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Ask a 20something year old guy who's about to fly across the country to have wild rough sex with a beautiful 15 year old girl he met online anything.

>inb4 mods mods mods
>inb4 op can't inb4
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>>612323651
post pic
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Where are you going?
My gf is 14 im 18.
just Swe things
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>>612323792
Hell no, she browses /b/.
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>>612323651
>inb4 Chris Hansen
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>>612323863
really? that's the best excuse you can make?
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Where'd you meet her op?
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>>612323651
Get the all day breakfast when they ask you if you want any food
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>>612323651
What is your strategy for protecting your butthole when you go to prison?
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>>612323856
West coast U.S. Nice btw brah

>>612323898
Pulling that off would have to be immensely elaborate. I've done so much stuff with this chick for the past 3 years, including playing online games and cam shows.
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have fun meeting the fbi
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>>612324019
It's true tho. I don't want her to give me shit about this.

>>612324036
Minecraft

>>612324196
Extradition to my homeland, where the age of consent is 14 and I probably won't be jailed.
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Had a situation like this once, but it was with a girl who lived near me that I had sexted on a camchat site earlier. Girl was a freak with daddy issues.
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>>612323651
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.

If they don't reply, then say:

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i dont get it, u guys cant fuck until you're 18?
15yr olds are legal in sweden lmaoo
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long way to fly for fbi
might as well of found someone local, prolly use the saved airfare cash when you get oughta jail
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>>612324510
>Bureau
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>>612324220
>last 3 years
I understanding chasing after 15 year olds, but 12 year olds? that's a little pathetic man
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>>612323651
You come to /b to try and have us believe your story. Top fucking kek mon.
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>>612324510
>Child Internet Service Protection Agency
>CHISPA
ahahahahah
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15 year old girl on /b/ agrees to be hammered by a sweaty foreign sperglord in his 20s and you expect us to believe that she's beautiful
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>>612323651
"Hey Sir. Want to take a seat over there, just right over here. We're going to have a little chat. My name is Chris Hanson..."
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>>612323651
Why don't you take a seat over there.
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>>612324631
yeah, they're still developing :(
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Take a seat over there.
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>>612323651
How much is your family willing to spend on funeral expenses?
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>>612323651
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>>612324510
OP dun goofed
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>>612323651
>crossing state lines for sex with an underage girl
you fucked up now, son
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>>612324428
Extradition? Even if that happens it'll take months, maybe years. The whole time you'll be in a Federal facility. Those Mexicans are going to fuck you ragged. You might as let her fuck you so you can get some practice in. Autistic faggot.
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Tell me what anderson cooper's hair smells like
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>>612323651
i hope get caught and you go to jail and you lose your anal virginity to some big black guy named bubba.if dubs it will come true.
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>>612326189
>1 off

God loves underaged girls too OP
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Rolling on this
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>>612324631
She had hit puberty and had the body shape of a young woman, albeit fun-sized.

>>612324696
Except it's true.

>>612324828
>sweaty foreign sperglord in his 20s
I sweat because I work out. I'm actually pretty good looking and can pass for much younger. I'm a foreigner but at least I'm white and legally residing. And I'm far from a sperglord - I have a social life and get laid with moderate regularity by girls my own age.

>>612325238
I'm not going to die.

>>612325536
>>612325770
They won't catch me alive. I'm ready to flee the country and commit suicide. I'm into young girls, not large niggers.

>>612326189
>>612326373
God bless jailbait
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>>612324428
>met her on minecraft
>beautiful

Lmao. She is fat, ugly and autistic. But its okay because so are you
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>>612323651
What website you met her off that's where it get shady because legal ages are normally US standard.. I don't believe you
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>>612326577
And so it shall be! Spread 'em faggot!
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If pussy has the ability to compel you to do something like that then you need to reevaluate your life.
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>>612326577
Dubs got OP is getting raped in Prison
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>>612326659
>I'm not going to die.

I beg to differ
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>>612323651
>with a beautiful 15 year old girl he met online
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
HMM
LIKE I'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE
MAYBE ON SOME TV SHOW
HAD LIKE THIS DUDE ON IT
SOMETHING TO DO WITH CHAIRS.
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>>612326659
>I'm not going to die

If you're serious in your OP and think that's actually a 15 year old girl, I have bad news for you
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>>612326659
>banging a 12 year old
>fun-sized body
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>>612324428

lol they wont extradite you until after you have served your time, then you will be sent back to your country (if you are not a US citizen) and banned from the US.. good luck dumbass.
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>>612327321
wat
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>>612327782
newfag, pls
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>>612323651
Okay... you really believe this is anonymous?
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I suggest you watch this documentary about the worst prison riot in US history. Pay close attention to the part where they took a blowtorch to the guy's skull until his eyes popped out.

http://youtu.be/3M-hPpuAqwQ
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