Best compliments you've ever received. Go.

>>611810448
that im not a faggot like op is

"Get away from my children."

"You don't sweat much for a fatass."

Literally the best one.

>>611810448
your beard is so soft

"If you were in a porno, I'd watch it"

"You're looking pretty Brendan Fraser from The Mummy right now"

"Its tendie time"

"That is the finest example of fedora tipping I have ever witnessed. Please take my virginity."

>>611810448

"Make love to your woman like you did for me, son."

you're dark

"You are honestly the most charismatic guy I've ever met."

>Thanks

"I can't handle how hot you look when you've just had your hair cut."

more than once

"wow its a lot bigger than i thought"

or my favorite

"your dick is a lot bigger than my boyfriends"

>>611810448
"You are a repugnant twat, dont ever let me see you again"
That was the best compliment I ever got. the only thing near it was when someone called me a goatfucker

>>611810448
Bleeding.

>youre handsome and also cute

;_;

>>611810448
Quite faggot.

Your dick is the size of a baby arm.

>>611810998
14 yr old virgin over here...

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"Your jawline could cut diamonds it's so sharp."

i loved that one

unrelated tits

"You have a heart of gold, don't let them take it away from you"
Thank you Demon Souls <3

>>611811225
You come like a firehose... I love it

>>611810448
"You are charming like a roll of barbed wire."

>>611810448
>shave your stomach
>trap/10

Sounds nice.

>>611810448
"Nice cock, dude"

You inspire me to try harder on myself.

>you have the most gorgeous, squeezable thighs I have ever seen
then proceeded to lick my legs

"Holy shit it's big"

First time having sex.

>>611811231
i'm 22 and certainly not a virgin.

>>611810448
"You're pretty polite for a rapist."

>>611811394
Pics of your thighs pls

>>611811454
I know this is a joke but if real that'd be one hell of a story

"You can't move away, I fancy you too much"

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"I love you Nathan"

>>611811406
Yeah sure faggot

"you only look like a pedophile"

"You are beautiful, pumpkin" - Mom

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>>611810448
"You have really pretty eyes"
"Thanks" keep walking, thinkimg to self why the fuck do people talk to me.

>>611811454
We have a winner

>>611811314
There also was this black girl that called me a stealth nigger. That was fun aswell.

"You're really smart"
Usually i feel like a jackass, so yeah im a fag i know.

>>611810448

>You're not fat, you're strong.

>>611811517
"Please roll over, my good lady.

Perfect. Now just sprea-

Ah, splendid. Now bite the pillow, if you would be so kind."

>>611810448
I was wolf-whistled at when I had long hair in high school. Obviously he didn't know I was a dude.

A black guy said to me, "Nice kicks."

"You have nice eyebrows"

The only compliment I ever got on physical appearance

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>>611810448
You are not that ugly.

>>611810448
Probably that I'm a good kisser and a "heart breaker".

>>611811560
>>611811903
I feel you anons

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"You should be illegal"

After giving head. Was stoked.

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>you are smart and handsome
-mother, 2012

"Your hair is hot."
"You looks like Rocky Horror."
"You look like a Greek god."
"You are the perfect specimen of man."
"You're a good fuck."
"You looks like James Dean."
"If I was 15 years younger I'd have probably gone for a boy like you."
"You look like you should be in a band."
"This is the best sex I've ever had!"
"You're such a handsome young lad"
"I've been resisting the urge to feel you up all night."
"You have a really hot back."
"You have such a hot jaw."

Got cat-called by girls a couple times while jogging on the beach.

>>611812088
Mothers dont count. Thats the compliment equivalent of going to a soup kitchen, that shits free.

>>611810448

"I'm calling the cops"

>>611812245
Kill yourself

>>611810448
"You should kill yourself Anon, everyone hates you."

>Girlfriend
>Sister
>Mom

My life is still okay

>>611811454

stockholm syndrome much?

>>611811852
WINRAR

>>611812430

at least you have a girlfriend, a sister, and a mom

>>611811394
Did a Jacob say that to you? If you live in Ohio that was me.

"Is it weird that I think of you when I touch myself?"

>>611810448
Idk what the best compliment I've gotten was, but if I do get complimented on, it's for my dick, my nose, my eyebrows, my calves and for how polite I am.

I was complimented once for how fast I can fold t-shirts though.

>>611812245
hence the froggy face

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''You are a walking fluffy ball of happiness and joy''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nttswA6K3BY

>>611812546
They're all the same person.

a black lady once told me i was really good-looking and that i should get into modeling

another lady told her daughter i'm the kind of person that she wants her to marry some day

those are probably my top two

"I never thought my son's cock would be so huge..."

>>611810998
I'm sure every dick they see is "bigger than their boyfriends" don't flatter yourself m8 girls have said this to me and I'm only 7.5 x 5

>>611810448
"Oh Chris! The hot short Chris?... "

>>611811743
I SMELL A NEW SITCOM

>>611812736
Sounds like your dad was pretty proud.

>>611812771
>only

>>611812731
wow son, you got hit on by lusty milfs probably over 40

Probably when my dad said to my tutor that im most likely out of his kids to succeed / im the brightest

8-),

"I love you dad."
I tipped that hooker twenty bucks.

>>611812869
Dude 5 inches of girth sucks Id trade an inch of length for an inch of girth any day

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>"you're not ugly"
Legit best compliment I've ever received.

>>611812771
I like how your dick size is the most detail you're willing to give in that statement for just

>only

>>611812871
it usually is older women who hit on me
idk what it is but ever since i was like 19, milfs and cougars are the ones who always want the D
idk if it's just cuz girls my age don't find me attractive or if it's just that older women are just more up front about it

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>>611810448
My half sister said couldn't resist having sex with me because I was too good looking.

>>611813078
i used the word "just" too many times in that last bit

>>611810576
Gotten that one before

>>611812088
>>611811903

when other people said that but its not your parents/family you'll realize it not a compliment but just lying and mocking you

>>611810448
You study computer science? you might be really good with computers right? can you fix my phone?

>>611810448
A friend of mine in an open relationship (and whom I've had sex with in the past) was introducing me to several of her younger and more attractive friends and pretty much opened with:
"This is Anon. Sex with Anon is amazing and you should definitely have sex with him if you can."
They all started eyeing me like a piece of meat. FeelsGood.jpg

"Lets just get this over with"
-my doctor

You look cute.

>>611813360
didnt happen

>>611810448
"You are like a "gay" friend to me"

"You are a God!!" - from chick hearing me play guitar.
Later that day I lost my virginity to her lol

>>611811872
same boat here, eyebrow game strong

>>611813034
Most guys have more girth than 5 inches

>>611810448
"You've got some pretty sexy legs, anon"

that was five years ago. the first and only compliment so far.

>>611813360
niiiiiice setup!

>>611813504
Lol. Aww don't cry. And yes it did.
She's the only person I know who tries harder than me, to get me laid!

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a random young woman said to her friend, "i am sat next to the most beautiful boy i've ever seen!" when she came and sat down next to me. i took the compliment.

another one said, "you look like the kid from The Omen" in the library.

"you sir, are a supreme gentleman."

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>>611810448
" I want you inside of me"
from a girl I dont really even know.I didn't respond

>>611813078
When you are from 12 to 18 old, being a good runner, and in general good at sports gets you girls,
At 19 - 26, having a lot of money gets you whor- , girls I mean
At 26 - 35, being smart and intelligent gets you girls
at 35 onwards until you become an really old, all the experience gained so far gets you the right woman,
if you didn't get a girl by age of 45, sorry to say but you will need to rely on hookers for the rest of your life, in most cases, unless you still look good and haven't gotten too moany/senile.

>>611813360
ThenIWokeUp.pdf

completed the story for you, brah

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>>611813360
>>611813690

"your dick is really soft"

I dont know why, but still my favorite.

"Stop following me"

"I'm sorry anon, I just don't feel the same way about you. You're like a brother to me"
best one I've probably ever received.

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"Thanks sugar tits"

>>611810448

I used this picture as my dp on fb once. Cool.

>>611810448

"OMG, you dick looks just like my dildo at home."

>>611813650
Yeah. Honestly, I was a little embarrassed. It definitely shocked me but perhaps it shouldn't have. I was over for a sex party and didn't know any of them (besides the host/hostess).
And yeah, I had sex with the really petite blonde.

>>611812037
What he fuck is he doing?

>>611811621
I've got this before... too bad it was from a 13 year old. pretty sure she wants my dick too.

How come it's only young girls that want me?

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>>611811613

"You have really nice eyes"
Ayyyyy its something

>>611813764

Aww, you are crying again. So sad. You should come to the sex parties they throw. More swinger-ish than kink really but that's okay. I have other friends for the kink parties.
#KnowIAmLivingTheLife #StopCryingItIsOkay

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>>611813498
Actually, I got a more intense compliment from some other girl, but she was kinda freaky in a bad way, so I didn't really rate it as high.

"Hey anon, my boyfriend got me these for my birthday, but it was kinda weird, so you can have them. Maybe we can use them?" They were real cheap toy cuffs. It was super awkward and I tossed them when I got home.
>mfw

I get compliments on my hair, that makes me feel good inside haha.

>>611813814
did she mean your skin was soft or you couldn't get hard?
either way thats hardly a compliment

>>611813765

HAHAHAHA! Nice.
And I give a fuck about any of you? Nah. No reason to lie. You can believe it or not. No skin off my nose. It's even extra funny because she and I had dinner tonight.

You look like you should be on tv

"Being with you makes me feel so special."
My heart melted.

>>611814179
>sex parties
what are they like? describe a typical conversation during a sex party.

>>611810448
"I think about you cuming in my mouth when i masturbate."

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>>611814340

"you make me forget my depression."

Just realized that I can't even remember the last time I was given a compliment. I'm, at best, average at everything I try, so I guess it makes sense.

>>611813690
All he said was didn't happen. You're mighty defensive about something that happened

>>611814179
Sounds like you take it in the ass