Ask a 20something year old guy who's about to fly across the country to have wild rough sex with a beautiful 15 year old girl he met online anything.
>inb4 mods mods mods
>inb4 op can't inb4
really? that's the best excuse you can make?
What is your strategy for protecting your butthole when you go to prison?
West coast U.S. Nice btw brah
Pulling that off would have to be immensely elaborate. I've done so much stuff with this chick for the past 3 years, including playing online games and cam shows.
It's true tho. I don't want her to give me shit about this.
Extradition to my homeland, where the age of consent is 14 and I probably won't be jailed.
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Extradition? Even if that happens it'll take months, maybe years. The whole time you'll be in a Federal facility. Those Mexicans are going to fuck you ragged. You might as let her fuck you so you can get some practice in. Autistic faggot.
She had hit puberty and had the body shape of a young woman, albeit fun-sized.
Except it's true.
>sweaty foreign sperglord in his 20s
I sweat because I work out. I'm actually pretty good looking and can pass for much younger. I'm a foreigner but at least I'm white and legally residing. And I'm far from a sperglord - I have a social life and get laid with moderate regularity by girls my own age.
I'm not going to die.
They won't catch me alive. I'm ready to flee the country and commit suicide. I'm into young girls, not large niggers.
God bless jailbait
>met her on minecraft
Lmao. She is fat, ugly and autistic. But its okay because so are you
>I'm not going to die.
I beg to differ
>banging a 12 year old
lol they wont extradite you until after you have served your time, then you will be sent back to your country (if you are not a US citizen) and banned from the US.. good luck dumbass.
I suggest you watch this documentary about the worst prison riot in US history. Pay close attention to the part where they took a blowtorch to the guy's skull until his eyes popped out.