Trying to fatten up my gf to this size, any tips /b/?
Enjoy your hand bro
Tell her to make a tumblr account.
get her prego
kill baby if you dont want it
profiterino
kill yourself.
read up on bobby deniro's diet when he fattened himself up for jake lamotta in raging bull
thank me later
>>612080445
> Get pregnant
> Enjoy hugeness
> Get baby
> Kill Baby
> Repeat
> ?????
> Profit
>>612080556
holy shit you're some big faggot
>>612080906
kekerino anonerino
>>612080906
kekimus maximus
>>612080545
Kek
If you want to fatten her up, put a ring on it.
>>612080445
The math is simple: eat a lot, shit very little.
>>612080445
stop fucking her
>>612081808
and if that doesn't work, properly insaminate her, once preg she'll get fat in notime
propose
> too bad tumblr one was the hero
>>612080445
Yeah, send her my way and then go to fucking Walmart...guaranteed to find plenty of disgusting whales there. Also kill yourself you ungrateful fuck.
>>612080545
Topkek.
>>612080545
/thread
>>612080445
Just marry her bro, works everytime