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Hey boys! How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass

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Hey boys!

How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!

I am a 6 time muay thai world champion and current mma world champion.
It took me 12 years to reach this level of success.

Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me
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>>611726412
it turns me on
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That's why concealed carry is legal.
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Shhh. It's ok. I understand that your daddy never loved you. I promise, you don't need validation from any mean-old "man".
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>>611726412
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Is that you in the gif? I would toss that girl around.
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>>611727041
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>>611726412
Tits or gtfo
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good thing i got this then
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>>611726412
I would fuck you mid spin kick and cum on your face on landing. Meditate on that.
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>>611726412
At least I wouldn't blame the patriarchy if I lost.
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>>611727130
she'd get your back and choke you out
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>>611726412
That doesn't matter. Size is half the fight.
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>>611727485
Is that your concealed carry?
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Really attracted to mma female fighters. So probably wouldnt attempt to fight you. Just make the babies.
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>>611728103
you'd be helpless with her on your back or on the ground you fucking zilch
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>>611728084
Perhaps if you were adequately retarded.

I'm just over 6'0", I weigh 210. There are these things called "weight classes" in fighting competitions for a reason. Because someone her size against someone my size isn't a fair fight.
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Dude there's no shame in not wanting to fuck with an experienced martial artist, regardless of gender.

I ain't fucking with a bitch that's gonna bust my shit.
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>>611728318
Oooh this is getting me rock solid
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>>611726412
>How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!
it's pretty fuck hot tbh
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I would eat her pussy for hours.
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>>611728318
No, I wouldn't actually. It wouldn't matter at fucking all when i can just get up or rip her off of me. even an average sized male could do that.
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>>611726412
Any nudes? Dominating females are a huge fetish of mine
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>>611726412
>streetfight
>assuming i wouldnt bring a gun
kek
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>>611726412
Just because you train martial arts doesn't automatically mean you can withstand a punch to the face from someone with 50+ pounds on you. Nice bait though. 8/10. I replied.
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You guys don't even know that this is Paige Vanzant do you. She is not a current world champion, although she did just put on a sickeningly good performance against this bitch Felice Herrig.
Would be cool if she actually posted here though. I like PVZ.
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>>611726412

I'd bet I could catch her mid roundhouse kick, insert 2 fingers in different holes, make her cum, and kill her, before she hit the ground.
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>>611728409
this
shes only kicking the asses of retarded manlets
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>>611726412
This is probably true. However, isnt it depressing to thing that because of the biological differences in strength between our genders, it would only take a man a couple of years or so to make rice pudding out of you in a fight?
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>>611728084
Kinky
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>>611726412
>Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me
>2 minutes in a fight against me
>2 minutes

OP has never been in a fight. Nearly every fight I've been in has been decided one way or the other in 15 seconds or less.
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>>611729090
thanks. going to fap to her pics now
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>>611729206
Yeah but most fights don't last for years that is much longer than most fights.
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this pasta got stale quick.
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>>611729509
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If there was a decent chance she'd win against anyone it'd be a pay per view hit. But nobody wants to be the network showing a cute chick getting hurt or being out matched. One of the Brazilian judo kids had to do some serious verbal gymnastics when he said everything including weight mattered in a fight and that even Olympic level hundred pounders would get turned inside out by guys at the semipro level with some weight on them
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>>611726412
I don't know about fighting, but I know I wouldn't last 2 minutes fucking you, that's for sure
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>>611729610
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>>611729683
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>>611729509
If you really want something fap worthy look up the video of her training at Team Alpha Male. She does some purposefully "marketable" things in there if you what I mean.
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>>611726412
>implying good fights last any longer than 10/20 seconds
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>>611729534
Ok that was bad phrasing on my part, but you knew what i meant, dont be silly now.
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>>611729810
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>>611726412
I'm 6'2", I weight 250lbs mostly muscle but think bear mode. I was in the military for 8 years, and have been practicing martial arts since I was 7 because of my awesome dad.

Even without the military or martial arts background, I would just simply wrap my much longer arms around you and proceed to run you into shit until you are broken and motionless. It's not a contest of skill between us really, it's just that you will always be smaller and weaker than me.
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>>611726412
but I have a gun
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>>611726412
I'll fight you, bet you won't last.
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>>611726412
>implying I wouldn't take your ass to Suplex City
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>>611729992
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So? Assuming I will ever need to actually fight her. BE inconspicuous, just another face in the crowd. Wait for the street to clear up. A little tazer, and little horse tranq, a litle duct tape, and no more MMA for you sweetie.
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Seriously though, I don't even hate women and I want to see her honestly get into a fight with some semi-pro MMA man the size of the average male.

After the devastation, we'd be done with this nonsense about "gender doesn't matter" and "weight means nothing if you have skill".

You don't put Iron Mike in his prime against Mayweather. It isn't a fight worth watching.
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>>611726412
I've got actual experience in real fighting. I don't doubt that my punch will hurt you more than your punch will hurt me.

Come at me, I'm not even worried about it.

But I'd rather drink with you and then have sex with you, just saying.
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>>611726412
keep up the pasta and your gonna be a summowrestler soon too.
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>>611729957
No I am serious really most fights are much shorter than that.
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>>611726412
this bitch would break her leg kicking my fat fuck face

get on my weight class
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What if someone less martially skilled but physically more powerful just held you down and beat you in the head with a brick. Until you died? Street Fight. Not Street FIGHTER. Your Sagat wanna be ass would taste pavement.
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she wins
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>>611730533
pic this time
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>>611726412
Until I just shoot you with my legally held gun.
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>>611729890
Found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDpbttz1ecg
She's only twenty one as well.
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funny seeing how many insecure faggots will jump at this bait every time.

Do people really fucking think OP is really this woman? Are you all fucking autistic or just 12 years old?

Fucking idiots.
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>>611728084
Only if she enjoys multiple broken ribs.
The street isn't a matted ring.
When you have 200lbs of man land on your on pavement you don't just get up.
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>>611726412

I'm sorry but tearing apart her ego whist raping her would keep me rock solid far longer than the actual act of just raping her.

Troll is humorous/8
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>>611726412
It'd be way to difficult to fight you with my massive boner poking through my jeans.
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>>611726412
If you could even reach me. You look like you're 5'2" in this picture.
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>>611730727
Nobody here thinks that.
You're the autist for thinking we think that.
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Is it fucked up that I would love this chick to challenge me to a fight just to have a legitimate reason to fuck up a girl? I'm fairly normal and have a GF and shit but I'd love to just full-on cold cock a woman with no societal repercussions
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Instead of posting this bait can we just get an hourly

"Lets talk about beating and raping women thread".

It seems like you faggots need to cry it out and get all your internalized faggotry and fear of women out periodically.
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>>611726412
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>>611726412
I own a gun.
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>>611730919
She's 5'4", 115.

She's strawweight.
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>>611728409
This is what muscleheads actually believe

I took maybe a year of karate and I have to tell you, my 230 didn't do SHIT against pressure points.

You ever hit your funny bone? Imagine that in 4 different spots being PRESSED DOWN HARD AND SLID ACROSS THE BONE

Karate is far more lethal than MMA or Boxing or any of that shit.
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Damn hottie! Please try to kick my ass! Been awhile since I've cummed really hard. Would love to blow my load all over your stomach.
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>>611730727
Funny seeing the first faggot trying to flex intellect in a thread that is supposedly below them. Nigga... get the fuck out.
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I'm 250 lbs 6 3 I would strangle you whore.
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Kick my ass? I'm a sparring, no one kicks my ass, she'll pass out trying to kick my ass, i'll sipt blood for a couple of days but that's normal
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>>611728764
Just like all the 250lbs monsters that Royce tapped out while weighing like 150
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>>611731129
Champ, she's 5'4" and 115.

I don't care if she knows the Dim fucking Mak. I have at least a foot of reach and twice her weight. She's getting her shit pushed in.

This isn't a dick wiggling thing, it's basic physics.
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>>611731129

You spent a lot of time in a locker, didn't you?
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>>611726412
Jon Jones would rape you with one hand.

Next
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>>611731173
herm herm herrmmmmmmmbhuuut I wanna have a safe space to circlejerk about how badly I want to fight wominnnzzzz

waaahhhhhhh

Baby dick needs to get some internalized emasculation out of his system!
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>>611731380
This dude knows. It's the same reason there are weight divisions in these sports. Because all your effort, skills and training don't mean shit when your stacked against your bigger, stronger counterpart.
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>>611731129
Only people in karate think this. Most fights end up on the ground karate is fucked
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Ronda Rousey would kill this girl in 25 seconds or less.

>next sandwich maker please
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>>611731576
>what is jiu jitsu
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>>611731576
I mean, sure. Past a certain point weight becomes mostly meaningless.

If you put a 280 lb monster against a 310 lb monster, that 30 lbs doesn't honestly mean a whole lot.

But the difference in scale between 115 (her) and 215 (me) is very very significant. I wouldn't WANT to fight her, because I could very easily hurt her very badly, and that's not exactly "spirit of competition" stuff.
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>>611731576
You have never seen the 1st decade of UFC have you? No weight classes
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>>611731867

Can you accept the fact that Demetrious Johnson would beat the living shit out of you? Or is 125 still too low for your lead filled skull
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>>611732070
What was the heaviest weight he fought against, and won.
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>>611731863
I know. Use an opponents weight against them and all that shit. I get it. Also the same reason mixed martial artists are -all- splicing some sort of jiu jitsu or wrestling into their repertoire.

Not saying it's not effective. But... if you try to grab up a dude who's much larger than yourself... unless they're dumb as a brick they're going to end the fight first.
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>>611726412
but i weight 350 pounds and i'm 6' 3' (yes I am afat ass).
I only need to get one proper hit and you are down sweety
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>>611732210

135 which can be around 180 outside of the cage. His opponents are pretty irrelavent when he's fighting a 215 blob from 4chan.
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>>611731953
Totally. It was like a side-show back then though. They would put some fat, out of shape 300 lbs dude with no training against some jacked 170 lbs black belt.
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>>611731953
Oh. I've seen it. And it was fucking lovely. But, they -had- to start doing that shit... or some people were going to die. Yes, weight alone doesn't make an opponent more likely to win.

-But-, let's says... that Savat fighter that whipped that Sumo's ass the way he did.. was fighting ANOTHER Savat fighter who was the same height weight and strength of that Sumo. Our little friend in white pants would have had his shit split. Twice.
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>>611726412
Wow this Pasta really took off. Great job op never change.
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>>611732523
He beat someone who was 135 pounds. Wow. Such power. Amaze.

I'm saying that with TWICE her weight it is a real issue, not ten pounds.
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20th fuckin time this has been posted today 1/10 for making me reply
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>>611732570
>300 lbs dude with no training

so basically all these armchair tough guys talking shit in this thread?
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>>611732586
your point makes sense but it doesn't apply. no one in this thread has had half the training that PVZ has had
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>>611726412
This is some stale ass pasta but that is still the most telegraphed kick of all time. Anyone who lets them self get hit by that deserves the humiliation of getting their ass kicked by a short blonde girl.
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>>611731129
Did you know there's a picture of you floating around the internet?
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>>611732331
>350 pounds
>implying you would be able to hit anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaPzN2gD3PQ
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>>611732741

195 lbs Dan Henderson KTFO'd 240 lbs Fedor
145 lbs Bendo beat the fuck out of 175 Thatch

you dont fucking get it do you
technique > brute force every single time

these are examples with atheletes that have lived their entire lives fighting. There's no fucking contest between a world class athlete and a 4chan user, even if he's twice as fat.
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>>611730747
I miss diggity.
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>>611733192
topkek
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>>611733340

especially if he's twice as fat
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>>611733340
But we're talking about women here.

Professional MMA woman vs. a 6'+ man in a street fight I'd bet on the man every time.
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>>611732819
I swear man I checked this board before I went to work this morning and then right now and it's the exact same fucking threads. People are literally reposting pasta as soon as it 404s
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>>611726412
Tell ya what darlin.. I'll pit my 20 years of Taijutsu, against whatever skills you got. But I'll give you props, maybe against a light weight you'd have a shot, but not against a heavier skilled opponent.

If I get you to tap, you submit your sex to my every desire.
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>>611728318
shes a girl... at best she has the strength of a 7th grade boy. at best she has the athleticism of a 6th grade boy.

she has zero knock out power... look at the girl mma records only TKO no knockouts.

any dude could walk through what ever she could deal and then break her
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>>611726412
Not with that piss poor kick. Gabe the whole move away way to early
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HA! A lot of luck that training will do her, I have supreme confidence!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KitWepuW2Qk
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>>611726412
Would pis kick me in the balls until I pass out and then repeat for eternity?
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>>611731129
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahaha

Oh, man. Karate.
Thanks for the laugh.
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copypasta is not good pasta
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>>611726412
>implying i'm not trained in gorilla warfare, and don't know over 200 ways to kill you with my bare hands.

stupid women, go back to the kitchen and make me a sammish.
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>>611734130

"""""alpha""""" thread is that way
>>611707684
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>>611726412
>Getting into streetfights

Bitch I'm 32, little old for that shit
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>>611726412
I'd pay this whore some real money to knock my junk around for 10 minutes.
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>>611726730
this post is so underrated half the indie games on steam are trying to promote it
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>>611732586
Makes sense so ultimately weight only helps if you have skill to use it correctly
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>>611734733
>only knowing over 200 ways to kill with your bare hands

Fucking amateur, did you just get out of boot camp or something? I can kill you in over 700 ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
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>>611731378
royce was 185 and if you did not notice was male.

just a bit of difference there
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>>611734680
Wait some people think karate is actually legit and not just something for grade school kiddies? My friends I took karate with when I was 9 who were actually interested in MA moved on to actual shit shortly after entering high school
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>>611735099
sorry m8, just SAS over here.
Navy Seals are 3.5x better trained.
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>>611726412
Weird looking kitchen. It's just a blue carpet?
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>>611726412
>mfw I practiced Silat for 7 years
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>>611731953
how did the girls that fought do?

oh there were not any? huh weird i wonder why
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>>611726412
faggot.
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Yeah, sure you could.
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>>611734396
>dat file name
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>>611726412
>FACT

If your throwing high kicks you have no idea what martial arts really are. You have to many valuable kill points in your inner thighs and groin. Someone not a toddler with any amount of reflex should be able to stop a high kick and land a punch rather well in a pressure point to totally finish you.

>But since your such a Muay Thai master you probably knew that already.
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>>611735099
Fucking novice only 700 ways with bare hands.

I've trained to kill over 9000 gorillas with my bear hands. Get on my level
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>>611734763
LOL thanks for the redirect.

Alpha stories incoming.
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>>611726412
I would defeat you very simply:
1. I bring bread, cheese, meet into the ring.
2. You're natural instinct to make me a sandwich will kick in.
As a bonus and in recognition of the fact that you're barefoot, I'd get you pregnant... if the sandwich was good enough.
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>>611726412
Some people are stronger than others, gender doesn't matter
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>>611735243
There are two things karate is good for. Fitness and flexibility. Then again, every martial art period has that in common. Except maybe taichi.
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>>611735384
Lmao, pretty sure they were doing laundry and getting periods n shit.
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>>611732891
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
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>>611733340
any college d1 wrestler would beat any every woman mma fighter

most state champion high school wrestlers would as well.

strength and athleticism will always beat technique. sorry all you karate faggots
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>>611735713
>gender doesn't matter
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>>except the opponent isnt a jacked 170 lb man. its a tiny 115 lb little girl.
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>>611735713
>gender doesn't matter
>talking about strength
I lol'd, though.
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i'm a lil fella with no training and i think i could take her
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>>611726412
ok but what about in bed/the kitchen?
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>>611726412
Yeah it's very impressive to see a 100 lb woman be able to get a TKO on another 100 lb woman. Now let's put that same woman up against any healthy 175 lb. man and see how quickly she gets knocked the fuck out.
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I've never trained a day in my life in fighting but I would fucking destroy Paige Van Zant. I literally way twice as much as her. What the fuck is she going to do? I would just bum rush her, take her down, and choke her out.
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>>611735952
>square up to fight
>pull out glock
>total submission
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>>611735713
AHAHAHAHAHA
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I have yet to meet retard who can beat bullet.
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I want to put my penis in her balls deep and taser her. That pussy will tighten so fcking much! Would blow massive electrified cock snot into her uterus. Big cums all day mofos
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>>611730988
How can such a beautiful city be such a shithole?
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>>611726412
She would knock herself over trying that kick on any man.
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>>611736176
>glock
>not manning up and carrying a fullsize 1911 on you.
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>>611736172
Do you know how to take someone down without them punching your throat, you can't just anime run and expect her to topple over.
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It wouldn't be fair. I can dead lift 250 and bench 150. Not trying to be macho but even if I was put in a strangle hold or some shit I would simply stand up and stomp in knees. I grew up in braddock... >>611726412
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