Mother & Son 2
well I don't have mother issue's but I think the reason I'm so into this is because All the women in my life that weren't absolute fucking retarded were either my mom, or over 40. So I just ended up with this unconscious associations that young women are usually dipshits and older ones are better (more mature might be a better word idk) That's just me though probably a lot of reasons why people like ss
Well my mum's fat and ugly, so I'm not attracted to her, not that I'd have a problem with being attracted to her if she wasn't, I'm 20 and I still have a crush on my sister. Apparently I don't have the thing in my mind that makes me naturally feel like incest is wrong, I seem to be able to be attracted to my family just as easily as anyone else.
I find these images hot because I think they're cute.
yeah the security aspect of it is a big appeal. I can't speak for anyone else but at least for me I was always viewed as the super responsible friend in my age group. Everyone always depended on me for planing activities and making sure everything goes well, and that everyone shows up for our plans. And that is really tiresome, it's not bad, but tiresome. And it's nice to imagine someone else, someone older and more comforting taking charge for just a little bit, making me feel safe.
But again that's just my reason, there is definitely a lot of reasons to love ss.
I've read somewhere that subconscious odor stimuli have something to do with this.
If you've stayed close to your mother for your whole childhood, you may not have incest thoughts.
While if she (for example) worked away from the house and you saw her rarely, it could lead to you having a sexual attraction to her.
Supposedly, this is because by staying with her a lot, her smell became imprinted in your brain as "this is your mother, don't fuck her"
If I find the source I'll definetely link it. Whether it's bullshit or not, it's an interesting read indeed.
This is very intresting to me personally because of two things.
1. I was constantly around my mother, still am when I get the chance
2. I have congenital Anosmia (I don't have a sense of smell)
So that could be one reason I love my mother so much.
Also it's really frustrating when people try to describe smells to me I just don't understand what they are. I guess it would be like trying to describe colors to a blind person.
this is a bit off topic but was it Gundam SEED that had the redheaded captain or was that 00?
When I was younger I was good at smelling things. I could tell what a person had been eating by their breath.
All in all though, it's not that big of a deal if you don't have it.
that's sounds like my younger brother, he has one of the most precise sense of smells I've ever seen. And yeah most people say it doesn't matter that much.
It does effect my taste for sure though, I love eating Blue Cheese and onions and garlic and peppers. Especially blue cheese I eat that by itself by the plateful. apparently smells like feet though.
>I have congenital Anosmia (I don't have a sense of smell)
Nigga, how do you operate? How do you know if something smells nice or bad? If anyone farted? What about the taste of stuff? Smell apparently plays a big role there too?
Some tough shit.
It's tough sometimes, Like I have to ask people if I smell or if my breath stinks. And I'm always putting on deodorant because I'm paranoid I smell bad. And yeah taste is all kinds of fucked up. I love food that smells bad like cheese and onions and garlic. I also love savory food. but most food taste bland to me, so I end up putting mustard on almost anything so I can taste it.
But it's better than being blind or deaf, or something like that.
to treat all anons like bots is unfair, especially around 2-5 am when all the nice interesting people are on.
>I love food that smells bad like cheese and onions and garlic
That's probably because those have intensive taste to go in pair of the stench. Dunno.
And that bit about your bro's perfect smell. He could pursue a career in the smelling/tasting department. Guys with such a talent are hard to come by and are usually paid well.
>But it's better than being blind or deaf, or something like that.
I am thankful for being a social fuckup rather than physical one. But having this shit from the start would be less painful than losing it later. Shieeeet.
Anyone got any history with their cousins or sisters or something?
this was in the recent thread, any more of this? Tor anyone? Liek someone said
I had a migraine once, really glad I only had one so far in my life, that shit is the worst.
lol yeah like one of those useless superpowers
I know, I didn't even know I couldn't smell until I was like 11. I always thought people were making shit up about smells, like when people say they felt god or something, I thought it was just something you said but didn't really happen. Then I asked my mom about it and she ended up taking me to a doctor, cause it freaked her out. lol
no time zones correlating to how pleasant an anon is is a lot like asking how long Angel Diarrhea lasts
>It probably varies
yeah except he wants to be a park ranger lol. But I can't really say anything I'm a Bondsman (skip tracer/bounty hunter)
Angel Diarrhea? Cant say I've ever heard that before. Explain.
You and me, bro.
At elementary school I couldn't socialize that well because I was always asking the person sitting next to me just what the fuck was written on the blackboard.
Turns out I see better than the average person at close distances, but my sight for long distances is very ( and I mean -very- ) bad.
One of my middle school teachers caught on to my poor eyesight because I had trouble seeing things on the board as well. Funny how its one of those things someone else has to tell you.
stupid joke from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. During the Juggalo episode Shake is being made to act nice by the angel of a guy he killed and halfway through one of the nice acts he gets and I quote "a touch of angel Diarrhea" and leaves, so shake goes to frylock to ask how to get rid of him and in the process asks "how long does angel diarrhea last?"
It's a dumb show but I like watching it.
any thread without bananas is a good thread.
ikr postmodern humor is my guilty pleasure for comedy, I usually like more classical slapstick or impersonation like Charlie Chaplin or Peter Sellers, but goddamn I love ATHF
/ss/ threads have taught me that this is the patrician's fetish
also out of the fucking blue, but I've been reading this WW1 book between fap sessions tonight, amazing read, pic related
Does the show even get new seasons at this point? I watched it a lot when I was younger, great show, Carl da best.
330 AM here in the midwestern United States
looks interesting might read it later. I'm about halfway through a book about Diogenes and Cynicism right now. Man was as much genius as he was animal
3:20 a.m. in the great state of Arkansas.
Reminds me how I was "diagnosed" with colour-blindness. Mild case as I don't have any problems with perceiving colours, but you know the tests, right? The diagrams made from random coloured spots? Whatever, they're designed to pick up any problems and I simply never could solve those.
And there was a webcomic dealing with this stuff. Two guys arguing what colour was the other one's shirt, or something, red or blue. The other guy says blue and cuts the first one. Blood pours out and, surprise, it's blue as well. Thankfully, such shit never happened to me.
yeah but they change the name of the show every season for some reason idk why.
I know that feeling, I almost failed a depth perception test when I went through MEPS I just couldn't tell what circle looked more 3 dimensional than the others.
Color blindness sounds scary as fuck.
There was a thread on /v/ which turned into a discussion about this, and an anon posted a picture. This picture was divided in two parts: to the left, the photo of a garden. To the right there was the same photo, but it was like a color-blind person would have seen it.
It was all yellow and blue, very sad looking.
The shit hit the fan however when a guy replied and said "I see no difference in the two". Really blew my mind.
If you were born color blind, it's all you know and you don't really have any way of missing out on anything. You don't look at a scene and think "Oh man, something's missing there" you just have a different way of seeing
yeah that's kind of how I feel with smells, everyone always talks about how cool they are, and I do wish I could partake in that someday, but I've lived a fairly fulfilling life without out it. So to me it's just normal.
I found a pic in my folder that could be interesting
lost at murder sticks
fucking 10/10 post though.
yes pls! All I got is this, need more
Well if someone has someone they need found (skipped on an agreement, bail, credit card debt, divorce, etc..) I get called. most times it's easy, almost every dumb ass has a facebook, or google+ or twitter, or some kind of social media, and you would be surprised what details people leave in those, I also usually get Names and last known address and work address from my clients. Then it's a matter of tracking the mark down. however if someone really wants to be gone and is serious about it, then someone of my caliber and resources isn't likely to find them. But most people are idiots and It takes a week, Three weeks tops to find them. It's actually kind of boring, most people think it's like some kind of Liam Neeson movie, when it's more like an Andy Warhol movie.
your welcome, I actually feel like dumping a comic now. I have the one with the older lady at the pool, and the one where the older sisters friends come over to study which one do you guys want if anyone is still lurking?
I've cum at least 10 times because of these threads tonight
Have a decent reading list as reward
my balls ache slightly and my bed sings for me to lay my weary head, good night, and thank you, /b/astards.
Alright we got a dump commencing
idk but it is boring Bondsman work though, that can be tough.
It depends, Mainly on where you live.
Bond work is only legal in two countries the USA and the philippines. However it is banned in the states of Illinois Wisconsin Kentucky and Oregon. Then each state has it's own laws on how the issue licensing. I live and work out of Arkansas in the Fort Smith Metropolitan area. Arkansas bonding is really simple, all you have to have is 8 certified hours at a bailbondsman class, 100usd for the licensing fee, and to pass a test (really easy test) Then you can be licensed. After that you either have to have the capital to open up you own bond store, or work through contract with other bondsman's (that's what I do, you make less money but I have good flexibility on the jobs I choose to take)
lol that's my favorite post of the week.
how do you keep going?
i prefer to fap for like 2 hours and have an amazing release
np It's really fun when I'm at parties or a BBQ or whatever and people ask me what I do and I can say,
>oh you know I'm a bounty hunter.
most people get a kick out of that.
after a few loads I start shooting thinner and thinner till I get practically blanks
I've always had good endurance though, every chick I've ever been with has begged me to stop before I'm done with them
yeah I'm with this guy I got like 5-6 shots till I'm empty, but my cooldown is only like 10 to 20 mins. shits crazy.
I have no idea, I can't read Kanji, which has ruined many a doujin's for me but it's on 00 if you could get it translated.
alright let me go get a pickle real quick though, I'm really hungry I'll be right back here's an image to stall though.
So proud of this thread. I kept it going at the very beginning and y'all took it to a beautiful place.
not bad, she got the tired eyes, but not bad.
fuck no, I mean shit I wish Rin from Mnemosyne was mine. she's hot and old as shit.
No for some pool foolin around.
is it wrong if I want her to wear this around me?
have you learned nothing from these comics?! then you get to have sexy time, and suck on those amazing tits, I bet their sweet, and creamy, and milky. yum.
it's fucking rinko I doubt that would happen
yeah or wear nothing so you can get at her tits easier
I know, I don't know if I'm just in a bad place for women, but all the women in my area are fucktards, like damn, they don't have the good sense god gave them. Like shit I had to teach this female friend of mine how to do her taxes like 4 years ago, I thought I was going to strangle her dumbass.
That's all she wrote folks!
It's been great being with everyone I'm going to go rest up today and get ready to hunt minor criminals tomorrow.
well that's how I always pictured it I don't know anon, have enough imagination to make your own fantasies. Like damn, She's hot, she's older, and she's into/drawn with young boys, what more do you need.
Haven't watched that gundam so I got no Idea