Swiss Hate thread.
Why do we hate these self-centered faggots?
They think they are the best fucking country in the world with their stupid cheese and chocolate.
Haha. The best country to live in is norway, faggot.
Wish the germans fought harder>>614184647
Half-Swiss fag here. I live here now. I hate this fucking country. It is lifeless, small and boring. Everything goes by the book and the Swiss people are dull. The language is ugly.
Stuff like this is only possible in Switzerland
Well then, come in my corner and ill hug you. Nobody likes my folks either
Switzerland is the best country in the world. That's why I make Lauterbrunnen my home.
Also they were just named the happiest country.
not really asshole-ish but very reserved
I like Switzerland. It has the right idea, local taxes and local control. Everything wrong with larger countries is related to centralization and the vast distance between the governing and the governed.
So happy to find out that there are other anons like me who fucking despise the Swiss as both a sovereign entity and people.
SWITZERLAND AS A COUNTRY HAS NO RIGHT TO EXIST. You people contribute nothing to the world, you fucking sit back and watch your larger homogenous neighbours fight the good fight under your false cowardly pretense of 'neutrality' whilst simultaneously siphoning resources from said actually relevant neighbours via your tax-avoiding multinational banking system.
You people are literally deplorable and by god if there is any sense of justice in this world Merkel will grow a spin and invade you faggots to enact a long overdue partitioning of your fucking decadent socialist fagtopia.
Even linguistically your country is a hipster faggy cesspit. <75% of you identify or speak German and yet you put the French language on a pedestal because you think it's somehow more trendy and diplomatic. I hope if said partitioning doesn't occur then at the very least a Federal EU superpower finally invades and integrates you 400 years into the future after the niggers have taken over.
Zurich is getting run over by foreigners and it's quite a liberal city. So I doubt that one more indian is actually going to be a problem.
Apropos Inder oder Tamil oder was au immer, kenned er de im Niederdörfli wo tag und nach offe het?
yah seriously, what the fuck is up with that? I honestly have no idea how sex occurs in this country, except via the legal brothels they have
>uptight bitches = lots of hookers
Er send doch eh alli behndert, s einzig wahre esch lozern.
hahaha, hani no nie probiert muessi mal. Aber de isch de geilst, ich glaub er schlaft nie. Laufsch am nami dure staht er det, laufsch am 4 am morge dure staht er det. Aber geile Siech, Anker bier für 2 stutz, bini immer am poste det.
>er het eifach kei ahnig
I think this means
>er hat einfach kein ahnung
>he has simply no idea (i think)
And that is like the absolute closest swiss german gets to high german. Fucking inscrutable language.
Greetings from Germany. The Swiss people are actually nice and their country is also very pretty. The austrians, they are rubbish. Rubbish! Talking like faggots, insisting on every little personal title they achieved, to compensate their loss of importance in the world and they are arrogant, historical facts denying bastards!
A little secret:
Marijuana has been grown in Switzerland for centuries.
We have marijuana smoking dens in the mountains.
Marijuana was the first crop grown in Switzerland, even before grapes, by the Celts.
And it's been legal here for longer than anywhere else in the world :)
You have to understand that as Switzerland is very mountaineous people would often stay in their valleys, thus creating their own form of language.
Where are the haters?
Everyone in third world countries needs to stop reproducing. It's fucking stupid to increase the population and make not only everyone already existing have fewer resources but also let your newborn children have to be citizens of shitholes with no government aid.
Plus, the disease of their citizens trying to relocate to other actually decent places will stop.
>mfw when born in der glorreichen Eidgenossenschaft
>mfw studied at ETH, one of the worlds best engineering universities for free
>mfw 5 years later I could buy a fucking american megamansion with my salary by this point
>every night I thank my great grandfather for hoarding the jew gold
>lang läbi dä bund
not it is not. But if you carry under 10g you only get a fine of 100 CHF, similar to a parking fee or anything else you won't be registered.
I got busted by the cops last year with 9.5g. But well, they even appologised to me for "ruining my afternoon" so I didn't get really mad.
I would give you my dealers number but who says you aren't a cop. So here's a picture of me smoking a joint instead.
This Swiss man gets a pass from me.
i will call the swiss police right now and tell them you said that and give them your picture.
you're busted nigga
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I'm the dude with the picture, who obviously isnt' me just some dude smoking a joint in the swiss mountains. Most good dealers in basel are turkish who don't speak english, so even if I'd give you a number, you wouldn't be able to call him.. take a walk on the rhein when it's sunny and follow your nose, most people who actually smoke can speak english..