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>walk into the living room >see this wat do?

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>walk into the living room
>see this
wat do?
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Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>612632301
leave immediately because I hate kids
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>>612632301
Start sweating.
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>>612632301
Burn house down. I don't have any kids
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WHO THE FUCK IS EATING MY SOUP?
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hand out numbers 1-20, and start calling them into my bedroom.
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Go hit on mom in back for sexy tiem
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>>612632301
Awkwardly check that my dick isn't showing through my Pj's, because it always falls out.
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>>612632945
this

/thread
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>>612632945
You mean 180 degrees you fuck
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>>612632301
realize I might have fucked too many bitches in my day
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>>612632301
Each one, from the left, to the right. Some anally, some vaginally, some orally.
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>>612632301
wonder how did they manage to kill the guards
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let them paint my nails and let them braid my hair
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>>612633671
Newfag detected
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>>612633671
/b/ isn't for people like you
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>>612632301
Ask why that hippie is eating soup at my counter. Fucking hippies.
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>>612633829
Where the hell does this joke end? how do we tell which faggot is the real faggot? its like a goddamn snake eating its own tail
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>>612632301
why are there so many kids?
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>>612633671

Being this new
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tickle all their feets
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>>612634072
said every newfag after being here a month
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>>612632301
Turn 540 degrees and jump over couch while making scary monkey noises.
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>>612633829 >>612634036 >>612634203
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>>612633671
>2015
>Doesn't know how to moonwalk.
Pleb.
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>>612632301
something to do with gasoline and fire. You do the math.
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>>612634295
See? this shit doesnt end, heres another faggot and me being a faggot too, goddamn
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>>612632301
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order pizzas, put on kids movies, ask for snack run requests from the halfings so i can get a few minutes away from the headache inducing litttletons. return with snacks, go to room, lament taking care of kids that aren't mine and completely wasting my 20's being a responsible adult. drink from hidden bottle of jameson whiskey, eat doritos to cover the smell, return to living room and hope there's just maybe a single slice of pizza i paid for that i can snag while no one's looking.
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>>612632301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnwkE4trA48
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>>612632301
Ask if they want to watch a movie, whilst I order 5 pizzas.
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Pop in Too Tiny For Anal #4 and ask who wants to try and be a movie star.
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>>612634695
shut up nigger
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>>612633671
NEWFAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>612634868
you are an evil man
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Welcome to /b/ where trolls troll trolls.
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>>612632301
I would have showed them my basement
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Pick the ones I want. Sell the rest.
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>>612634695
you are an evil man
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>>612633671
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>>612635192
implying you know anyone
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>>612635239
:( true.
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>>612632301
say hi?
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My neighbor's granddaughter waved and said hi to me and I got a semi and jerked off when I got back inside.

If I wasn't such a beta I'd be in prison for molestation. Thankfully I'm a beta.
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>>612635490
>scary if true
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>>612632301
>scene 1
Wonder when people figured out I was a pedo and if this is some kind of intervention before I hurt anyone.

>scene 2
Take a look, wave back if anyone waves and walk to my room.
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>>612632301
Fucking kill myself. Have you ever been in a room with that many kids?! Not even a kid fucker would do that.
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>>612635833
Who are you quoting?
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>>612632301
My fantasy is to have girls that age, but much prettier ones, and dress them up in elaborate historically themed costumes of my liking. They'll nibble on me in my bathhouse. We'll have pillow fights and ice cream parties. They'll be on drugs like MDMA so they're more in the mood.
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>>612632301
Yell something along the line of : "NO FEET ON THE SOFA! HUSH NOW!"
Followed by (to the woman in the background) : "WHY ARE THEY OUT OF THE BASEMENT AND WHERE IN THE FOCK ARE THEIR CHAINS?"
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Do a 36000, puke and pass out.
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Give this a click http://strawpoll.me/4228407/
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>>612632301
Get the lube.
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>>612633671
Dayum.
>Mind blown xDDDD

>>612632301
I'd be pretty happy about that sofa, all I have is a 3-seater.
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>>612636055
I believe that's a Robert Paulson quote
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>>612634412
Stop it same fag
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>>612633671
looks like summer came early this year
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>>612633671

>captcha: ulick
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>>612632301
Not sure, but whoever left them all there won't be getting them all back, that's for sure!
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>>612633302
same
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>>612636893
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A lot of piggies to suck on
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Wait for pic related to show up.
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>>612633633
>constantly walks around with dick hanging out
>"I didn't realise"
>cops believe you
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected
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Wonder why the fuck there is a god damn cross in my house
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>>612632301
build harem
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>>612638326
Yes omfg best time to start.
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