People unsuccessfully performing basic tasks thread
>Sees this post in response to the similar previous post
>More than necessary excitement at what i expect to be a marvelous humor
OH MY GOD SHE POURED THE SODA!!! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK. FUCKING NORMIES POURING SODA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! (She didn't even spill it, everyone just flipped the fuck out)
Oh my fuck. My sides have mastered inter-dimensional travel.
>not cutting your bread with a door stop
>don't you hate it when there's a woman just waiting to have sex with you but you miss out because you can't get on the bed because you are a dog?
>THEN YOU NEED OUR DOG ESCALATOR 2015 AND YOU'LL NEVER SLEEP ALONE AGAIN
Because that's how the patriarchy wants women to be portrayed, white cis male scum