hi /b/ my friend invited me to a "game night" so I made the cringiest/shittiest/best game I could in 1 night and had it printed off professionally. I give you internauts (a game about the war between 4chan and tumblr)
This is an item card called Rape Whistle. Want to see more? Would love feedback and ideas.
This one's kind of Rare. There are 2 in the Starter deck. It's an Internaut/pokemon card. You use it to kill other internauts and your opponent's mainframe.
Not too sure. I created the game and have yet to play it. There are a ton of OP things though. The Boob Monster (Tumblr kind aka Womyn) is pretty OP too. I drew that one. Most of these are either free to use images or I drew them.
This is for r9k. My fave card, Looks so good irl.
yep. I just got it in the mail today (took about a week) but the game night hasn't happened yet so I am good. The box and everything looks legit as fuck. Too bad the game is retarded lol.
its on thegamecrafters for like $12 but its not worth it. I tried to make it free but they take a cut and charge for materials/printing costs. I make nothing but my goal was never to sell it was just to make it for this one game night. truthfully i wouldnt buy it unless you were looking for ways to burn money. I might upload some pdfs in a week after the game night so people can print their own but i dont imagine anyone would.
thegamecrafter google it. my games shit but i honestly can't say enough about this group (i'm not affiliated do your own research) when I opened it up it looked so legit--the cards feel like magic cards too. It's pretty legit. I think it's perfect for something like this where you make your own game.
If I could I would, but I'm realistic. No one wants to buy them.
Here's another card. Still want to see more guys?
Look, what r u losing by placing a higher price to make a profit whether it be big or small? This game appeals to a crowd that no other game does. Im not a cardgame connoisseur, but I believe ur game brings something new to the table.
this is pretty fucking unreal ahahaha
I noticed it too and I'm OP. I literally made these in 1 night and rushed everything. There's a bunch of "attatch" too. It's rife with errors.
Here's an Item card (love the mechanic) and Princess Fefe!
love to play with you man. I'd even provide the booze. It's just a simple background. Didn't have time to think about design.
Would play this. but only if it was a limited release only for Anons.
If this was sold in stores I'd find you OP.
Not even your precious rape whistle card could save you then.
I make nothing I put it at the lowest possible price (they take a cut and charge for materials) so I could just buy it for the game night rofl :( can't believe someone bought one though. You made my night if its real.
it was $15 shipped for me. Besides that it just took a nights worth of work.
62 poker cards (however there's not that many unique cards because there are like 20 energies or something and a few duplicate internauts)
1 4pg piece of shit instruction booklet
OP, this idea is beautiful. If I were you, I would go fix all the errors, and put it back on the website, and then start making website-themed expansion packs. Like, theme the card boarder too. Make it blueish for tumblr, green with clovers for 4chan, gray and red with little aliens for reddit, etc. You could have something amazing with this. And, why don't you bump up the price to $15 so you make a little profit, and have some initiative to make more? These seem to be a hoot on here. I know I'm buying some.
Dsm0 here. Literal trap card. Not sure what it will do.
Whether its balanced or not I think from the images youve posted it could actually be a fun game. People might even buy it just because of "lol! the memes!" Think about it op, you could profit off of them
great minds man. That or low hanging...fruit. I have a trap card lol.
Dsm0: Zerg rush. Plus 2 attack if battle cry is good enough.
It's funny you say this. I included 2 cards with different backgrounds (green and light blue) that I thought could be like imgur and reddit. But I never imagined people other than my friends would like this enough to think about expansions. All of these compliments are getting to my head I think.
holy shit lol. 2 people actually bought it. I know it's retarded but if any of you anons actually want it and aren't blowing smoke up my ass I'll keep it at the lowest price I can for a day, and then bump it up to a profit after. Sort of as a thanks for actually liking my stupid shit. Know I am appreciative but I don't feel good about making you guys pay money for it.
I would actually love to buy this game as memorabilia for when I get old and look back at how retarded some people were back in the dankest times of the internet.
I'm serious. I'd love to buy this.
Anon, you need to draw up the blueprints and get some more copies of this shit.
It's golden. You actually have something here. I mean it. Even if it just sticks around here and we buy copies to play in Internauts threads, this shit is worth keeping.
This is OC right here.
OP, this might be the best thing to happen on /b/ all year. i'm waiting to buy mine until you bump the price up because damn you deserve something for this.
yeah don't that's crazy. I'll try and get a few basic cards set up so you can print them out yourself and maybe keep some of the rarer stuff on TGC. $25 shipped is nuts. I got mine for ~$15 shipped and I'm in Canada too.
If it's similar to pokemon it'll be weird to play, but I'd still try it out. Something like Yi go oh would probably be way easier to play but that's just me. And I can see the expansion packs already, the YTMND pack, the shitty maymays pack, you're on to something OP
you've got vision kid, you're gonna go places
>OP's reaction when he notices all cards misspell "Attach" as "Attatch".
making my mark on this historic thread, OP is goin places
I noticed as soon as I opened the box. There's a few more blunders. That's how you know you're getting 1st editions though guys, it's by the level of shittiness. You guys crashed thegamecrafter I think
Before I got to order my first edition copy!!!
>mrw I won't be able to buy 1st edition because no paypal or credit card
Add trap cards. Only instead of being activated, they're "triggered". Make it so you can make a deck that revolves around accumulating pretend mental illnesses to the point that everything triggers your cards.
MFW this thread
It's like watching a retarded sloth being born, and being part of the magic of bringing the little abomination into the world.
yep. I have a bunch more ideas. I could only do so many cards. I didn't think this would have so much interest.I really only thought my friends and I would be the one talking about internauts.
Making dinner but here's a card that /b/ will like, and will reply to more.
>Tacos in the background
Fucking amazing OP. Idk if it's already been asked (to lazy to read) but what did you use to make it? Can we get a copy to get professionally printed ourselves?
10/10 would play
Gratz OP, you came up with something so legendary, you crashed their website.
How am I going to make you take my money now?
trying to by a set cant because website is still loading.....
>They probably think we are DDosing them.
fuuuuck i want this so bad... too bad i'm broke as shit
Is there a rule/guide book to learn how to play? Or is it intuitive?
Do you want to start some rezisions and shit?
I've honestly wanted to make a card game like this for a while
Would love to interact with you on it
Get a kik, man
There was one on thegamecrafter site. It's sort of like Pokemon/hearthstone cards except you can move your cards across the play zone and everything is in play. I honestly might have to fix it up or something. I didn't expect more than my friends to be looking at it. It's probably mega retarded.
Are you saying this is less of a card game thing and more of a trading card game? Intrigue increases by 253472987563028357%.
GOOD ON YOU OP. THIS IS EXACTLY QHAT /b/ FUCKING NEEDED. NO MORE BULLSHIT THREADS ABOUT TRAPS AND SHIT. THIS IS THE REALEST RANDOM SHIT EVER.
I HOPE U BECOME PROFITABLE OVER THIS
Buying a pack to become a part of 4chan history!
Doing it already my friend.
You mean decade.
262 Wisconsinfag here
Made a kik group for you guys since OP won't get kik
OP here, my kik username is internauts. Have no idea how to fucking use kik. It's been a while. I'll likely never use it, but on the off chance I do. There you go dudes.
I think the instagram @internautscardgame is more likely to reach me but I'll try dudes.
purchased, thank you based anon.
a treat for you
Just noticed OP, are you a TIME TRAVELER? Jk I know timezones but still.
holy shit you guys weren't bullshitting. 10 reported sales so far. I feel like I swindled 10 of you guys. The good news is they'll probably be the only 8 decks in existence so you've got a real collectible.
Trust us OP, much more will buy in due time, too many of us are way too poor at the moment, children, or haven't bought it yet. Just wait.
just bought my copy, cant wait to play it with friends next time we get blasted!
Thank you based OP for your gift to this world!
you need more cards op
make it a deck building tcg if you want to make actual money from it, which may not have been your intentions at all to begin with but just look at the hype youve generated. anyone into internet culture would play this or own it just because its funny.
I'm going to make a card in your honor anon. "Poor ass cash nigger."
While this thread is still up anyone have card ideas? I can't pay you with anything but credit at the moment, but if you want to give ideas and they're at least as shitty as mine I'll make them when I can. Just put your steamid, or gamertag or something so I can credit you as the idea person. Also if you're great or shitty at art, that also helps. Just saying this makes me feel like I'm getting carried away, but oh well.
You can also kik me at internauts or instagram me at internautscardgame if you have ideas or suggestions.
Wipes out half the deck
gamecrafters has a "booster pack" option. You can set the pull rate on cards and everything plus it's a lot cheaper. I could probably put out a pack at like $3-4. I want to fucking skip work tomorrow to do this. Shit I might even start tonight. You guys and your hype have got me so hyper.
just ordered it
how about the ranting /pol/ack
give a bonus if they can justify the most recent racist thing in the media
and a point to anyone that makes fun of a fox news program as a response
Don't let tumblrfags find our they might dox like plebcomics or whatever it was called
idk for effect, maybe add a 'cringe' effect?
like have certain cards give you a cringe value like with the guy earlier suggesting a #triggering deck
the rules are posted on the site
might wana raise the price so you can get a couple bucks out of it. this is the kind of shit that gets picked up by nerd shops to sell as one off games to people. hell, if its any good i'll talk to a few of the store owners i know for you~
I got 69 and trips on my order number, life is good.
Holy shit this is in fact legit. I will actually give money for this.
George ST Pierre was the most nervous out of all fighters before a fight, all of them are scared.
People that make good shit worry about the end result more than people who don't.
Hey, OP, you never emailed me from /tg/ thread.
What the fuck, mate? I wanted to bring you onboard and discuss development.
Nice viral campaign though.
Floppy disc, it was like a shitty low storage cd or flashdrive before there were either. I feel real goddamned old and I'm only 20.
You need to go to bed faggot