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>walks up to you and grabs your cock >"wow, you're

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>walks up to you and grabs your cock
>"wow, you're a big boy aren't you."
>wat do?
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For you
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>>614265090
Fuck it til its dead
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>>614265090
no
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>>614265090
"Ill give you the privilege of sucking it"
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>>614265090
Ask which of my games she's reviewing.
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>>614265090
Do you accept Good Boy Points?
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>>614265090
Ask her why she gives a shit about ruining games that she will never play/understand.
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>>614265656
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Get red in the face in an autistic fit of rage as my pants fill with shit and cum screaming "I'm a man not a boy!"
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>>614265583
underrated post
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>>614265090
id validate whether or not it is a trick of some extreme kind.

if not, proceed to get erection.

next stage, find bed or next best thing
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rip my dick off. its tainted now after all. worthless.
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>>614265090
Gag
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>>614265090
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Reach down
Grab "her's"
So are you
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>>614265090
>in the most tard voice ever

I MAKE ELMERS GLUE FOR YOU TOO!
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>>614265583
Top kek
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>>614265090
cum immediately in my pants and profess my undying love
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>>614265090
sue for sexual harassment
once i win i'll go on reddit and show every feminist that they can sexual harass a man and show my money off
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>>614265090
punch her in the face for approaching too rapidly
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>>614265090
cum instantly.
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>>614265090
Bitch slap as hard as I can
>stop repressing me
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>>614265090
grab her nose and say the same thing
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gently guide her head down on my waiting cock, and tell her to look at me while she sucks.
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Stare at her with an intimidating look on my face, saying: "My girlfriend is 10 times more beautiful than you are, not only in the shape of the body and the facial features, but in her refusal to be a victim, her strong nature, and her respect of those who deserve it, regardless of gender, race, or otherwise. She does not whine about nothing, has had real adversity in life, and is a million times the person you are. Get your fucking hand of my genitals; by your own definition, you are sexually assaulting me. However, I am an adult and will not scream "OPPRESSION! OPPRESION!" Even I am a better person than you, and that should make you hang your head with shame. You should be ashamed of everything you stand for. Get your hand off of my penis and get out of my way.
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>>614267011

>repressing
>autist detected
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>>614265090
Fuck her right in the pussy, then have her prosecuted for sexual assault.
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>>614265090
shes hot
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>>614265090
Wake up.
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>>614267011
TOPKEK
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>>614267186
Liar, you would fuck her on spot.
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>>614267252
re·press
/rəˈpres/
verb
subdue (someone or something) by force.
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>>614267541
Nope. Trust me, I'm stupid, but I have some fucking self respect. She is not worthy of my dick. That shows just how low she is.
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>>614267445
>not getting the reference
>mfw
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>>614265090
stand there and stare at her wide eyed not knowing what to say until she makes another move
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>>614265090
I'd hatefuck the shit out of her. Smack her around, call her a dirty slut, etc
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>>614265090
press charges. sexual assault.
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>>614267687
Yeah, what is the reference?
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>>614267687
Meant this >>614267252
>mfw
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>>614265955
LOL FUCKING /THREAD
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>>614265583
omg i died
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>>614267874
Oh, yeah, I thought I had actually got the reference...
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>open mouth stare

>thanks
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>>614265090
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>>614265090
Grab her nose and go "HONK HONK, NOW YOU'RE THE PORRIDGE!"
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Call the police and have her arrested for absolute literal rape
>EQUALITY, BITCH
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>>614265583
FUCKING KEK
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>>614268084
That is so fake it would be an insult to call it fake.
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>>614265090
I'd say, "Zoe would be sucking it by now."

Then I'd jump up and dive through those goddamn earrings to prove my suspicions that they're Portals.
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>>614268149
Underrated post
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>>614265656
>this
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>>614268149
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>>614265090
Grab his cock back and say "you're pretty big yourself"

Did I win?
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>>614268521
FUCKING WIN.
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Something about Anita really turns me on. I both want to fuck her and choke her out.
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>>614265090
Thanks but I gotta sage first
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>>614265090
Me: For you
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>>614266698
Underrated
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>>614265090
Thank god for answering my dreams
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Get a signed consent form, video tape her signing the form and reading it aloud. Then fuck her until she cums so much that she's shaking, and videotape the whole thing to prove she didn't "change her mind" halfway through.
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>>614268233
Of course it's a fake idiot.

It's not about the quality. A fake of this bitch is like taking a shit on her argument. That's why I enjoy them.
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>>614265775
underrated post
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>>614268799
nice dubs
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>>614269311
>got dubs while checking dubs
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>>614269129
It is, but I prefer actually defeating her arguments through logic. Just saying.

>>614269503

Congrats
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>>614265955
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>>614265090
wake up, clean up and eat some chicken tenders
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>>614269503
holy shit I did get dubs while checkin em
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>>614265090
"H-hey, only my daddy is allowed to touch me there"
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>>614269503
dubsception
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>>614265090
Kill myself, my /pol/ overlords wouldn't approve of jewish race mixing. I must do my part as a nigger to preserve the white race.


Just kidding I'd inseminate her with my strong bull black semen and name our mixed babies 'goy, oy vey, and goyim II'
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>>614269599
check'd and kek'd
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>>614265090
I dont know why but i want to fuck her so bad
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>>614268799
>>614269311
>>614269599
whoa...
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>>614269599
>congratulation someone on noticing the dubs get while they noticed the dubs get on their dubs when getting dubs themselves
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>>614269599
She's one of those persons that only listens to what she finds convenient. Not worth arguing with.
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>>614270468
>>614270365
>>614270259
>>614269599
>>614269503
>>614269311
>>614268799


dafuq is going on here?
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>>614270622
No, but it is worth proving to others that her "arguments" aren't worth shit.
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>>614265955
top lel
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>>614267666
check'd
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>>614268084
She looks strangely jewish, is she kik?
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>>614265090
anyone got nudes or r34 of her?
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YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
I AM UBAGIGGENFOCKLES
I WOULD GIVE HER A HASTY SLAP ACROSS HER STUPID ROSE BEEDED CUM STAINED CHEEKS
I WOULD PULL DOWN MY PANTS
LAY DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK
MY MOTHER WOULD COME RUNNING DOWN THE SIDEWALK WITH HER BALLS DANGLING ABOUT
WHILE ANITA WATCHED MY MOTHER WOULD TAKE A SHIT OUT OF HER CRUSTY RUNNY ASSHOLE INTO MY GAPING WIDE OPEN MOUTH
I WOULD GARGLE IT AND SPIT IT OUT LIKE A WATER FOUNTAIN
I WOULD THEN PROCEED TO EAT A 10 DAY OLD HOT POCKET I HAD IN MY BACK POCKET
HAVE MISSIONARY SEX WITH ANITA
RETURN MY MOTHERS SHIT FROM MY MOUTH INTO HER ASSHOLE
GO BUY SOME LOTTERY TICKETS
PUT ALL OF MY POSSESSIONS INTO A BLENDER
PRAY TO THE ONE TRUE LORD SATAN
PLAY SOME WARCRAFT
KILL MYSELF
I DO THAT ON A DAILY BASIS
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>>614265090
Have sex with her because I'm straight
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>>614271237
kike*
capthca: made me select fucking cake
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>>614271342
Nigga what
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>>614271301
underrated post
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>>614271237
I hope for the sake of all of us that she is not. If it turns out she's a kike like me, I think I might just an hero.
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>>614271342
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>>614271342
You have made my night. You are amazing.
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>>614272177
>>614271848
>>614271631
>>614271342
Spot the samefag
Gtfo /b/ edgy fucking idiot
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>>614272324
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>>614265090
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>>614265090
Tell her she looks like Courtney Love, then blow my face off with a shotgun and die twitching and moaning
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>>614265583
kek of the day
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this thread is much better than I expected. I'm laughing my ass off.
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