NZ Tell us where you're reporting in from.

>>612379710

not from your county of sheepshaggers

>>612379816
I'm happy to hear that.

>>612379912

so are the sheep

>>612380016
Because you would or wouldn't fuck our sheeps?

>Mamma Mia is a pretty good rock opera

Tokoroa reporting in, not sure about staying here its boring af

>>612380859
Implying it is though, Protomen are better

>>612381479
Where would you go?

central otago reporting in

>>612381734
Probably Auckland, at least you can find drugs there haha

>>612379710
Napier reporting in

>>612381607
>You are the dancing queen
>Young an sweet
>Only seventeen

Levin

Nearly got struck by lightning just now.

>>612381935
Would have thought you'd get heaps in Tokoroa.

>>612381953
Fancy af.

>tfw got banned from the Overheard at Auckland Uni page only a few hours after getting accepted
>tfw they reported me to facebook for having a fake account

>>612382034
Looking for bitches to ride cock hahha

Hi friends <3

Chch is here

>>612382034
there is, but i don't know anyone so its all fukt, i just wanna have a blunt while i trip but noooo.

>>612382131
wot

>>612382180
Hi Josh.

Palmy reporting in.

windy fag reporting in.

wh

>>612382298
Hi bb

>>612382288
Trip? Make sure it's proper stuff, anon.

>>612382352
>wh
That stand for where's Hilary?

>trapped on my Everest

>>612382435
Chch here.

>>612382371
nah its fine i chew on hazardous chemicals for fun lol

The lounge

>>612379710
>Tell us where you're reporting in from.
the bottom of a black whole of depression

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"NEW ZEALAND STRONK"

- Sir Edmund Hillary

What's happening 2night? Drinking, pill popping, toking what?

>>612381957
No u

>>612382117
Ah, is that where your account went then?

>>612383529
He never said that, he was misquoted.

welly reporting in

>>612383605
Yeah, came back from the movies and it was all gone.

I have to send them a picture of my ID, I mean really...

>>612383751
Facebook general though

>>612383751
I guess your memes were too dank

>>612383836
>>612383892
I pushed too quick. I was going to play it cool but I got a taste of excitment and lost all sense of myself.

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waiting for my path of exile beta be like

Just saw a woman shit on a bus.

>>612384323
y u keep postin this tho

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Lower Hutt :c

>>612384882
wew lad

>>612385098
Are you actually ffrom the Hutt Valley?

Welly reporting

>>612385161
Lol no. But I live here now.

>>612385497
Did you move this morning?

West Auckland here. Gonna get drunk in a bit.

>>612385650
Last month.

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Moai crown sovereign state newsrooms

Anyone know where to buy prescription drugs in Auckland?

Wellington Upper Hutt reporting in

>>612386001
Sheeit.

>>612386140
Yeah pharmacy, mate, bloody heaps if them round, aye.

>>612379710
Reporting in from central Auckland

island bay niggggggas

chch reporting in.

recovering from ecstacy/alcohol fuelled night last night.

>>612386510
haha chchfag thinks he got real ecstasy

>>612386310
Well la de da, if it isn't the duke of queen street. Should we all bow in your presence?

Masterton :)
people post wairarapa nudes if you got em

>>612386913
mate got it from greymouth

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>>612385207

>>612387293
>greymouth

That's my nickname for your mum's cunt.

Hastings
hbfa

motueka

>>612379710
chch its pissing it down im staying in and getting high

>>612387223
I wish m8. Guys dont seem to share.

Nelson reporting.

Anyone know the status with the trips coming down and up to the top of the south? I've been on a pretty awesome hit-streak with getting strong shit but this n-bomb stuff coming up in Wellington is putting me off looking for awhile.

Hamilton reporting in

>>612387968
Fuck bro I know. I'd share but my phone doesn't let me post pics

Taupo
Weather is shit here tonight

About to go chill in my shed to shelter from the rain and have a few buckys around Auckland somewhere.

J Day this Saturday 2 May, come along to support a change, to legalize medical, spiritual, recreational, and religious. Most major city centers see Facebook for details..

>>612388105
Not once when I was at school was there any scandals like that or anything. The only thing that came out came from St Matts.

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>>612388490
medical and recreational I understand.
spiritual and religious I do not.

>>612386147
what part?

christchurch weather is poo poo

>>612388554
There was the St matts porno but I never even saw that. It's shit apparently

>>612388490
are you really mentioning facebook on /b/ ? We should fuckn dox you faggot

>>612389101
Yea thats what I was referring to. I heard the same. Nothing ever got leaked at my school or anything like that. I heard stories of the shit people did but that was it.

>>612389085
NZ weather is poo poo.

where my Taurangay guyfriendling at?

i got accepted :3

>>612388239
was there over the weekend. Stayed at camellia court, dude on the desk was the worst at selling rooms

Anyone else here? I'm watching stand up on youtube and drinking alone.

>>612390226
you're drinking with friends, my friend

>>612390290
That's a nice way to look at it.

DEAD THREAD

DEAD COUNTRY

>>612379710
Nigeria

>>612388681
this so much. spiritual is a garbage word.

>>612385931
Yo also form out west sup man

WEST

IS

BEST

palmy

>>612391569
You sold like a lower class west aucklander, I'm the old money version of a westie. My family has been here since before the subdivisions and paved roads.

Wellyfag selling stolen shit on the vic deals fb page signing in

5018

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>>612379710
westport

>>612381814
another central otago??? well fancy seeing you here

>>612379710
Matamata reporting in!

>>612391746
Lmfao, I come from a pretty well to do family financially. Am a current masters student at UoA and flat out here. so calm the fuck down faggot west auck cuck faggots like you are the worst. no one gives a fuck if your family has been shoveling shit in huia for the last 100 years.

>>612381953
Me too, onekawa represent

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we now discuss NZ's greatest beer

>pic related

>>612392292
>Export quality.
I love how beer companies sell the shit to the locals but everyone else gets the good stuff.

>>612392184
>there aren't even roads named after his family

kek, pleb westie detected.

>>612392292
I agree,

>>612392414
kek, national voter identified.

>>612392414
LMFAO there actually is faggot

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>>612392292

Rather export. Tui tastes fucking meh.

>>612392579
And now maoris live on it, great job.

Whakatane sup mike

>>612392292
what about double brown cunt

>>612392414
kek'd
>>612392579
lost it

>>612392672
Its rural gay boy, plus the maoris lived all over the show before your fam

>>612392650
Waikato is the bees knees mate.
I dont get why people buy tui. Its fucking horrible

>>612392809
>the maoris lived all over the show before your fam

And now they don't, you're welcome.

>>612381978
Shannon over here

>>612392957
Claims to live in west auckland on a street without anyone of maori decent.

Yup you sure are an ignorant edgy faggot

>>612392957
and soon the asians will have it all
mass-murder pills.

>Replacing original Maoris with Chinks

Yea, you really improved the place. Fuck.

>>612393108
The street isn't on any maps, it's where the best and brightest of the white race converge to direct the destiny of new zealand. We call it New London.

>>612393213
>London
>>white

Yea man you really are a massive faggot

>>612393181
hey, I'm no fan of mass immigration, but at least they're not unproductive degenerate savages, just sayin'

>>612393339
New London. We're correcting the mistakes of the past.

>>612382341
disgusting.

>>612393367
Yep Islanders really are a piece of work

>>612393399

Dont think your Italian/Roman faggot, keep trying

>>612393888
Please, the italians are all contaminated by moors, the british empire is the true heir to Rome, and where they have fallen we will rise.

Anyone still there? I'm drinking.

>>612394581
where you at bro

>>612394737
Auckland, you?

>>612394790
Little bit south of palmy

>>612394903
I think we're the only ones left, we have to breed to keep the thread going.

Why is NZ music so mediocre, so tame, so meh.

>>612389466
Same but then I got banned and my account deleted.

>>612395316
So pretty much like NZ?

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Fiji because why the fuck not

>>612395547
*life

>>612395316
I liked The Mint Chicks when I was in high school. They were good.

>>612386070
who is this cunt?

>>612395711
they were mint

>>612395711
tits or gtfo

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>>612395690
deep

>>612395711
brah my nostalgia off the rails..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISkvWP4hDf4&ab_channel=MsSoultice

and more NZ shit from the day?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3euc9pmst4M&ab_channel=TIKITAANE

fuck here we go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX7MktaEMh0&ab_channel=laurenwhitneyemi

>>612395984
0/10 I puked.

>>612395350
>tfw went to check on my acc and it's b& too

>>612396085
Hey I never said it was good.

>>612395984
I listened to the Mint Chicks non stop when I was younger, I ever saw them live once at the Transmission room. It was awesome.

>>612379710

Dunedin reporting in

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>>612396289
I was in intermediate when I first started getting into music

fucking feels when everyone was so innocent, now all the girls turned to sluts and the guys turned to car worshipping faggots and you're left wondering what went wrong.

fuck anon i'm gonna'...
i'ma...
:(

>>612396187
What did you post?

Gloriavale
But really, something should be done about that place.

>>612395984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQLUygS0IAQ&ab_channel=clipone

>>612396465
Well Kody Nielson's new band has a single out, if that's any consolation.

https://soundcloud.com/weirdworldrecordco/silicon-god-emoji

Nelson reporting.

>>612396558
nothing

got b& for fake account

did you end up posting tho?

>>612396465
What music are you into?

I didn't get into music, really, until I was 15 (or so) and heard the Beatles for the first time. That changed everything for me.

>>612396465
sad posts with sad kitty tear my soul part

>>612396685
a

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post em

>>612396672
WOOOOONDER GIRRRRRRRLS

>>612396653
Ah, so guess we got done by fuckbook and not the admins of the page.

Someone took a screencap of my first post and my second was "After I posted that first status I saw a woman shit on a bus?"

>>612396786
Lol x

>>612396787
you only managed 2 posts?

damn...

>>612396672
The first band I ever listened to with intent was Blink-182.

I used to buy the 'Now thats what i call music' albums.

I used to listen to shit like Mattafix which was my first CD I ever got.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mtfnfQoAco&ab_channel=BoscosTina

but when music started to surround me was in intermediate when girls would put the radio onto The Edge and pop music would play.

You know the first time I ever heard *good* music was when my friends dad put on Pink floyd The Wall, my little 9 yearold mind nearly shit the bed, was the best shit ever.

>>612396973
Yeah, I got over excited and should have waited/slowed down a bit.

Plus I was going out so should have waited until I could have watched it unfold properly.

>RIP

>>612379710
Auckland.

>>612397069
>You know the first time I ever heard *good* music was when my friends dad put on Pink floyd The Wall, my little 9 yearold mind nearly shit the bed, was the best shit ever.
>my little 9 year old mind
>9 year old

That's a really nice story.

>>612397132
Sorry, bro, didn't catch her name.

>>612397217
wat

>>612397193
Have you seen the wall?
the fucking kids going into the blender being turned to mince meat, shit stuck in my head forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs35t2xFqdU&ab_channel=xGunsSaysBAANGx

>>612397069
I got five Green Day albums before I listened to any other music.

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>>612397295

Gisborne reporting in.

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>>612397378

>>612397329
No I haven't.

I've seen that concert of theirs though, with the eys on the front? That was good.

>>612397338
In primary school I had a crush on a chick who was really into greenday right about when American idiot got released, only album of theirs I heard anything of.

>>612397456
text me

>>612397329
I was 8 when I saw this, I had nightmares for weeks.

>>612397530
gib number and i shall

>tfw have the best taste in music in this thread

>>612397469
Don't remember, might have been Pulse concert, unless it was earlier like 70's 80's

>>612397524
Funny story she turned out to be a dude though aye started hormons real ealy. Probably one of the best fucks I've ever had, lol, nutted in his/her tight hole with the force of a thousand guns lol.

Shame he dad died, he was a nice guy.

>>612397656
>70's 80's
I'm not that old anon, lol, geez kid.

Nah it was in the early 2000s I think.

AWOOOOOOOO~

I'm not your mate.

>>612397554
The scene of the flower penetrating the other flower like a dick in a vag, that may have been the first porn i ever saw.

Why you NZ fags always posting your shit on here? Your shitty little island is just about small enough for you to have paper cups and talk about inbreeding with them. Maybe I'm just lonely. Still tho, up the monarch
Up captain Cook!

>>612395107
if I can pay attention and still jack off sure

Kanye West > Pink Floyd

>>612397848
captain cook and the monarchs are faggots

>>612397913
kys

>>612397848
>maybe I'm just lonely
Yeah seems about right
also Napier reporting in

>>612397810
The wall the movie is a masterpiece.

>>612397973
>joking about suicide
kyss yourself

>>612397618
Do you even PJ Harvey?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbq4G1TjKYg

Any bros here go/went to Liston Collage?

>>612397769
ah well idk.
they put on a mean concert though, flawless vocals and guitar every time.

Where the metal in this thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAJQOeCSs_o

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>>612398076
:)

>>612379710
Singapore

>>612397973
How's Sean? Your sheep? Give his hole 5 minutes between sessions won't you

>>612398023
I'm lonely without you

>>612398311
Oh look another sheep joke hahahaha *yawn*

>>612398430
Cor does it hurt fam?
Great wages. Murderer

AOTYSF? I'd say Scar Sighted - Leviathan

>>612398651
Everyboy age 15 in New Zealand gets a sheep to fuck, after 2 years we package 'em up and export them to you guys.

think about that the next time the gravy's running down your chin.

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>>612398795
kekd
fuk mi

>>612396465
You little shit stealing my kittys

>>612398837
Sufjan Stevens - Carrie & Lowell

kpop AOTY is about to drop soon

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>>612399168
fuck you steak man.

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>>612399242

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>>612399168

>>612396312
Yo, what part

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>>612379710
auckwest

Dunedin reporting in.

>>612399514
How cold is it in dunedin

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the best thing to come out of your country imo

>>612399242
Michelangelo must have had the smallest dick ever.

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>>612399686
>mfw I have no idea who that is

>>612399879
He's one of the founding members of The Mint Chicks, now in another band.

>sex with Yuri's fat thighs

>>612399686
0/10 your opinion is objectively worthless

>>612399783
Well all the small dicked Greek statues were because small dicks were revered.

https://scotteriology.wordpress.com/2011/08/11/greek-statues-penises-and-pederasty/

>>612400000
Checking quints

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>>612399686
>>612399982
NZ good enough for this guy

>>612400274
I know he lived here for a while, did he move or something?

>>612400343
No, still lives in Auckland.

>>612399168
What makes you think that they're yours?

>>612399982
>The Mint Chicks???

>>612400665
to be fair I did pinch them off him, they made me whimper seeing them posted and Its such a good reaction image.

>>612400914
Urzila, pls.

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>>612396734

>>612400844
Dude, were you even alive in the early 2000's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP1yitwoNN0

>>612399457

Castle st north

>>612400914
gtfo tumblr fag

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>>612401083

>>612393455
hate island cunts, National needs to drop the pacific quota's its like 1500 a year or some shit

>>612401009
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP1yitwoNN0
CRAP

>>612400990
are you my friend on last.fm, my friend?

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>>612401284

>>612401284
more $ for the prisons.

>>612401394
>more $ for the prisons.
true but the maori's are doing a good job at that anyway

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>>612396734
>>612400990
be gentle

>>612401284
Are you forgetting islanders by groceries by the van full?

they pull in with all the cuzzies, uncles, aunties brothers and sisters and they fill their red van of bread and alcohol.

>>612401855
more like steal

>>612401703
emphasis on the word more.

>>612401711
2/5

>>612401975
mixed feelings about our multicultural society anon?

>>612402284
how'd you guess? genius right here, you should get into politics.

>>612401711
Did you like the new Modest Mouse?

>>612402284
dont like immigration but its life, chinese and indians are OK. luckily the quota will eventually drop to nil

>>612399659
fucking cold and wet.

Dunedin rep!

>>612379710
Whangaparaoa here (about an hour north of Auckland for those of you who don't know)

>>612379710
9812 INVERCARGILL

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Dumping welly nudes, hoping to get some nudes back. Any requests? I have a few girls from East and Welly High.

>>612402535
Indian girls are hot

Invercargill reporting in

Warkworth here, having a hard time finding anything other than marijuana, so i might just buy some san pedro off trademe to try :)

>>612402941
Who are you..

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

>>612402950
Go on...

>>612392292
greatest beer add's next to the old speights ones.

As for beer, Waikato.

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First one was Chrissy B, so is this.
2/8

>>612402950
>>612403317
>nudes

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>>612384272 Bran Hopkins is a faggot

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3/8
>>612403355
Don't see you posting anything faggot. I used to have nudes of this girl but lost them on my old computer.

any auckland nudes? preferably central

Is there a pharmacy in auckland where you can just buy any perscription drugs? Without doctors hassling you

guys i've got a topknot and live in Auckland. should i be afraid?

Someone post Alice Wenley nudes

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White trash stripper

Turangi here ! Need bud but the tinny houses are asleep right now. halp !

Have some more NZ Bands cause reasons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh-WPwiOODY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNIOlX-K0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EED8F7P_q4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf63lPwiUjY

>>612385098
Petone reporting in. How's this fuckin storm ay

>>612385161
You? Any hutt nudes

Post favourite house music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH4YSVZOq-U

Nicola Sheldon nudes anyone?

>>612403593
prepare to be smirked at

does anyone in auckland know or have seen Miss Alice

>>612391848
Haps is that you

any from dunedin?

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>>612404006
Not him but I think this chick's from the hutt

>>612403593
woah i didn't know sheep could use a computer

>>612404310
fuck thats hot

>>612404181
Alice Wenley? Yes

>>612392757
Good ol do bros

Hows aucklend bol

>>612404448
is that her last name? lol. what part does she live in

>>612404310
i've still yet to see a fuckable maori. how gross is this shit. horrid

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>>612404376
have some more. Is anyone looking to trade welly nudes? I'm keen to do it via e-mail if you don't wanna share them on here.

>>612403236
Waikato ? nigger water more like it

>>612404448
did she go to St Cuths

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>>612404655
Everyone has seen this one.
Danielle norris
She went to east and lives in dunedin atm

>>612404842
I haven't, any more?

>>612404842
pretty sure every regular's seen that one too lol

>>612404706
No, that would be double brown.

Also video for reasons of reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUa_bDTvBDg

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>>612404981
Nope but i have a shit quality pic of chloe graham

>>612404842
is there more of her?

Shore fag reporting in. Just been on trip to Napier to see a friend, forgot how fucking dry it is. Weather still sick though

More nz nudes. I love this shit

I fucked Jess Phillips and Sarah Banbury

i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches

Chch reporting in. If anyone's after a full time job, convince me to hire your ass. It's hard work but all you have to do is be clever enough and likeable and you'll have no issues.