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Hello failures. I'm a 24 year old, hugless, hand-heldless,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hello failures.

I'm a 24 year old, hugless, hand-heldless, kissless, virgin, with no job, living with my parents.

Lets all try to one up each other.

pic unrelated, sort of, i imagine banging her while humping my pillow
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>>613807859
25, live with parents and my gf, work at a gas station, college dropout.
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I'm autistic
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>>613807859
Also, I have a 5 inch penis and can't handle social situations.

>"hey wanna hang out"
>in turmoil for the next 4 hours thinking about whether i should go
>"n-n-nah, i'm b-b-busy"
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>>613807859
This is the saddest thread on /b/. And OP is pretty hopeless. But I'll try anyways:

21, semi-virgin (got the tip in, but she complained about pain), single, no job, dealing with depression, live in an apartment my parents pay for.
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>>613808273
You should watch yesman
A movie starring jim carrey
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>>613808491
Jesus Christ dude, at least you talked with a girl. The longest conversation with a girl I had was about 20 seconds, only because we were grouped together in a college project, and we left the building at the same time.
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>>613807859
19 this Saturday, I've hugged and held hands with plenty but have never had a girlfriend or sec. I got a blowjob from my hot stepsister once tho and we used to get naked together and stuff which was awesome. I have two jobs but I do still live my parents.

I guess I'm not too bad off
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I'm not really a failure besides the fact that Im still stuck at home at 21.

>not virgin
>has gf
>attractive and well-liked amongst peers
>unemployed
>stuck at home

ffs.
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>>613808960
Sorry to disappoint you with my failures :(
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This is my wall right now.
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>>613809471
Epic alohanomalius mask
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>>613809089
*sex
Also I have some good friends, a couple I can hang out with and et drunk. I can draw decently, I'm finally getting money, I'm good at talking to people (yes, even girls), and I've had plenty of good hot female friends. Not anymore though, unfortunately.

I'm a slow learner though, and I usually feel really stupid. I feel like life will be a lot more difficult for me than it is for some others once I move out
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>>613809414
>not virgin
>has gf

get the fuck out of here.
this is the thread where people are bordline contemplating suicide.
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>>613807859
Good choice in pillow humping character tho
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>>613807859
>24
>live at home
>no job
>regularly socialize at bars and with a group of friends
>haven't gotten any in two years but before that it was nonstop action for six years, dated a nympho
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>>613809807
I'd say you're pretty well off. All you need is a job, and I'd say you should probably move out sometime soon.
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Kissless virgin till 19.
Took eachothers virginity.
Met girl dating for 5 years now.
Sex everyday at minimum.
Turned from normal to super freak in bed over that time period.
Feelsgoodman.jpg
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im a non-pass mtf trans, ive had a lot of sex but no real relationship since i was in high school (and high school relationships dont really count). currently failing at uni due to non-attendance, i spend my days smoking everything i can get my hands on and chatting to fucknuts on craigslist. probably gonna kill myself at the end of summer when my student loans folks figure out im failing and cut me off.
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And this..this is my D&D collection.
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28, no job, no prospects for a job, live with my girlfriend in a crappy house and barely scrap by with odd jobs, handouts and scamming people, but I am banging two women
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>>613810561
throw it away. all of it
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>>613810561
i wish i had enough money to purchase that.

I have 3 good friends who I hang with every couple of months, and we play board games and shit. those are the best times of my life. always hold on to those memories my friend.
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>>613810708
And then what? Gaming is my only social activity.
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>>613810126
I was bad for a while when I was first single. Not really suicidal just depressed as fuck. Now I get depressed when I spend a lot of time thinking how my parents are practically in their 60s and if I don't get my shit together soon they'll be too old to really enjoy grandkids.

Also really tall/overweight, so need to start exercising too, but never had a problem talking to people of either sex. Most people tend to laugh hysterically at my humor in certain situations and from what people told I'm easy to like/get along with.

Didn't realize this was a boarder line suicide thread don't wanna interrupt.
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>>613807859

Sup im a 24 year old, hugged, hand-held, kissed, well-adjusted individual with a job living with my dad for the summer back home.

You should go outside more man.
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>>613810561
All this and yet no AD&D Tomb of Horrors?
I am dissapoint.
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>>613811075
that's one of the things that makes me truly sad. knowing i won't give my parents another generation.
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>>613810310
Get help, talk to someone :) It gets better. <3
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>>613807859
>living with my parents.
Consider yourself lucky. I moved out, but I hate it. I have/know almost no-one where I life right now. And my mom will not let me move back in.
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>>613809471
>complains about not get chicks and the sex
>buy girl-repeller things

ayy
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>>613810708
>being this new
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>>613810561
That's.. awesome. I'm jelly.
I'm sure you can meet people with games. Volunteer to host some, okc is nice for this.
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>>613810310
>chatting
at least you have contact
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>>613810561
why would you do this to yourself, burn them you greasy faggot
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>>613807859

25, every girl I date friendzones me, I work at a saw mill, I live with my parents, I love hentai
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>>613809471

honestly nigga? Your 24 and you have carebear figures on your bookshelf?

Fucks sake man...
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>21 kv
>Manic Depression and OCD
>Ugly and skinnyfat
>smart but lazy
>live at home with parents who I can't disappoint any more

Hold me /b/
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>>613811752
Hey, me and my wife play D&D together with friends.

Its a good social thing to meet up every weekend and nerd out. If you can't get women and play dnd, I feel bad for you.
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>>613807859
28
Live alone.
No friends.
Have job, but can be fired at any moment.
Everything I have can be lost because of the ongoing military conflict in the country.

No thoughts of suicide though. If I wanted to end up all that, I could just return to the apartment where I am registered and wait until they come to get me to the army. Where I would die in a month because of bad health and no physical strength.
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>>613811383
It's complicated a hundred fold by them being the best parents I could have ever hoped or asked for. If anyone deserves to be grandparents its them. And I'm robbing them of that.
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>>613812310
move to russia make ww3 happen wear us milltary uniform leave fake order note you will make lives easier
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>20
>college for game design
>slacking it a bit
>no gf
>no job because weird hours
>entire bottom floor of parents house for me

I feel really bad for being as spoiled as I am.
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You never realize how much of a miserable men you are until you go to the movie theater alone. I've done it many times.
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>>613811718
want my email?
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>>613812629
Its better that way tbh.

I wish I could go alone, only have to pay for my ticket.

Then again, that would probably piss off the wife so...

Also, if/when you people get gf's dont get fucking married. Its a goddamn trap.
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>>613812310
So where do you live?
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>>613813158
Ukraine
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>>613812654
...no, i really don't. see
>>613808273

>>613812629
actually, i enjoy doing that. as long as there aren't that many people in there.
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>>613811641
>girl-repeller things

I have a giant book case, a sword on my wall, two swords leaning on my wall, 2 bo staves, a fuck load of figurines from all over the world, and I get laid often via girl from dating apps (not the best way, but still a way) It's not girl repeller, it's just his mindset and ways

>24
>not a virgin, but pretty much a POS
>have 2 jobs and starting a business, but still a POS
>aware sociopath who doesn't know how to stop being one
>working on a 4 year degree in who knows what the fuck
>incredibly kind and giving to people, but still sociopath mind and tendencies in the inside, and don't know how to stop the mind

I'm no alpha, just a "regular," kind person, but there's nothing wrong with liking "nerdy" things... you can still get laid. For the betas, I recommend using dating apps like OKC/Tinder (since they're free) and meet another beta girl and work your way up like that. I started with like 3/10-5/10 girls and worked my way up to like 6/10-8/10 girls now.

It's sad, but I think it's how people like us have to do it.

Who cares if you have carebears, as long as you're not a POS like me, you're still better. Being a POS is the lowest
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>>613812629
Don't worry mate, I've gone on my own plenty of times. If anyone bothers to ask about it, I'm just like 'oh well, my friends found the film to childish'. Or some other silly excuse like that.
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>>613807859

ITT: Faggots who haven't learned the lesson that girls will suck all of your time, money, and dreams from you.

Develop yourselves. Fuck chasing ass. Masturbation is better than sex. Save your money.

You're welcome.
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>>613809414
I'm 21 too
>stuck at home
>no job
>never had a job
>parents are paying for college one class at a time
>no gf
>no friends
>no social skills
>not a virgin but the last time i had sex was with an ugly crossdresser.
>slowly turning gay
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>>613813287
That explains.
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27yo kissless, friendless virgin, no degree, ton in debt. Took me two months to sack up and ask a grill I really like to go to a concert with me. And no, I didn't even call it a 'date'. Now it's some twilight zone shit with the friend zone just around the corner.
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>24
>Med student, but parents threating me to let me down if i don't get top grades, even though i'm perfectly in line with exams, just not top tier
>gf of 3 years who is a nympho, the only actual thing i'm happy for.
>no problem socializing but would rather play videogames
>live in a country in total decline, probably will have to emigrate to find a job, and thus break-up with gf
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>>613813287
hey wait were you that Ukraine bro that went underground on Saturday night and found those strange symbols
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>>613807859
34 years old, hugged, held hands, kissed, had sex, job, living in another country.

Dropout, limited work history, estranged girlfriend, job ends 2 months from now and no plans beyond that.

I can offer a lot of advice for people who want to reach my level - and advice beyond it - but I find some of that advice difficult to take for myself.
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>>613809765
because being a virgin and not having a gf are good reasons to be borderline suicidal

jesus cuck
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>>613813426
Oh man I've heard of your issue. It's called being an attention
whore
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>>613807859
24
Work for local County
33,000 a year
Car- 2004 Land Rover Discovery Diesel Conversion.
I own my house with 5 acres
Married with 1 child one on the way.
I browse 4chan every day why can i be successful but you all can't I dropped out of high school for Christ sake.
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20
kissless virgin
Single
Live with my parents
Failed two classes last semester
addicted to video games
work part time
no hobbies except video games
hate myself
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>>613808273
Do this >>613808660
Seriously. If you try that for a few months you'll grow a lot. You don't even have to do it religiously - just say yes when you really don't have a reason to say no (highly illegal or damaging to your health you can avoid).
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>>613807859
I was exactly in your situation. Now I'm 27, have a job, had two girlfriends (still have one) and moved out.

You can do it OP, I was a pussy and I did.
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>>613813907
No, it was not me. I don't know what you are talking about, I must have missed that thread.
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>>613813760
Brazil?
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>>613813979
$33k/yr?

Why settle for that man? When I was in the military of all things I was saving that much a year. Especially if you are going to be having a kid, I would look into getting a GED or some kind of certs to get a better job.

Life isn't all about making money but, sure makes it a fuckload easier. Plus, will keep the marital problems down.
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I'm almost 30 and have dropped out of college twice, now I work two jobs that I don't particularly like so I can keep my house, my kid is being raised by my parents because I'm never home because of work (thanks Obama), my ex-wife is happily married and doesn't really see her daughter, I haven't been able to maintain a normal relationship for close to a decade, and I'm still in love with an ex of mine that's married. I have no better job prospects than going back to delivering pizzas and I can't afford to go to school again and finish. On top of it all, I have a terminal illness that will probably kill me within 10 years.

Don't say you're a failure until you've actually failed.
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>>613812113
oh my god you're such a canadian
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>>613814149
I did watch that movie, but i just can't.
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>>613813979
>$33k a year
>two infants and a wife
Have fun sending your kids to public school and receiving food/clothes from the church.
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>>613813979
>why can i be successful but you all can't
Newsflash: not two people are alike, what might come easy to you might be difficult on someone else.
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>>613814258
Italy, thought that Brazil was pretty much growing, that's one of the destinations i've thought
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>22
>successful school life
>great social life
>live at home w/parenrs
>no car
>in love with girl
>girl likes me
>make out/hold hands a lot
>will never say how she feels about us
>constantly ignores texts
>fucks other guys
Constantly stuck on this and can't let go. She's the love of my live and I'm just there for emotional support. What the fuck do?
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>>613809471
If serious - throw away all that shit, sell it, give it away, be rid of it.
Do it as quickly as possible - time to cast off childish things.

It will make you one step closer to being a man. Trust me - I've been there. Although my stuff wasn't quite as lame, it was pretty lame.

Take up a regular social sport, exercise every day, find a job, work hard, study, learn more, improve yourself constantly. Learn an instrument, learn a useful skill, like carpentry.

Anything like that.
Take on responsibilities, make decisions every day, doesn't matter what they are. Follow them.
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>>613808960
Are u fat?
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>>613814382
lol, I actually considered moving to canada.

Seems like a nice place.
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>>613808660
this. that fucking move changed my life.
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>>613814591
>Do it as quickly as possible - time to cast off childish things
Sellout.
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>>613814289
I have my GED i used to drive tractor trailer making 220,000 a year that's how i paid off the house and cars. And your very right. Lifes not about money thats why im currently settling for the life i have. I love my life. Lol
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>>613814292
If it takes ten years, it's not terminal. Terminal means you have weeks. Not that it means that everything is OK, terminal is not just a proper word here.
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>24
>Apartment in the city
>DUI for 3 years
>Great social life
>Average job
>No girlfriends
>Lots of sex
>Don't care about relationships
>Drink alone a lot and feel bummed out
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>>613814887
I left trucking because it was killing me. Got into it because i got my wife pregnant. I'm heading back to work guys your all capable of so much more believe in your self.
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>>613814388
Stop thinking. The thinking makes you hesitate.

Just start doing things, like you are a robot and have been told to do something.
Go to a bar - no hesitation, no thought - you automatically go through the stages requiring you to reach the bar.

Shower, dress, put on shoes, leave house, walk towards bar, open door, go inside, order drink, drink drink.

Then comes: talk to girl.
Open mouth, say hello, talk about normal topics, make a joke, practise social skills, become better each time you do it.

If you do everything like that for a while, you will lose your fears because you've already done them once.

First time can just be on auto pilot.

There's no consequence worse than spending the rest of your life miserable and alone in your parent's house regretting every day you waste.
I was there for a long time dude - 15 years or so. I escaped it, you can too.
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>>613811383
I don't really give a single fuck about that

Then again, I'm only 18
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>>613814782
go move! go where you belong! jesus christ

i cringe everytime i think people like you breed
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>>613814572
I had that too, except I didn't actually love the girl.
All in all, she's gonna do whatever he hell she wants. Very manipulative girls, I'd recommend getting rid of her.
What happened to me is I made her know I did the same so she'd know how I felt.
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>>613814508
Never come to south america, it's this world's cancer.
Try idk, UK, USA or Germany.
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I'm married and have a great life ... except the wife is pregnant. She's happy but I'm just dealing with it. I feel like I was living the good life and now I have to go back to settling. feelsbadman.jpg
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The most recent time I felt truly alone was when I watched this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RGohIKxc9M&t=8m10s
Knowing other nerds found their nerdfus and I never will.
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>>613811505
> :) <3

Fuck you
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>tfw no gf
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>>613815469
Cause I like to live with like-minded people?

Getting together with friends to play DnD on the weekends is bad?

I'm inclined to feel the same way about you anon. Do you have a gf? A wife? Can you afford condoms?
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>>613814572
There are plenty of girls out there you know. If the 'relationship' (and I say that very lightly) you're in is not truly making you happy stop emotionally investing yourself in it and move on.
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>>613815234
>capable of so much more
Piece of shit faggot.
I'm happy with 40k/year and not having to give too many shits about anything. FUCK YOUR PRESSURE
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Wizard+ kissless virgin
Live in my own house
Unemployed for over a year, start a temp job tomorrow
Diagnosed major depression, treated with meds
Social phobic. I've tried going out to bars, clubs, parties. I can't get comfortable in any of those situations. I don't know how to act and the anxiety makes me shut down.
Overweight. No self confidence.
The only thing stopping me from killing myself is the thought of my parents having to deal with my death.
Sigh
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>>613813426
What do you mean by sociopath? What exactly makes you one?
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>>613807859

Minus the Ailf-pillow-humping from BH6, you are me.
And i really want to kill myself from loneliness.
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>>613815884
I'd hang out with you. I like weirdos.
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>>613810561
awesome books, keep it
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>>613815854
I think you are confusing pressure with encouragement.

You can do it is different than you should do it.
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>>613815816
And how do I manage to do that without wanting to kill myself?
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>>613815884
>The only thing stopping me from killing myself is the thought of my parents having to deal with my death.

oh wow, a redeeming quality, there is hope for you anon. You're a nice guy
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>>613815801
a wife, three lovely kids, high paying job and a very cool laosian community

fucking nerds
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>>613816114
Well everyone thinks I should do it because I can do it.
But I admire laying back and not putting myself too much into society and paying all those damn taxes. Sure making a living is something, but taking it easy and having fun is my priority.
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>>613815696
lol, europe is going to be the world's cancer in some years.
UK and USA are close to impossible if i want to practice as a doctor; i have to go where there's need and a long-term growth prospective. Italy is the opposite of that, only greece is worse.
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>>613815884
So you want to be a normal social person, but you cannot?
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>>613807859
18. Never once masturbated.
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>>613807859
my pillow fucking has evoled. i now imagine myself as my own one true loving banging myself. in other words, i pretend the pillow is me, and i'm the girl of my dreams, and i make the pillow fuck me.

if you have not reached this stage yet, there's still hope for you.
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>>613814875
Oh, so that's why after watching it I got a girlfriend, well that explains a lot
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You guys need to put a lot more thought into your life plan/tactics and a lot less thought into girls. It's not surprising you can't get girls when you don't even manage your own lives (which isn't that hard).
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>>613807859
18, virgin (kissed and held hands n shit though)
apprentice for software development company

am I a loser yet?
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>>613816325
Life is what you make of it, and being happy is a choice in any situation (bar torture I suppose).

I think the comment was for those who had the niggling thought in the back of their mind that they might want to move up, become more affluent. Just requires careful planning, hard work, anyone in here can do it.
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>>613816340
Canada? sure pay is like half of what Americans get, but you don't get sued.
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>>613816302
Oh yes. Let us behold the real man. Let us envy him, let us feel miserable and jealous. Is it what you wanted?
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All of you faggots who don't have a disability mental or physical need to fucking square up
If your health is on average or better don't complain go out and do something instead of browsing /b/
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>>613816653
If you eighteen, you are not a loser.
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>>613815884
Lose weight, treat it like grinding in an rpg. Just keep doing it and you'll level up, as long as you stop thinking about it and putting so much pressure on yourself.

Eat mainly vegetables and lean meat. Avoid sugar and fried foods.
Exercise every day - after 2-3 weeks of forcing yourself to do this it will become a habit, and soon after, second nature.

Research how to do good quality pushups, do them.
Walk everywhere you can. Spend time every day outside, walking.

It won't take long for the new foods to become normal, the new routines and exercise to become normal - and you'll lose the weight and feel healthier, more alive, fitter and have more confidence.

Try watching "Fat, sick, and ready to die" on a streaming site.

Social stuff just takes practise, like everything in life. You won't enjoy it until you have put enough hours into it to become good at it.
Keep at it until you are good at it, then keep improving.
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>>613816771
fuck off i'm not complaining, I'm here to see how many anons has it worse than me
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>>613816302
>A wife
>no kids
>living off savings and GI bill, going to uni
>guarenteed $120k once I finish
>play a 5e lvl 6 monk every friday for about 4 hours
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>>613816203
Well you admitted success in school/social life. So focus on that and realize that it could have been a lot worse. Yes it is going to sting, but you will get over it. You're not the first/only one to ever experience a loss or breakup.

Keep your mind occupied and be proactive. Do things, go places.

Is it your first love interest?
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>>613815884
i'm sorry for you, you look like a nice guy; you'd need a friend, not meds.
Btw, if you manage to get a good job and be proud of yourself, everything else comes by.
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>>613816771
>Be me
>Great Shape
>Good-looking
>Browsing /b/

you mad?!
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>19
>live with parents
>top student
>excelent social life
>good sex
>losed one grade
>the most important one.(70%)
>almost out uni
>if before comes true no house
>will be homeless and moneyless
>wil lost everything i have worked for.
>consider become a burglar or something to survive
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Oh my god you fucking faggots. I'm 25, hugged, held hands, been in the kind of love you kill people for, with no job, living with my parents. I had a rough run in highschool but I got to do all the things my senior year and while i was pretending to be in college. It's gay. You don't remember the kiss and the little moments, just the person. If the person isn't in the picture the physical acts of affection are meaningless.

Just stop being afraid. You don't have to say yes to everything but you have to be out and doing your own thing or people don't even bother it's so stupid to live like that. I learned I like being alone, and I've been alienating everyone I ever fucking liked, because I am miserable, and nothing makes me happy, but I'm glad I can say I got there on some level, for a little while, before I realize it really is me that's the problem and I'm probably more than insanely comfortable in a life of near solitude.

If you have anxiety, take some xanax. If you have anxiety about taking anxiety meds, that's okay it goes away after you take the meds, or if you want you can do what EVERYONE ELSE IN THEIR MID TWENTIES FUCKING DOES FOR THEIR SOCIAL ANXIETY AND DRINK THEMSELVES UP THEIR COURAGE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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>>613814572
Little bruh, hate to break and all. But girl don't like ya. She might think ur cute sometimes, sweet guy, you'll do in a pinch when she needs an out. But she will NEVER go or become more than something you should relocate to the occasional hello text section.
Do NOT keep ur heart in overdrive over this girl one more day dude, because it will just be worse the longer you drag shit out.
You're 22 man, young buck still. You will more than likely go through 2 or 3 more loves of ur life. Let this one kinda fade into obscurity, and go get one that gives half a shit, can make up her damn mind, and is actually concerned about whether her kinda...sorta...almost GF...but not quite bullshit fucks with your head.
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>>613816025
I feel like even though I give to people, I don't care about them, and most of the times I things in my best interests, not the girls' best interests
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>>613817012
> you mad
you might consider to get the fuck off this board and head back to lereddit feggit
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>26 years old
>virgin, kissless, etc, never even hugged a girl
>zero friends, online or irl
>fat
>borderline personality disorder
>attention deficit disorder
>failed 2 years of high school but completed it somehow
>failed 2 years university, re-enrolled, failing again
>thought i was a degenerate tranny
>tried hormone therapy for a while
>realized i will never be even close to passing, stopped therapy, plus trannies are degenerates anyway
>stuck with hairy bitch-tits
>tried to kill myself 3 times
>was in the psych hospital and put on antipsychotics
>antipsychotics made me gain a lot of weight and further damaged my ability to feel pleasure
>can't focus, can't feel pleasure, shit mood
>contemplating suicide or random murder
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>>613816993
First girl I loved, yeah. I mean like some first sight love type shit, it was crazy early on.

First interest? Nah, had plenty. She's just different, man. Like I can't talk shit about anything she does.
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>>613817012
Same for me - but doesn't mean my life is complete.
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i had my first kiss at like 12 you guys are sad.
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>>613817287
Just make sure you do us all a favor and go apeshit in Walmart.
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>>613817169
I don't think that's sociopathic, I think you only say that on boards like these to seem edgy
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>>613807859
I cock blocked myself two days ago and now I have to wait until next weekend to get laid

;_;
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>>613814572
That's not love.
You can be obsessed with someone like that.
But if you can imagine a girl that treats you better, and you know someone like that exists, than it's not the love of your life.
I'm sure she is attractive to you but she is mean, you are weak, and you need to remember that how someone treats you and lets you treat yourself if half the relationship.
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>>613807859
tis the life of a tru 4channer mountain dew, Doritos flakes and all
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>>613815884

Experience and actual friends got me over that. People will hate me for saying it, but I think it's a mentality and there are escape routes.
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>>613816742
im a troll

haha it was good while it lasted i guess. the wife and the job are true though

bye im sleepy
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I don't even want to have a gf. I'm forcing myself to maintain one or two friendship to avoid being a complete outcast but I don't feel the need to socialize more. I guess the internet got me in a dead end because I get that minimum of necessary human interaction here and therefore I lack motivation to meet other people in real life.
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>>613816052
Thanks. I am weird, but I think I'm just a little too boring

>>613816246
Thank you. My folks tried to raise me properly, so I can't put them through that heartbreak. Even the thought of it brings me almost to tears.

>>613816345
I would like to at least try a normal life. I've tried different situations with the same result. I go home feeling like a loser
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>>613813748
TOP KEK BRAH hahah
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>>613817639
That's the funny thing, m8. I can't.

I'm not socially retarded, bad looking, self conscious, or autistic, I'm just stuck.
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>>613815884
You sound like a nice guy, who has just been dealt a hand of really bad cards. I feel for you, best of luck. And if our paths where to ever cross, I'd love to buy you a beer.

Also good luck with you new job.
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>>613807859
Damned I feel for you OP
21-fuckalot.jpeg-MaintinaceEngenieer-ApartmentAlone-Currently pursuing A+
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>>613817287
Exercise every day, do good quality pushups, buy some dumbells, a chin up bar for a doorframe.

You will lose the tits in a couple of months perhaps. You'll also gain some self confidence, not because of how you look - but because you have successfully taken control of your own body in a positive way.

Start writing your problems down in a list, then writing solutions to every problem - with simple, logical, step by step instructions.
Then follow the instructions for each one until it is done with, and move onto the next.

It works. Just do it.
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>>613816771
My father's father died of brain tumor. He died slowly and painfully.
My father has got two brain tumors removed, is a shipwreck of a person now. Walking around a blown up nuclear reactor does not make you healthier.
As a kid I was checked every year for anomalies because radiation. Nothing serious has been found so far. Just fucked up vision, digestive system, and blood vessels.
I think I'd better keep browsing /b
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32
blacksmith
55 to 60k a yr
Been married once to a pshyco whore but man she knew how to fuck.
Live in a condo.
Have 2 cars. One a old pos work car and the other a 2013 mustang gt.

Have to say after reading this thread, I'm kinda happy with where I'm at
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>>613815415
I remember what happened when i talked to girls after a 6 year relationship. It was a DISASTER. The worst part is a I thought I was doing okay. My brother had to break it to me that I was being an enormous fagget. And I'm a normal guy who had all the right experiences at all the proper time frames.

So I can imagine it can be dangerous to send a neet/sperg out into the world.
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>>613817945
I had a daydream about what exactly a Main tin ace is, and it was glorious. Seriously, ripped right out of a miyazaki movie.
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>>613816730
even harder than USA. Same goes for Australia and NZ.
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>>613816578
They will never get a quality girl. Just abusive teases and young girls looking for a fuck.
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>put my arm around a girl I like
>she leans her head against me
still virgin but the good feels mane
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21, just got a job in a country wonderful pub in England.

Love a girl with Borderline Personality Disorder. I feel I make progress and then some shit happens and it feels like I'm going backwards. I'm not totally pocket-spaghetti tier, with women, but shit is complicated and it feels like I'm going nowhere, despite her telling me she likes me too. It's getting me down, honestly.

Other than that? Getting into Rally Driving. Hoping to enter the Finnish Rally next year, but I feel like I've never be good enough,
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>>613816918
>mostly vegetables
>LEAN MEAT

kek

Eat mostly meat, and vegetables as needed
Eat no sugar.
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>>613813748
I seem to have a habit of friend zoning girls who are interested in me.

I realise I'm doing it, I don't want to give them false illusions, but I like hanging around with them.

Been in the friendzone myself before - dunno what this post is about.
Perhaps I should be more of a man and just fuck them anyway, then cut all contact with them immediately afterwards. Hopefully leaving a good proportion of them pregnant. Need to leave something on this planet.
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>>613813922
not having a gf and being a virgin re indeed good reasons to be suicidal you clueless fuck.
They often hint at much deeper problems such as complete loneliness, dissatisfaction, apathy, depression.
People are not virgins and kissless at 30 just because. The issues are much, much deeper than "normies" would every understand. And yes, it's unbearable.

I've had close to no human contact for the last year, and zero girl contact for at least the last 3 years.
"Fortunately" my job is EXTREMELY stressful and demanding and it sucked me of all emotion, will and care. I'm not eating, I'm not sleeping, I drink daily, I hate reckless rists, even small things such s crossing the street without bothering to look either way.
I barely talk to anyone... well, to be honest, I only really respond, never start a conversation myself.

I'm 23, no girlfriend and virgin obviously.
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>>613807859
18, have gf (she was/has been my first kiss and everything after) virgin, but because she wants to wait.
still get oral on the regular tho.
faggots
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>>613817377
>First girl I loved, yeah
You know what they say, the first cut is the deepest. But you'll manage I'm 100% confident in it. It's easier to sort it out now, so you can start coping, than to drag it on and suffer throughout the entire duration.

Best of luck. And you can always turn to /b/ if you feel like you're stuck or can't cope; we'll listen. I sure as hell will.
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>>613818049
He needs to practise somehow. I don't mean try to chat them up, but have conversations with them.

The first dozen conversations might only be a few words long - but he'll improve dramatically.

Aside from that, from reading your two posts, I like how you are, nice form of honesty you have.
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>>613807859
How the fuck am I supposed to one up that?
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>>613807859
im 24 yr old, living at parent's house, no job, but at least ive got:

>college degree
>had plenty of sex and meaningful relationships in HS
>decent childhood w/ a neighborhood best friend who I am still good friends with.

Ty for helping me feel good about myself OP, I needed it. Sorry tho, :( at least in comparison you are helping others with their perceptions of themselves.
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>>613807859
Tbh my /b/ro, I've had plenty of sex with a variety of women and it's not all that it's cracked up to be.
I LOVE pussy but it's not something that if I couldn't get it, I'd be depressed.
Honestly, I'm social awkward and found a way to make it work. a sense of humor will ALWAYS get you into a girls pants, jus develop one of those and you're golden, ponyboy!
But srsly, chin up faggot, don't let yourself get to down
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>>613807859
im male 18 years old fucked loads of bitches already, have a perfect body and my face isnt bad at all. im typing this while i should be studing for school my grades are the best of the class and all this i do without any effort.
i love my live my girlfriend my rich white family and my new car.
! :)

>you never be me
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>>613817994
are you from ukraine?
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>>613818779
Thanks bro.
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>>613818373
>mostly meat
lol

Eat mostly sugar, and lard as required
Don't eat any vegetables.
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>>613818586
Why do you need a job that makes you a walking zombie?
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>>613818859
your fall will be legendary
remember this post when it happens
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>>613817616
>I have to wait until next weekend to get laid

Oh no boo fucking hoo. You know what? Of all the super sad stories I've seen on this board yours is the mosty tear-jerking. I haven't cried like that ever in my life after seeing your post!
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>>613818859
But are you happy?
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i had lost my virginity yesterday... i couldnt stay hard
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27.
no job.
sell drugs.
gf that have me herps.
baby on the way, 2 months til shes here.
in college, shitty lib arts degree.
have to move before shes born.
nowhere to go.

stressed to the max, /b/.
just wanna shoot myself.
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>>613818859
You're going to have a very rough second half of your life. Good luck, bro.
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>>613818777
fuck you but must congratulate on trips
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>>613819175
ok
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>>613807859
I can one up that. I've masturbated so hard before so many times to one video all in a single day that I got a ring of pimples around the shaft of my dick. Couldn't fap for days after that.
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We should make a section where people that feel empty in life can meet each other.
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>>613818818
>>613818859
We've got some fine cancer here
> keep spreading it
you piece of shit :^)
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Jesus fucking Christ, are you guys serious? Crying because you are virgin or never have been kissed before? Try being homeless like I did because you didn't had money to pay your house, try living in a country where to get a job is like a miracle... and then you can complain about girlfriends.

also, read pic related, it helped me and will help you all
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>>613819086
don't worry anon.
Nerves can get to you! When you find the right chemistry and attraction it will stay hard.
If you still have trouble, you need to cut out porn and jerking it every day.
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>>613819324
k
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Has anyone else ever imagined themselves with cancer? Like something terminal that they would 1 year left to live, hoping that it would make a difference in their lives.
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>23
>full time factory job
>live in bachelor apt
>no complaints about $$
>bike and walk everywhere to stay healthy
>am still virgin, have hugged kissed talked to many girls
>get told am good looking on a regular basis
so heres the bad part
>had to move away from friends ect last year
>alone in small town, abused as a child , so anxiety is an issue
>little self confidence
>always seem to push people away by acting like a needy faggot, only because Im terrified of being alone any longer
I guess im not completely a lost cause. I do have goals and aspirations. Beginning to hang out with people at work, and have slowed way down on weed consumption as some anons suggested. Im on the mend /b/
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>21
>sexed 12 grills
>live on my own
>work 65+ hours a week
>amazing social life outside of working my whole week away.
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27, a job with a wage I can't complain about living with parents because job requires traveling to places every other week, not kissless but a virgin non the less because I was too damn nervous to get it up when she wanted me. God damn it.
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36 fat bald and ugly...good job hot and horny wife 6 kids-life is all about balance
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>>613817169
Are you sure that you're not just afraid to open up, in case you'll get hurt? So you put up barriers and don't allow yourself to truly value them?
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>>613818859
Well I hope you're not studying philosophy, because the realization that everything you have is entirely due to the accident of birth, that you've achieved nothing on your own, is probably gonna weigh pretty heavily later on.
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>>613819086
dont feel bad bro, that happened my first time too.

>freshman yr
>me and super hot but super crazy chick date
>gonna lose virginity
>shes got awesome tits but im too nervous and cant stay hard
>she doesnt mind and actually thinks its her fault


I realized I just have to be comfortable with the girl, as beta as that sounds.

I was actually kinda intimidated of my next gf but was super hard for her. We just had to ease into it and it was natural. If you guys go from couch kissing to HXC BANGING ORGASMSS YEEAAAAH you might get nervous
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>people say to use apps like tinder
>I've seen too many things
>strong aversion to anything social media related (muh botnet)
>I can either keep my beliefs and be a autistic gentooman or fuck bitches
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>>613819912
Like how your "hot" wife balances on other dudes dicks?
Life is about not being whatever you are.
I'm sorry you kids have a dad that spends his evenings on /b/. Literally what?
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>>613817287
wow you made me feel better, thanks for that, but fuuuck dude thats just fucked
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>>613819834
am also getting some downtime soon, so im thinking of volunteering at the local museum to meet some people and keep myself from becoming a shut in.
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>>613820088
this
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>>613819086
this is exactly the right response >>613819440

Don't worry about it at all dude, will take some practise - focus on the sensations, don't think about it, imagine your penis as another finger and kind of 'feel' through it like that. It will take your mind off bullshit and allow you to feel the sensations instead.

Also, stop fapping for some weeks/months and stop porn permanently - first week or two is difficult, after that it becomes easy.

In the future, just fap using your fantasy to a first person perspective of having sex with your girlfriend or a girl you know in life.

I had this when I started out some years ago - practising sex and dropping porn (and fapping for a while) solved it.
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>>613820088
das it mane
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>>613817012
I'm not mad, just curious why you're ashamed to list any of your shortcomings.
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>>613819908
can relate anon. can definitely relate. Maybe try Viagra? or try a 5 6/10 so you don't feel as intimidated your first few times? you can always upgrade later.
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>>613817287
Jesus dude, not to kick a dead horse and all, but you kinda just jumped on the train straight to "completely fuckurselfville". Instead of wanting to hurt yourself, and even worse, some random human being, why don't you just live without rules (barring others harm now, don't get nuts) and just decide ur gonna start being the decimator of depression, or the bitch slapper of boohoo'in, and just go FUCK SHIT UP. Go do an epic dose of LSD, schedule an open house appt for some badass million dollar home, and smoke some buds laced with dust right before then, leave ur phone record the entire event. Find a legit feminist on tumblr or something, and go fucking rupture a dumb cunts ovary. Coat ur dick in axle grease, and go bareback some nasty hookers, name it "Penzoiling". I do stupid crazy shit lands me in jail prolly 2 or 3 times every few years, and I fuckin love life. I would ANNIHILATE life if I didn't give a shit. And plus, the whole hairy boob thing, I bet if u could make cash with them puppies bro. Ten bux says if you took ur shirt off, clenched two fists together, and bent 90 degrees at the waist, you'd have a pair of fucking HILARIOUS saggy gorilla tits that couldn't keep a straight face on ANYONE. That prolly be a fucking insta-classic right there.
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>>613819912
>has a family, job, kids
>visits 4chan

At least my dad doesn't browse 4chan to convince internet peeps that his "hot n horny wife" is still in love with a "fat bald ugly 36 yr old man"

get ready for the divorce papers and identity crisis

your wife isn't happy
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if you've got the looks the world's asshole is open for you
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>>613818044
Blacksmithing sounds pretty badass
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18 year old highschool dropout, parents are dead, make money by selling weed to middle schoolers, at least im not a virgin
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Are you the supreme gentleman
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>>613819044
Because I need the money to pay for my studies in order to change my field and work a job that is not sucking me of all the will to live.

in other words, I need this job to get another job
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>>613807859
INB4 THIS THREAD WAS CREATED BY THE NSA TO CONVINCE US OUR LIVES ARE OK AND WE DONT NEED TO DIVERT FROM OUR SUGAR-FUELED, CLICKBAIT LIVES

JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS

IF YOU ARE ABOVE 30 IN THIS THREAD YOUVE LOST AT LIFE, SORRY
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>24
>15k in savings
> IT field tech, growing my education
>no college
>good amount of friends both in and outside of work
>single for 6 months, but have a fwb
>smoke weed almost everyday
>play vidya
>study for certs
>go out every weekend

I still feel down, idk why, kinda want to do something else other than the 9-5. I feel like my life is just a record on repeat. Anyone feel the same?
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>>613809471
pretty cool,actually
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>>613816052
people who type "sigh" should kill themselves.

good luck
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>>613820720
>I bet if u could make cash with them puppies bro
>>
Hint: Craigslist

It might take a while since most of it is spam, but you can find some older women on there willing to sleep with you. Younger women are less common, but still a possibility.
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>>613814875
I swear to god it really did change me alot and made me more social. For being such a funny movie, it has a really good message
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>>613821369
Challenge yourself.
Do things outside of your comfort zone.

Having a 'good life' on paper isn't enough to certify happiness.
Find out what your weaknesses are, improve them. The more difficult it is, the more rewarding it will be.
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>>613821296
This and only this
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>>613808273
That's how I used to be, but honestly, just fake it. Fake being confident. It's so easy, and it works 100% of the time.
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>>613821369
>no college
>IT guy
>smokes weed everyday

you sir, are a stereotype. that might be why you feel down
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>>613817287
>>613817590
No, he should join ISIS, then go on a rampage from within
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>>613821560
true. And Zooey Deschanel is so fucking adorable. That's also a plus.
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>>613807859
Its ok bro, animated porn is becoming super common, plus we are programmed to be attracted to symmetrical faces and every Disney face is symmetrical/beautiful unless intentionally not so
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>>613821369
trying sucking a guys cock and swallow the cum, your probably a faggot and dont know it yet.
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>>613815234
What's this from
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im white

..

so thats a big plus
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>>613814875
>>613816555
>>613821560
Wow that movie changed my life too, glad to know it wasn't just a phase I was going through, putting that movie on a pedestal. But if you take the right message from it allows you to teach yourself how to entertain yourself and be open to other people's worlds.
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>>613807859
>23
>last semester of medschool
>hot skinny gf
>several close friends (help you bury a corpse in the woods close)
>rich parents hooking me up with large inner city apartment
>starting job as physician this june
>depression for 10years but seems to be getting better

life is pretty good
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>>613822589
You can't have depression and say that the life is good. It's not a depression then, it's just a moderate discomfort from not knowing what else you need from life.
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>>613819068
Thank you for your sympathy, 4 days feels like ages
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>>613814508
Hanno ragione i tuoi, se non hai top grades molla med, non vai da nessuna parte (non trovi la spec)
Dove btw?
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Advice to everyone in this thread:
LOWER YOUR STANDARDS!
If you have gone this long without any sexual contact with a female, you very likely not worthy of the women you are trying to achieve. Set your sights low (fatties, 2/10's, amputees) and you'll be amazed how far you can get.
Added bonus:
This can potentially raise your confidence and allow you to mate with higher ranking females.
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>>613822589
After you've graduated and got a place to live, do what you really want to do with your life.

If you are truly passionate about your physician career then obviously I'm wrong, but it seems lots of rich families sending their kids into the typical professions takes a toll on the kid.
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>>613809783
this
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19
virgin, hand-heldless, kissless
fat 290lb monster
no job, keep dodging the subject when parents ask me to get one

want to change but can't find the motivation and keep blaming my parents for shitty upbringing to justify my lifestyle
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>>613822589
>depression for 10 years
>life is pretty good

So are you manically depressed, or insane?
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>>613818211
Try Scandinavia, I don't really know anything about the working conditions for doctors though.
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>>613820269
>>613820548
The worst part is, both my siblings have been in relationships while I have been in exactly 0
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>>613823292
Yes! Lower your standards! Landwhales need reproduction too!
Fuck off. I'd rather die virgin rather than end up fucking a blob of fat.
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>>613807859
>20
>kissless virgin
> dropped out of high school due to anxiety and depression
>spent the last 6 years in my room (as a super introvert,i kinda enjoyed it,though) the few times i leave home are mostly to go to the psychiatrist appointments
>no job
>no prospective of a future job,cause i'm in italy and here even finding a job at mcdonalds is difficult as fuck
>very high chanches i have a severe and possibly fatal genetic condition that could kill me at any moment.
>>
Got forced today. Officialy Ex law enforcement tomorrow
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>>613823719
Fucking fired. Not forced
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>>613822589
> last semester of medschool
> hot gf
> good friends
> rich parents
> depression
don't be a nigger
being a whiny bitch about some shit doesn't make you depressed
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>>613823292
Wise words.
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>>613823819
any reason they disclosed?
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>>613823697
And that's why you WILL die a virgin
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>>613823512
You don't want to change. That's why you don't have the motivation. It's like, I would not mind changing, but I don't want to put any efforts in it. Stop lying to yourself. Your life is not that bad if you don't want to change.
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>>613819057
>>613819184
>>613819427
>>613819917
>>613819085
Ah my older /b/ros i know you are a little bit angry now but just accept that life isn't fair:) I have all the good that you could have in this Earth and you.. youbhave nothing.. sucks doesnt it? well can't help it I would like to "share" or "donate" some of my luck but i just can't.. And guys do you already know that you never be truly happy becouse you will remember me and know i'm doing better or anyother normal person.. well feeling bad for you!

>keep working hard maybe uou achieve something ones
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>>613823991
Human error. My side.. But wasn't allowed to clarify why I did it.. Feels like I wanted 7 years of my life now
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>>613807859

>32
>complete virgin; never so much as touched a woman other than by accident
>fired from my last 2 jobs at fast food joints
>fat as fucking shit. I haven't weighed myself in years but I must be closing in on 400 pounds
>tiny 6 inch dick

Kill me
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>>613823835
>>613822589
forgot to add
> depression
> life is pretty good
you are fucking lucky that you don't have real depression
if you cried that daddy didn't buy you a car and fucked you afterwards in the backseat won't make you depressed you fucking faggot
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>>613823292
lel you actually think everyone in this thread's problem is because their standards are too high? you need to imagine people who are absolutely frightened to even make contact with a girl, no matter what standard. your advice doesn't apply.
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>>613822589
If this isn't a complete and total fucking fantasy, you mean you start fucking RESIDENT INTERN, which is assume is what you meant by "job" hehehe as a physician. And no, life is going to start to suck more dick than elton john at that point. Which is fucking awesome.
But, bait anyway. Luck n Stuff Dr. Faggot Puff. MD.
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>>613824072
Still better than in one room with Jabba the Hutt.
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Oh hey, guys.

>21
>kissless virgin
>not ugly or fat though
>live with mom
>social problems
>hate going out in public
>not even seeking job
>have only had two jobs, both dishwashing
>both only lasted a couple months
>first one I quit due to depression
>second one I got fired
>smoke weed, play vidya, browse 4chan, fap to cp
>everyday
>hate myself
>know the steps to change but take none
>started seeing counselor but not sure if I'm going anymore
>just another person to disappoint with my shittiness
>why am I like this?
>how the fuck do I change?
>giving up hope
>i want to die
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21 not virgin live with parents 33k yr
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>>613824132
so, you're addicted to heroin, right? or pills. Addicts always like to distinguish the HUUUGE difference between the two. Then they go online to brag about their rich, disappointed parents.

:) good luck dying lonely with a full wallet, the universe will be unbiased
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>>613824132
shitty b8.
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>>613822589
then you have no fucking idea what depression is
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>>613824151
So what did you do? Shot a nigger?
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6 inch dick not bad, i dont see why you are complaining.
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>>613818859
2/5 trell you know how to touch the internet my friend
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>>613824174
If your dick looks small because it's buried underneath 400bls of failure.
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>>613824174
If it makes you feel better, I have a 5 inch dick.
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>>613824900
ayy lmao
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>>613824751
no pills just luck:)
>good luck dying with not even a wallet
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>>613824521
>just another person to disappoint with my shittiness
It's a shrink, it's his job. I highly doubt you're disappointing him. If anything he just benefits from your misery.

See it as a form of symbiosis.
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>>613824329
That may be so, I only read the OP and assumed it would be applicable to someone. In any case, you have to start somewhere, and ugly bitches is probably a best bet.
>>613824406
I'm very aware that these are not desirable human beings by any stretch of the imagination, but neither are you. If you still won't just close your eyes and drop a fat load in some bitch's snatch, well it' no skin off my bones.
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>>613824960
Mine is 6.5, 7 on a good day. I've convinced myself its the perfect length because I can fuck big and small vaginas but really 9 inchers with an average girth are the perfect size
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>>613807859
21, have a good job, get payed 3,5K a month, live in my own house, but I'm ugly as fuck, so no gf. Fuck me, right?
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>>613817169
This is a defense mechanism because of feeling insecure. you're not actually a sociopath, you're just so afraid of rejection that you trick yourself into believing that you don't care about the people you emotionally invest in.
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>>613817159
Fuck man that burns, but you're right.
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>>613807859
I'm not gonna top this out at least now.
21, sexualkissless virgin, no job, living with parents, fatass, thinning hair, no friends.

The thing is I could achieve pretty much anything above and I've been a higher tier person before but I don't want to achieve anything "of value". I lost all my motivation.
I simply don't think there's anything more to life and don't want to commit to generate a false sense( i.e gf/ child/ job etc.).
I'm a big walking failure waiting for nobody knows what.
I'm semicomfortable being a hermit.
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>19
>Bilateral Hip Dysplasia (Cant walk more than 30 mins without my hips becoming super painful)
>Virgin, high school dropout
>Cant even smoke weed cause my anxiety becomes too much
>Very intelligent, just no common sense/motivation

Am recently changing my mindset, getting my GED, and trying to wedge my way into medical school at some point in the future.

Anything is possible, /b/ros. I tell myself if I can do it, anyone can.
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>>613825139
>diverting the answer
>answering to the wrong reply
>insecure on the internet

lmfao I've already won. You have all those things but still so insecure.

Cya later bud, good luck with whatever crippling addiction you DO have
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>>613814289
I only wish i could make 33k€/y... Engineering master's here... Italy is such a sad place (for working) that on newspapers journalists celebrate our low labor cost (i mean engineering workforce) who earns 50% less than other EU countries...
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I'm in the purgatory between two different social worlds
>spend all of my free time in front of my computer
>go to parties once in a while and not a complete idiot with girls
>I don't like how my situation is atm
>I'm confused about my sexuality. I don't want to suck a dick, but there's something compelling about dick I don't understand
>sexed once, though fingered a couple other girls
>I'm confused about girls that like me
>girls I feel are worth my time, I friendzone
>girls who really just play me, catches me completely
>I'm confused about what my ACTUAL problem is in this world
>sometimes I'm depressed
>sometimes I'm hyped
>fuck everything, though I've sworn to myself never to kill myself
>see no final goal in my life..

help /b/
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>>613825880
sounds like someone who smokes a lot of weed but doesn't think it's affecting his life that much
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>>613807859
22, studying computer science at one of the best universities in the world, have girlfriend, but can't hold job because of amount of university work I have to do
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>>613826486
Oh and I forgot I fucking hate the people I'm living with, they are slobs
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>>613823512
Alright - you're 19. You've got lots of time, but now is the time to get started. 290 pounds is overweight but not insane - you could lose a lot this year.

Here's the thing. You've conditioned yourself to crave instant gratification. That makes doing anything long term like losing weight really fucking difficult.

You said you can't find the motivation. You never will, motivation is complete bullshit. It comes and goes, it's not under your control.

Start building habits with baby steps. If you need to exercise, find a workout plan you can manage in your room without special equipment. That'll help you avoid any self-consiousness about doing stuff in public. Then on week 1, do just the first exercise in that workout plan once. So if it says do 10 sit-ups, you're gonna do 1 sit-up. Every week up the game slightly, do a bit more of the workout. All you're doing is building a habit, the results will come later.

Make a habit tracking chart and put exercise down as one of the habits. Every day you do that habit you get a green sticker. Sounds childish but I know millionaires who still use this tool - it works. Your goal is to not break the chain, you want to get a green sticker for every single say.

Finally, get some accountability. Set stakes for a months work. If you don't do the habit every day for a month, you have to donate money to a charity you hate. Sites like Stickk are great for this. You'll need an accountability partner who will keep track of the goal and order you to pay of you dont manage it.

This is just the start - using these techniques you can set up your life to do anything you want.

Good luck.
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>>613826214
as males, we see dicks and we feel a sort of "competition". When we see a good-looking dick (better than ours specifically) we feel the need to compete and often that leads to slight sexual arousal.

you just sound like a typical teen actually. chill out bro. Find some role models and don't be ashamed of borrowing from others style/life/interests to feel complete yourself.
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>>613824521
Im the same bro, only difference I have a GF but she constantly fucks other guys oh and no cp
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>>613826360
I've never done drugs.

During my HS I was a very promising individual. People kinda liked me, especially adults because being an eloquent A student, that's modest, honest and good for people is a pretty sight I suppose.
I don't know when it' happened but I've lost any drive. Something'd burned out, died out.

I'm a husk of my former self and it's sad when I think about it. Probably it was my(?) ambition that's killed the cat.
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>>613826968
decent advice bro but his problem is that he cant read half your post without getting bored and instantly finding something to cure his boredom.

People literally need to teach themselves how to have fun, entertain themselves. All his stimulation is external. Its a whole mindset-shift that needs to take place
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>>613826214
I'm a mirror image bro I know how you feel.
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>>613827370
Then she's not your gf, bro.
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>>613823320
yeah I don't really find it that rewarding tbh but I guess I'll see as I go on, if I dispise it i guess I'll just find something else. A lot of specializations to choose from

>>613822953
>>613823531
>>613824318
>>613824751
was depressed -> better now
don't get your panties all bundled up

>>613823835
if you think you can't be depressed despite having those things you are sorely mistaken, as i said though i'm better now

>>613824375
it will work itself out
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>>613807859
>30 years old
>lives at home
>have job so I'm good with money
>kissless
>handless
>hugless
>Ask my work crush to an event
>she ends up going with me
>swooped up by an alpha at the event
>makes out with him in front of my while her eyes lock on to mine.
>they go home together

Should I kill myself or wait for another opportunity with another chick
>>
you win by a mile op, sowwy
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>>613827714
she doesn't know that I know that she sleeps with others if I end it with her then I'm pretty much on my own
>>
I am this tall strong good looking guy, had a bunch of girls in my life and I'm doing great. All this came to me just because I look good. To be honest I enjoy all the priviliges i have because of it! and ofcourse the feeling that girls are atracted to me.

Here comes the fun

>you are goodlooking or not and it will never change,
>the is no life after this one were you will be goodlooking nor happy

imagine that you are the person that everybody adores and every girl want to fuck that you and now know you will never be him.

>the only reason you are not killing yourself is because you are afraid.
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>>613813907
What're you talking about dude?
>just came back from Ukraine a few weeks ago.
>curious about that shit.
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>>613827555
If you live in the US like me it's common to feel so hopeless.

>Our school systems ONLY care about standardized test scores
>Our teachers are only there as a Plan B job
>Our politicans are the most corrupt they've ever been
>Our parents blame their own children for the way they turned out (blaming it on phones, video games, etc)
>Our 24 hour for-profit news stations often report sensationalized, fluff news that stands on NO ground

We're all here with you man. Find something that makes you happy.

AND VOTE
>>
>no father, havn't seen him since i was 1-2yo so I cant remember him, but my family says hes a cunt anyways
>mum got with my stepdad when i was 10, but he was pretty beta so i never learned how to man the fuck up
>got sent to his old private highschool which was boys only
>lost contact with all female friends and only had male friends
>fast forward to 18 school was over
>get a job that paid well for what it required and started going to tafe (community college)
>4-5months into the job something triggered a panic attack that causes me to feel like i had to constantly piss/busting to piss
>my job as a check out bitch made me feel trapped and increased this stress
>eventually I couldnt even ride the bus to Tafe as a result of it being an hour trip and again i felt trapped
>doctor gave me "panic attack/anxiety meds" that had the sideeffect of making me drowsy
>they didnt really do shit to my panic attacks so I was taking more than I was prescribed
>couldnt concentrate in class as a result so failed a course
>between being tied as fuck and having a voice in your head saying "better go take a piss or youll piss your pants" outside life was hell
>kept withdrawing further and further from the outside world
>dropped out of tafe to work more hours at work, but it wasnt stuck at a checkout anymore so it was better but still hell
>after 3 years of working I couldnt take it any more
>quit my job
>slowly got better with everything as there wasnt stress at home
>now looking for work as im much better
>23yo kissless virgin living with parent

>i literally have no idea how to talk to women
>ive never had a father figure to learn from and as a result i took separate parts of different men's personalities from around my childhood

pretty much the only reason I don't kill myself if because I refuse to let my little brother to grow up to be a failure like me
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>>613826070
this is my addiction making fags like u rage:)
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>>613827717
>rich family, graduating medschool
>cant spell despise

hmmmmmmmmm
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>>613807859

>20, almost 21 y/o eurofag
>had a job for a 6 months, 400$/month, got fired because lazy and can't work properly with tools
>living with my family, hasn't been truly looking for work last 5 months, just gaming and fapping
>never kissed a girl
>slightly overweight
>whenever i try to do some actual stuff i always stumble and fail at some point

Though my family loves me, so I gotta keep trying again, heck I might be of use someday.

Also, tried my luck on Omegle, and found an actual girl with timestamp who wanted to fuck in relatively short time; then when I showed my pic to her, her connection must've crashed somehow suddenly

Maybe one day, /b/ros. It might happen.
>>
Might as well give my 2 cents.
>19
>In college
>Hate it
>A couple people know I exist but don't talk to me much.
>Afraid to initiate social contact
>Kissless Virgin
>Jealousy problems
>No motivation to do anything
>play vidya for escaping reality
>Slowly not working anymore
>Live with my parents whom I have a good relationship with (the only really good thing I have going)
>Don't do drugs because afraid to reach out to find some
>I still love her even though she stopped talking to me
>Therapy has helped only a tiny amount
>Don't know what to do with myself so I browse /b/
How fucked am I?
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>>613828133
also i get dubs
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>>613828481
>misspell one letter in second language on shitposting imageboard
>make huge deal out of it
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>>613807859
fuck it. u guise gonna b mad.
>come from a wealthy family, but parents actually came from nothing and knew their shit in raising me. was never handed anything, very strict upbringing
>excelled in school, uni, went on to do pretty well in law school. Currently I am an attorney that makes a pretty good living.
>Lucked out in life in almost every possible way: good genes, fast metabolism, excellent figure, 7.5 inch cock, sociable, likeable. I've lost count of how many girls I've fucked/ relationships I've been in.
>Do have shortcomings though: some substance abuse issues, I am very intelligent but have ADD, so I lack focus on work and when I was in school. Probably didn't reach my potential, but it was also by sheer willpower that I even got to where I am.
>Currently in a relationship w/ a beautiful Asian girl. The look of despair some of the autist/weeabos give me when I walk past them w/ her is almost enough to make me feel bad for you guys. Almost.
>>
>>613828291
You are a good man sir. Good luck!
>>
>>613827803
And just how the fuck did you bitch out so bad you let some other swing dick snag ur fuckin piece dude? You literally bury ur head in the sand and hope he would be gone when u came up for air? Damn, fucker started encroaching on ur potential shit dude, why didn't you throw out the "aint gonna tolerate but a few seconds of this horseshit" lazer eyes? That didn't work, if making him look like fuckin dumb aint ur thing, then for god sakes fuckin say something. "Hey chief, mind proceeding ur ass out the zone I got occupied with my lady friend here".
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>>613827624
You're probably right. Hopefully someone in this thread cares enough to read through.

I was in a similar space a few years back. For me it took finding a goal I cared about and learning everything I could to get past my own bullshit.

Now I'm running a business from home that makes me $5K a month, I'm much fitter and I have an awesome girlfriend. I sti struggle with my head, have days I dont want to get out of bed for hours and weeks I become a complete slob again. But it doesn't stop me for nearly as long as it once did, and I get shit done in spite of that.
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Full time job
Live with 8/10 gf
She makes roughly 50k usd more than me a year
I pay no rent
Attractive
nice hair
clean
Woman like me
I'm fun to be around
My coworkers like me
>still as unhappy as basement dweller virgin neckbeards
>>
>>613828875
what's your first?
>>
>21
>complete turbovirgin
>have a job that I hate
>living with my parents
>have had social anxiety all my life, depression the last few years

There is literally no hope for me.
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>>613807859
I get very tiny to 0 orgasm.
I'm 7inches long, over 5 inches thick. Have a decent stamina and no health problems. No previous drug history.
Sometimes I get a libido rush when thinking/watching at some fine women.

Maybe I need a real stimuli from a woman, but I don't think it will help. It was always like that. No wonder I do not seek a human contact when I feel so little and so rarely.
>>
Fuck it, I'm gonna go watch yesman.
>>
>>613829036
I like other successful people. I am a fit anon currently going to school, want to grab drinks sometime anon?
>>
ok,i'm going to say a thing maybe a bit gay,but...i actually don't care about losing physical virginity as much as having a deep meaningful sentimental relationship with a girl.
>>
>>613829066
I felt too depressed to think about it. Jerked to it later that night... I might have a problem
>>
my biggest advice to anyone in this situation... didn't lose my v until 27

>> exercise daily. even just walking for a couple of hours. you can do it while listening to ipod while stoned
>> practice a hobby or an instrument daily for 30 mins to 2 hours.

your being out of the house that long, and accomplishments made by both of the above will at least afford you more interest from the ladies.

(from 33 yo different guy than before)
>>
>>613829306
There is hope for every one of you dumb little fuckers who actually wanna do some work, get ur life rating vastly improved, and can learn and listen from people and mistakes you make.
There is every hope for you, you little cry baby. You gonna get some moxy and actually do some shit to make it better tho? I kinda doubt it.
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