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ITT: we try to prove who has the perfect grill. >pro tip:

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: we try to prove who has the perfect grill.
>pro tip: it's mine
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>>613070843
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>>613070843
protip - literally nobody cares that your girlfriend is trashy. literally every girl gives literally no literal shits about this kind of thing. you have literally only had literally 1 girlfriend. and no, showing her this thread isn't going to impress her
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>>613070843
Bump
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>>613071166
Wow...
So you faggots don't like OC anymore...?
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>>613071602
yeah, we absolutely love fresh iphone conversations. fresh off the normies platter.
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>>613071602
wow, i'm so into screenshots of you texting your burner and pretending it's a real woman
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Is this the obvious response you were looking for with your obvious misspelling you obvious piece of shit........
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Post pics of her if she's that great
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Gf just told me we're doing anal tonight randomly. Not our first time though..
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>>613071166
Literal faggot
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>>613072494
>summertime blues
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>>613071166
Literally
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Clearly underage
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>>613071602
Where was I?
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>>613070843
Well thanks for showing us how much a slut cum dumpster your girl is...should we all try to fuck her now?
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hahah i have some convos with my gf that you would like, but they're in spanish. If interest I can post them.
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>>613073440
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>>613073440
writing ... after every text with obnoxious abbreviations for age old memes and shitposting
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>>613073586
>tumblr
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>>613073640
You're girl is putting on an act to make you think she actually gives a fuck. $100 she's laughing at you trying to act like hot shit
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>>613070843
op is texting himself

if its real post her number
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it sounds like 2 horny virgins that met online texting.. what's your point? everyone's girl talks dirty to them dumbass lmao
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>>613070843
why dont u actually do it then post pics op.. screenshots r worthless.
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>>613070843
Too bad her man is a beta faggot "c-can I cum on ur face mistress pretty please?"

Faggot, just grab her by the hair and blast her face you pussy.
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>>613073998
I'm not op but that is the stupidest thing to do on here
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>>613070843
I got one of these, it does pretty well Weber master race
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>>613070843

Talk is cheap
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>>613074278
This. Women who are into this don't want you to ask, they want you to assert yourself and just fucking do it.
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>>613074610
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>>613073925
Or she's getting pounded on camera, chief...
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>>613074719
>cum my face
kek
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>>613074610
>>613074719
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>>613074719
alright this shit looks as fake as it can get, but OP post some pics of her or get nudes from her instead of sending her pictures of PORN you fucking beta
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>>613074774
Where are her tits?
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>>613074656
Yet, he keeps going on, wondering if things are good ideas. Fucking Pussy.
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>>613070843
Op pls post nudes of your girl, I will love u forever. I know u have em lol I remember val xD
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>>613074918
Lets see you fucking her ass
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>>613074945
She's small and fragile. Lol
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>>613074936
Not fake see

>>613074918

She's happy to receive my load on her face.
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>>613074774
Pounded? She's riding you, you little clefairy.
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>>613075185
Ignore all the haters bro, they're just jealous of ur girl. Pls post tits and ass
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>>613075374
"pls post ass and tits" gtfo of here you little virgin
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>>613075215
Nah, it's that shit where you like sit leaning off the couch slightly and just slam upwards while she just kinda hovers there and trembles.
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>>613075374

Here's her doing what she does best
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>>613075646
Moar moar moar. You're a fucking rock star
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>>613075646
show us some anal
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>>613070843
>hey gaiz me and some fat whore are texting from across the country to one another
>am i cool yet gaiz?
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>>613075554
I highly doubt you "slam" anything.

Here is the evidence

A) You ask for permission to treat her like a slut, degrade her, use fucking faggoty ass gay emoticons to not be serious because you're afraid of being assertive and getting rejected.

B) You are a lazy bitch because you're letting her get on top instead of mounting her, and taking her like a man.

C) You're desperately trying to *prove* your assertion on 4chan, to a bunch of people who shouldn't matter to you, instead of learning how to be a real man and fuck her like one.

My conclusion is you're a lazy little beta bitch, and if your gf read what I said about you she'd get wet and want to choke on my cock, desperately wishing you had more balls. Pussy.
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>>613070843
Does her last name start with an S?
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>>613076170
Nah, dude, just trying to give back with the OC, that's all...
Apparently you faggots ain't into it. Lol
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>>613076451
Nah
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>>613076575
you're posting pics of a fucking text conversation that anyone could make up online in a minute. It's not even fucking interesting you beta cuck.
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>>613074719
>My bum
Goddamn it, English, why does your dirty talk sound like a little kid.
>I'd like to have a wank and arrive in your bum
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>>613075074
Last one for the dude that remembers us...
See you around, pal. ;)
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>>613075875

Here are some vids of us. Check out my user name for more.


pornhub
.com/view_
video.php?viewkey
=1711756664
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OP, you're text conversations sound like they were written by 12 year old fanfiction authors.
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>>613076982

Her fingering herself etc.

pornhub
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>>613073998
Wait do you mean that there is people that believe that is op talking to a girl?
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>>613071042
>Do you think you should leave your glasses on..?
>lol
>Like so it doesn't get in your eyes?

You seem to be in the wrong thread op, it's this way >>613062270
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>>613076575
Of course we "aint into it" You're a pussy and a beta faggot.
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>>613077569
You'll have to speak up, sonny.
My face is buried in her puffy cunt. Lol
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>>613077941
if your face is buried in it so deep why do you have to look at us for approval? we don't give a fuck about you or your slutty girlfriend tell her to come on here herself with tits and a timestamp
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>>613076170
i agree with this

I also agree with this guy >>613073925

I agree because i was there once, WANTING to recognition because you FINALLY got a girl that will fuck you and you think is attractive.

She is just using you, and i'd tell you how you could prove it but then she wouldn't have a toy.

Just because you finally feel accepted doesn't mean the rest of us care. Cool Beans its OC, but it's also OC thats gay as shit.

Op is a faggot
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>>613071602
thats a dude
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>>613075646

>of us
>/b/
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