What is wrong with females. Why can't they give more

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>>612361101
Take a fucking hint, you autistic potato.

>>612361101
that is your girlfriend? srsly m8? the fuck are you doing with her?

Honestly dude girls only do that when they don't like someone

Establish dominance with something like "Are you too stupid reply with more than one fucking word?

>>612361399
I like this guy

>>612361101
She's fucking another guy.

>>612361485
I like you too man

She's uninteresting and a boring person.
I literally stopped talking to multiple people because of short replies.

Also, it's probable that she's just not interested in you- so much so that she can't even be bothered to give you a decent reply.

Good luck.

>>612361101
Yeah, if she wanted to talk to you, she would.

Be unavailable the next time she messages, phones or anything. Just be completely silent. Let her know you're not at her beck-and-call, and if she wants you at all to begin with that will make her want you more.

If she doesn't want you at all, you'll go several days without hearing from her. Take it as leave to hang out with your friends and do whatever without reporting back. You'll be better for it.

>>612361101
You're too clingy.
Have you tried giving her some space and killing yourself? It helped out my last relationship.

she's pissed with you or with something

>>612362206
Mr. Skeltal?

>>612361399
This
It's the only way

>>612361809
To all those saying she's not interested, she usually messages me first but then goes to one words is this normal?

>>612362446
She. Is. Not. Interdasted.

>>612362011

This man knows what's up. Unless she is pissed off at YOU specifically, she would give more detailed answers If she was into you

>>612362272
Mr. Ed. That's a common mistake recently so don't feel bad. My voice is a little horse.

>>612362267
Nope. Not that I know of

she's doing this cuz she wants attention and wants you to ask what is wrong and stuff. Im 99% sure she's pissed

>>612362206
Wise words from an undead /b/tard

>>612361399
this

>>612362446
Ha, that's actually best case scenario. It seems now that she's interested, just not interesting. Some people really don't know how to hold a conversation. Maybe talking on mic or on the phone more will help.

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Thanks guys. You gave me the confidence I needed. I just thought this was normal with most girls.

>>612361101
She's pregnant

Try something more snappy OP, like; I wish you would throw up on my cock, I saw the on Jerry Springer once...cash!

>>612362755
It is normal, but how you react to it is important.

If she didn't really want to talk to you, she would just not respond. She wants you to know something is off, and it's being a childish cunt about it by making you play a guessing game.

Don't play her games.

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>>612362623
>my voice is a little horse
>is a little horse
>little horse

>>612362755
OP, another bit of advice I can give you from experience is this: don't always end your sentences with a question mark. It'll just prolong the loop of her giving you short-answers. Try to end some of your sentences as a statement, so she'll be forced to think of something.

this

>>612362973
So what do?

>>612361399
This OP, shit like that works.

Send her dick pic, ask if she wants sum fuk

>>612363040
She just reads the message and doesn't reply

>>612363040
decent advice but were dealing with women here... all any girl would just say is "soooooo......" or something similar

>>612362527
You. Are. A. Faggot.

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>>612362986
He thinks he gets the joke
But he really doesn't

>>612363121
Send her dick pic. Asks if that cheers her up. If she says no, it's over.

>>612363226
Also that slam piece has nice tits.

>>612363356
Hey I was watching this a few nights ago

>>612363242
Damn... I hate to say it again, but I really did stop talking to someone I once loved because they didn't have anything good to contribute to our conversations.
That last bit of advice was my last hope and it didn't even work for me in the past. Guess it's just a woman thing.

>>612362755
You better post her reaction

>>612363121
Call her out on it.

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>>612363040
Or she won't reply at all

>>612361399
This may sound edgy as fuck, but this actually works.

I've had to do this on more than one occasion.

>>612363434
If it doesn't cheer her up send 10 more dick pics.

If that doesn't work posts ending in 7's pics will cheer her up

>wat doe she wunt

She wants you to ask her what's wrong and for you to be all caring and shit.

Do you like her? Is she a friend of yours?

Either way, be a good man and ask her.

Just wanna fuck her? Too bad faggot, go masturbate to your chinese cartoons.

Talking to my gf right now, she's full of one worders.

Women are inherently lazy, lazier the more comfortable they are.

All these other anons are morons.

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How am I doing?

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she actually answered with more than 1 word

>>612363622
>>612363233
2 posts saying to send dick pic. Both are dubs.
By the rules of /b/ you must deliver.

>>612363356

Thanks, I was over here hating him all by myself.

Also OP, you've totally fucked yourself if you let that "Fuck this" mean anything other than "Fuck this horrible thing making you feel like shit for no good reason I WANT TO PROTECT YOU FROM THIS HORRIBLE THING".

If you can't hold a conversation with HER, she's got every reason to have lost interest. Fool.

>>612363613
>I've had to do this on more than one occasion.

You're a fucking liar, lol

Go to bed, kid.

>>612363735
She bout to dump you now

>>612363844
Fuck you

>>612363735
faggot, shoulda listened: >>612363434

Your bitchy attitude is making it worse.

>>612363738
Ayyyyy monica! Doing work. That shit will piss me off.

>>612363735
You dun goofed.

You shouldn't have said
>Did I make you mad? ;_;
Makes you sound beta as fuck.

You should have just called her out for being boring.

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good job asserting dominance, now onwards you go finding another pussy

>>612363735
>Is something wrong?

Dominance lost. Stop asking so many questions.

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send this, and tell her "this could be us".

>>612363735
You're being really dumb. She obviously wants to talk about what's wrong, but you keep getting pissed off when she throws out short replies. Ask her what's the matter, insist to know. Say you can help. Be a good person.

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>>612363735
Really bad.

You look like a beat now. You were on the right track with "fuck this"

You TELL her what's she's doing wrong: 1 word responses. You don't ask her what YOU're doing wrong...Jesus man...

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>>612363735

>>612363735
Should've just went with the "stop being a childish cunt" card. This just makes you sound clingy IMO

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Here fags

>>612362913
This legit srsly

>>612363844
This was also dubs...
You have to do it or the gods will /b/ mad

>>612363844 not only did you get dubs

But he got double dubs.
>>612363434

Thats 4.5 dubs. Op has no.choice but to delivar

>>612364103
This.

Jesus, I know at least half a dozen girls that talk like this.
And I'm not even the one who initiates the conversation.

Do they literally not read the inane shit they write?
>lol
>ok
>yeah
>sup

I guess being attractive means you don't have to worry about developing a personality.

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>>612362206

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This better work

>>612364134
>>612364066
>>612364103
>>612363931
>>612363936
All of this. Man up OP

>>612364233
Dubs again.

Hurry up OP

>>612363735
Guys she's been throwing up FOR 3 WEEKS SHES PREGNANT

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This whole thread is so rife with beta losers. Christ.

Give us her number, we'll set shit straight

>>612364284
yfw she replied lol having no personality and you texted saying you lost your mother

>>612364275
I didn't post rules so fuck off

thinking about it logically I wouldn't what to hold a conversation with anyone while throwing up, I'd just tell them to fuck off, so you like you enough not to do that i guess?

>>612362206
ayyee lmao

>>612364600
ayy lmao

>>612364646
ayyy b mad at ur gf lmao

>>612364284
>I guess being attractive means you don't have to worry about developing a personality.

Yeah....we watch south park too

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Trying to stay alpha

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>>612364533

>>612364889
What....?

>>612364233
>>612363434
>>612363844
>>612363622


The gods are trying to tell you something OP you dense faggot

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>>612364791
>>612364830
>>612364879

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>>612364572
What bitch? I'll fedora flip your fucking nose into your skull.

>>612364906
not bad OP

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>>612364906
u dun goofed
abandon thread

>>612364906
Just tell her to message you when she actually has something to say.

End that shit. Fuck her and record it for fap folder, though.

>>612364906
at "i dont know"
you should just just stopped responding

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>>612364906

>>612364906
What the fuck. She can't even show some sort of emotion after you said that???

Dude, she's broken. Send her to the shop to fix. I think you should break up with her, but that's just me.

>>612364906
She's pregnant you idiot SHES BEEN VOMMITING FOR 3 WEEKS AND EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE, she has a parasite inside her causing her hormones to go fuck themselves

Be like "don't lie to me. I've seen you when you're fine, and I know you're lying. Quit that shit and just tell me. We in this together right? So quit playing bullshit games."

>>612364906
>I'm fine

Just stop. Don't talk to her again unless she initiates.

And get on with the dick pic you faggot.

>>612361101
My fucking gf does the same very often, i dont know, meabe they enjoy our disconcern

>>612363356
I read his reply and I literally raged thinking "That's not the joke you fucking-" and Then I saw this. Thank you.

>>612365329
this, faggot plz stop

send her this "talk to me when you want too now, i won't deal with this bullshit"

Op just don't reply after this, if she has something to say to you, she can message you after. Any means to get any info from her at this point is useless and iwll make you look silly. Abandon ship for now.

>>612364906
man the fuck up.
>u r dum? lol jk

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>>612365280
This actually makes a lot of sense

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>>612365315
Did this. Lengthy but fuck it

>>612365452
Who the fuck are you calling a faggot you fucking fuck?!

I will fuck you with a rake cunt!

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>>612364906
>I'm fine...
>Fuck that, I want to know.

Oh OP...

Fuck This man, stop talking To this bitch unless she initiates the talk

>>612365670
Dyel?

>>612365626
So there is something wrong. Did you ask her what it is?

>>612365626
DOT DOT DOT.

Abandon her to the wastes, OP.

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>>612365626
she was raped, get ready op

Then what the fuck is it!?!?

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>>612365558
She has leukimia you retard. Id show you convo but don't feel like searching for it

>>612365626
SHE'S PREGNANT, GODDAMN IT!

there's this guy asking for advice and how to talk to his own girlfriend. She keeps typing out short one-word sentences to him.
Can't help but feel all fluffy inside that you and I can talk for two days straight and still have stuff to say.
[12:46:24 AM | Edited 12:46:35 AM] MarkILL: I feel sorry for him, though. that's the same reason I drifted so far away from Tiff. It's hard trying to talk to someone and all you ever get is nothing back =\

[12:53:35 AM] \: Aww poor guy. He's really trying. Did anyone give him any good advice?
Im glad too that we keep finding things to say. I remember that was one of the first reasons why I found you so attractive. Whenever you replied I felt like there was always something more to say. I wanted to keep the conversation going as long as it could.

[12:59:59 AM] MarkILL: There's about a million of us giving him advice. It seems as though he already tried all we mentioned. I think he's taking it as "break up with his current gf right now". Oh well. I think he wanted validation in the first place. He seems frustrated.

=] I found you attractive in that way too. You're the first and only person I found the love of conversation in.
[01:00:13 AM] MarkILL: Sleepy-sleepy yet?
See, OP. This is how people talk to each other.

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>>612364906
LOL

I love your responses. You start out good then pussy out half way through in case she gets mad. There may not be hope for you OP.

I'm assuming you're young. You may not realize it yet but this is a defining moment in your life. The moment that will determine how women see you and react to you. It's up to you to decide if you want to be Alpha or a Beta...this very moment.

You may lose her if you act like an Alpha. Not all females respond well to it, but most do. You can either act like a beta (what you're doing now) and maybe you can keep girls from leaving you for a few more weeks..... Or act like an Alpha. You'll risk losing her if you act like an asshole but if it works (and it probably will) you'll have a revelation pretty early on in your young life about what you can get away with when dealing with females.

Make the right choice. Don't be a pussy

>>612365626
ohh shit, dude time to alpha now. say this "No, its you, im tired of you and your halfed assed attempts to make this work. I'm done, we're over/"

>>612365626
Just stop you faggot. Just stop.

>>612365164
this OP

>>612365626
she's probably on her period or something is up that she doesn't want to let you in on. if you value her then let her have her space and be friendzoned if not then eject and move on and don't waste your time with this dead-end

>>612365626
Now OP is begging.

I bet that she's blowing some stupid shit out of proportion and when it comes out it will just anger op more

>>612365713
I lift your dad up and down on this dick every night

>>612365626
She just admitted that she lied to you.

Run, dude.

She probably blew some guy at a club and feels guilty.

Keep it up op. If she is your girlfriend then she shouldn't be shutting you out. Plain and simple. Relationships are about sharing. If you are her man then she should let you know what is up, not this "yeh. No. Idk. It's not you" bullshit

>>612361101
300% cheating on you

it's a fact

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>>612365626
>she's preggers
>she's dying

Either way, welcome to hell.

>>612361101
She is busy sucking nigger dick.
Can you taste it when you kiss her?

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>>612365815
hope it keeps like that for you random anon

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>>612365626
Fuck you OP, you got 5.5 dubs suggestion dick pics now either make with the dick pics or this just became a

"My girlfriend is asleep, 21 decides what i do." thread

>>612365800
THATS PROBABLY WHY SHES NOT UP TO PARAGRAPH LONG ANSWERS. SHE HAS FUCKING CANCER JACKASS

>>612365800
rip

>>612365815
>=]
>Sleepy-sleepy
>This is how people talk

LOL

Dude. You're not being alpha by throwing in a couple tough words but still begging her to talk. She us still owning you. Ignore her....not good for this thread but that's the only rigjt answer. Otherwise you're testicles are going to continue to disappear and she'll continue to see you as a giant pussy

>>612365626
>It's not you

AW SHIET.

>>612365819
This right here. But remember not everyone is cut out to be alpha, and it may not be you. But if you can,always be alpha

>>612365800
Haha you are berating your cancer ridden girlfriend? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>612363735
three weeks/ Did you knock her up OP??

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>>612365819

>>612366060
Piss on her

shes either cheating, on her period, or just a dumb bitch. take your pick. whatever makes you more comfortable and is easier to accept

>>612366266
Re-roll

>>612365626
lol dude i was 19 and dated a 17 year old girl
exactly like this bitch
she doesnt love you
just using you trust me
doesnt even care to ask you a question back
like how was your day?
why?
>because she doesn't care about you
>dump her

>>612364906
Something's wrong with her maybe she's preggy

>>612366256

Good job op.

>>612365822
Beta's dump by text faggot.

>>612361101
She's rockin otha niggaz mics mah nigga

Who uses kik with their girlfriend??

>>612365800
If I had cancer I wouldn't like to write bibles as responces either you retard

>>612366404
People with no data and rely on wifi.

>>612366404
me and your mom

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Yeahhh.....its terminal

>>612366060
I had the very same blanket when I was young. Thanks for the nostalgia.

>>612366382
k lol

>>612366547
what the actual fuck op

OP, she's fucking someone else behind your back. God speed and good luck. End it with her before she ends it with you. In the end you will at least keep your dignity and if the bitch has a soul she will rot from the inside for keeping it to herself (she seems like a weak bitch).

>>612366547
OP confirmed for autist of the century.

Way to fucking go.

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>>612366630
satanic trips checkd

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>>612366547
FAKE
ABANDON THREAD

>>612366547
ops gf is kill, godspeed op :c

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>>612366547
OP is just trolling us.

>>612364906
If I were her, i'd break up with you now. If I were you, i'd break up with her now. I'm assuming the former will go first.

>>612366547
Wow op you just upset a depressed dying girl. You win

>>612366547
HOLLYY FUCKKKK
now you feel like a fucking faggot don't you

>>612366547

she's milking it for attention she wont die
tell her TITS or GTFO

>>612366727
/thread

>>612366547

Wtf is wrong with her?

She is using you as a fucking punching bag instead of including you and letting you help.

Fakest shit ever. Bye.

>>612366547
Why does she have to act like a selfish cow just because she's dying? Is she too stupid to realise now is a good time to be with loved ones.
I'm glad she's dying.

>>612366547
gr8 fred opie u win

>>612366773
/thread

Hey OP, what's your opinion on necrophilia?

>>612366547
This is a ruse

>>612363735
Why the the fuck did I walk into another beta thread? Fuck me

>>612366547
Top fucking kek!
Nice bait, OP, you got us all.

>>612366547
She's lying. She's trying to make you guilty.

Next she's going to pull a
>It's not you, it's me

She'll be dating Jamal within a week.

>>612361399
It sounds dickish but it actually does work

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Here. Help

>>612366547
>skull in her contact name

Okay this probably isn't real.

If it is, you are a mental case.

>>612366547
oh jesus what
god damn it OP

>>612361101
She's puking you retard. You think she wants to have a long meaningful convo?

>>612366547
>Dying in a month
>Not spending the rest of your time fucking and getting fucked up

Bitch fails so hard at dying.

>>612366547
NOW IS YOUR FUCKING CHANCE

TELL HER TO "FUCK OFF YOU DYING DISEASE RIDDEN LEPPER, KEEP YOUR PUTRID INFECTIOUS BODY AWAY FROM ME YOU SHELL OF A HUMAN. YOU ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING AND YOUR VACATION FROM THIS EARTH IS ONLY A BLESSING TO US ALL"

>>612366806
Can't tell if bait or retarded

>>612366865
kek

>>612366547
Oh man that sucks
>she just wants to live her life with you and pretend nothing is wrong
>you go full blown autist and make her feel even worse

But look at it this way. At least you know a month later there won't be any awkward meetings between your new gf and your ex!

>>612366716
Newfag

>>612366892
K

>>612366547
My sides

>>612366256
Girlfriend tells you she's dying. Quick....lets tell /b/. Fake fake fake

Jesus H... Assuming this cancer is real (like your entire fucking thread has been this far), there is not one valid reason she won't be on 30 Chad Thundercocks instead of dealing with your whiny beta bullshit.
Walk away, grow a set, and move the fuck on.

>>612366547
We should save this for future feels/cringe thread

>>612366943


You just said you could get over her death easy op

Your a great boyfriend

>>612366943
now is the time for dick pic.

In this relationship, we agreed to tell each other everything no matter how bad. So.. why start hiding now..?

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>>612366547
Fake 15.y.o. bullshit. Calling all spideys

>>612366989

I'm with you.

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Call her a heretic and to stay the fuck away or you'll purify her.

>>612366943
>I've been through worse
What a fucking asshole, man

>>612366985
Basically if you send this she will feel obligated to send nudes.

>>612365800
she has leukemia and you're wondering why she's distant? As an introvert who doesn't talk to people openly about medical issues, you should probably stop following the advice of /b/tards and quit nagging her. You sound pathetic. Tell her you're here for her or some shit then stop the spam. having someone bugging you about "what's wrong" all the time without realising shit doesn't have to be right, is fucking irritating.

>>612367004
This is what happens when you listen to /b/. So many "hurr durr be alpha" faggots in here who have probably forgotten what the sun looks like

Fuck her. If you contract whatever she has, well done, she is not messing around behind your back. If you don't, shes fucking around behind your back. Good luck.

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>>612366943
you brought this upon yourself op

>>612366985
It's not like you're gonna be together next month anyway

Not into you move on faggot

>>612366943
You are so fucking retarded OP, honestly and you taking advice from these retards just makes me sad. Don't be a retard. She isn't your property, if you doesn't want to tell you something then she doesn't have to.

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>>612367139
>>612367191

Well damn baby, we should be fucking everyday1

>>612366943
holy shit opie
not the best reply

>>612366943

is this just a shitty online relationship anyway?
have you even met her?
if she dies is her body fuckable?
can she send tits now because she's gonna die anyway?

if no to any of these she's probs not dying, tell her timestamp pic of chemo

>>612365164
this.

Also, you're doing good OP. Be up front with shit. Girl's love it when guys don't beat around the bush man, if something's up, fucking speak your mind. Don't bite your tongue to placate her.

>>612361399
I don't see a lot of solid advice passed around this shithole, but this is a golden nugget of truth, OP. Now the question is, are you going to take it, or are you going to remain a beta fag that will probably get cheated on?

Ball is in your court.

>>612367246
topkek

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Alright. Last post. Too many people calling me fake. I'm done with all of you. I knew she has cancer didn't know its terminal. Sorry if you think its bait. I needed help from /b when I found out and all you fags was make it worse. Fuck off

>>612366943
You are fucking retarded. Poor girl. ITS NOT ABOUT YOU DUMBASS. Guess who is going through it the worst? The dying girl

>>612366943
>a dad

don't worry, he's still got another.

>>612364072
Fucking this roll for trips>>612365626
Its not you means its you you fucking /b/ tard

You guys do realize this is a plot from a tv drama right?

>>612366943
420blazeit bitch that shit cures cancer

ffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>612367599
Top tip: don't ask if it's ok to do this shit. Just fucking do it!!!

You know how girls pathetically sit around and discuss what they are going to text to a guy they are chasing?

I've just realised that's reddit and /b/.

>>612367610
Confirm for kappa fag

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>>612362206
2spooky

>>612367599
Saving for cringe threads

>>612367599
you came to /b for relationship advice? are you an autist?

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>>612367650

>>612367599
>asking to bring her flowers

How old are you...I'm being serious. Is this your first girlfriend?

>>612367599
Ask her if she wants to get high

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AW FUCK

>>612366943
You were doing great until you made her feel insignificant saying how *you've" been through worse. That was shitty. I'd apologize for phrasing that poorly and try and be supportive.

>>612367865
Awe yis

>>612367599

"You know... I'm not a necrophile or anything, but... "

>>612366943
>I've been through worse
Wow, that's exactly what a dying person wants to hear.
"Yeah you're dying, but don't worry, I'm ready for you to die."

>>612367974
Prolly the only cure

OP at this point just pretend everything is fine with her, act like everything is cool and just be there for and with her and hold her hand into oblivion

Im literally fucking dying....

i <3 u guiz

>>612367599
I tried helping with what to say

>>612366547
ABANDON THREAD!!!!!! ABANDON THREAD!!!!!

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>>612367599
then don't ask for advise then queer boy.

>>612368000
Trips of Deception.
Leave my city, scum.

>>612367599

She's fucking someone else bro. Made up this whole cancer thing as a master ruse.

>>612367599
Tell her you fucking love her. Jesus titty fucking christ she's going to die.

This rapidly became one.hell of a cringe thread. Not because she's dieing but for how fucking beta OP is

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Still alpha faggots. Let this 404

>>612367599
You better start fucking her like its her last night in the world

>>612368078
Done

dude shes gonna die. Stop texting, go the fuck over there and fucking be there for her, with her, bring her flowers and chocolate and fucking everything. now is when shit gets real, make the absolute best of it while you can . make her life heaven while shes here.

She wont be here for long.

>>612367599
You did a great job of telling us she's dying of cancer you fuckin faggot. Minor details you may want to include next time you ask for advice.

>>612368170
Kik me and I can give better pointers

>>612368170
f

>>612368266
I need more of your advice for this

>>612368170
Oh man OP. You're almost as cancerous as she is. except hers wasn't intentional

>>612368170
>3 hour drive

herewego.jpg

>>612367599
>I'm done with all of you
>I'm done with all of you
>I'm done with all of you
>wahhhh wahhhh

>>612368316
What's your kik

>>612368170
dick pic for finale and say "i'll be bringing this too"

>>612366943
>Been through worse

Kekerino, r u kill?

This was hilarious. Thank you OP.

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>>612367599
>too many people calling me fake
>people calling me fake
>me fake
>fake
>>612366943
>"I am but I've been through worse"
>been through worse
>worse

Yeah no. Totally fucking legit buddy.

>>612368170
fogret being alpha you mindless shithead. jesus christ I hope to god this is fucking bait.

alpha is for bitches who DONT PLAN ON DYING IN A COUPLE WEEKS

>>612368170
>3 hours later
"sorry, my mom said no. I'm really sorry."

>>612368170
If you drive 3 hours it better be for a ride on the rape train followed by referring to her as a waste of space lepper. Fuck her. She's practically dead as is. Giving her the fuel to kill herself is the most humane thing you can do

>>612368170

>3 hour drive away
>You don't know me that well

Yep. Confirmed for not your gf.

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post results

>>612368170
>you don't know me that well then.
Yeah, obviously she doesn't know you're a massive fucking faggot

>>612367599

go around to her house with flowers and tell her you're taking her to a surprise.
blindfold her and drive her in to the city to the tallest building just when the sun is setting.
Take the blindfold off and propose to her, say she's the only girl you ever want to be with.
Pop open some champagne and put an acid tab in there. Wait around for it to kick in.
She'll start tripping balls, tell her "if you're a bird, i'm a bird"
hopefully she tries to fly by jumping off the building and falls to an early death

saves you having to see her slowly die with cancer :)

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>>612368170
lmao this some online relationship bullshit?

OP just delete her, stop talking.
It won't workout and she's lying about the cancer obviously, Just trying to rid herself of your pathetic beta presence.

>>612368170

Double suicide with her OP. Both of you go out on your own terms, don't let a disease dictate your lives, be your own man for once.

Look at the positives. At least she found a cure for that butterface

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Ask for nudes!!!!!

Plz OP

nude nao

>>612368424
Megamanonly

>>612361101
>can't talk to his gf normally
>has to be a supreme gentleman
>"what is wrong with women I'm perfect"
Not sure if you're bad with girls or just autistic m8

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>>612368527

>>612368266
>>612368170

Yes, this. Jesus fuck dude quit bitching around trying to prove you're an alpha and go take care of your girlfriend.

>>612368540
Topkek

>>612368170
JUST FUCKING DO IT.... Three hours is nothing. And don't ask her for permission you fucking pussy. Just go. Take her flowers and chocolates. She'll probably fuck your brains out.

You're welcome.

>>612361399
>>612361101
This does work OP. By just those couple of texts, I can tell you're beta as fuck.

>>612368472
fucking kek'd

Just remember op if she your gf you can alway win a fight by this means "stfu your gonna die anyways"

Ask her what she would think of her "boyfriend" was sick and shut her out completely.

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Sorry for missaying some words and phrases. I'm kind of bad at messaging. Like I said not bait but believe what you want

Not only that. /b/ can't troll me. I don't need anyone else and can try pranking. Won't fucking work

>>612362755
bitch be pregnant

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>>612368505

You know that long distance relationships are a thing, right?

>>612368881
dick pic

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>>612366943
What the fuck did I just read?

>>612367599
if it wasn't for /b/ you wouldn`t know it was terminal, sometimes you have to be rough to get secrets out. You should be grateful, now you know how much time you have

>>612368791
Yeah fuck it. Make this about you. You're the one who has to live and maintain happiness for 60 more years. You don't need to be treated like shit by some cripple.

I've been trolling you dumbasses the whole time

>>612368170

>All I ask for is tasteful nudes.

>>612369046
For 16 year olds maybe.

>Long distance relationship

Confirmed. She's lying about cancer and fucking someone she's either going to college with or working with

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>>612369164

>>612369046
I'm sure he knows.
Knows that the only one willing to fall into a long distance relationship is a beta.

>>612369164
Fuck off faggot. If it was op I'd post a pic for proof

At least now you know you can get her pregnant.

>>612369046
If your girlfriend doesn't live within a 30 minute drive of you, she's fucking someone else. Sorry bro.

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>>612368881
What is she dying of OP? Your faggotry?

>>612369164
Fuck you bitch

>>612368881
OP She needs a dick pic in this moment of stress

>>612368881
Just go already and stop being a white nigger