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hi /b/ my friend invited me to a "game night" so I

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hi /b/ my friend invited me to a "game night" so I made the cringiest/shittiest/best game I could in 1 night and had it printed off professionally. I give you internauts (a game about the war between 4chan and tumblr)

This is an item card called Rape Whistle. Want to see more? Would love feedback and ideas.
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postmoar.exe
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Mmmmmmmaaaaaaayyyybe. Post a couple more.
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>>613863131
Sounds OP. How hard is it to destroy an item?
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>>613863131
brilliant
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>>613863268

This one's kind of Rare. There are 2 in the Starter deck. It's an Internaut/pokemon card. You use it to kill other internauts and your opponent's mainframe.
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Looks cool, I'd like to see more. Would try it out if you post all.
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>>613863131
Post a few more cards.
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this has great potential. moar.
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>>613863353

Not too sure. I created the game and have yet to play it. There are a ton of OP things though. The Boob Monster (Tumblr kind aka Womyn) is pretty OP too. I drew that one. Most of these are either free to use images or I drew them.
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>>613863880

This is for r9k. My fave card, Looks so good irl.
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>>613863131
you did this all in one night?
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>>613863131
as long as you are aware your game sucks ass and will never be good, seems like fun way to waste some time

if you took it at all seriously, of course you'd be ultimate beta
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>>613863131

this seems great
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>>613864406

yep. I just got it in the mail today (took about a week) but the game night hasn't happened yet so I am good. The box and everything looks legit as fuck. Too bad the game is retarded lol.
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Where can I buy and for how much
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>>613864745
where did you get it printed? (website)
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>>613864475

>doin' shit, havin' fun
>beta

Pick one
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seems like it could be good, given enough work is put into individual cards
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>>613864745
your retarded as the people who made this game who the fuck makes this shit anyway
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>>613865237

its on thegamecrafters for like $12 but its not worth it. I tried to make it free but they take a cut and charge for materials/printing costs. I make nothing but my goal was never to sell it was just to make it for this one game night. truthfully i wouldnt buy it unless you were looking for ways to burn money. I might upload some pdfs in a week after the game night so people can print their own but i dont imagine anyone would.
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test
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>>613865545

thegamecrafter google it. my games shit but i honestly can't say enough about this group (i'm not affiliated do your own research) when I opened it up it looked so legit--the cards feel like magic cards too. It's pretty legit. I think it's perfect for something like this where you make your own game.
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>>613865919
Y dont u wanna sell them?
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>>613866283

If I could I would, but I'm realistic. No one wants to buy them.

Here's another card. Still want to see more guys?
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>>613866918
why wasnt i invited to game night
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>>613866918
Absolutely! Internauts needs to be a thing, like Magic: The Gathering.
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Love these anon
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Here's a Land Whale. Great for Tumblr decks.
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>>613866918
Look, what r u losing by placing a higher price to make a profit whether it be big or small? This game appeals to a crowd that no other game does. Im not a cardgame connoisseur, but I believe ur game brings something new to the table.
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>>613863131
>no male can can attack this female
>can can
I can't believe I'm the only one who caught that
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>>613867504
gratz
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>>613867599
thanks
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these are fucking awesome OP you could make a killing if you market this right
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>>613867423
whats the back of the cards look like?

id get drunk and play this game btw. 100%serious
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make cards for other aspects of the internet and you can market it as card game of the internet
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this is pretty fucking unreal ahahaha
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You need to sell this shit on Amazon OP.
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I'm stealing this idea thanks op
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>>613867504

I noticed it too and I'm OP. I literally made these in 1 night and rushed everything. There's a bunch of "attatch" too. It's rife with errors.

Here's an Item card (love the mechanic) and Princess Fefe!
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I want that princess Fefe card
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>>613863131
bump
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>>613868569
Can you upload all the cards online so we (I) can make a web-based game out of it?
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>>613868038

love to play with you man. I'd even provide the booze. It's just a simple background. Didn't have time to think about design.
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>>613870083
simple design, i like it. and after that we can play mariokart! fuck yeah. where you from OP?
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thegamecrafter.com/games/internauts

enjoy our 12$ (minus whatever they take out)
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>>613863131
awesome.
Would play this. but only if it was a limited release only for Anons.
If this was sold in stores I'd find you OP.
Not even your precious rape whistle card could save you then.
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>>613870635

I make nothing I put it at the lowest possible price (they take a cut and charge for materials) so I could just buy it for the game night rofl :( can't believe someone bought one though. You made my night if its real.
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>>613871055
So how much in total did it cost you to make and print? How many cards total?
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Make a card that makes the user say desu 50 times in 30 seconds. If he/she doesn't, consequences. Idea are good?
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>>613871687

it was $15 shipped for me. Besides that it just took a nights worth of work.

62 poker cards (however there's not that many unique cards because there are like 20 energies or something and a few duplicate internauts)
1 box
1 4pg piece of shit instruction booklet
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>>613871729

holy shit I love this idea. What's your name? I'll give you credit for it if I make anymore cards. You can use a gamertag or something.
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Just give credit to Dsm0. That's my steam name.
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chang name of game to sucknauts then it more acurat lol fagit i wudnt pla this gam even if it was yugio wich is my favrit gam lol fag it you go fcuk self
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Have any trap cards?
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I'm into it. Keep it up, OP. Submit it to Cheapass Games.
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OP, this idea is beautiful. If I were you, I would go fix all the errors, and put it back on the website, and then start making website-themed expansion packs. Like, theme the card boarder too. Make it blueish for tumblr, green with clovers for 4chan, gray and red with little aliens for reddit, etc. You could have something amazing with this. And, why don't you bump up the price to $15 so you make a little profit, and have some initiative to make more? These seem to be a hoot on here. I know I'm buying some.
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>>613873262
haha ur a chrep ass lol stupid slank
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>>613873179
Dsm0 here. Literal trap card. Not sure what it will do.
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>>613873555
i cud bie ur mum for 15# stupud slank lol go fcuk urslef
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>>613873627
ay i bet thts a slefie u stpid slank hore u go fcuk urslef o wiat u woud like tht wundt u fag it go fcuk slef lol
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Whether its balanced or not I think from the images youve posted it could actually be a fun game. People might even buy it just because of "lol! the memes!" Think about it op, you could profit off of them
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>>613873179
fuk u slank haha lol #gorgys
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>>613873627

great minds man. That or low hanging...fruit. I have a trap card lol.
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Dsm0: Zerg rush. Plus 2 attack if battle cry is good enough.
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>>613874179
i wud bie u for a meme lol haha slank hore u go diy
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>>613874404
haha zurg aint evn a woard u stupid slank hore lol haha
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>>613874844
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>>613873555

It's funny you say this. I included 2 cards with different backgrounds (green and light blue) that I thought could be like imgur and reddit. But I never imagined people other than my friends would like this enough to think about expansions. All of these compliments are getting to my head I think.
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>>613866918
For twelve bucks I would pick this shit up any second.
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>>613875470
I'd buy it.
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>>613875470
Seriously m8, I like your idea. You're not a slank.
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>>613875470
You should totally include copypasta cards. Along with those expansions.

But really, go and fix the spelling. It's important. :)
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>>613875470
your cardgame could become a meme in itself. meme = money
think of all the tumblr girls who will buy it just to post a picture of themselves w it
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>>613875804

holy shit lol. 2 people actually bought it. I know it's retarded but if any of you anons actually want it and aren't blowing smoke up my ass I'll keep it at the lowest price I can for a day, and then bump it up to a profit after. Sort of as a thanks for actually liking my stupid shit. Know I am appreciative but I don't feel good about making you guys pay money for it.
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>>613864475
Your opinion is about to be super unpopular, how does that make you feel asshole faggot?
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When can I buy it?
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>>613876742
https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/internauts
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>>613876447
Butts Unlimited, LLC just bought a 3rd
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>>613876447
That sounds pretty cool of you, OP. When are you bumping the price?
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>>613876197

> holding this card
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Im gonna buy 2 now and 10/10 will get more if you make expansions.
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>>613877116
ha, shes cute
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>>613876943
I'm with this guy. I would sell... I dunno, a dozen decks and then bump the price and change all the issues you've seen.
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>>613877116
Adorable
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OP, I am a higher up at WoTC, and I'm interested in your game. Please contact me at [email protected] Thank you
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>>613863131
get everyone in this thread free copies plox

i will defintily want to get hands on preview
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This is literally the only original thread on /b/ right now.
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>>613877610
>WoTC
>no proof
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>>613877116
I would actually love to buy this game as memorabilia for when I get old and look back at how retarded some people were back in the dankest times of the internet.

I'm serious. I'd love to buy this.
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>>613877610
>WoTC higher up
>gmail
top fucking kek
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>>613876447
I don't have the cash now, but I'm totally buying this when I get paid Friday. Seems super fun OP
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>>613876447
i just bought one cant wait to play it/


BTW if you ever have any expansion packs will us /b/ros get discounts?
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Would OP mind posting contact details like kik so we can contribute ideas after thread 404s
This has epic potential
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>>613878538
Yis yis have many idea must share with op plz op loving you much love
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>>613878538
+1
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post rarest card mate
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>>613878538

I'll set an email or an instagram or something up right now.
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Anon, you need to draw up the blueprints and get some more copies of this shit.
It's golden. You actually have something here. I mean it. Even if it just sticks around here and we buy copies to play in Internauts threads, this shit is worth keeping.
This is OC right here.
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>>613863131
Posting in epic thread.
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>>613864745
Would buy the shit out of it. Post more.
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>>613879166
Pretty funny looking game, but shipping to Canada brings it up to about $25 not sure if its worth that
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>>613863131
> Want to see more?
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>>613879166
Can you also make a kik? It's easier for folks on phones.
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OP, this might be the best thing to happen on /b/ all year. i'm waiting to buy mine until you bump the price up because damn you deserve something for this.
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>>613880286

yeah don't that's crazy. I'll try and get a few basic cards set up so you can print them out yourself and maybe keep some of the rarer stuff on TGC. $25 shipped is nuts. I got mine for ~$15 shipped and I'm in Canada too.
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>>613880286
25 here too for Ausfag but worth it to be a part of this moment
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>>613880431
This
I'll make a kik group after op makes a kik
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I never thought I'd see the day that OP wasn't a faggot.
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>>613880431

I'm such a fag I never use kik.

Instagram: internautscardsgame

have a Chicken Tendies energy card posted on a bed of toilet paper on there right now.
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If it's similar to pokemon it'll be weird to play, but I'd still try it out. Something like Yi go oh would probably be way easier to play but that's just me. And I can see the expansion packs already, the YTMND pack, the shitty maymays pack, you're on to something OP
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Just ordered mine
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>>613877116
OP what are ghz's?
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>>613881012
Ahh I don't have an Instagram. :(
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>>613881012
Make a kik m8, makes everything faster.
Prease?
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>>613881142

HP. I tried to give everything a retarded person's understanding of computers feel.
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>>613881142
It's a gigahertz.
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>>613881142
gigahertz probably
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>>613881331
This, again
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>>613881557
you've got vision kid, you're gonna go places
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Make a kick starter.
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>OP's reaction when he notices all cards misspell "Attach" as "Attatch".
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I think we exceeded the websites bandwidth

>>613866272
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"This is going to be the next Cards Against Humanity" - Anon from 4chan
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>>613881874
Second this
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>>613881874
This.
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>>613882068
He already knows if you read
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making my mark on this historic thread, OP is goin places
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>>613881874
I would fund this.
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>>613881012
Followed
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I wish to buy this
Hurry and make it available
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>>613864372
>5Ghz made me fall out of my chair laughing.
Did you inspiration come from different boards of 4chins?
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>>613882127
I know. Trying to get my copy and it won't load!!!
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Order a bunch of one's with typos, they will be rare after the game gets big
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>>613882068

I noticed as soon as I opened the box. There's a few more blunders. That's how you know you're getting 1st editions though guys, it's by the level of shittiness. You guys crashed thegamecrafter I think
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>>613882453
Before I got to order my first edition copy!!!
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POST MORE OP PLEASE OR GIVE MORE INFO!

Bumping this thread with Ms. Skye here.
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How many sales have you gotten so far
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literally op
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>mrw I won't be able to buy 1st edition because no paypal or credit card
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>>613882127
Yep
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Screening this shit periodically for when it makes history.
Everybody should grab some screens for later epic moments of /b/ threads.
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Epic. Gonna buy this when i can. Keep up the good work m8.
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>>613883224
Just waiting for them to get the site back up.
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fucking awesome dude. going to buy. can you keep the price down til friday when most people (me) get paid?
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lets play OP
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Please make a kik op, I really like your idea and I would like to take part in it
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>>613883080
Where you live?
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Gonna archive in a minute before 404.
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Add trap cards. Only instead of being activated, they're "triggered". Make it so you can make a deck that revolves around accumulating pretend mental illnesses to the point that everything triggers your cards.
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>>613883907
Wisconsin
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This thread by legendary.
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MFW this thread
It's like watching a retarded sloth being born, and being part of the magic of bringing the little abomination into the world.
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>>613884390
What the fuck. I wanna see that.
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>>613884390
This
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>>613882385

yep. I have a bunch more ideas. I could only do so many cards. I didn't think this would have so much interest.I really only thought my friends and I would be the one talking about internauts.

Making dinner but here's a card that /b/ will like, and will reply to more.
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>>613884741
I do as well.
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>>613884809
Holy shit OP returns!
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>>613883224

If you do know that I'll be overjoyed, but also know you make terrible decisions.
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>>613884809
have so many card ideas
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>>613863131
>attatch
>can can
the fuck?
english, applefags, can't you comprehend it?
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>>613884809
>Tacos in the background
Fucking amazing OP. Idk if it's already been asked (to lazy to read) but what did you use to make it? Can we get a copy to get professionally printed ourselves?
10/10 would play
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>>613884809
Make a fucking kik you sæl
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upload as mod for tabletop sim
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Gratz OP, you came up with something so legendary, you crashed their website.
How am I going to make you take my money now?
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trying to by a set cant because website is still loading.....


>They probably think we are DDosing them.
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>>613885424

I'm asking a friend how I should go about uploading some base cards for people to print out themselves.
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>>613876572
I would nibble the shit out of this if their website wasn't down.
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>>613877116
if you made that into dodger it could be the /wsg/ card
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fuuuuck i want this so bad... too bad i'm broke as shit
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>>613886106
Is there a rule/guide book to learn how to play? Or is it intuitive?
Do you want to start some rezisions and shit?
I've honestly wanted to make a card game like this for a while
Would love to interact with you on it
Get a kik, man
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>>613886025
I actually assumed this first when it didn't load.

I suspect low quality bait fag from earlier.
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>>613885050
^
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>>613886443
This, we can collaborate with kik
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>>613886809
We could be like if WotC was fat, lazy shutins
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>>613886443

There was one on thegamecrafter site. It's sort of like Pokemon/hearthstone cards except you can move your cards across the play zone and everything is in play. I honestly might have to fix it up or something. I didn't expect more than my friends to be looking at it. It's probably mega retarded.
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>>613886493
Then your a fucking idiot and you should go jump off a cliff for showing just how retarded humanity can really get..
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>>613884197
Oh shit nigger! Me too! Area Code?
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>>613867423
>tumblr decks
>decks

Are you saying this is less of a card game thing and more of a trading card game? Intrigue increases by 253472987563028357%.
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This might honestly be the best thread on the Internet right now...
the.... entire.... fucking ......internet!
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>>613887303
First ever Internauts con
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>>613887255
Your
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Actual low quality bait fag from earlier, liked OP so stopped
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>>613887303
262 represent
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>>613880264
Explain
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>>613887535
Bruh, your 414 neighbor is here!
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>>613887427
Sounds like a deck builder to me.
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>>613887642
The webm? It's either a Sea cucumber or idk.
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>>613887744
InternautCon 2015 in Wisconsin
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>>613887825
it's a worm or something

it uses that as a way to feed, as it wraps around poisons it's prey
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>>613887763
Yes my thoughts exactly
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GOOD ON YOU OP. THIS IS EXACTLY QHAT /b/ FUCKING NEEDED. NO MORE BULLSHIT THREADS ABOUT TRAPS AND SHIT. THIS IS THE REALEST RANDOM SHIT EVER.

I HOPE U BECOME PROFITABLE OVER THIS
yours sincerely
Brœ
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>>613887870
Buying my plain tickets now.
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Buying a pack to become a part of 4chan history!
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best thread i've seen all week
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Bless u OP
Also hi moot
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This IS getting archived, yes?
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>>613888328
Seconded, archive it!
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>>613888328
Doing it already my friend.
>>613888284
You mean decade.
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>>613864745
>the dankest

would play/10
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Also, I'm buying two decks for to have same playage.
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>>613887642
I think it's jiz, I know insects do some weird shit to mate, like breaking off penises and shit, who's to say they don't launch explosive lighting jiz.
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>>613888328
Nigger it better get archived. If it doesnt, im going to start breaking some goddamn rape whistles.
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This awesome bread and the teacher's poetry site raid..... excellent night on b.
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262 Wisconsinfag here
Made a kik group for you guys since OP won't get kik
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So much sad...
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I'm buying as soon as I can. Love the idea
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>>613887642
an anon said it was some cucumber/slug something that threw out its digestive tract as a means of selfdefence(to distract predators)
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KEEP THIS THREAD KICKING!
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>>613887642
It's a nemertea.
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>>613887744
Bruh get in the group
>>613888733
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>>613889093
Sounds about right, I'm gonna violently expel my internal organs all over the place to distract my enemies.

Damn nature, you extreem!
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>>613889093
It's actually a fishy worm that's just tasting his hand. I've got a disagree in marine geometry so you know I know my stuff.
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>>613888733

OP here, my kik username is internauts. Have no idea how to fucking use kik. It's been a while. I'll likely never use it, but on the off chance I do. There you go dudes.

I think the instagram @internautscardgame is more likely to reach me but I'll try dudes.
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>>613889614
another anon said that as well, without the disagree in marine geometry part
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>>613889863
Bless u epic op
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Site's back up faggots!!
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>>613889614
Kek
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purchased, thank you based anon.

a treat for you
>pic related
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>>613889863
Just noticed OP, are you a TIME TRAVELER? Jk I know timezones but still.
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>>613889357
Well shit that's one mystery down. What are these?
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>>613890659
OP is a time traveler who stole an idea that made people billionaires, and went back in time so he could invent it first
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>>613890986
Several people became billionaires in a single day? This is too much power; the world isn't ready.
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holy shit you guys weren't bullshitting. 10 reported sales so far. I feel like I swindled 10 of you guys. The good news is they'll probably be the only 8 decks in existence so you've got a real collectible.
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>>613890986
oh SHIT
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>>613889863
Just ordered your game bra!
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>>613890869
>Disembodied uncut dicks docking.webm
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>>613891502
Fucking Kek
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>>613891293
Trust us OP, much more will buy in due time, too many of us are way too poor at the moment, children, or haven't bought it yet. Just wait.
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>>613891293
fuck off fag
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>>613891293
I bought two of them, you beautiful faggot
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>>613884120
2nd this
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Fuck. I would SOOO buy this but I don't have a card I'm a poor ads cash nigger viewing this on a library computer.
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>>613891293
bitch don't make me cancel my order OP
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just bought my copy, cant wait to play it with friends next time we get blasted!

Thank you based OP for your gift to this world!
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>Tfw i live in bumfuck south america with no chance of getting it

It really is like pokemon
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why do i want this?
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you need more cards op

make it a deck building tcg if you want to make actual money from it, which may not have been your intentions at all to begin with but just look at the hype youve generated. anyone into internet culture would play this or own it just because its funny.
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>>613892288

What is that person putting in there pc? I dont get it
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>>613867154
Look up The Spoils. It's a good mtg clone with some neat rule changes and dank memes and shit in the flavor text and art
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>>613892334
it's a meme you dip
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>>613884225
holy shit i haven't seen that picture in years and years are you a time traveller
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>>613891907

I'm going to make a card in your honor anon. "Poor ass cash nigger."

While this thread is still up anyone have card ideas? I can't pay you with anything but credit at the moment, but if you want to give ideas and they're at least as shitty as mine I'll make them when I can. Just put your steamid, or gamertag or something so I can credit you as the idea person. Also if you're great or shitty at art, that also helps. Just saying this makes me feel like I'm getting carried away, but oh well.

You can also kik me at internauts or instagram me at internautscardgame if you have ideas or suggestions.
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>>613892580
Underagefag
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>>613892808
Ask in a draw thread
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>>613892808
Hitler

"Final Solution"
Wipes out half the deck
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>>613892808
Pay attention to your kik, /b/ro
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OP what did you use to make your cards?
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>>613892334

gamecrafters has a "booster pack" option. You can set the pull rate on cards and everything plus it's a lot cheaper. I could probably put out a pack at like $3-4. I want to fucking skip work tomorrow to do this. Shit I might even start tonight. You guys and your hype have got me so hyper.
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>>613893357
You draw them or use Photoshop?
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>>613892808
just ordered it

how about the ranting /pol/ack
give a bonus if they can justify the most recent racist thing in the media
and a point to anyone that makes fun of a fox news program as a response
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Don't let tumblrfags find our they might dox like plebcomics or whatever it was called
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>>613866918
This is not how successful people think.
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>>613892580
Wow, I feel old now.
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>>613893639
This is still one of my favorite images ever, honestly.
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this thread has been archived for it's utter epicness
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>>613892808
if you really want to get the /hoc/ people from /sp/ in on it have something that just says

>rags
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>>613876447
Wait hold up how much is this?
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>>613892808
a costanza counter spell
m00t
b&/v&
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>>613892808
>pic related

idk for effect, maybe add a 'cringe' effect?
like have certain cards give you a cringe value like with the guy earlier suggesting a #triggering deck

Username: Flubflub
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>>613864372
>Attatched
Dammit OP everything was perfect
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Cheese pizza enchantment item for pedo bear card card with Chris Hanson as counter. Pedo can evade Hanson card if discards cheese pizza
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>>613881557
Make it niggahertz for dark type or whatever
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>>613866918
i would buy this shit
because i love this kinda shit
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>>613871055
Dude you have a badge on there for a having a good number of sales
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ordering my copy now to australia.

will keep an eye out for future copies.
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A new fag card. New fag cannot be summoned unless it's summer. New fag cannot triforce.
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You never explained the win condition
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I am going to play this at quake con
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just posted a new pic on the internautscardgame instagram. I know I'm showing a lot of the cards but I felt like this one had to be shown. :)

hint: it's something in your house.
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>>613895660
https://s3.amazonaws.com/download.thegamecrafter.com/1430802420/Rules.pdf

the rules are posted on the site

>>613863131
might wana raise the price so you can get a couple bucks out of it. this is the kind of shit that gets picked up by nerd shops to sell as one off games to people. hell, if its any good i'll talk to a few of the store owners i know for you~
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Man, I was hyped for exploding kittens, but fuck that shit. I'm gonna burn those decks in honorary sacrifice to Internauts, because why the fuck not!?
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>>613895660
The win condition is to assemble more dank memes than your opponents, and then go home and masturbate until 3AM.
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>>613884120
A snowflake card that changes another cards gender would be sweet. Could defeat the rape whistle.
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>>613892580
You know you love the floppy
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I got 69 and trips on my order number, life is good.
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1st edition will be mine may 12th
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>>613896116
Holy shit this is in fact legit. I will actually give money for this.
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>>613893202
This
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>>613896423
Just posted and already underrated, you were made for this game.
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>>613881874
yea
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>>613893720
George ST Pierre was the most nervous out of all fighters before a fight, all of them are scared.
People that make good shit worry about the end result more than people who don't.
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>>613863131
>All I do at work is play Card games. I wish you were making money off of me for this, but this is for you Bro.
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jelly
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>>613877628
David Rivera?
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cant wait!
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from OPs instagram. PISS BOTTLES. top kek.
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>>613897583
>no bottles of cum
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>>613863131
>>613863131
>>613863131
Hey, OP, you never emailed me from /tg/ thread.

What the fuck, mate? I wanted to bring you onboard and discuss development.

Nice viral campaign though.
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>>613892580
Floppy disc, it was like a shitty low storage cd or flashdrive before there were either. I feel real goddamned old and I'm only 20.
You need to go to bed faggot
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>>613897825

i wrote your email down bud. Supposedly, people are making a google doc. I'll make sure you're involved.
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>>613897764
I guess he was being subtle.
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I couldn't resist.
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