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Alpha stories thread. Post your alpha experiences. I'll

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Alpha stories thread. Post your alpha experiences. I'll start

>be me, 16-17
>fat beta all my life. Never given any attention from girls
>recently lost weight and took up a volunteer position for a Youth Writers Camp for the summer
>pretentious wannabe authors everywhere
>I'm the oldest one who's still youth. Everyone else is either an adult coordinator or an 12-13 year old kid.
>some of these 12 year olds have plump asses and big tits.
>fast forward half a week
>eating the shitty bag lunches they gave us I'm the massive lunch room
>minding my own business
>"h..hey.."
>I look up.
>an 8/10 cutie pie with developed breasts and a spankable ass is standing there with her nerdy looking mousy friend.
>"can we sit here?"
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>>611707684
Cont

>beta mode uninstalling.
>alpha mode initiated
>"you can sit wherever you like."
>she swoons
>they sit down and we talk normally. She's spilling her spaghetti everywhere, and I'm enjoying it.
>they are both way too into me, often following me around as I do my volunteer duties.
>gets to the point where it seems like she's about to ask me out.
>one day her and her friend and I were standing in the hallway.
>they're talking bullshit and I'm too tall/old to give a shit.
>nodding and pretending to care.
>then she says "Uhg I have to go pee so bad"
>"bathrooms at the end of the hall" I say
>she refuses to go to the washroom, because she saw some other greasy dude walk that way.
>"he'll rape me" she says.
>aryoufuckingserious.jpg
>I know for a fact that he is a decent gentleman. Hearing this jailbait bitch accuse another decent guy of conspiring to rape her just pissed me off.
>without thinking I pick up jailbait and toss her over my now-muscular shoulder.
>she's giggling as she squirms in skim-tight booty shorts.
>her 12 year old ass is right next to my face
>I walk the entire walkway and kick open the woman's bathroom door.
>walk completely inside with her on my shoulder
>set her down gently on the bathroom counter
>we look at each other in the eyes and I say "there"
>walk out of washroom
>she's addicted to me for the rest of the month.
>her mousy friend lets me know that she basically came when I did that.
>felt good.
>realize if I even tried to pull off a stunt like that before, jailbait would have screamed rape and freaked the fuck out
>realize alphas can get away with anything
>alpha as fuck

Never did bang her
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>>611707684
so unsanitary
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that cant be it... fak
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I lost my virginity to two women at the same time in their car while we were parked in a church parking lot at 6pm.

I don't feel like greentexting it because the experience fizzled after they bitched and moaned about how uncomfortable it was for them to ride me in a car seat.

Feels bad, man.
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OP here
That's it for the unbridled moment of alpha ness...

All my other stories of her are holding hands,mcomforting her when she cries, helping her get courage to sing for the talent show etc etc.. No banging her in the ass unfortunately. I was still a volunteer and couldn't do that.
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>>611708598
Hahahah
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>>611707846
>she swoons

Don't flatter yourself too much you fat fuck
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>>611709066
Jelly as fuck.
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>>611707846

>calls himself an alpha
>doesn't fuck the girl

Jesus H Christ this is retarded
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>>611707846
>>her mousy friend lets me know that she basically came when I did that.
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>>611709495
>calls himself alpha
>doesn't fuck a 12 year old girl

Seems like they go hand in hand there buddy
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This is now a cringe thread
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>>611710008
>now
>implying it didnt start with the OP
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>>611707846
>>611707684
More OP?
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>>611707846
if you had kissed her right then, this would've been a good story. instead you fucking did nothing. jesus
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You guys are aware of the massive age gap, right?
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>>611709757

I'm not your buddy, friend
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>>611709066
I was thinking along the same fucking lines lol

"Alpha mode engaged. She swoons" fucking top hat of lel
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>be me 16
>working as a coin minter
>minding my own business
>group of younger girls 13-15 come mirin'
>watch them giggle and whisper in the corner of my eye
>one of the girls comes over and tells me I'm cute
>shes pretty hot 7/10 nice ass good titties cute face
>I don't answer right away just smile at her
>she giggles and asks me what am I doing after work
>I laugh and tell her you
>she giggles and says she likes the way I think
>meet her after work and plow the pussy straight
>nice innie, let me put it up the ass
>tells her friends I have an 8 inch cock
>fucked 2 more girls in that group
pic related, shes gone way hotter
i wish i could still pull hoes as hot as her
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you faggot realize OP was so alpha he didn't give a fuck about impressing/molesting a 12 year old girl right?

Alpha isn't raping every girl when given the opportunity you fucking twats.
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>>611707684
My god, how I would love to smash the girl on the left.
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>>611707846
"Alpha mode initiated... They're talking bullshit and I'm too tall to give a shit"

oh my fucking god plz never stop posting i had a retarded day and work and i need some lels
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>>611710983
Made me laugh, but goddamn he makes it seem like he's the justin bieber of the volunteer place
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>>611709444
I hope you're trolling lmao
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Still beta
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>>611707846
Hahahaha you think attempted paedophilia is alpha?????

Jeezuz Christ how beta are you mate?
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>>611711674
he never tried so not pedo. Alpha!
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Sry if my english is bad, and my first story btw

>be me, 21
>out drinking
>entering a bar to meet my friends
>see a table with 2 girls
>what the hell, imma give it a try
>sit down started talking to them
>out of nowhere my friends give me this book
>yeah the bar had books
>i start making stuff up like, i'm just here to meet my bookclub
>i open the book on a random page
>sudden superpower: super memory
>i gave her to book and read her a section word by word
>mfw how did i do that, hfw how did he do that
>finding out she's 37. like wtf
>easily 7/10 seemed like 27 maybe
>"ehhm yeah im 27"
>shes buying that shit
>asks for my number
>go out on a date, everything went smooth
>week later she asked if i could come over and stay the night
>mfw i fucked a milf who was 16 years older then me
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>>611711674
Nope he didn't attempt it. Just enjoyed the attraction of younger females. alpha.
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>>611711988
how the fuck is this alpha lmao.
this is the stupidest shit i've ever heard and I guarantee it never happened
OP probably grabbed a girl at his camp and dropped her on her head or some shit and he's repressing memories by posting on /b/.
lmao i bet this nigga didnt even graduate
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>>611712016
Kek
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Alright, i got an alpha story that happened to me yesterday
>be me, 17
>sitting in chem class doing jackshit
>teacher has an apple, but he doesn't want it
>two people want it and the teach doesn't want to pick favourites
>alpha mode engages
>stand up and take the apple from his hands
>all eyes on me now
>split the apple in half with my hands, like it was the head of a little bitch
>pantiesdrop.exe
>toss the two halves to the two fighting idiots
>walk back to my desk like nothing happened
>felt like simba when he kicked out scar
>alpha as fuck
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>>611712520
you are the type of person I bullied in high school
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>>611712520
lmao underage nigga get banned
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>>611712520
Get rekt underage fagtron
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>>611712273
OP here

It happened and it was 3 years ago. I'm university and haven't done anything nearly as alpha as that shit.
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>>611712520
Sounds pretty awesome tbh. I support that moment,
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>>611712905
there's a 5 year age difference there. not only is that fucking gross, you wrote it like a pretentious fuck.
goddamn, people think this kind of shit can pass for good greentext now? you faggots aren't subtle with your word choice at all
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>>611707684
>be me 17
>sitting at lunch with two friends
>here comes 9/10 girl with her -1.5/10 nigress girlfriend
>9/10 site right infront of me while beyonces deformed sister sits next to her
>two friends leave go to get cheesesticks
>9/10 looks at me dead in the eyes
>I look at her right back and time pauses
>our hearts now beat at the same time and the world revolves around us
>we are in our own force field bubble
>she says
>and I'll never forget these words
>"do you want my apple or my milk? I don't want them"
>my trembling finger points at the milk
>I reach out and grab the milk
>chug it down like a pro
>didn't need a napkin I just wiped my face with one swift motion of my hand
>she and her friend got up and left
>pretty sure it was because I made her cum and she had to change her panties
>my diamond hard was leaking precum

That was the day I became a alpha
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>>611713257
>complaining about diction on /b/.
>not looking past the authorship and analyzing the text objectively and realizing it's still more alpha than anything you've done or will do.
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>>611713299
tru ebin alpa
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>>611711988
So not being a pedo is alpha then? Hahaha so basically everyone who never slept with a child is alpha. Nice.

>>611712227
Lol there is nothing alpha about having a child crush on you. Maybe of she was 15 or 16, maybe. But 12 years old? Hahaha you sad Lil men
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>>611713299
top kek
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>>611713299
perfection
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>>611713589
you even replied like you think you're better than me or something. I never implied I was better than you, only that what you did is fucking gross and you're exaggerating. I wouldn't be too surprised to learn you didn't even know what swoon means.
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>>611707684

Gross, doesn't she know how many people have touched that?
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>>611713966
He mad
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>>611714283
nice argument man
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>girl asks me how im doing today
>shes the one asking, so obviously she wants my dick so bad
>i can see her getting horny just looking at me
>i say, 'good, ill take a number 5 five combo please and thank you'

so alpha
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>>611713299
an alpha
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>>611714283
>baiting this hard
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>>611712520
Wow being alpha has been reduced to a special Olympic.
>2 classmates want apple for some reason
>I walk over and split the apple
>now they have half apple each

Alpha would have been
>I walk over and take apple
>look them both dead in the eyes and eat the apple
>alley oop core into bin
>say deal with it
>sit back down

>>611712905
If taking a 12 year old to the potty was the pinacle of your alpha hood I feel sorry for ya mate
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if you have to talk about it on /b/ you are not alpha
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>>611713299
reminds me of my own story

>health class, 9th grade
>teacher is handing out healthy food and shit
>even little cups of milk
>I've been thirsty as hell all day
>there's over a half gallon left
>say to my friend "I want some milk"
>he says "Bet you won't chug it"
>I don't even respond, stand up and head straight for the milk
>ask teacher if I can have the rest of the milk
>she says if everyone else is done
>I look back at the class
>they all give me nods
>they know what's coming
>I unscrew the cap, press it against my lips and raise my head
>half the class chanting "CHUG!" and a few others have "ew" comments
>I have most of it down, some starts to drip down the side of my mouth
>finish it off, wipe my mouth
>punctuate it with an "Ah"
>popular girl in fron row is looking at me weird
>wink at her
>her friend giggles but she acts all disgusted
>whatevs, bitch just jealous
>go take my seat
>teacher drones on about healthy food
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>>611707684
>be me 12 years old
>at a family party for my Dads birthday
>my dad gives me a beer and my family wants me to chug it
>I do as they wish and chug the supple lagger down my nimble 12 year old throat, cold moist barley infused coors go down into my belly as I have finished the last of the beer.
>I'm officially fucked up!
>I go down stairs and see my 14 year old cousin Samantha.
>no body's around so I wipe my penis out and show it to her.
>"wow cus you have a huge dick" she proclaims.
>I'm officially horny and try to fuck her.
>we make out but she doesn't let me go any further but she squeezed my penis and said if you weren't my cousin!
>that was the day that I became an alpha.
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>>611713299
>>I look at her right back and time pauses
>>our hearts now beat at the same time and the world revolves around us
>>we are in our own force field bubble
>>she says
>>and I'll never forget these words
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>>611707846
not even close to "alpha" or whatever the fuck that means i don't believe in "alpha" its a made up word for fat autistic nerds like you

just be yourself and girls will usually like you dumbass

>hurr durr i hit on 12 year old kids now im alpha
no OP you are creepy and a faggot.
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>>611710770
I'm not your friend, guy
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>>611707684
You'd be alpha if you fucked that 12 year old.
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>>611714785
taking a 12 year old to the potty

+1 keks
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here's mine

>be me, 16-17
>fat beta all my life. Never given any attention to girls
>recently lost weight and took up a volunteer position for a Transgendered Writers Camp for the summer
>pretentious wannabe authors everywhere
>I'm the oldest one who's still not on hormones. Everyone else is either a pre op growing tits or a 12-13 year old confused kid.
>some of these 12 year olds have plump asses and big dicks.
>fast forward half a week
>eating the shitty bag lunches they gave us in the massive lunch room
>minding my own business
>"h..hey.."
>I look up.
>a 10/10 qt 3.14 with developed breasts and a spankable ass is standing there with her nerdy looking mousy friend.
>"can we sit here?"
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>>611716060
I'm not your guy, dude
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>>611707846
>skim-tight
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> be me
> be 19
> buff 6'3-4''
> enter eastern European strip club and find a seat with my friends
> a 8/10 Stripper starts pole dancing
> keeps looking our way
> i am turned as fuck but know that strippers are fucking golddiggers who makes you feel alpha for some money and then does not give a fuck about you
> mfw the stripper walks over to our table
> sits on my lap
> starts with the bullshit routine "i like you you're hot bla bla" but i dont give a fuck cuz i have tried it a million times and if you dont give them money they will fuck off
> mfw she doesnt fuck off
> "you're really hot anon" mfw she can feel my boner
> mfw Virgin
> "here is my number anon give me a call 4 am when im done here so i can fuck you"
> wtf im in shock i dont want to lose my virginity like this
> friends hear it all and see that i am uncomfortable and cockblock me "anon had a girlfriend he doesnt want to cheat"
> stripper turns 180 i can still feel her warm pussy on my thigh when she shouts "so what?! I am married but i want to fuck HIM!"
> mfw i call her 4 am
> mfw i pay 20€ for a night at a motel
> mfw i fuck the shit out of her all night
> mfw we are now friends with benefits
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>>611716485
Im not your dude, Bro.
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>>611716427
>>611707684 (OP)
Cont

>beta mode uninstalling.
>alpha mode initiated
>"you can sit wherever you like."
>he swoons
>they sit down and we talk normally. he's spilling his spaghetti everywhere, and I'm enjoying it.
>they are both way too into me, often following me around as I do my volunteer duties.
>gets to the point where it seems like he's about to ask me out.
>one day him and his friend and I were standing in the hallway.
>they're talking bullshit and I'm too tall/old to give a shit.
>nodding and pretending to care.
>then he says "Uhg I have to go pee so bad"
>"bathrooms at the end of the hall" I say
>he refuses to go to the washroom, because he saw some other greasy dude walk that way.
>"he'll rape me" she says.
>aryoufuckingserious.jpg
>I know for a fact that he is a decent gentleman. Hearing this jailbait bitch accuse another decent guy of conspiring to rape her just pissed me off.
>without thinking I pick up jailbait and toss him over my now-muscular shoulder.
>he's giggling as he squirms in skim-tight booty shorts.
>his 12 year old cock is right next to my face
>I walk the entire walkway and kick open the men's bathroom door.
>walk completely inside with him on my shoulder
>set him down gently on the bathroom counter
>we look at each other in the eyes and I say "there"
>walk out of washroom
>he's addicted to me for the rest of the month.
>his mousy friend lets me know that he basically came when I did that.
>felt good.
>realize if I even tried to pull off a stunt like that before, jailbait would have screamed rape and freaked the fuck out
>realize alphas can get away with anything
>alpha as fuck

later that night I sucked his cock and let him cum on my face, shit was so cash
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