NEW THREAD GET IN HERE! So /b/, who's down to participate

>>611977987
Yus.

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bump

Copy this info >>611977193 into a file and post it in new threads and other boards. I'm out.

2.5 hours left until launch. Did anyone create a private chat link?

bump negros

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Posting for posterity
Credit to another anon

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>>611977987
you are an idiot child

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Some faggots from /pol/ are ruining the plan.
>>>/pol/611965926

>>611977987
What are you like 12?

>>611979462
You are a childish idiot
GTFO

>>611979672
what are you like not fun?

>>611979640
they are just jealous that we came up with a good idea

Over 9000 troops spotted in alaskan wilderness

>>611977987
Let this be a lesson to all of you. Don't give your kids money to go to alaska and don't let them go on multi-month drug trips. This is the idiocy that happens, this can be prevented. Just say NO

>>611980056
kek

hashtags:
#alaskastrong
#russiainvades
#ww3
#mediablackout
#alaskainvaded

>>611980311
#Reddawn

>>611980033
I know!! Can you believe it? God damn Russians want our oil!!

>>611980506

this. clever.

#rapedalaskandruggie

Please let this happen

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lets see who can spot it

http://www.nytimes.com.clonezone.link/usthreatlevelraised

someone make a tinychat b4 we start

>>611977987
nein

tinychat /oi8eo0

>>611979672
No fun allowed.

bump with soundtrack to hotline miami

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/611977987/

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>>611981507
pic related

>>611981799
GET IN HERE NOW

bumb

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>>611979672
What twelve year old has that much hair on their arms?

>>611981491
EST EDT, Northwestern

bomup

>>611982976
i mean the...nvm you didn't see it

>>611981491
FIX YOUR GODDAMN ABORTION

>>611982785
>sitings
>"has" instead of "have"
>not capitalizing "russian"
>Barrack
>not capitalizing "congress"
>not capitalizing "white house"

Jesus fuck man, get your shit together.

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bump

You goggles won't do this. You'll gap and go to sleep like always. Bikini bridge was entry tier and that was a fluke you can't make anything bigger than that

>>611983352
well aren't you the newest faggot of them all.

>>611979557

This is a good one

>>611983510
he's right though. How do we pull this off?
not to mention what happens if we do?

>>611983532
no its not. spaces go after commas.

>>611983565
You pull it off by DDOSing a couple of major news sites, hijacking a DNS server and redirecting everyone on the planet to ones you can't DDOS, having competent people write the material and urging some kind of actual action be taken that will compound the whole mess, until eventually someone realizes there's nothing happening.

>mfw amateur hour
>>611983272

Niggas i thought we agreed that the reason for invasion is UNKNOWN wih speculations that it is because of US involvement in UKRAINE.

>>611983178
well it's gone now. I exited the page.

>>611977987
fantastic, now let it die before dailyrot gets here

If your going to try to do this shit do it during prime news browsing time. Who the fuck is going to be up at 12-3 in the morning reading this shit.

>>611981491
Your a big guy

>>611977987
I'm in for everything.
Will start spamming social media.

Edit the news websites and shit with this
http://shrturl.co/

Im telling yall, Russia is too big, go smaller and easier! JIHADISTS and shit! You want fucking results? Fortified Mosque has hostages!? Say some flags were burned, some kids in danger BOOM! Everyone knows Muslims hate the West the most!

>>611981491
What am I not seeing?

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>>611977987
>Helping the fear mongers and false narrative about Russia

TWEET TWEET TWEET

>>611981491
Big guy for you?

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>2 hours in photoshop OC

good luck fags

>>611985358
re bump

>>611985580
This looks like shit anon

>>611985580
Wait is this real

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>>611985580
are u like 13, nigga? ain't nobody falling fo dat shit

>>611985580
I cant stop laughing.

>>611985580
Lmao, I'm sorry, but something about the lighting on the tank makes it look so fucking fake. Also, the barrel/cannon on the front looks like it has a white outline.

>>611985580
this belong on ylyl

>>611985580
is that even a real tank or a video game tank?

>>611985580
>2 hours

kek

more like >5 minutes

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>>611985580

>>611985580
Why would you even think to post this? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that you did.

>>611985580
Are you serious, niggah

>>611985580
We are forever greatful for your contribution. God speed Anon

first thread is dead

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>>611985580
>3 hours in photoshop

still better than that

>>611985580
>2 hours in shop
>hopefully no one will notice the tank is the only 6 feet tall

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>>611985580
3 seconds in photoshop

i was more excited 2 hours ago.

Too late at night for this shit. No other countries give a fuck and every US is asleep. Do this in 8-9 hours from now.

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maybe this will seem more realistic

>>611989057
lmao tbh it looks more fake.

>>611989057
It looks like someone put a sticker on a picture, anon

/pol/ thread is dead

When should we start posting this on twitter and under what #?

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anyone else notice the hidden tank down below?

>>611989057
7/10 for the effort

>>611985580
inb4 this is actually real

Tanks for the laughs Photoshop God, but im going to do something else.

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last one for tonight catch you tomorrow /b/

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>>611990715
>tanks for the laughs
>tanks

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>>611987188

>>611991789
10/10

>>611985580
someone please screencap this. im dying.

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Russian military band plays victory song in Alaskan capital

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI19hl7-RWg

Omg Someone archive this now. I haven't laughed so hard for long time.

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>>611992733

>>611992733
that drum playing tho

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Op here I Laughed so hard from this thread, I think we have a potential meme here. anyways thanks for sticking around here's a pic of my ex gf enjoy

lol, /b/ starting ww3

>>611994452
I am Russian, I do not like. post tits and vagine please naow

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>>611994881
trips gets her nudes

>>611995008
roll then gone trippppzss >>611995008