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gmorning /b/ro's. Ask a guy who went to a wedding last night

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gmorning /b/ro's. Ask a guy who went to a wedding last night and fucked the bride while her newborn husband was in the other room partying anything.
>pic related, its us (and the only pic i have, time-issues, we had to be quick)
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>>613380329
She married a baby?
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>>613380329

that's pretty low bro
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>>613380673
He is 24 i think.. I'm 32, she is 23
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Did she come to your mom's basement or did you have to actually go to the wedding?
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>had to be quick

Still took the time to get fully naked, you're a fuckin faggot op
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>>613380992
It was at the wedding...
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>fucked the bride while her newborn husband
ALL MY FUCKING WAT
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>>613380992
Overkek
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>>613381024
We are not naked, coincidence the pic shows no clothing
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>>613380992
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Do you prefer cats or dogs?
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>>613380329
Assuming you did fuck her, did you cum inside her and cuck her future husband? Also, how did this happen? How did it escalate?
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>>613381400
dogs, most def
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>>613380329
Not that I am convinced that picture is of you and her (it looks like it's familiar, like it's been shared on here before), but I'm curious what your responses might be. So, here are a few questions:

- Was this the first time you fucked her?
- Was her pussy tight?
- Did you cum inside her? Or on her/where?
- Who are you closer to: the bride or the groom?
- Are you worried about the groom finding out?
- Do you think the groom may suspect something between you and his now-wife?
- Do you think you will fuck her again?
- Do you like Eminem?
- Do you tip well (restaurants, bars, barber shops, etc.)?

Also, got any more pics?
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>>613380329
well, I mean how's her newborn husband to fuck her?
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I'm more interested in why she was marrying a newborn
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>>613381827
A few more:
- How did this come about? Did you pursue her?
- Is the ass as fat as it looks to be?
- Did you kiss her?
- Do you have a girlfriend or wife?
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>>613381624
shot in at her shithole.
She was drunk, I'm a coworker, always have had sexual tension at work, we were dancing, grabbed her ass a few times, she gave me a horny look, asked her she wanted more (for fun) and asked the same thing a few more times. near the ending of the party she came up to me, grabbed my ass and said: (quote) 'cmon, lets do it..'
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>>613380992
Top kek
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What was the weather like?
Was the food any good
Did you make any friends
Was the wedding at a nice place
Whats your favourite FOOTBALL team as in the real football not handegg shit
how often do you shave your pubes
do you smell your farts afterwards
how tall are you do you love your mom or dad more
what size shoes do you wear
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>>613382244
OP is faggot
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>>613382244
You don't need to put (quote) when you put what she said in quotes
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>>613381827
-yes
-yes
-No, on her ass
-her
-no
-no
-yes
-yes
-very
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>>613380329

if true how low can you go bro
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>>613380329
Are you considering changing your diet considering you are obese?
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>>613382141
-already asnwered
-hell no
-yes
-no
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Damn op has a tiny dick
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>>613382244
kek this whole thing smells like bullshit to me. Sorry OP but you are a faggot.
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>>613382445

Please answer most (if not all) of these questions
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>>613380329
How do you cope with having such a small dick?
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>>613382514
shut up, its pussy
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>>613382551
being so ignorant
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>>613380329
Do you normally fuck girls with 1/10 asses?
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>>613382685
not asking you to believe me
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>>613382877
Ignorant of healthy food and clean living?

Of course you are, it obvious from that picture. You should see a doctor about a weight loss program.

Maybe then you wouldn't have to get pity fucked by 2/10's
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>>613380329
Gotta be the worst ass I've seen. Looks like pacman got his mouth seen up *almost* the whole way
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>>613382937
No, we're just telling you that YOU, OP, are a faggot.
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>>613383152
KEK
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>>613382445
shitty
perfect
no
yes
NY Red Bulls?
once a week
no
5,3 both
9
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>>613382727
still fucked a bride on her own wedding with it
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Fuck this queer shit. Spiderman is on the way
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Op is a faggot ginger
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>>613382902
you are funny
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OP should kill himself. :)
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>>613380992
Hahahahahahahahahaahahah....

Tl/dr top kek
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>>613380329
Is she hispanic or white
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>>613383116
BUT THATS IGNORANT
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>>613383532
white
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>>613383152
sewn*
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>>613383348
Allegedly
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>>613383116
kekd

also: if a pic is shitty, doesnt mean the subject is
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>Today OP was afaggot
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>>613383671
i know i did
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Coincidence that ur dick looks like a newborns?
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>>613383275
> 5.3

fucking manlets when wil
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>>613383815
STFU faggot
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>>613380329
How embarrassing, it looks like a penis, only smaller
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>>613380329
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>>613383815
Allegedly - used to convey that something is claimed to be the case or have taken place, although there is no proof.
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>>613380329
you're a piece of shit, dude, fuck you. why the fuck would you do that. I hope people like you get whats coming to you you disgracful, selfish prick
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>>613383986
whatever makes your boat float
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>>613381827
>>613382141
>>613382509
>>613382629
Thanks for taking the time to reply! Seriously, while what you did is fucked up, I appreciate you taking the time to answer the questions I asked (especially, with some of them being off-topic).

With that stated, here are some more I'd like to ask:

- Do you mind sharing what state this happened in? Just curious, as I am in Arizona.
- Is the girl attractive/really attractive?
- Do you have a big dick/did she think it was big?
- Does she know that you took that picture?
- Is the husband a nice guy?
- And did you mean to answer that her ass is not as big (and sexy) as it looks to be in that picture?
- Do you play poker?
- Do you hook up with lots of females?
- Do you work in the restaurant industry?
- Who you got in the fight tonight? And who do you want to win?

Word up!
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I'm guessing that u have bigger tits than her
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>>613380329
>newborn husband
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all those white knight moral fags complaining about op being an asshole: you manlets are a feminist brainwashed disgrace. start considering that this BITCH of a "loving bride" initiated the fuck
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>>613383994
you must be femanon, nice to meet you. if you were there, you would have wanted to fuck me too dear
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>OP's story is made up
>Just like the bible.text
:)
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Op is a lying fag
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nobody takes 1 picture
fake
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>>613384465
This
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>>613383994
She did it and it was her wedding.

He did nothing wrong.
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and if he told the truth he's a dirtbag either way.
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>>613384155
-NY
-8/10
-no
-yes
-he's an ignorant prick
-its a bad picture, her ass is amazing
-yes
-yes
-no
-noone
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>>613384277
is that attitude to compensate for your 5 inch ?
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>>613380950
>>613382514

He didn't even claim to have known the guy?
Besides, she's obviously the one being lowly. No doubt she did the exact same thing the night before with male strippers

>Marrying in 2015
>Relationshit in 2015
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>>613384166
no
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>Today OP fucked a post-op tranny.
>So he posted proof online of his sick fetish.
> And made up a bullshit story so the internet would think he is cool.
>But we saw through his lies and knew OP is a faggot
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>>613384275
at last, sense
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>>613384337
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>>613384642
>8/10
with that ass...no
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I'd rather see her fuck the newborn.
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>>613384465
you make sure you make a lot of pictures, next time you fuck a bride at her wedding dude
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>>613384707
/thread

dat exif
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>>613380329
what is wrong with you?
are you mentally unstable?
do you work at a brothel?
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>>613384652
did you use your special xray-eyes looking inside her?
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>>613384820
this she is probably fat as fuck
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>>613384642
Thanks for replying again.

- Does she have big tits? Big nipples?
- Is she a good kisser?
- Do you know if she had cheated before?
- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT INTERESTED IN THE FIGHT TONIGHT?
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>>613380329
Where thd fuck in India are you that some bitch was married off to a newborn?
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