NZ

>>612980691

state your business, faggot

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>>612980691
Stuck in chch airport. Fucking sucks

>>612980960
Looking for weed in Tauranga.

>>612980964
Where you from and going to?

>inb4 Timaru

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1 Night till PC build :3

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>>612981034
From Perth, trying to go home, plane had to turn around and come back coz of air con problem or some shit. Been hours

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>>612981442
I can smell the old banana smell

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>>612981225
>saved a cat .gif for you
>no idea where I saved it

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>>612981635
I figured at this stage I might as well start collecting ever damn cat reaction image I see.

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Nazi?

fuk off u fuking fuk ur the reason we have 2 deal with asylum seekers trying 2 fuking steal all our wealth

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>>612981736
Ja.

>>612980996
>tfw dealer says he'll have some tonight
>get money to be ready
>text him
>hour and a half and no reply
>RIP

why are ids even gone?

post nz girls

>>612982411
Ok, no, he replied, it's ok.

You can stop worrying.

you're fucking garbage if you think the flag needs a change.
also, fuck islanders.
CAPTCHA: Ihate

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Anyone have the originals of these? Thread 404d and only the thumbnails were saveable.

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>>612983097

Hai friends <3

Any traps on tonight?

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>>612983097
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>>612983097
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>>612983097
>>612983131
>>612983165
>>612983227

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>>612983097
>>612983131
>>612983165
>>612983227
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>>612983097
>>612983131
>>612983165
>>612983227
>>612983259
>>612983288

>>612983337
Reverse image lookup. You should look it up.

Why are IDs even gone?

uoa fag here, had a race class for anthropology today in which it was asserted that skin colour is not genotypical.
#panderingtotheniggers

>>612983161
Hi, Josh.

>>612983161
Everyone's favourite trap reporting in

>>612984087
Hii bb

>>612983944
That Tony Abbott is the greatest thing I have seen in years

A/S/L/B (Age Sex Location Bacon Pics)

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hey fags, just dropped by to say that nick pratt from kerikeri is a fucking cunt

>pic related

>>612984226
Marry me :3

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>>612983097

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>>612983131

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>>612984226
>favourite trap

>>612984558
Lol, was wondering when you'd come back.

>>612984631
Sorry I can't, I'm a nun

>>612984717
Buttholes know no orientation ;^)

>>612984758
yeah i skipped a couple of nz sessions, sorry about that

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Is anyone else waiting on the selection board results?

Pic related I just want to operate.

>>612984925
You didn't miss much. We're shit

>>612984675
>>612984709
Thx kiwibro. Any requests? I can see if i have something

>>612985160
story??

>>612985133
still better than nick

>>612985160
Can you fill the void that inside me?

>>612985114
>on the selection board results?
wot

>>612984885
A slutty nun

>>612985311
Officer applications.
>>612985133
sad but true.

>>612985218
Who the feck is Nick? I only went away for a week

>>612985114
Then why on earth did you choose the NZDF?
At least trying for a POG?

>>612985322
prove it

>>612985448
Oh, yeah, you mentioned the other night you're in the Army and were asked about man sex.

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ok

>>612985553
I have two bachelors degrees and working in an office is killing my soul. Also

>not wanting to defend your country

Does the Facebook chat list make no sense for anyone else?

It's meant to show people you've interracted with recently or often but mine shows people that I've either not spoken to on facebook or those that I haven't for quite sometime...

>>612985740
Defend NZ from what exactly may I ask?

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xbox master race

>>612985205
I meant NZ nude requests.

>>612985242
Nothing can fill the void inside you anon.

>>612980960
auckland noooooddssss

>>612985965
console pov cunt. Get a job.

>>612985924
No one can know the future.
>>612985965
Well that remote is now fucked
;)

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>>612985924
what are you, a Greens voters?

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>>612986093
actually i'm more a pc gamer tbh.

>>612986250
Nah, Based Winnie P actually. I just think if you actually wanna operate, NZDF is a stupid idea and people should look into the FFL or something along those lines.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DxKwmDFmzJ

Tell me what you think, boys and bros and /b/.

sup, nerds

>>612986547
For what purpose?

>>612986547
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DxKwmDFmzJ


10/10 man would

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>>612986490
>NZ First voter
That's even worse. It's like you want NZ to be even more cut off the world and enjoy literally nothing.

>>612986490
As a Winnie P voter you should know hes trying as hard as anyone to make the NZDF a place for operators. He wants dem jets back.

>tfw abstained from posting last night because of early lecture, but ended up sleeping late anyways because it was so cold

>>612986727
What is purpose and what is its purpose? Is there even a purpose for purpose?

>>612986762
Thanks, you too.

>>612986871
Wear shoes.

>>612987134
did YOU?

>>612987169
Yes x

BRB buying drugs.

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

>>612984558
Pretty sure the warehouse sells literally everything in that picture cept the cunt.
And maybe the concrete.

>>612987463
Reminder that shitposting is cancerous to the brain

>>612987777
and to the soul :/

>>612987794
>imagine nibblin' on those ears and cumming on her tummy

>>612988003
>>imagine nibblin' on those ears and cumming on her tummy


:I

>>612986790
I already enjoy nothing and dislike the rest of the world. So yes, you globalist twat

>>612986800
As awesome as that'd be I don't think we really need them. Just seems like a waste

HOW DO I CHANGE MY EMAIL ON LAST.FM

>Not blazing it all day erry day

>>612988518
>>Not blazing it all day erry day
ILL BLAZE UR DICK, BITCH

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>>612988585
No that's gay m8 :'(

>>612988585
wew lad

>>612988122
It means on deployment our soldiers can call in their own air support instead of having to rely on another nation to provide it. It allows for self sufficiency and makes us a more credible partner in international efforts.

i love-h8 my waifu

>>612987169
Did you see the song I wrote for you?

>>612988911
n-no

>>612988888

FU

>>612988888
hh

>>612988003
It's fucking stomach/torso/abdomen FFS

This is my biggest pet peeve

>>612988985
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DxKwmDFmzJ

>>612988308
idk. 3x3?

>>612989023
>stomach/torso/abdomen
that sounds so masculine tho

>>612989065
A GOD

>>612988888
>>612988888
Czechemslovakia

But that's a fairly good point but it seems moot considering all we do is jump on the next coalition band wagon. Sure we could bring our own shitty Cessna's with a spear gun attached (which let's face it, would be the best we'd get) but why waste that vast amount of money on a few planes when you could A)Put it to work elsewhere in the economy or B)Do what we always do, pour it into the SAS who don't generally need CAS.

Jets are nice and I am a jingoist, but they're so stupidly expensive to just sit rusting in a hangar out in the boonies

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>>612989391
>A GOD

>>612989391
>it's not gay if it's man tummy

But tummy doesn't sound feminine, it just sounds juvenile

>>612988993
>>612989003
>>612989518
I suddenly realise these comments. I want to thank you all for allowing me this get. I shall cherish it forever.

And on the coalition bandwaggon thats the thing we use them in those situations. We aint got the manpower to do shit on our own. We could very easily get some cheap jets that would do just fine for our combat scenarios even just the jets Britain use for training would do. I aint saying we need f35s. And the SAS are good but they cant be used in the scenarios where we need a hammer they are the scalpel.

Reporting In. Weekend drinking a little bit too early.

What's the haps, pals?

tinychat com/ nzchat

newfags not alowied

yoi hae to pess th interview with me bifore smokestack can interview you

>>612989850
How many people are in there?

>>612989850
that place is dead lol

>>612989985
just me

>>612989797
When on earth do we need a hammer though?
And surely if we need a hammer, wouldn't the money we'd spend on one plane go a lot further in outfitting a mechanized infantry? Planes are just to specialist. HOWEVER I think attack helicopters could work quite nicely with out forces

>>612989850
fuck off nate

>>612990226
Yea me too. Jets are my dream. But I know helicopters are the best fit as it suits our joint task force. The infantry we have are already mechanized and the hammer is in more of a broad term to describe anything other than a super specialised operation. Id be perfectly happy with tigers or gunship variants of what we have.

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Kelly Windsor. Model, born in the UK now living in NZ. You might recognise her from the Smith & Smith Glass ad.

>>612990488
She looks cold.

>>612990537
my waifu

here ya go /b/ros. a little gift from dunnerz

>https://drive google com/folderview?id=0B6387DyAH3siY1RmMlJFVW1GWHc&usp=sharing

>>612990637
>https://drive google com/folderview?id=0B6387DyAH3siY1RmMlJFVW1GWHc&usp=sharing
confirmed for virass

>>612988888
Skeletor!

>>612990637
>https://drive google com/folderview?id=0B6387DyAH3siY1RmMlJFVW1GWHc&usp=sharing
webpage not available motherfucker

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>>612990531
you might remember her she jumps from buildings

all the faggot posts have killed these threads

>>612990637
no virus but poor fucking taste

>>612990956
Implying it'll ever end

>>612990956
the only faggot here is you, FAGGOT

>>612990637
no offense but your taste in porn is boring

>>612991025
what part of his post implied that?

   ^
‌ ^ ^

>>612991085
THE TIP OF YOUR DICK, THATS WHAT

>>612990956
At least faggotry involved conversation and OC. better than WAAAA THERE'S NO IDBRO and WAAA THE CONVO IS SHIT SO I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN INSTEAD OF MAKING ANY

>tfw math assignment due tomorrow
>missed 2 lectures so you can't do shit on it
>nothing on google

Why do i even bother handing in half done work.

>>612991085
No part did but my point being sure, faggots are ruining the threads, I really doubt they're gonna stop though so deal with it or post shit to counter.
Not actual shit though, then you're crossing into their turf.

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>>612991289

>>612991244
I've made many a talking point in many a thread, the fact of the matter is you scum just wanna post dickpics. IDbro is no better with his kpop shitposting.

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>>612991492

>>612991492
>I've made many a talking point in many a thread,
SAYYYYYY WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>612991289
So you're just one of those people who doesn't like a thing and think that means everyone around you can't enjoy the thing?

Usually inherited from the father. He was a hard man wasn't he?

>>612991643
gentlemen, faggots of the jury..

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>>612991492
No one comes to /b/ for anything other than shitposting.

>>612991697
do u even lurk

>>612991697
honk

Reading this thread made me hard as fuck.

>>612991766
>Moar
>>612991768
HONK

>>612991492
>wants to post dickpics
>never posted a dickpic

Okay :)

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>>612991492
look at this guy with his talking point
what do you want a sweety?
fuck off

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>>612991697
and teh lols

and this picture. I really liek it

>>612992015
Its all yours friend.

>What have I done

>>612991671
No, I was saying the thread has too many literal shitposters.
Lack of an ID is no excuse for reading comprehension, bro.

>>612991939
i want you faggots gassed

>>612992015
The part when someone says "I really really like this picture" or whatever, how long has that been around for?

I remember saying something like that a while ago but don't recall people saying it before then.

>>612991939
Are you the Jack Nicholson who seduced me with photos of Jack Nicholson?

If not this may sound strange so feel free to ignore it

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>>612992114
haha

picture related

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>>612992208
and so I shall

>>612992104
No you weren't

>>612992374
Thats it Im getting them to close the road over.

Anyone Auckland based?

>>612990488
For some reason.. I look at this pic. And I want to stick my penis in her nose... and just fuck the shit outta it...

anyone else feel the same?

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>>612992527
Man. I was actually gonna look at that.

>>612992527
tiny picture is tiny

>>612992526
no

>>612992408
Oh sweet jesus.
Joel Defries best presenter

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>>612992583
same

>>612992527
Picture is tiny just like Asian penis.

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>>612992511

>>612992408
God damn, this isnt a nz nostalgia thread

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>>612992583
>>612992654
guys, guys - remember you can reverse search

im horny, wat do?

is slutty nun still here?

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>>612992583

Having a cold sucks, mayb I should have gotten the flu jab

>>612992840
meh. I was interested but I wasnt going to work for it.

>>612992866
Fuck off loser

>>612992876
ill jab you in the dick

>>612992840
>>612992867
beat me too it... was posting mine and said duplicate.. .:(

>>612992919
Nty bud,not into that shit

>>612992683
Always, alwats gets a chuckle from me.

>>612983691
Poverty in NZ
>6/10 Kekd

Don't have a lighter, want to smoke dem bongs.

What do?

>>612992969
*pokes ur dick with fork*

Daily reminder that maoris and polys are fuckin ignorant niggers

>>612992866
goddammit josh

>>612993063
Buy one

>>612993063
Roll up some paper and light it

>>612993067
*headbutts you*

>>612993063
Knives ftw

>>612993085
Guess I will have to go for a walk, a walk in the fucking cold. :-/

>>612993063
Pilot light on stove? Goto the service station and get one?

>>612993063
Get a job.

>>612993168
fuck off nate

>>612993178
Will be wprth it for the smoke bro. Wrap up.

>>612993075
No one needs a reminder.

>>612993132
thanks

>>612993168
gross asf, DUDE

>>612993178
Buy a jersey

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>>612993225

>>612992894
No I enjoy your company :3

>>612993076
<3

>anyone here using galaxy s5?
Brought one off 1day and just wondering if you guys like it

>>612994933
Dont bother nate and his faggotry ruins everything.

ITT: faggots who can't think of anything but cock.

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>>612980691
lower hut reporting

>>612995689
Nothing wrong with that

I don't like this thread

>>612996368
I'm sorry.

OP.

I love this thread

>>612996567
OP.

I'm sorry.

so who's doing 48 hours this weekend?

>>612996686
48 eight hours of what?

Shitposting and general faggotry? Yes.

>>612997354
LOL HOLY FUCK MAN

>>612997354
Let's bump our penises together

>>612997489
no thanks

>>612997807
Last chance?

>>612998128
alright then, I am a homosexual after all

>>612998321
Aren't we all?

>>612998632
i'm straight

>>612998804
Straight up gay

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wtf am i even playing

>>612999002
Call of duty?

>>612999002
Is that minecraft?

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>>612999180
>>612999109

probably

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Out of complete curiosity how is it that we have a NZ thread going every night. Is there seriously enough ppl in NZ who let alone even know of 4chin to keep this going ? Just completely curious.

>>612999617
It's literally the same 5 fags every night

>>612999617
not really that's why its so shit

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>>612999617
alot of people know about 4chan, they just don't want to look at traps and shovel-dog gifs all day.

you'll cowards don't even listen to kpop

>>612999766
I'm only here every 2-3 days due to bored of gaming / streaming. I'm usually here to look at funny shit and join raids.

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go to bed now so you can start looking for a job in the morning you pathetic sheep fucker losers

>>612999996
So nearly an epic get, if u picked a qt image you might have got it

>>613000316
yea, thanks man

;_;

>>613000247
No jobs r gay

>>613000386
Np <3

>>613000485
i'm going to bed now :/

gn~ qt

>>613000541
Gnite sweetie <3

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bed time, night bros

>>613000541
night bruh