What is wrong with females. Why can't they give more than one word. My gf
Take a fucking hint, you autistic potato.
She's uninteresting and a boring person.
I literally stopped talking to multiple people because of short replies.
Also, it's probable that she's just not interested in you- so much so that she can't even be bothered to give you a decent reply.
Yeah, if she wanted to talk to you, she would.
Be unavailable the next time she messages, phones or anything. Just be completely silent. Let her know you're not at her beck-and-call, and if she wants you at all to begin with that will make her want you more.
If she doesn't want you at all, you'll go several days without hearing from her. Take it as leave to hang out with your friends and do whatever without reporting back. You'll be better for it.
Ha, that's actually best case scenario. It seems now that she's interested, just not interesting. Some people really don't know how to hold a conversation. Maybe talking on mic or on the phone more will help.
Thanks guys. You gave me the confidence I needed. I just thought this was normal with most girls.
It is normal, but how you react to it is important.
If she didn't really want to talk to you, she would just not respond. She wants you to know something is off, and it's being a childish cunt about it by making you play a guessing game.
Don't play her games.
>my voice is a little horse
>is a little horse
OP, another bit of advice I can give you from experience is this: don't always end your sentences with a question mark. It'll just prolong the loop of her giving you short-answers. Try to end some of your sentences as a statement, so she'll be forced to think of something.
He thinks he gets the joke
But he really doesn't
Damn... I hate to say it again, but I really did stop talking to someone I once loved because they didn't have anything good to contribute to our conversations.
That last bit of advice was my last hope and it didn't even work for me in the past. Guess it's just a woman thing.
>wat doe she wunt
She wants you to ask her what's wrong and for you to be all caring and shit.
Do you like her? Is she a friend of yours?
Either way, be a good man and ask her.
Just wanna fuck her? Too bad faggot, go masturbate to your chinese cartoons.
Thanks, I was over here hating him all by myself.
Also OP, you've totally fucked yourself if you let that "Fuck this" mean anything other than "Fuck this horrible thing making you feel like shit for no good reason I WANT TO PROTECT YOU FROM THIS HORRIBLE THING".
If you can't hold a conversation with HER, she's got every reason to have lost interest. Fool.
good job asserting dominance, now onwards you go finding another pussy
You're being really dumb. She obviously wants to talk about what's wrong, but you keep getting pissed off when she throws out short replies. Ask her what's the matter, insist to know. Say you can help. Be a good person.
You look like a beat now. You were on the right track with "fuck this"
You TELL her what's she's doing wrong: 1 word responses. You don't ask her what YOU're doing wrong...Jesus man...
Jesus, I know at least half a dozen girls that talk like this.
And I'm not even the one who initiates the conversation.
Do they literally not read the inane shit they write?
I guess being attractive means you don't have to worry about developing a personality.
This whole thread is so rife with beta losers. Christ.
What the fuck. She can't even show some sort of emotion after you said that???
Dude, she's broken. Send her to the shop to fix. I think you should break up with her, but that's just me.
Op just don't reply after this, if she has something to say to you, she can message you after. Any means to get any info from her at this point is useless and iwll make you look silly. Abandon ship for now.
This actually makes a lot of sense
Did this. Lengthy but fuck it
>Fuck that, I want to know.
She has leukimia you retard. Id show you convo but don't feel like searching for it
there's this guy asking for advice and how to talk to his own girlfriend. She keeps typing out short one-word sentences to him.
Can't help but feel all fluffy inside that you and I can talk for two days straight and still have stuff to say.
[12:46:24 AM | Edited 12:46:35 AM] MarkILL: I feel sorry for him, though. that's the same reason I drifted so far away from Tiff. It's hard trying to talk to someone and all you ever get is nothing back =\
[12:53:35 AM] \: Aww poor guy. He's really trying. Did anyone give him any good advice?
Im glad too that we keep finding things to say. I remember that was one of the first reasons why I found you so attractive. Whenever you replied I felt like there was always something more to say. I wanted to keep the conversation going as long as it could.
[12:59:59 AM] MarkILL: There's about a million of us giving him advice. It seems as though he already tried all we mentioned. I think he's taking it as "break up with his current gf right now". Oh well. I think he wanted validation in the first place. He seems frustrated.
=] I found you attractive in that way too. You're the first and only person I found the love of conversation in.
[01:00:13 AM] MarkILL: Sleepy-sleepy yet?
See, OP. This is how people talk to each other.
I love your responses. You start out good then pussy out half way through in case she gets mad. There may not be hope for you OP.
I'm assuming you're young. You may not realize it yet but this is a defining moment in your life. The moment that will determine how women see you and react to you. It's up to you to decide if you want to be Alpha or a Beta...this very moment.
You may lose her if you act like an Alpha. Not all females respond well to it, but most do. You can either act like a beta (what you're doing now) and maybe you can keep girls from leaving you for a few more weeks..... Or act like an Alpha. You'll risk losing her if you act like an asshole but if it works (and it probably will) you'll have a revelation pretty early on in your young life about what you can get away with when dealing with females.
Make the right choice. Don't be a pussy
she's probably on her period or something is up that she doesn't want to let you in on. if you value her then let her have her space and be friendzoned if not then eject and move on and don't waste your time with this dead-end
Keep it up op. If she is your girlfriend then she shouldn't be shutting you out. Plain and simple. Relationships are about sharing. If you are her man then she should let you know what is up, not this "yeh. No. Idk. It's not you" bullshit
Either way, welcome to hell.
Fuck you OP, you got 5.5 dubs suggestion dick pics now either make with the dick pics or this just became a
"My girlfriend is asleep, 21 decides what i do." thread
Dude. You're not being alpha by throwing in a couple tough words but still begging her to talk. She us still owning you. Ignore her....not good for this thread but that's the only rigjt answer. Otherwise you're testicles are going to continue to disappear and she'll continue to see you as a giant pussy
lol dude i was 19 and dated a 17 year old girl
exactly like this bitch
she doesnt love you
just using you trust me
doesnt even care to ask you a question back
like how was your day?
>because she doesn't care about you
OP, she's fucking someone else behind your back. God speed and good luck. End it with her before she ends it with you. In the end you will at least keep your dignity and if the bitch has a soul she will rot from the inside for keeping it to herself (she seems like a weak bitch).
NOW IS YOUR FUCKING CHANCE
TELL HER TO "FUCK OFF YOU DYING DISEASE RIDDEN LEPPER, KEEP YOUR PUTRID INFECTIOUS BODY AWAY FROM ME YOU SHELL OF A HUMAN. YOU ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING AND YOUR VACATION FROM THIS EARTH IS ONLY A BLESSING TO US ALL"
Oh man that sucks
>she just wants to live her life with you and pretend nothing is wrong
>you go full blown autist and make her feel even worse
But look at it this way. At least you know a month later there won't be any awkward meetings between your new gf and your ex!
Jesus H... Assuming this cancer is real (like your entire fucking thread has been this far), there is not one valid reason she won't be on 30 Chad Thundercocks instead of dealing with your whiny beta bullshit.
Walk away, grow a set, and move the fuck on.
Fake 15.y.o. bullshit. Calling all spideys
Call her a heretic and to stay the fuck away or you'll purify her.
she has leukemia and you're wondering why she's distant? As an introvert who doesn't talk to people openly about medical issues, you should probably stop following the advice of /b/tards and quit nagging her. You sound pathetic. Tell her you're here for her or some shit then stop the spam. having someone bugging you about "what's wrong" all the time without realising shit doesn't have to be right, is fucking irritating.
You are so fucking retarded OP, honestly and you taking advice from these retards just makes me sad. Don't be a retard. She isn't your property, if you doesn't want to tell you something then she doesn't have to.
is this just a shitty online relationship anyway?
have you even met her?
if she dies is her body fuckable?
can she send tits now because she's gonna die anyway?
if no to any of these she's probs not dying, tell her timestamp pic of chemo
Also, you're doing good OP. Be up front with shit. Girl's love it when guys don't beat around the bush man, if something's up, fucking speak your mind. Don't bite your tongue to placate her.
I don't see a lot of solid advice passed around this shithole, but this is a golden nugget of truth, OP. Now the question is, are you going to take it, or are you going to remain a beta fag that will probably get cheated on?
Ball is in your court.
Alright. Last post. Too many people calling me fake. I'm done with all of you. I knew she has cancer didn't know its terminal. Sorry if you think its bait. I needed help from /b when I found out and all you fags was make it worse. Fuck off
You were doing great until you made her feel insignificant saying how *you've" been through worse. That was shitty. I'd apologize for phrasing that poorly and try and be supportive.
then don't ask for advise then queer boy.
Still alpha faggots. Let this 404
dude shes gonna die. Stop texting, go the fuck over there and fucking be there for her, with her, bring her flowers and chocolate and fucking everything. now is when shit gets real, make the absolute best of it while you can . make her life heaven while shes here.
She wont be here for long.
>too many people calling me fake
>people calling me fake
>"I am but I've been through worse"
>been through worse
Yeah no. Totally fucking legit buddy.
If you drive 3 hours it better be for a ride on the rape train followed by referring to her as a waste of space lepper. Fuck her. She's practically dead as is. Giving her the fuel to kill herself is the most humane thing you can do
go around to her house with flowers and tell her you're taking her to a surprise.
blindfold her and drive her in to the city to the tallest building just when the sun is setting.
Take the blindfold off and propose to her, say she's the only girl you ever want to be with.
Pop open some champagne and put an acid tab in there. Wait around for it to kick in.
She'll start tripping balls, tell her "if you're a bird, i'm a bird"
hopefully she tries to fly by jumping off the building and falls to an early death
saves you having to see her slowly die with cancer :)
lmao this some online relationship bullshit?
OP just delete her, stop talking.
It won't workout and she's lying about the cancer obviously, Just trying to rid herself of your pathetic beta presence.
Ask for nudes!!!!!
JUST FUCKING DO IT.... Three hours is nothing. And don't ask her for permission you fucking pussy. Just go. Take her flowers and chocolates. She'll probably fuck your brains out.
Sorry for missaying some words and phrases. I'm kind of bad at messaging. Like I said not bait but believe what you want
You know that long distance relationships are a thing, right?
What is she dying of OP? Your faggotry?