Ask a dude that has robbed a bitch I know's panties out

Femanon here
What do you do with them exactly?
What does it smell like to you?

Not that I don't like the way I smell, but..
After a long day of sweating in my underwear + whatever discharge is going on..

It's kinda grody.
What do you get out of it?

>>613329882
Well I have a huge panty and ass fetish, so the sexy panties get me off, and I actually think the pussy discharge can be pretty gross sometimes not really into that but i have a huge ass fetish with girls so my favorite part is getting to smell your butthole. Its like pefrect because its a sexy little piece of fabric that is flossing your ass and I just think its sexy theres a way to smell and taste a girls butt just with her panties.

Do you wear thongs/g strings?

>>613329435
Stay out of your moms room op

>>613329882
What is discharge?

>>613329435
dude im being a faggot for this comment only but that foreskin fucking disgusting and your cock is bent my ocd and hbp is being triggered

>>613331257
Gross vagina seepage

I have literally 65 pairs of my mom in laws panties. I use to cum inside some and put them back. I understand how you feel

>>613331364
My autism is being triggered man

>>613331520
Is that something bad?

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>>613331257
You poor little beta.
Vaginas are a self cleaning organ, which means that every day it sheds sweat/dead bacteria and various other icky bits from the inside.
Discharge can be anything from translucent to thick and yellowy in color, and can have some smell, or none. Sometimes it's smooth, sometimes its lumpy. Most women have anywhere from like half a dime to a quarter sized amount (in our undies) after a long day.

I've found a lot of guys tend to think it's normal 'wetness' when they go in for a feel.
Pic related

>>613330996
Yeah, I wear thongs exclusively when I bother to wear underwear at all.
So is this like bordering a scat fetish?

Also, would a girl sitting on your face with your nose riding up into her ass be a turn on for you?
Do farts work for you?
Not trying to belittle you, here
I'm genuinely curious

>>613331257
10 or old detected. B& incoming...

>>613331545
Thats so hot. I also did that with my gf's roommate in college.

>>613331925
She actually blamed her son and told him he needed help. I kinda felt bad until I realized she was wearing a pair I came in. I don't know what it is. I guess since I can't fuck her the next best thing is knowing my cum is actually touching her pussy. Beta I know but I can't help it

>>613331894
You speak like a dude. Are you sure you are 100% woman and not a tomboy?

>>613332280
How can you have not been caught yet?

>>613331894
No youre fine glad youre asking, its not scat at all, and no, im not into farting. Its definitely not about that stuff. I guess its more like the sweat and smell of ass in general. But i do love the idea of eating ass right when a girl wakes up before showering and Ive done that before and it was pretty intense though, more than i liked really.

Face sitting is a huge turn on for me yes, i would love it just like that with my nose up her ass. But not if she was shitty or farting, only like nice sweaty butthole

>>613332626
I am 110% femanon
I don't like that fact always being apparent, though, because I get treated completely differently if anons think I'm a dude
(Picked up this trick from omegle)

>>613332818
Thanks for answering
That's a pretty interesting perspective OP

I think I had an ex like you once
I was always really nervous about smell/taste if we'd been out all day and he'd bend me over & rip my shorts off

Now I think I get it

>>613332647
Because she's passed out drunk on the couch most weekends. When my girlfriend is busy I sneak in and take a pair. When I stay the night sometimes her moms out till 2 AM and after my girlfriend goes to sleep I do it. It's pretty easy

>>613332863
>110%
You got extra chromosome?

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>>613332863
How old are you femanon? Would you sit on my face?

>>613329435
You're a low life little bitch. You need dick punched in your 2 inch flacid excuse for a cock. Faggot.

>>613333502
No, I have abnormally enormous tits.
Pretty sure they count for an extra 10%

>>613333591
I'd bet money you're a balding, fat and low income beta bitch. Am I right?

>>613333591
Nah m8
Thanks
I'm spoken for.
I'm 20

>>613332863
So, do You like be treated as a dude?
And I'm not beta but I have never heard about a discharge before.

>>613333369
Dude I would love to fuck my mother in law. I could never get away that though.

>>613329435
Femanon here. If I was in the room with you I'd knock your ass out. I bet you were beat up as a kid daily. You sound like a little bitch.

>>613333284
Yeah I would love to do that. Or like after you played a sport in a thong. Thats so hot you were nervous and everything.. My cock is so hard thinking about that right now. Would love to sneak in your room while you were in the shower after being out all day on a hot day, and sniff your thong while it was still wet from you taking it off.

Yeah glad you think its interesting, Its kind of like annamlistic greeting each other.

>>613333649
Post tits or gtfo

>>613334205
Ahahaha. I'm not really a chick you faggot. Getting your cock hard over a dude making fun of you. hahahahaha.

>>613333740
Prepare yourself, 'bout to sound like a raging cunt

It's because, mostly due to porn and shit, guys tend to see women as fucktoys as opposed to actual people
Thats why some beta faggots can't 'talk' to or interact with women.
When guys assume I'm a dude, I can actually get more honest/normal answers without the weird sweaty forced jokes and awkward sexual tension

>>613329435
Your forskin looks... different... like its loose or something

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>>613329435
Why does your dick look like a tire iron?

>>613334107
Tits or gtfo

>>613329435
Your dick is broken

>>613334100
My major fantasy is that one night while my girlfriend is working her mom comes home stumbling drunk and let's me fuck her brains out. But seeing as how she's not even remotely attracted to me, even drunk, I'll keep to the panty stealing

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>>613334228
pic related, it's totally me

>>613334344
Nigga, excuse you
The fuck outta here with that sorry ass troll shit.

>>613331894
Disgusting bitch!

>>613334774
You really went full nigger

>>613334475
You probably talk like a dude, because you are in fact a closet homo pretending to be a chick. Either that or you really just are a fat chick. Besides any guy that would really want to pickup a 'chick' on /b/ is fucked up.

crimial scum letting your sex fetish ruin your life, one day you willl get caught, the cops will raid your house and off to jail for you.

>>613335030
This faggot probably raids his own mom's panty drawer and would fuck his daughters or sons any chance he would get.

If pic is related, get your cock checked out please.

>>613333333

>>613329435
You have a really ugly, small, fucked up penis man. no wonder why you steal panties. You could never get a willing pussy.

>>613333333

>>613334683
kek. rekt.

got any pics without your monstrous schlong ruining the pictures?

>>613335565
He does sure have a tiny fucked up frankencock

>>613334475
Seriously?! What kind of guys are you used to date or hang out with? I mean I know there's always a sexual tension between women and men but that doesn't mean that a dude can't keep a mature and interest conversation.

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Have "borrowed" my housemates panties for 2 years now. I cum in or on as much as I can get away with. Her shampoo is a good target.

The best thing was cumming in the crotch of her still-wet swimsuit and then going swimming with her half an hour later knowing that my cum was seeping into her pussy.

I have a hot GF though and my housemate is cute and coincidentally a virgin but not worth cheating on with so I think, like OP, and it's done for the thrill and a sense of sexual dominance I guess.

Pic semi-related. She looks identical to this

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>>613335011
>>613334973

Orly?

>>613335854
I wish you were right.
So many guys are beta fags, you don't even know.

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>>613335948

>>613335948
Nice tits. But I'm sure you're missing a few teeth.

>>613336059
I bet you swallow gallons of cum on a weekly basis. Am I right?

>>613335948
Nice, can't see em properly though

>>613335948
Why is a white girl like yourself talking so ghetto?
You are both embarrassing whites and blacks

>>613329435
>Ask a dude that has robbed a bitch I know's panties out of her house so many times without getting caught she finally moved out of the place. Literally looted all her panties and bras like, 10 times probably.
>>613329435

Why? R U a nigger?

>>613336535
OP and fake ghetto chick are the same person. Really a fat faggot who lives in his mother's basement and the only pussy he's ever had is from sniffing his mom's panties and licking his dog's cunt

>>613329435
I steal used panties. I especially like taking from attractive goldstar lesbians. I like to think that I'm the only guy who knows what her pussy smells like.

Not into ass and if there is blood or a lot of discharge in the gusset I don't take tyem.

>>613334107
Here's your reply

>>613334107
Every woman should know if you are at least a
5/10 some guy has raided your panty drawer.

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>>613336349
My boyfriend's
Yes.
>>613336258
We upping the ante, are we?
Go ahead and save my face, I'm sure half the pathetic fucks here will.

>>613336480
I blame the school I went to.

>>613335948
Why the fuck are you covering your nips, let us see 'em.

>>613336059
I think you are hanging out with the wrong guys. You need to change your social circle and make new friends. And I also think 4chan have changed you.

>>613337918
Because trololololol.

>>613338002
No, I've been on here less than a month.
Anytime I've been forced to interact with the general public the guys act like complete fucking tools.

>>613329435
ive literally done this to my friends sister, but like a couple times. It's pretty cool, but I always feel super guilty, and like she knows, but doesn't want to say. So I decided to stop.

>>613329435
>>613329435
ive literally done this to my friends sister, but like a couple times. It's pretty cool, but I always feel super guilty, and like she knows, but doesn't want to say. So I decided to stop.

>>613329435
your dick is fucked

>>613338255
And for clarification, she doesn't know, I meant it as in it feels like she does.

>>613329435
Why does your dick hole come out of the side?

Fucked up dick, yo. Is that why you steal bitches shit? Ashamed of that weird ass dick?

>>613329882
panty fetishist here

the smell of a sweaty wet cunt makes me harder than diamonds. rubbing dirty panties on my cock makes a slick wetness that i fap with. also, the dirtier the better; and i prefer white-cotton panties the most

I also have fapped with a pair of panties with a random guys cum in them from a really dirty slut.

also i have masturbated with used maxipads but that's a different story ;)

>>613337852
Moar tits?

>>613338659
For clarification purposes
Could you list your fetishes?

>>613338729
No.

>>613338887
Then you know what to do

>>613338845
oh, fuck

>panties; pussy smell
>ass; anal of all kinds, male/female
>cum play, swapping, cum farting, felching
>bdsm; spanking, bondage, punishing,humiliating, rough sex/choking, throat fucking
>incest (have fucked family members)
>pedo/hebe
>bestiality, dogs/horses
>trannys/bisexual

also i have a big cock

>>613338202
Tools? What do you mean?

>>613338050

There is nothing funnier than seeing a bunch of random b/tards beg to see a nipple as if seeing just one more pair of nipples makes the world better place.
.
.
.
.
I mean, it does...
.
.
.
But it's still funny

>>613336059
What are you doing on /b/ anyways? This place is filled with betas after all.

>>613338595
OP does have indeed have a unique cock.

I believe what you are referring to as the "dick hole" is his foreskin and it is off center due to his penis being crooked and bent.

>>613329435
why, just why

>>613339380
Oh the depravity.
Well thanks for telling me
Blood do anything for you?

>>613339410
As in, they make really stupid jokes, do really stupid obvious shit to be able to touch me, or try REALLY REALLY hard to get me to "hang out" with them
Instead of just manning the fuck up and asking me out on a real date.

Also, I can tell when a guy has fapped to the thought of me.
It's fucking pathetic when they have such a strong interest but never man up enough to actually make a move.

>>613339943
Boredom and inability to sleep
Plus, sometimes the shit I read on here makes me laugh really fucking hard.
Especially all the trap fetishists
I've got a theory on those, actually
Either they're gay, and not ready to admit it yet

Or they are so afraid of/unfamiliar with the female anatomy they can better judge the attractiveness of a female if she's got a dick.
Which is really fucking pathetic.

>>613329882
Why didnt you post tits slut

>>613340169
It sounds like you hang out with horny teenagers. And I understand your whole perspective but the thing that boys chicken out to ask a girl for a date is more common than you think, it's not what girls want or like but its what it happens, and very weak courage.

>>613340496
You piqued my curiosity with the trap fetish theories, I think that many trap enthusiats actually like female feautures but prefer the aesthetic of dicks, that's just a theory of mine though.

Also, I thought you'd turn out to be another moralfag femanon that criticizes the crap out of /b/, no offense. Congrats for not being one.

>>613331364
>all i pay attention to is dick

>>613331894
>most women.
bitch please, i don't know what your pussy has been up to, but that RARELY if ever happens to me. Let alone a DIME a day. sorry to hear that you sould prolly get it checked.

>>613329435
I once smelled my crush's dirty panties when she spent the night at my house. The idea of touching something that's covered in pussy juices is kind of hot, but in practice it was disgusting. They smelled awful.

>>613335011
>mfw my sister thinks im a homo because i am shy when meeting guys
>also 4chan
>i think my family thinks im a dyke because i havnt dated someone in 2yrs
>thanks, cruel world.
>(/b/)

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>>613329435
>chalk lined panties and a boomerang dick with no piss hole

I didnt want to eat breakfast today