ITT: Celebs you think would give the best blowjob
>pic related
Looks like just another generic "hottie", to me.
She probably fucks like a starfish and has the personality of a Thorazine-addled sloth. With Down's Syndrome.
Still, you unimaginative neckbeards who walk without moving your arms and talk in monotone voices, you go right ahead and lust for her. Whatever keeps you in your dirty bedrooms and not stinking up society is just fine, with me.
>>613054480
kek
>>613054219
/thread
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op nailed it
nicki minge
>>613054483
>>613055094
>>613054930
better he naild her
I may or may not have first hand experience to corroborate this.
>>613054219
>went the whole series without fucking the hottest woman in it
captcha: judea
>>613055380
i imagine she'd gag after taking just 2 inches
>thankfully that's not a problem for me
>>613055354
Don't be a tease m8
>>613055717
She sucked my dick. There's no romantic set up, no thrilling story. I just worked at a venue Chrvches played, got to hang around afterwards, she was pretty drunk, we got talking, and I just kinda went for it in the disabled toilet.
If she could make a super saiyan nut then imagine what she could do to your dick
From my experience, big girls always give the best BJ's. They need to be good at something and always afraid to get naked.
>>613056054
Ah, great job anyway
>>613055726
kek
>>613055367
but they became legit bros. I was happy with that.
Nigella would suck you off and then bring in a fucking chocolate cheesecake to eat afterwards, you can't beat that.
>>613055636
What the fuck.....did she get her head stuck in a bee hive?
>>613056430
yeah, friendzoned. instead of wasting his time with that gap toothed french girl I'd be plowing that that bitch all day everyday.
>>613055354
Oh im sure you do have first hand. But all the hand in the world will never be close to the real thing pal
>>613056975
not even legit french, kebeker
This chick here, a www yisss
>>613054480
/thread
>>613055240
>>613057157
be careful of that stubble when she goes deep
>>613055916
I love how shes disgusted by the accusation that there may be an instance where she does not swallow. AAA tier whore
>>613057550
Yes.
>>613054219
>>613057735
/THREAD
>>613057735
Heh
>>613057735
kek
>>613057735
seconded
>>613056210
OMG yes! I bet she's fucking god tier at giving head.
You know she'd give a 100%
>>613057735
I like your taste
>>613057550
Just watch out for the herpes.
>>613054988
Maybe he knows
>>613054219
tfw you'll never see Jessica Beil make Ahego faces
>>613056694
>Nigella Lawson
>you can't beat that
I bet she knows how to handle one
Eva green so long as its ginger fuzz french mini dick
>>613058414
The little shit has expedient
she could suck you dry and swallow and then you can take her for a milkshake after.
Protip: she enjoys lime and chocolate
Baltimore Mayor. I bet she sucks dick better than she responds to riots.
>>613054219
I'd actually rather have a titfuck from her than a bj. She's a bit of a butterface.
I am gonna go with Olivia Munn and Madonna.
>>613055354
Did you know her from Cineworld or something? Details man!
>>613058477
Shhhhoooooooooooppppppppppppp
>>613056075
Um, you realize that's a cartoon, right.
>>613054219 - absolutely. That mouth, face, and tits.
>>613054654 - I can second this
>>613055521 - contrary to popular belief = yes
>>613056694 - swallows for sure
>>613058031 - not sure how good she'd be but I could let her off easy and just focus on her tits
>>613059034
No, it's an Anime, and yes there's a difference.
Alison brie is so crazy she probably sucks like a goddess.
>>613055240
Im sure katy is perfect in riding. Her tits just bounce so perfectly.
>>613058752
Yeah you want to applaud and punch him in the face both at the same time
Ali Brie no doubt
>>613054988 - no
>>613055038 - no
>>613055380 - no
>>613055636 - no
>>613055925 - fuck no
>>613056853 - no
>>613057550 - what? no
>>613058556
no reason to think she knows anything about respecting and loving a solid dripping cock in her mouth. Too young. A few more years, definite yes
>>613058849
>christina hendricks
>butterface
>>613059222
LOL, implying there's a difference between Japanimation and a cartoon.
Oh wait, the dialogue in a cartoon makes sense, whereas in Japanimation it's like, "I must collect all the dragon balls because when I have them all I will have the most and then I will be the champion because I have them all which will give me the power that comes from collecting them all which is what I will have when I get all of them, haaaaai."
Japanimation is gay and you're gay for liking it.
>>613059543
Search your heart, you know it to be true. Her tits are the best thing about her, she's only passably attractive at best.
There is nothing I want more in the world than my nut down Barbara Dunkelman's throat.
>>613059563
>Japanimation is gay and you're gay for liking it.
Fair point take the test anon
>>613058821
Was saying to self this a.m. I wanna fuck her mouth
>>613056210
Can confirm
>>613059617
Oh nigga you're crazy... But yeah she'd suck a good Dick.
>>613059783
even if she was just a disembodied head I would still put my dick in it
you must be blind or gay, or both
>>613056210
Fat girl sucked my dick in a bathroom and I literally came in under a minute. Felt SO fucking good I couldn't hold back.
>>613058950
See:
>>613056054
It's not that exciting, sorry.
/thread.
>>613057735
she sucks dick so good it becomes a national scandal
her
>>613060486
sure she'd be nice, but when it comes to blowjobs experience counts a lot more
Olivia Munn.
>>613060827
>implying she doesn't have experience sucking dick
how do you know this anon?
Heather Graham for sure, considering how open she is with all sex related stuff
>>613060997
she's 18 and doesn't struck me as a super slut, I bet her dick count is quite low
Madonna
>>613060736
ohhhhhhhh yes
>>613061243
you obviously don't know chloe then, shes a super slut.
>>613057377
>>613061331
is this a real nude of her? wow
>>613061456
and she's thinking about dicks right now
>>613061630
Yup ITV never lies
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Diary_of_a_Call_Girl
She's had a lot of experience with uncut british guys already
Would love to facefuck
>>613061778
thanks, never knew she would have such a nice body
McKayla. I bet she loves giving head and swallowing
my waifu
>>613062009
When David Tennant was on Top Gear Clarkson said to him " You know Billie Piper calls you David 10 inch " ? You never saw a bloke so smug in your life.
>>613062216
oh fuck yes
>>613061721
that interviews she did with fallon where she keeps looknig at his crotch
>>613056694
Shed probably dress your dick in sauces first
>>613062468
And you're seeing this as a bad thing ?
>>613062253
doubles?
>check 'em
Imagine her red lips wrapped around your throbbing cock. Her blue eyes looking into yours.
>>613058287
She has goof mouth. Wouldn't stick my dick in goof mouth.
>>613063029
>this
they are still so hawt.
>>613063029
liz is so much better.
>>613063053
a titfuck would be better
>>613061630
Actual photo
>>613061331
Cave troll on the right
>>613054988
I would love this nigga to tongue my anus
i bet she could suck start a leaf blower
it's all in the eyes
No jess Greenberg. What.
>>613063193
Just say what you really meant:
"Wouldn't stick my dick in a girls mouth. Ewwwww!"
>>613054219
No way she's way too full of herself.
>>613059415
thank fuck this guy is here so I can hear his opinions.
>>613055636
Who the fuck is this
>>613062216
Do u think obama fucked her?
>>613063547
Are you saying all girls have goof mouth? Most of the suggestions in this thread have been great. Can't help if you are a damaged neckbeard.
>>613061331
faaaaaaaake. She's quite flat-chested.
>>613063805
obama is gay
>>613063588
And?
she'd be on her knees worshiping your cock
>>613060982
/thread - This bitch has spent her entire career under a desk. No one else in this thread could even compare to the qualifications she has for sucking a dick.
>>613059130
thank fuck this dude is here too so I can hear all his opinions
>>613059130
thank fuck this dude is here too so I can hear all his opinions
>>613058199
all the yes
>>613054219
I found a very unusual video from Russia, that's like a world record in the game rarity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVptxW9j-ow
Police in Russia can kill you if you try to suicide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZL7PfpyTmw
yet here's a video with military technique
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsvmZEyXEkA
One for the Britfags in the thread.
>>613059847
this
>>613054219
I wonder what it's like to get an asymetric bj...
>>613064607
reported
>>613060486
who uses a straw to drink bottled water? what barbarism is that?
>>613055354
gonna go with "may not"
>>613064818
I really don't know why people find her so attractive. She's like 6/10 at best.
>>613057157
>implying chick
maybe gives good head but not a woman
>>613056210
This is my experience as well
>>613063805
he fucked the entire nation already
a mouth like a fucking industrial hoover
>>613056694
>>613057377
>>613058556
>>613060396
goddamnit these tittys
>>613054483
>Hating people you don't know on 4chan.
>>613064818
bitch is heinous
>>613065096
Finally someone agrees with me. Her lips piss me off
no doubt
>>613065396
kek
>>613054219
obama lookit that lip action
>>613065452
>alltheimplications.gif
>gif about implying
>also implying people don't hate each other on /b/
>mfw
>>613065556
missed the quads
and missed the joke >>613057735
>>613062216
Athletes do love their protein shakes.
>>613056853
My mother fucking nigga
>>613064334
Yes
Yummy
>>613064005
Bi
He probably fucked that Asian woman in Singapore
boneo would give great head
>>613060486
http://i44.tinypic.com/72w3gk.gif
>>613066889
Tranny detected
>>613063302
fap fap fap fap
>>613065142
check your cis privilege shitlord
>>613067318
>celebs
>posts this
>mfw
>>613055367
This.
I always found it weird that Don kissed Joan right after it was announced that he won that advertising award
>>613058350
Thank mr. Skeltal
>>613056210
Can confirm. Fat chicks give the best head.
>>613055636
jlaw is that you?
>>613064095
Agreed. Without some god tier bj skills she would be a local weather girl at best.
>>613067808
>>613064818
>>613056210
good choices
she just looks like a filthy cock pig to me
>>613067891
broaden your concept of celebrity, buana
Don't deny it faggots
>>613064095
aside from this talentless whore
>>613068286
She will die.
Fat Amy as it is obvious that whatever passes her lips gets swallowed.
>>613068286
she obviously doesn't swallow, pass.
Love that starin back at ya
while she sucks your cock.
>>613068379
denied
>>613058350
thank mr skeltal
>>613068637
>>613064929
this
>>613068776
I think that's illegal...
>>613056054
I want to believe.
>>613058950
Do / did you work in cineworld?
>>613069053
Errrrrrr why ?
>>613058462
more of her
>>613069284
because retard
>>613064631
yepyepyep
>>613068379
agree, buuut...
>>613069180
cineworld glasgow employees standing by
>>613055916
who is this whore
>>613069284
because she is like 7 or 8 in that pic
sofia vergara
/thread
>>613068230
I would fuck the shit out of her though
>>613069452
Its called a reaction gif posted in reply to the other anons surprisingly good joke he doesn't mean he wants a blow job from the long deceased child star
>>613059415
>>613069545
Shades Grey of 50 Sasha
>>613069492
she grew up nicely
>>613069715
Anyone ever notice how Sofia Vergara and Esperanza Gomez look alike?
>>613067623
> like what I like or its mundane and trite
>>613070244
sweet jesus
>>613065096
>Natalie Dormer
>She's like 6/10 at best.
my god the standards of virgins are high these days...
>>613065142
that'sthejoke.jpg
>>613054483
>>613069492
I aint no pedo... but I pulled plenty of pud over her in that movie
>>613070244
shame they have to grow up :p
>>613059563
They don't talk like that at all in dragon ball z though.
>>613063193
What you're noticing is overbite. and overbite is fantastic for head because it means she has to open her jaw less for you to get further back on her tongue, and rub the top of her throat. Trust me, goof mouth is good
Haha, none of those breeders could come close to my skills.
Milana Vayntrub
>>613056694
Shes an old fart now. Not even suitable for milf material. Most shows were recorded during the jurassic.
>>613071261
I'm sure she was like 16 when they filmed, you're fine ma nigga
>>613071292
>>613071638
>>613071868
>>613068639
absofuckinglutely this
>>613071654
you sound like youre a faggot
>>613071868
>>613068639
She looks like an Orc
>>613068617
I concur.
>>613064818
just something about her face makes me want to punch it, I think shes attractive, but shes got that weird sneer, crookedness to her mouth that annoys the fuck out of me.
>>613071638
>>613071868
Abso-fucking-lutely. Even if her technique was shoddy, her looking up at you with those big doe eyes as she had your cock in her mouth would be worth it.
I'd dick her throat so hard...
>>613072322
I'd wager that her technique would be fucking amazing. That's the look of the girl who knows her skills.
>>613072041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4mKst1x2TA
Miley Cyrus
>>613073036
Have fun with that one.
I bet Zooey knows how to use that mouth
>>613060982
>>613064095
>>613059415
>>613073036
I imagine this one would involve a lot of teeth, probably to the point of her just chomping on it. And if that doesn't get you, the herpes you contract afterwards certainly will.
fuck you all
>>613073532
awful
>>613068776
everything has its price
>>613062253
fuck off shes my waifu
>>613073277
ohh i will
>>613056210
It's because they're always hungry.
>>613065444
noce pic and trips m8
>>613073827
yup
>>613058031
Dammit allison, quit 11/10 my interwebs
>>613065236
This.
>>613075612
i want to see her naked so bad
>>613076110
u r a fegot
>>613076231
fuck u chloe fag
Get to the correct level you unimaginative nignogs
>>613058287
>>613063193
Toother. :(
>>613065142
kek’d out loud