Swiss Hate thread. Why do we hate these self-centered faggots?

>>614183796

but we are the best country in the world.

they are rich, im not but i would like to be rich like they are

>>614184086
yep, we are

I like swiss army knives. Specifically Victorinox. I dont know much else about anything swiss. I dont like swiss cheese.

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>>614184086
Haha. The best country to live in is norway, faggot.

They are so prouf of being neutral but hoarded all the jew money for the nazis. Faggots

>>614183796
Germanfag reporting in.
Swizz is actually nice but lots of ppl there are assholes.

>>614184359
Norway is top.

Hahahah ich fick eui müetere haha hopp schwiz topkek

>switzerland is /b/ too

our grandfathers died fighting nazis and gommies while swisscunts built their wealth on jewish gold and 3rd world dictators money

>>614184359
Norway is definitely a top tier country, too. I'd rate it in the same category as Switzerland

>>614184086
>>614184204
If i were a switz i would be a happy man who wouldnt need to ruin his life at 4chan.
Appreciate your win born lottery and enjoy your great life swiss bros

>>614184708

Wise words, but man can never be satisfied with what he has.

Only thing I know about Switzerland are their numerous watch brands and that you should open a Swiss bank account when money laundering.

>>614184440
And this from a german. Nobody likes your folks. No fucking body!

>>614184499
sau du

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>>614184627
Wish the germans fought harder>>614184647

The country looks nice but all Swiss people I ever met are arrogant fucktards.

>>614184897
i know you Hund

>>614184440
Damn true...

>>614184499
Neuhuse represente ine, was lauft man?

>>614185222
Check'd

>>614185222
ihr huere bägguhaarige schaafsecku's

>>614185310
huere

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enjoy a picture of the skyline of my hometown

>>614185222

Züri check'd din drüer kolleg

>>614185452
huere hinterwäldler apezeller du

>>614183796
switzerland IS the best country in the world.
adolf hitler and george washington can both fuck off back to carthage and suck nigger dicks in hell.

>>614185579
voll easy man

>>614185493

De grund warum züri hauptstadt si sött

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>>614185715
bitte start izze nid die diskusion

>>614183796
Half-Swiss fag here. I live here now. I hate this fucking country. It is lifeless, small and boring. Everything goes by the book and the Swiss people are dull. The language is ugly.

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Stuff like this is only possible in Switzerland

>>614185921
dis mami isch stinkt

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>>614185079
Well then, come in my corner and ill hug you. Nobody likes my folks either

>>614185970
hahahaaha swiss president topkek

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HEHEHHEHEHEHEH

>>614185755

>>614185921
why don't you leave then? we got enough people who don't deserve to live here

>>614186057

you do understand that Switzerland actually has a president (Bundespräsident)?

Ihr huere fettsäck vo america lutsched doch eier

>>614185994

>dis mami isch stinkt

ultra kek

>>614186272
alte gah hei, ohni scheiss

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>schwizer uf 4chan

Scho lang nümm so glachet

>>614186509
bisch sälber chli en witz

>>614183796

American here.

Switzerland is the best country in the world. That's why I make Lauterbrunnen my home.

Also they were just named the happiest country.

http://blogs.wsj.com/expat/2015/05/06/why-switzerland-so-often-tops-quality-of-life-surveys/

>>614186383

ich denk du settsch ehner heigah, villicht chasch det mal denn es buech lese über d struktur vode schwizer regierig du verdammte pleb.

ja jungs chömed mached mer en schwizer fade drus!

>>614184359

Norway is boring as fuck, anon.

i swea dis cntry hella dope

>>614186879
du huere chopf, du chasch de bundespresident nie uf eh level vomene ami presi stelle, isch nids gliche du spasst und ich glaub nid dass da amis checked, scheiss cervelat du

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>>614187165

>scheiss servelat

Gsi mit mir

>>614187165

logisch ned, aber es git no anderi länder uf de welt als d USA. Und de mit emene President vo Norwege oder sowas glichstelle chamer glaub scho du löli.

>>614186251
I deserve it. Im Swiss. Im leaving this year for asia. fuck this boring shithole

What are you saying? Americans are self-centered, dumb, racista and fat faggots!
The swiss hás the hightest HDR (human development report) in the world.

>>614187442
alte gah zrug in 20min commentbereich, oder ich hol de sinan

I live in Switzerland and like the country very much, but the people are a bit asshole-ish in general
>inb4 usländer

>>614187791

>20 min commentbereich

De hesh bracht

>>614187476

I've been to Asia. You'll hate it.

>>614183796

OP is probably a french sub-human who hates Switzerland because he lost his driving licence here because the cops actually do things in my country

va bien te faire enculé FDP

18 us züri. Ihr?

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>>614187914
not really asshole-ish but very reserved
>mfw turkish

>>614187791
Was du holsh sinan i chume mit teppichmesser i schwöre

>>614188119
schaffhuse master race

>>614183796
I like Switzerland. It has the right idea, local taxes and local control. Everything wrong with larger countries is related to centralization and the vast distance between the governing and the governed.

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this is actually true

>>614188119
21... mostindie

>>614188089
Je plussoie

sind ruhig ihr bananechopf ...
meeeh kääänncäär !!

>>614188245
ich schwör mit bmw chunt er, ta qifsha nonen

>>614188232
bende türküm
amk nerelere gelmisiz

mostindie isch cool. brucht wer ä maschinegwehr ?

>>614187791

wer isch de huere sinan? Chum heb de schlitte und chum uf Züri und segs mir is gsicht du schnäbichätscher, denn gits fuditätsch du schwüggel

>>614187950
ja mir chönd au eh polit diskussion führe

>>614188388
I hole s-hot basel, chum zh hb alter

>>614188388

Verdammti albaner und ihri bmw

>>614188412
Hayvan kardeşim naber?

>>614188592
wart muen na en energy hole den chumi

>>614188774
easy
I zahle dir süsch

>>614188837
topkek

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>>614188592
lol

Ich muss meh schwizer threads ufmache ihr verdammti hueresöhn master kek

>>614188500
no nie bumst oder?

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>>614188119
20, st.galle
was lauft so?

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So happy to find out that there are other anons like me who fucking despise the Swiss as both a sovereign entity and people.

SWITZERLAND AS A COUNTRY HAS NO RIGHT TO EXIST. You people contribute nothing to the world, you fucking sit back and watch your larger homogenous neighbours fight the good fight under your false cowardly pretense of 'neutrality' whilst simultaneously siphoning resources from said actually relevant neighbours via your tax-avoiding multinational banking system.

You people are literally deplorable and by god if there is any sense of justice in this world Merkel will grow a spin and invade you faggots to enact a long overdue partitioning of your fucking decadent socialist fagtopia.

Even linguistically your country is a hipster faggy cesspit. <75% of you identify or speak German and yet you put the French language on a pedestal because you think it's somehow more trendy and diplomatic. I hope if said partitioning doesn't occur then at the very least a Federal EU superpower finally invades and integrates you 400 years into the future after the niggers have taken over.

>>614189016
ja man isch eh gueti sach

>>614188670
iyilik moruk, isvicre'nin neresindensin?

>>614188990
gib dir sini songs, da stirbsch vor lache
>cringe.jpg

>>614183796
do they have chocolat watch?

>>614189096
>pic related
bessers hesch ned gfunde, oder

36gi tg... welle neger nimmt etz es mg ?

>>614189255
schick mal en link brane

inb4 *spine

>>614189133
umad bro?

>>614183796
They are the best country in the world.

>>614189349
ja schick her

53er, steyr lmg, rpd,
m16,mp5

>>614183796
Women here are chaste as fuck. Hot, but they might as well be on the moon

>>614185493
Are indians allowed to move there? I want to...

But... But...
Muh LHC

>>614185715
Lern Deutsch, du Nudel

>>614183796
voll die huansöhne

>>614189586
it's a matter of your proffesion..

>>614189586
Yes but they can only work as streetsweepers or open up a super market

swissmeme XDXDXD

>>614189361
gib dir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syi0xyQAf1A

>>614189785
heb de schlitte gummihals

>>614189873
MC Donalds too

>>614189586
>>614189791
That means "are you a doctor? If not, no."

>>614189886
schnauze

>>614189586

Zurich is getting run over by foreigners and it's quite a liberal city. So I doubt that one more indian is actually going to be a problem.

Apropos Inder oder Tamil oder was au immer, kenned er de im Niederdörfli wo tag und nach offe het?

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>>614189935
do muessi mich als basler richtig schämme

>>614189955
>gummihals

Vo wellem loch chunnsh du? De scheiss hani au nonie ghört

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Chreis 4 ihr arschakrobate

>>614184086
This.
Liebi Grüess
Urs

Jungs, am Weekend eis go zieh?

>>614190129
Yea I promise I'm not going to be any trouble. I just want to live in a beautiful place while working.

>>614189935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Diz0puqgdFg
da in schaffhuse hett eine immer eh toni der asi feature

>>614189550
yah seriously, what the fuck is up with that? I honestly have no idea how sex occurs in this country, except via the legal brothels they have
>uptight bitches = lots of hookers

>>614190202
Wunderschöni commieblocks.

>>614184086
Im Lithuanian and even I agree.

>>614183796
And don't forget the clocks.

Clocks, cheese, chocolate and banks.

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>>614189955
you swiss are just ridiculous

>>614188005
I've been to Asia. I liked it.

>>614190139

bisch behindered? De Usdruck gits scho sit eh und je.

>>614183796
Haha ops mad he's not alpha like the Swiss

>>614190016
no, but you have a better chance my dear friend

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>>614184086
indeed

>>614190250

Lady Hamilton bini amigs

>>614190129

Ja sicher. Schuld ihm no sicher 200.- will ich ihm immer seg ich brings nechshdmal kek

>>614190563
chunsch mal is cardinal

>>614190379

Kolleg, was postisch es bild vom hässlichste Quartier vo Züri? Chreis 2 Meisterrasse .

>>614190373
I fire toni normalerwis aber de anger isch ja richtig de fag
Da chan ig ja no besser rappe

>>614190410
The language. My god. What the fuck. It isn't even written. So ow fuck are you supposed to learn. It should be classified as a european tribal dialect based on oral history.

>>614189133

>>614190352

You don't have to promise to me, I have no say in whether or not you can come here

>>614190373
Blackjacket negerfigger

>>614190500
für mich au klare fall... er het eifach kei ahnig...
drecks newfag.. no nid emal gwichst de kackhomo

>>614190743
ja du guet ischer nid, hald eine wo mit emneh energy am schaffhuser bahnhof ufmuckt

>>614190672

wo isch das?

Nigger

>>614190718
jewtown... Würkli?

>>614191044
SH

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Er send doch eh alli behndert, s einzig wahre esch lozern.

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>>614183796
amidoinitrite?

>>614190610

hahaha, hani no nie probiert muessi mal. Aber de isch de geilst, ich glaub er schlaft nie. Laufsch am nami dure staht er det, laufsch am 4 am morge dure staht er det. Aber geile Siech, Anker bier für 2 stutz, bini immer am poste det.

>>614190955
da gsehsch haut was mit connections geit

>>614191105

Wollishofe und Leimbach, ned Engi.

>>614190774
>>614190952
For example:
>er het eifach kei ahnig
I think this means
>er hat einfach kein ahnung
Which is
>he has simply no idea (i think)
And that is like the absolute closest swiss german gets to high german. Fucking inscrutable language.

>>614191232
ja de toni wohnt ja in züri, angeblich für 400euro hesch es feature

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>>614183796
Greetings from Germany. The Swiss people are actually nice and their country is also very pretty. The austrians, they are rubbish. Rubbish! Talking like faggots, insisting on every little personal title they achieved, to compensate their loss of importance in the world and they are arrogant, historical facts denying bastards!

Switzerland>Finland>Norway>=Denmark>Netherland>>>>>>>>>Sweden
suck it down

>>614191121
isch chli wit vo ZH.

>>614191311
Mah leimbachnigger

>>614191537
>Germans are European Americans

>>614191763

ahahaha kenn ich dich?

>>614191723
40min zug homie

>>614191854
what kind of comparison is that?!

>>614191952

both are loud, overweight and obnoxious

>>614190415

You aren't him now are you, faggot?

You aren't Swiss.

>>614191520
Hängt dä im au im lambada mit blackfaggets?

Well, I mean...
Their chocolate is pretty good, but that's all they've got going for them.
Oh, and their army knives.

>>614191952
they are the most powerful, after UK

>>614191854
Ignorant, narcissistic, loudmouths

>>614191952
>>614192122
right, and fat

>>614192122
nothing more obnoxious than a greasy, snobbish austrian, living in denial about his place in the world.

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>mis gsicht we lüt hie ging no uf englisch schribe

>>614190202
Scheiss Locherguet, scheiss lgj

>swiss watches

Kreis 7 reporting in.

>>614192431
fuck that is fucked up german
guessing...
>my face when people here still write in english
>???

>>614183796
Well, their flag is a big plus.

Kä burä hiä?

Chreis 9, Altstette niggas

>>614190202
>Chreis 4
bern bethlehem bitch
kanake duell 1on1 me faggot

>>614192768
kek

>>614192725

correct, that guy was writing in the German type that is spoken in Bern.
In Zurich you would say:

>mis gsicht wenn lüt da immerno uf englisch schribed.

>>614192829
Altstette figgt!

>>614192134
ja wahrschindlich ih irgendere shisha bar

Hottinge masterrace

Switzerland is full of arrogant cunts, and this thread proves it

>>614192431
>>614192928
>my face when english is just a bastardized version of low german

>>614192725
winrar
in fact swiss german is the realer version of german because it's closer to middle high german

every time I see a switzerland thread.. being a swiss amerikaner.. realize I'll never marry snow white because I live in the land of faggotry and devilry.. fuck amerikkka

>>614192995

Kanti stadelhofe Kolleg, Hottinge isch gay.

>>614183796
As a german living in switzerland, I hate the people. Good money, but fuck the people

Bezirk Horge/Affoltere awesend

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How to find weed in Basel ?

>>614192962
word. Chreis 9 masterrace

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I los das eifach mol do..

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>>614183796

>>614193137
as an usländer, I can confirm

>>614192928
Zurich German looks way more understandable to me. Crazy that it varies so strongly 1hr away

>>614191854

The vast majority of America is of German stock.

At least we aren't as bad as Australians.

>>614193150

Bezirk Horgä, Adliswil im huus

>>614193287
Ich habe mich dennoch angepasst Ich kann Schweizerdeutsch und Romanisch.

>>614193137

The only people I met who were sour were foreigners who couldn't make as much money as they wanted.

>>614193228
kek

>>614193405

Hardsticks Adliswil!

>>614193405

Adliswil? Wie alt bish?

>>614193432
Ich beherrsche 5 Sprachen, get on my level

>Why do we hate these self-centered faggots?

Its only you,mate

Switzerland is fucking based as fuck, atleast the german part

>>614193442
support your local vandal nigga

>>614193137
soooo, just fucking leave, we dont like you german cunts anyway. Arrogante wichser, kein Hallo, kein Danke....typisch deutsch

>>614193529
Meh, I am getting enough.
I wanna work here for a few years and then go back to germany. I miss their mentality.

>>614193195

Easy.

A little secret:

Marijuana has been grown in Switzerland for centuries.

We have marijuana smoking dens in the mountains.

Marijuana was the first crop grown in Switzerland, even before grapes, by the Celts.

And it's been legal here for longer than anywhere else in the world :)

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>>614187596
it's not true

>>614193638

25i, vo wo du?

>>614193664
Da kann ich nicht mithalten.
Kann nur 3, aber immerhin flüssig.

>>614193320

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_German

You have to understand that as Switzerland is very mountaineous people would often stay in their valleys, thus creating their own form of language.

>>614193745
topkek

>>614193717

So do that then!

I had to work in Riyadh for 3 years to earn my nest egg.

You're lucky to be doing it in heaven!

>>614193745
but it's not legal, only for agricultural purposes
Also small amounts are tolerated

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Where are the haters?
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-32443396

>>614193700
can confirm. When I go across the border, I notice how pushy and rude Germans are

>>614193700
Ich bin verfickt höflich zu eu, i grüassa immer t lüüt, i han mi apasst und es fallt de lüüt nit mol uuf wenn i sega i kumm vor dütschland.

Mir sind halt andersch

>>614193768
The petition has been sent, so in the future we will vote on this.

>>614193959

It's totally legal to grow and consume. It's just not legal to sell or tax.

Everyone in third world countries needs to stop reproducing. It's fucking stupid to increase the population and make not only everyone already existing have fewer resources but also let your newborn children have to be citizens of shitholes with no government aid.
Plus, the disease of their citizens trying to relocate to other actually decent places will stop.

>>614193745
There is no mountain in Basel Dude.

More help

>>614193832
Auch gut
btw ich kann eigentlich 6, hab Schweizerdeutsch nicht mitgezählt

>>614193994

Jop, andersch arrogant.

SG do, wer susd?

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>mfw when born in der glorreichen Eidgenossenschaft
>mfw studied at ETH, one of the worlds best engineering universities for free
>mfw 5 years later I could buy a fucking american megamansion with my salary by this point
>every night I thank my great grandfather for hoarding the jew gold
>lang läbi dä bund

>>614194194
ich auch nicht, englisch, deutsch, romanisch, und sogar bisschen polnisch.

>>614194111
i kenne viu lüt wo wege gras si gfickt worde, u die si nid emau dealer gsi

>>614194243
>>mfw 5 years later I could buy a fucking american megamansion with my salary by this point
for real?, what did you study?

>>614194170
go to the railroad station (HB), ask a black person for weed, get what you want

>>614194194
6 languages...
>can only passably read high German
>feels bad man

>>614194111
there should be some fellas selling grass somewhere anyway ?

>>614194111

not it is not. But if you carry under 10g you only get a fine of 100 CHF, similar to a parking fee or anything else you won't be registered.

I got busted by the cops last year with 9.5g. But well, they even appologised to me for "ruining my afternoon" so I didn't get really mad.

>>614194210
Denn nutz ich dia chance um mich bi dir z entschuldiga. I bedanka mich das ihr mich uufgno hend und dass ich bi eu schaffa döf.

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>>614194170
I would give you my dealers number but who says you aren't a cop. So here's a picture of me smoking a joint instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UZccruc4t0

that is Switzerland...

>>614194495
It is called SBB in Basel. Dont want a shitty black stuff. Only good weed from swiss mountain

One thing comes up in my mind when I hear switzerland:
>money
>money
>Rolex
>money
>chocolate

>>614194111
Not true at all. In bigger cities the police just doesn't care anymore about small ammounts because they're used to it...

>>614194632
büsi fag oder?

>>614194528
where I can find you ?

>>614194531

Guete move

cya faggots, I schiebes
machet no meh schwizer threads uf, maximum kek

>>614183796
My 3 cousins are from Switzerland, they're such a fucking spoiled faggots

>>614194561
you look familiar... my family is from basel

Was heißt Banane auf schwitzerdytsch?
Bananecchhhhhhh

>>614194759
forget the swiss mountain

>>614194531
stirb doch eifach du drecks nazi

>>614194170

?

It doesn't matter if there are mountains or not, the point is that weed is everywhere. Take a walk and use your nose, and then talk to people.

>>614194852

entspann dich... das beschriebt doch exakt d'Schwiiz

>>614194868
haha, I don't sell mate, I just smoke.

But maybe you want to look for "Ali vo Schwamendingen", he is a quite known dealer. Or just check out the Neugasshof in Zürich,

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This Swiss man gets a pass from me.

>>614195003
genau so öpis ischs beschta biispiel für eu nuttasöhn.

I bin höflich und ihr bashend aifach

>>614194561
This is not helping.

Nice landscape, it definitely could be in Switzerland

>>614195116
man du huere kittenfag

>>614194561

Take a shower, anon.

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>>614195123
i will call the swiss police right now and tell them you said that and give them your picture.
you're busted nigga

>>614195070
I dont speak german

>>614194477
materials engineering, I later specialized in nanomaterials, for example how the properties of copper change when you have an extremely thin strand (it becomes more brittle) or how to produce silicone-based chips.

with the upswing in demand for microchips engineering and all the new advances made in the field, this has led to some rather lucrative positions

>>614195128
Josi, Fuckin A.

>>614195401

you don't have a picture of me you loco

>>614195216

Klar, vergliich 4chan User midm Stansard Schwiizer.....

>>614195123
I am in Basel not Zurich

>>614195401
do it faggot

>>614195555

Fucking quads checked

Well but I don't know about Basel. I'm not the guy who posted his picture,

>>614195555
Patrick?
>quads check

>>614195447

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>614195555
checkd

>>614195420

NEITHER DO I.

AND CHECK 420!

>>614186035
where are u from?

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>>614195555
holy quads

>>614195789
guät, wenn du meinsch

>>614195555
nice quads.
I'm the dude with the picture, who obviously isnt' me just some dude smoking a joint in the swiss mountains. Most good dealers in basel are turkish who don't speak english, so even if I'd give you a number, you wouldn't be able to call him.. take a walk on the rhein when it's sunny and follow your nose, most people who actually smoke can speak english..