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Better fucking do it.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Better fucking do it.
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Can I get a dollar right now?
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Is OP a faggot?
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>>612968086
Have you had good day so far?
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fap tonight ?
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>>612968418
So you're telling me OP never was a faggot?

You suck Satan
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Was Ron Paul Right?
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You're going to be a bitch tonight arent you satan?
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Should I roll a fat one and kill my neighbor?
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>>612968974
I think I should because that fucker has been stealing my internet for the past 3 years.
Fucker keeps breaking past all security I put up and I'm genuinely too lazy to call law enforcement despite being able to.
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Is akio semen a safe practice to prevent pregnancy.
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>>612968086
Will my life make sense soon?
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M
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Will I get testicular cancer within the next 4 months?
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Should I an hero?
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Will i find a qt3.14 who puts up with me
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>>612969831
Thx Satan u just saved my life
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How mad are you that I just rolled a 222 and called it?
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Do I ask J*** to the ball?
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>>612968086
satan is god better than u?
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>>612970355
damn right
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>>612968086

are you real, dear satan?
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>>612968086

Am I the chosen one mein Lucifer?
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>>612968086

Will I keep doing my new hobby?
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>>612968086
Can I get away with cheating on my wife
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>>612968086
will i ever fuck a gril, master satana>?
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Who was phone?
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>>612969151
l2 mac filter nub
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>>612971066
WHY CAN'T YOU TELL ME?
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Satan, Will i Git gud?
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Will i get the Booty?
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>>612971251
FUCK YEAH!
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Is Anita Sarkeesian going to win?
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Will i be gettin a car or at least a motorcycle on the next 6 months?
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Amz I a metal god?? Ugh ya..
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>>612971479

Answer very unspecific, be clear fucker!
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>>612971708
NO! , IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING YOU JUST FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING CAR!
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Is Satan a flaming fag?
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Roland deschaind>>612971508
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>>612971764
Well, last try fucking idiot ill wreck your anus if you dont give me a clear answer! NOW!
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Will I ever fuck anna, again?
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will i commit suicide in the future?
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Will I get a good skills?
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will China achieve world domination in the next 20 years?
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Will i lose my virginity before college?
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>>612968086

am i gonna graduate and get married?
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will i ever see success with my new band?
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Hey Satan. I know it's been a while since we last spoke and I haven't really kept up my end of that last bargain we had, but I'd like to ask you a question if you have the time.
I would like to know if you're going to be raiding Earth within the next hundred years.
Take care, man.
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Is god real?
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Am I right to feel this way?
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>>612972063
is she gonna be crazy about my dick?
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>>612968086
Will I get 10 k in the next month?
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>>612972083
TOP KEK
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Lol satan's weak>>612971820
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>>612968086
Birthday sex?a
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>>612968086
ARE YOU EVEN REAL?
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>>612968086
Can I get a opportunity to get alot of money?
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will i live as a richfag in the future?
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>>612972284
Gods a dick so im asking again
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You know what I'm dreaming of. Will you give me the power to realize my dreams ?
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will we end up dating?
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Was Hitler a good man?
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Should I rape her?
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Should i start learning code early?
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>>612972476
You heard the devil
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>>612968086
How is he?
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Do gingers have souls?
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>>612968086
am i gonna get laid this summer?
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do u liek mudkipz?
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Should I continue to live my life in the glory and honor of The Lord?
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Should i become a lawyerfag?
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>>612968086
Am I good at playing the bang bang?
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>>612968086
Should I masturbate tonight?
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should I get back on ice?
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Is it worth it?
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>>612972700
you dun fucked up bro
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What's 9+10?
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>>612972602
Well this sucks, satan
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>>612972698
How would you stop this? Should continue to worship the Christ, at least?
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>>612972788
well thats that cheers satan
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>>612968086
Will I ever find my cat?
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First question is: Will anything ever happen between Emelia and I? Not that I care anymore...
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>>612972808
now if hes jewish then we have a left-hand man for satan
>fuckin christians and left-handed is evil shit
>we'll show you the truth
>with law
>and money
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>>612968086
Will I get the job?
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>>612968086
Can you send me a succubus tonight?
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>>612972999

That's fine. At least I got my first ever trips.
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>>612968086
am I going to pass 425?
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will i ever get satanic trips
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Am i gunna fuck anna anytime soon?
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>>612973083
>ask god for that one
But I dont want any of his prude bitches
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Second question: Will I ever find some motivation to make proactive choices for myself? I feel like I'm gonna become a degenerate.
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>>612968086
will I get dubs or an even number in this post?
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>>612968086

Will we?
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>>612968086
Why are you evil satan? :(
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>>612973342
aboo
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>>612973328

Makes sense... And my final question: will I find love in the next year?
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was /b/ ever good
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>>612968086
Should I try and 100% Fallout 3?
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>>612968086
will I be a cat in next life
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>>612968086
Will I ever get laid?
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>>612973584
While I say yes it was up til 2007, I think god says no.
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Will I get the grades I need?
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That thing with Megan.... Is it gonna happen at some point?
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What's up Satan?
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Please tell me Satan. I need your wisdom.
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Date M?
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>>612973930
Sold.
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>>612973970
Why not
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>>612968086
Do you love Jesus?
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Satan you motherfucker. Tell me.
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Shutdown steam?
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you know my question. just give me an answer.
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Am I gonna finish school satan
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Am I going to become a serial killer (and get away with it)?
Getting away with it is in the same package as becoming one.
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>>612974204
Welp. time to shutdown steam guys. its been fun.
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do u cri evry tiem?
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>>612974233

well..fuck.
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>>612968086
Am I retarded?
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>>612974270
well that sucks
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Will I get into Harvard?
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Study all day for the next month?
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Am I going to get my life on track?
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>>612974399
You're fucking on, Satan.
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will flocka be the next president?
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>>612974386
Is that bad huh
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should i hit the asian bitch from my project group Who fucked it up
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>>612968086
Am I a faggot?
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Are you actually God?
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WIll it?
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FUCK I DONT KNOW SATAN
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>>612968086
Is God real?
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Will I be your sex slave in hell?
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>>612968086
My one and only lord satan, Will my dreams come true?
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Have you ever taken it up the ass, Satan?
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>>612975053
YAY!
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Will I fuck Britney?
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>>612968086
Will I ever get demon waifu/husbando?
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Will I pass my finals next week?
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>>612968086
What is love?
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Are you a virgin, satan?
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can you make my penis more sensitive?
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>>612975345
Well shit.
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am i ever going to fuck cristina?
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>>612975348
Sex, have you ever had sex?
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>>612968086
Does god exist?
> inb4 yes

Satan lies.
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Will I get a fine ass bitch on campus?
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>>612975498
satan confirmed virgin?
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>>612968086
I just want to get laid, its not asking much is it?
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Am I a fag?
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>>612968086
I hate you, you're mean
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>>612975619
WHY
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>>612975889
I will not give up, fuck you satan
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Should I slide in this girls DMS I've had my sights on for awhile?
Hail 666 for good answer
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>>612968086
Will i find a job in the next two month?
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Rawl
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>>612968086
Will I ever meet you?
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Will you marry me?
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do you exist?
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Should I get back together with my Ex?
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>>612976419
Good
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Can you have the jury find me innocent if I get locked up
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>>612968086
will i go to hell?
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>>612968086
will it happen soon?
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>>612976576
neat
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>>612968086
Will I ever be a raging faggot who likes to choke on dicks?
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Can you give me the rarest pepe you have?
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>>612976438
Teehee, stop playing hard to get satan
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>>612968086
Will I become a wizard?
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>>612968086
God is better than you
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>>612968086
Am I awsome?
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>>612976803
Bye bitchs
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>>612968086
sup satan, when you gonna give me that throne of yours?
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>>612968086
am i god
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>>612968086
Am I worthy?
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is eemil retarded
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>>612968086
Will I ever be worthy then?
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>>612977257
reroll
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am i ugly?
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Are you real?
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>>612968086
Will I ever rape you?
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>>612968086
What is the meaning of life?
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>>612977464
dont ask him that shit i am god
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>>612968086
Is eemil fuck retard
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>>612968086
Am I shitposting?
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Will i have a gf
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Do I get a gf this year?
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Is pedophilia good?
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Pasasas
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Hey i know this girl who is obviously into me and seems a bit desperate to be honest. Should i smash that with the force of a thousand suns. Althought its my first time.
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>>612978089
Im not just going to "forget it" i need an answer you failed angel.
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>>612968086
Will I ever get teh pu$$y blud
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>>612968086
should I do it?
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Stan should I rape everybody?
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>>612968086

Should I finish my career?
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>>612978169
Mother fucker. Why cant you tell me. Should i fuck her yes or no.
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Should I try to talk to the nugget?
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>>612978089
Just forget it
>>612978168
I cant tell you
>>612978239
You will never know.


This is fucked up. Youre starting to piss me off. Now this is the las time i ask. Should i fuck her.
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>>612968086
do you need to cook hot dogs or do they come out of the can cooked?
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>>612978089
>>612978168
>>612978239
>>612978437


Im fucking done. But she is into me, right?
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>>612978437
its ok im god just do it plus pedophilia is good
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>>612968086
will anon deliver?
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>>612968086
does the flame smoke make you high?
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>>612978089
>>612978168
>>612978437
>>612978536
My god satan you have a sense of humor. Or this is completely random. Was this random. Or where you (satan) behind all of these.
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>>612968086
do you have a period? is that why your red all the time?
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so satan, are you god's bitch?
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>kiding
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are you santa?
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>>612978717
an impressively accurate roll for the question
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am I going to hell?
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can I stay at your place tonight to stay warm?
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If I message this girl will it actually go anywhere?
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will I ever finish writing?
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do you like my little pony?
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do you think these nerds know that Im a girl?
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>>612968086
Can I get laid now?
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will i ever get laid?
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>>612968086
Will she fuck me this weekend
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