there should be no problem. germany just uses this software to calculate your loli-level by examine your game behavior and connecting this to your ip which you used to download the game. if your "score" is high enough, you get some special surprise from the police....
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>>614318647
The amount of effort that has gone into this is fucking ridiculous. Fucking paedos.
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>>614314178
>>614315034
good goy
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>>614326083
It is. But hey I'm not gonna look a free horse in the mouth.
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Salty milk
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Thank me later

http://m.imgur.com/a/aNKhg
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>>614324201
no not show like another game like that
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>>614326540
What a boss you are
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>>614326540
I fucking love you right now.
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>>614320672
underrated post
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>>614309145
What are you, a newfag who just discovered it? It's been around for a long time now.
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>>614326048
sauce!!!!
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>>614326540

That wasn't as great as I was hoping. The devil girl is cute though.
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>>614319820
cant fucking w8 won leave my house
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I completed the game, I joined the anti-pedo movement and had a part of my brain removed, I thought it would be harder...
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Many newfigs won't even know why she's wearing that specific dress.
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>>614328233
Love that Laura.
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