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>chat with girl I like for a long time >she be in a relationship

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>chat with girl I like for a long time
>she be in a relationship
>friendzoned
>relationship ends
>during the same week as the break up I get an SMS from her
>"Hey anon, I was out drinking with a friend, and I am driving to your place to pick you up and go out"
>it's fucking 1am and I was awake since 8am of the previous day, tired as fuck
>who the fuck cares, Imma have sex
>"sure, just tell me how much time do I have to get ready"
>arrives in like 20 minutes, barely had time to get a shower and I'm off
>I get in her car
>she is obviously tipsy
>she leans over and we make out
>where do you wanna go anon?
>dunno, wherever you want
>let's go to the beach
>drive to the nearest secluded beach
>she parks the car
>we start making out again
>she takes of her shirt and bra
>start sucking her breast and rubbing her pussy over her panties
>she pulls down her panties
>suddenly HOLY SHIT MY LUNGS AND NOSE ARE ON FIRE WHAT IS THAT STENCH
>her pussy smells like something had died there
>IS SHE SERIOUSLY NOT SMELLING THAT?
>whatever, let's not make a big issue out of it, I'll rub her till she comes once, she'll prolly give me a blowjob after that and we will call it a night
>rub her, she comes
>take my hand away from that hellhole, always wary not to touch anything, and reminding me myself to amputate it when I get back home
>thanks anon, that was nice. Now I want you to fuck me
>hell no, I ain't putting my dick in there
>I am sorry, I forgot to bring condoms
>I have condoms anon, I want you to fuck me
>start spewing whatever excuse I can come up with to not fuck her
>I am here naked and you don't want to fuck me anon, wf is wrong with you
>she gets really mad with me not wanting to fuck her, for some reason
>tells me to get off the car
>what?
>get off the car or I am calling the cops
>I get off the car, and she leaves
>it's 4am
>fuck I guess I'll get a taxi
>realise I don't have my phone with me
>fuck
>a car approaches
>it's her again
>I am sorry anon, get in
>get in
(1/2)
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Hurry up OP
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fucking stupid, she bring condoms, you can fuck her right away
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>>612130997
>inb4 it was an old miscarriage
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>>612130997
tl;dr
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>>612131864
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>>612130997
Op pls
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>>612130997
get off? what? its get out of the car not get off of the car, you get off a bus, you get out of a car. Savagery
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>>612130997
bump to hear pt. 2
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FFS pretype it!
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Godamnit op
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bitch was crazy
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>I get in her car
>she says she just did a home abortion
>the kid didn't come out all the way
>everybody do the dinosaur
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why i have to wait for the second part!?
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>>612133373

10/10 twist ending.
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Bump because op is a faggot
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>>612133373
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Bumping for dar dar
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>>612133648

It's even got Chekov's gun. Worthy of at least a 30 minute short film.
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come on , dont die on me OP!!!
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>>612133845
That is a fuck ton of cum.
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>>612130997
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Bump
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>>612130997
(2/2)
>she be like "I'm sorry anon"
>sure sure, can we return now?
>anon, you will only return home if you fuck me. I want you to fuck me
>fuck, this shit again
>start spewing excuses again, because I am too good to tell her her pussy reeks worse than a brontosaurus corpse
>she gets all hysterical again
>WTF is your problem anon, are you fucking with me, get out of my fucking car or I'm calling the cops
>fuck this shit, I ain't walking home, I'll have to bite the bullet
>ok, ok, chill. let's fuck
>she starts sucking me
>she sucks good, she gets me hard (again)
>I suck her tits a bit more to try to forget what is going to happen
>she is all moaning and shit
>takes her panties off again
>HOLY SHIT THE STENCH, OH GODS, THE STENCH
>fuck me anon, I want you inside me
>make sure I put on the condom with my non-pussy-rubbing hand and pull it as far down as I can
>ok, here it goes
>stick it in her
>HOLY SHIT THE STENCH IS GETTING WORSE
>listening to the sound her pussy made every time i go in in combination with the FUCKING STENCH actually starts making me physically sick
>think of something else anon, you don't really want to throw up
>HOLY SHIT THE STENCH
>wanting to throw up gets worse while I also start to lose my erection
>is everything ok anon?
yeah, yeah, sur-
>can't hold it anymore
>in a fraction of a second, I have pulled my dick out, and I am throwing up on her
>WHAT THE FUCK ANON, YOU FUCKING SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR OR I AM CALLNG TEH COPS AND TELL THEM YOU RAPED ME
>WELL FUCK YOU BITCH, AND WASH YOUR FUCKING CUNT ONCE IN A WHILE FOR A CHANGE
>she starts crying and starts pushing me and slapping me to get out of the car
>she drives away again
>this time for good
>I am left in a beach that is 2 a hours walk from home, with no phone, turns out no wallet either, with my pants down, vomit on me, and still smelling that foul stench but you know what?
It didn't matter, cause I had sex.
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lurking for pt 2....
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but what could the smell have been!!!
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>>612130997
That sounds very gay m8. I understand that a stinky pussy in a closed car is horrible, but take her to a hotel or to her place idk.
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>>612134921
.....are you really not going to finish that story with an explanation of how you got home or whether or not the cops actually got involved or anything? 1/10 for making me reply, faggot
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>I apologise and tell her it's fine
>she comes out of the car and starts grabbing my dick again
>I'm fucking diamonds and forgot about her pussy stench
>I grab her head and force her down to my cock
>she starts working the tip and sucks hard
>she gets up and says she wants to take me somewhere a little more comfortable
>I agree to go into her car but I can't decide
>kicking in the front seat
>sitting in the back seat
>gotta make my mind up
>which seat shall I take?
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>>612135166
Not really. Psure a stank pussy is an easy indicator for DANGER
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Disappointing/10
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>>612135261
You're too late, faggot.
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>>612134921
You shoulda borrowed her phone and called the cops on her for stench raping you
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>>612135169
I actually walked home, and no cops were involved
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>>612135446
You suck at story telling
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>>612134921
Is this supposed to be a joke or what. It isn't funny.
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>>612135261
>>612135671
i thought it was hilarious
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>>612135620
sorry bro, real stories don't always have a plot twist
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>>612135814
Okay OP
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>>612130997
>>612134921
Not sure if she raped you under the ridiculously broad modern rape laws, or if you attempted to prostitute yourself out for a ride home and failed horribly...
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