Better fucking do it.

Can I get a dollar right now?

Is OP a faggot?

>>612968086
Have you had good day so far?

fap tonight ?

>>612968418
So you're telling me OP never was a faggot?

You suck Satan

Was Ron Paul Right?

You're going to be a bitch tonight arent you satan?

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Should I roll a fat one and kill my neighbor?

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>>612968974
I think I should because that fucker has been stealing my internet for the past 3 years.
Fucker keeps breaking past all security I put up and I'm genuinely too lazy to call law enforcement despite being able to.

Is akio semen a safe practice to prevent pregnancy.

>>612968086
Will my life make sense soon?

M

Will I get testicular cancer within the next 4 months?

Should I an hero?

Will i find a qt3.14 who puts up with me

>>612969831
Thx Satan u just saved my life

How mad are you that I just rolled a 222 and called it?

Do I ask J*** to the ball?

>>612968086
satan is god better than u?

>>612970355
damn right

>>612968086

are you real, dear satan?

>>612968086

Am I the chosen one mein Lucifer?

>>612968086

Will I keep doing my new hobby?

>>612968086
Can I get away with cheating on my wife

>>612968086
will i ever fuck a gril, master satana>?

Who was phone?

>>612969151
l2 mac filter nub

>>612971066
WHY CAN'T YOU TELL ME?

Satan, Will i Git gud?

Will i get the Booty?

>>612971251
FUCK YEAH!

Is Anita Sarkeesian going to win?

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Will i be gettin a car or at least a motorcycle on the next 6 months?

Amz I a metal god?? Ugh ya..

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>>612971479

Answer very unspecific, be clear fucker!

>>612971708
NO! , IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING YOU JUST FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING CAR!

Is Satan a flaming fag?

Roland deschaind>>612971508

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>>612971764
Well, last try fucking idiot ill wreck your anus if you dont give me a clear answer! NOW!

Will I ever fuck anna, again?

will i commit suicide in the future?

Will I get a good skills?

will China achieve world domination in the next 20 years?

Will i lose my virginity before college?

>>612968086

am i gonna graduate and get married?

will i ever see success with my new band?

Hey Satan. I know it's been a while since we last spoke and I haven't really kept up my end of that last bargain we had, but I'd like to ask you a question if you have the time.
I would like to know if you're going to be raiding Earth within the next hundred years.
Take care, man.

Is god real?

Am I right to feel this way?

>>612972063
is she gonna be crazy about my dick?

>>612968086
Will I get 10 k in the next month?

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>>612972083
TOP KEK

Lol satan's weak>>612971820

>>612968086
Birthday sex?a

>>612968086
ARE YOU EVEN REAL?

>>612968086
Can I get a opportunity to get alot of money?

will i live as a richfag in the future?

>>612972284
Gods a dick so im asking again

You know what I'm dreaming of. Will you give me the power to realize my dreams ?

will we end up dating?

Was Hitler a good man?

Should I rape her?

Should i start learning code early?

>>612972476
You heard the devil

>>612968086
How is he?

Do gingers have souls?

>>612968086
am i gonna get laid this summer?

do u liek mudkipz?

Should I continue to live my life in the glory and honor of The Lord?

Should i become a lawyerfag?

>>612968086
Am I good at playing the bang bang?

>>612968086
Should I masturbate tonight?

should I get back on ice?

Is it worth it?

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>>612972700
you dun fucked up bro

What's 9+10?

>>612972602
Well this sucks, satan

>>612972698
How would you stop this? Should continue to worship the Christ, at least?

>>612972788
well thats that cheers satan

>>612968086
Will I ever find my cat?

First question is: Will anything ever happen between Emelia and I? Not that I care anymore...

>>612972808
now if hes jewish then we have a left-hand man for satan
>fuckin christians and left-handed is evil shit
>we'll show you the truth
>with law
>and money

>>612968086
Will I get the job?

>>612968086
Can you send me a succubus tonight?

>>612972999

That's fine. At least I got my first ever trips.

>>612968086
am I going to pass 425?

will i ever get satanic trips

Am i gunna fuck anna anytime soon?

>>612973083
>ask god for that one
But I dont want any of his prude bitches

Second question: Will I ever find some motivation to make proactive choices for myself? I feel like I'm gonna become a degenerate.

>>612968086
will I get dubs or an even number in this post?

>>612968086

Will we?

>>612968086
Why are you evil satan? :(

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>>612973342
aboo

>>612973328

Makes sense... And my final question: will I find love in the next year?

was /b/ ever good

>>612968086
Should I try and 100% Fallout 3?

>>612968086
will I be a cat in next life

>>612968086
Will I ever get laid?

>>612973584
While I say yes it was up til 2007, I think god says no.

Will I get the grades I need?

That thing with Megan.... Is it gonna happen at some point?

What's up Satan?

Please tell me Satan. I need your wisdom.

Date M?

>>612973930
Sold.

>>612973970
Why not

>>612968086
Do you love Jesus?

Satan you motherfucker. Tell me.

Shutdown steam?

you know my question. just give me an answer.

Am I gonna finish school satan

Am I going to become a serial killer (and get away with it)?
Getting away with it is in the same package as becoming one.

>>612974204
Welp. time to shutdown steam guys. its been fun.

do u cri evry tiem?

>>612974233

well..fuck.

>>612968086
Am I retarded?

>>612974270
well that sucks

Will I get into Harvard?

Study all day for the next month?

Am I going to get my life on track?

>>612974399
You're fucking on, Satan.

will flocka be the next president?

>>612974386
Is that bad huh

should i hit the asian bitch from my project group Who fucked it up

>>612968086
Am I a faggot?

Are you actually God?

WIll it?

FUCK I DONT KNOW SATAN

>>612968086
Is God real?

Will I be your sex slave in hell?

>>612968086
My one and only lord satan, Will my dreams come true?

Have you ever taken it up the ass, Satan?

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>>612975053
YAY!

Will I fuck Britney?

>>612968086
Will I ever get demon waifu/husbando?

Will I pass my finals next week?

>>612968086
What is love?

Are you a virgin, satan?

can you make my penis more sensitive?

>>612975345
Well shit.

am i ever going to fuck cristina?

>>612975348
Sex, have you ever had sex?

>>612968086
Does god exist?
> inb4 yes

Satan lies.

Will I get a fine ass bitch on campus?

>>612975498
satan confirmed virgin?

>>612968086
I just want to get laid, its not asking much is it?

Am I a fag?

>>612968086
I hate you, you're mean

>>612975619
WHY

>>612975889
I will not give up, fuck you satan

Should I slide in this girls DMS I've had my sights on for awhile?
Hail 666 for good answer

>>612968086
Will i find a job in the next two month?

Rawl

>>612968086
Will I ever meet you?

Will you marry me?

do you exist?

Should I get back together with my Ex?

>>612976419
Good

Can you have the jury find me innocent if I get locked up

>>612968086
will i go to hell?

>>612968086
will it happen soon?

>>612976576
neat

>>612968086
Will I ever be a raging faggot who likes to choke on dicks?

Can you give me the rarest pepe you have?

>>612976438
Teehee, stop playing hard to get satan

>>612968086
Will I become a wizard?

>>612968086
God is better than you

>>612968086
Am I awsome?

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>>612976803
Bye bitchs

>>612968086
sup satan, when you gonna give me that throne of yours?

>>612968086
am i god

>>612968086
Am I worthy?

is eemil retarded

>>612968086
Will I ever be worthy then?

>>612977257
reroll

am i ugly?

Are you real?

>>612968086
Will I ever rape you?

>>612968086
What is the meaning of life?

>>612977464
dont ask him that shit i am god

>>612968086
Is eemil fuck retard

>>612968086
Am I shitposting?

Will i have a gf

Do I get a gf this year?

Is pedophilia good?

Pasasas

Hey i know this girl who is obviously into me and seems a bit desperate to be honest. Should i smash that with the force of a thousand suns. Althought its my first time.

>>612978089
Im not just going to "forget it" i need an answer you failed angel.

>>612968086
Will I ever get teh pu$$y blud

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>>612968086
should I do it?

Stan should I rape everybody?

>>612968086

Should I finish my career?

>>612978169
Mother fucker. Why cant you tell me. Should i fuck her yes or no.

Should I try to talk to the nugget?

>>612978089
Just forget it
>>612978168
I cant tell you
>>612978239
You will never know.


This is fucked up. Youre starting to piss me off. Now this is the las time i ask. Should i fuck her.

>>612968086
do you need to cook hot dogs or do they come out of the can cooked?

>>612978089
>>612978168
>>612978239
>>612978437


Im fucking done. But she is into me, right?

>>612978437
its ok im god just do it plus pedophilia is good

>>612968086
will anon deliver?

>>612968086
does the flame smoke make you high?

>>612978089
>>612978168
>>612978437
>>612978536
My god satan you have a sense of humor. Or this is completely random. Was this random. Or where you (satan) behind all of these.

>>612968086
do you have a period? is that why your red all the time?

so satan, are you god's bitch?

>kiding

are you santa?

>>612978717
an impressively accurate roll for the question

am I going to hell?

can I stay at your place tonight to stay warm?

If I message this girl will it actually go anywhere?

will I ever finish writing?

do you like my little pony?

do you think these nerds know that Im a girl?

>>612968086
Can I get laid now?

will i ever get laid?

>>612968086
Will she fuck me this weekend