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I'm back, You guys are such ass holes. My mom and aunt saw

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I'm back, You guys are such ass holes. My mom and aunt saw everything and now it's super awkward.
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Than's for ruining everything for me.
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>>611692249

Did they accept to fuck you in the ass ?
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Bull fucking shit you fucker I saved every one of those pics.

So are you getting closer to fucking your Aunt or what?
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>>611692249
Why not just fuck them both
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>>611692441
we had a talk, And now it's super awkward and i admitted to everything. Told me it's not possible its wrong blah blah. Now shit is just very awkward in the house hold.
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>>611692506
what do you mean bullshit? You guys like rampaged their facebooks and they saw fucking everything. You guys set me back so far. Typical /b/ find a quick little fault and have to ruin everything for a guy
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post pics
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>>611692563

At least you learned that fucking your own relatives is wrong.

You're a better person now
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>>611692753
I made a thread about me wanting to fuck my mother and aunt. It got very popular. I forgot to change the url from a facebook picture. They found everyones facebook and sent them the pictures on the thread with a time stamp. They made me look like a complete idiot and now my life is ruined. And all chances i have to doing anything with my mother is totally down the drain.
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>>611692958
i would still do it given the opportunity.
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>>611692728
You were the one who forgot to erase the Facebook ID details in one of the pics lel.

But nah, brotherly love aside, you STILL can get in with your aunt bro. You mom is nice and all but god damn, I've fapped to your Aunt 3 times since the thread. Don't give up until you're disowned. FOR /b/ IT MUST BE DONE!

>more of OP's sexy Aunt
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>>611692973
>611692973
then rape is an option, it is always an option
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>>611692973
Just tell her to take it as a compliment. The more awkward you make it the more awkward its going to be. Best to just play it off like you don't care.
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>>611693035

You're a lost cause then.

Stop complaining
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>>611693077
ya well it could had been so much easier and i just wanted to share with /b/ and be a little interactive with everyone with the situation. I wasn't looking for advise but to just share my story. I thought i was doing a service to people and everyone was enjoying themselves. Then boom one mistake and everyone turns on me.
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>>611693322
Would you want your mom to seduce you with her bikini?
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>>611693223
More like people having a thrill of ruining someones dream and life over a simple mistake.
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>>611693154
Sometimes a good struggle fucking is the perfect icebreaker in a relationship.
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>>611693223
I wonder if she ended up having sex with her uncle.
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>>611693223
I don't buy that these are real anymore. Is this the new evil prank? Find a girl on facebook related to someone you don't like and make a fake /b/ post pretending to be him and then go "white knight"?
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>>611693509
i would be so rock hard it would be embarrassing. I typically get hard when we go on family vacations
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>>611693035
> inb4 some one caps this thread and shows them again that he still wants to fuck them
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>>611692973
Faggot
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>>611693223
Fucking white knights piss me off, getting all up in someone else's jam like they have a perfect moral compass.
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>>611693716
would you want her to take a seat next to you and hug you, while whispering "You're a dirty boy~" into your ear?
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>>611692753
>>611692973
greentext version

>OP posts his incredibly hot Aunt and mother (46 and 45 yrs old)
>Describes how he wants to fuck either/both of them
>Goes through his mom's underwear draw and posts timestamped pics of her sextoys like a boss
>anon gives advice
>bonus pics of his 7.5/10 cousin
>after more deliver, dun goofs HARD by including Facebook ID'd photo
>lulz were had
>pic related, all the pics worth saving + personal info screenie of OP's family tree on FB

I blacked out the fam name because I'm not a doublenigger and hey, OP delivered on multiple fronts
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>>611693592
you just showed everyone again. It doesnt even matter the damage is already done. I had all of their inboxes cleared and set up so that messages can't even show up on their outbox anymore. I dont even give a shit anymore
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Anyone going to share an upload?
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>>611693720
Post those pics breh
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>>611693322
it's ok OP /b/ can is full of trolls that only receive sexual satisfaction from making other people's lives miserable, it helps them hide from the fact that they have a shit bucket and their mothers still shelter their fat asses
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>>611693940
The amount of times i had her snuggle up with me while i hug her laying down with my face in her cleavage is uncountable. I was going to take pics of my mom walking around the house in her tight ass leggings and bra and panties but now that all the info is leaked that is no longer possible. I don't want to get into anymore trouble. So it was a lost for everyone.
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>>611694039
ass looks pretty tasty
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>>611694296

Don't worry, we will survive
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>>611694296
I honestly feel for you, man.

would you want your mom to straddle your lap and rub her bikini tits on your chest?
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>>611694039
Post 4th picture
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>>611694520
i would lick my mothers feet and be her sissy boy slut if she wanted me to. I would do any kind of sexual favors for that woman.

On another note i'm going to disapear from /b/ for ever. Just wanted to give you guys an update that life is now ruined and everything is awkward. Thank's a lot guys and have a fantastic summer.
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I still think that the only reason it has to be weird is if you make it weird. Just apologize and say you have an active libido. Play it off and she won't be weird about it anymore.
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>>611694296
For the record OP I was the guy who a) first spotted your face in the original pic, b) demanded you raid her panty draw for lulz and c) NEVER FUCKING WHITEKNIGHT CONTACTED YOUR FOLKS.

I think you are a cool guy and still think you have more of a chance than ever in fucking your Aunt. Just get in shape, fuck some broads your age but then still hint to your Aunt that you think she's spanking hot, which she is.

She'll eventually give in because Spaniards are already inbred as fuck so who cares.

A moment of silence for poor OP who was born into such an unfortunate harem of hot family women with an absent father.
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>>611692249
you're blaming someone else for you publicly posting pics of your aunt and saying you wanted to fuck her?

Are you honestly that much of a cunt?
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>>611694744
Just kill yourself faggot. It is not like you will be missed. Your mom may even name a dildo after you.
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>>611694735
RIP OP's genepool diversity
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>>611694853
>A moment of silence for poor OP who was born into such an unfortunate harem of hot family women with an absent father.

kek
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>>611695034
Thanks
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>>611692249
>>611692249
Actually OP YOU were the asshole, you posted her pictures, you decided to share it in a fucked website for the pleasure of random stupid people, YOU decided to be "cool" and "edgy" on this place doing that, so at the end of the story, it's just your punishment for being a complete faggot with no respect for your relatives and trying to prove something YOU ARE NOT. So for me, I'm all full of joy if all this is true.
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>>611692249
Holy shit, welcome back anon. Did the stacked gay dude fuck your ass while your aunt watched?
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>>611692973
>blames being a complete idiot and the consequences of being an idiot on /b/
Don't give up, dude. Women love self-confidence in pervs. Bet if you can get a couple of drinks in mom she'll be standing in your doorway that night posing in something skimpy "So you like this, do you?"
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>>611694853
Father died when i was younger so that's one. Second i appreciate you not going off and telling the world.

I'm a lot more in shape than i was in that picture and the girl that i'm fucking looks like this
(pic related)

But now that i've been found out and word gets out i'll prob lose her and self confidence with even trying to get it to happen.
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Look at it on the bright side OP. Your mom's a total whore so you'll fuck her eventually.
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>>611695197
>punishment
>full of joy

Christianfag detected
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>>611694744
even stick your dick between her tits under her top and letting her rub you, while you call her mommy?
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OP, please tell us exactly how the conversation went after said events went down. The fact that you still have internet access means it cant be that bad.

Friendly MILF for your troubles.
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>>611695506
all while my aunt watches and fingers my ass.
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>>611695670
would you want auntie to be in her hot bikini too?
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>>611695500

He also said faggot with seriousness, that's a christian american thing.
In the rest of the world it's just 14 year olds trying to be funny.
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>>611694999
trips have spoken, do it faggot
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>>611695822
you're fucking weird, go away
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>>611695822
only if it was made of edible licorice
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>>611695601
Well firstly i'm 22 and i'm barely at home. I work full time and i'm not a leech but i dont make enough money as of yet to aford a place to live on my own. (very expensive area/city) It went along the lines of 'Why are people sending me pictures of my underware drawer why did you do this, You're going to have to call your aunt and explain all of this, Are you seriously wanting to do said actions blah blah blah.
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DUMP ALL THESE PICS DAMMIT
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>>611693726
hah. i'm gonna post up here now
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>>611695822
i bet you're getting off to this, And yes i would very much like her to be in that bikini with the top off in high black heels with a long strapon.
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>>611692249

No matter how elegant they might be, they are still family to you and op is one sick SoB, therefore awkwardness is well deserved.
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>>611695937
did you had an erection while she was screaming at you?
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>>611695374
Wait, you're fucking HER and you are still trying to get in your mothers worn out saggy cunt? Holy fuck OP u dun goofed.
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>>611695937
I seriously feel bad for you but I'm laughing my ass off.
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>>611695937
From what I'm hearing...

I'd say you still have a chance bro.

>OP's mom's thong
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>>611692249
>I'm back, You guys are such ass holes. My mom and aunt saw everything and now it's super awkward.

>I'm back
>You guys
>my mom and aunt
>it's super awkward

Now doesn't this sound like it was written by a 12 year old, or is it just me?
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>>611695374
that chick's 10x hotter than your aunt or mom, u fucked up, u fucked up bad
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>>611696483
nah man just you. OP delivered in full right up until his fatal error and glorious downward spiral
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>mfw op was too stupid to spend 2 minutes in MS paint and blot out faces/change filename
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>>611696390
yeah. definitely still a chance. awkward people don't realize that awkwardness is >>>90% internal. just don't be fucking retarded and be hot and cool. unless what you think is hot and cool is fucking miserably embarrassing. then you don't even deserve to have sex anyway until you make some friends and learn how to be a person who can socialize.
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>>611696577
>implying fuckable 46yr old women are as common as teens with decent tits
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>>611695937
You have to apologize for the invasion of her privacy. As for everything else you just have to play it cool. Admit to all of it but don't apologize for that. Just be like "sorry if its weird for you to know but it is what it is. let's just move on."
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>>611692249
i think it's fairly obvious that feminists did this
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ITT:

Faggots believe this was the "son" and not someone trying to set him up.

You people are shit tier.
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I think we all have learned something today:

IF YOU ARE GOING TO SHARE, ALWAYS ERASE ANY ID INFO.
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>>611695374

I am SOOO fapping to this until my dick is raw.
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>>611692249
The truth is that you are getting aroused because of that, anon, keep hiding your erection from mom and auntie, you pervo
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>>611696832
doesn't matter, still came buckets to hot Espana milfs
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>>611694853
>be single mom with hormone charged son
>walk around in tight clothes and tease him all the time
>treat him bad for developing sexual urges towards me and get mad when those urges manifest into sneaky behavior and looking for validation on the internet
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>>611697036

Meh. They aren't bad, but I've seen better, naked, and sucking cocks.
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>>611696780
Who gives a fuck about fuckable at 46 or whatever older age? I'd choose that chick over the aunt or mom any day, and this is coming from a guy with an incest "fetish", OP goofed
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>>611696919
shut up dude
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>>611696780
>implying Old milf cunt wouldn't be 10x looser than nubile girlfriend.
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Repost time.
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HAHA YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A CUCK TO YOUR MOM!! YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HER! SHE WANTS REAL MEN NOT HER CREEPY SON!
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Anyhow thanks again for the lulz OP, its 630am AEST and I have work in 4 hours so I'm going to run one out to your Aunt again and go to sleep.

Hope you get to 3some her with your woman with spycam footage for your /b/rothers
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Why would you want to bang your mom? Incest isn't natural. Inbreeding causes all sorts of fucked up genetic mutations
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>>611698271
because having sex means you want to have babies 100% of the time...
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>>611698271
>implying sex is solely for the purpose of procreation

sexless manchild confirmed
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>>611698271
biologists stopped saying that 100 years ago because it was narrowminded and generally stupid
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>>611698271

It's actually not as common as you think, especially if it is only occurring within a single generation. The problem occurs when a bad gene is present to begin with and is able to replicate itself over and over again, like the most famous cases of hemophilia within the English royal families.
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>>611692249
the abs of post-childbirth, middle-aged women are so disgusting
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>>611698970
Virgin detected.
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>>611699122
nope
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>>611698970
Women in their 40s struggle to have stomachs like that with NO kids.

>apergerautist-virgin as fuck
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damn, OP.

any more pics?
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>>611692249
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>>611698970

Go back to your ponies, anon-san
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>>611693322
I'm with you Bro
The trolls are faggots
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>>611698705
Kek so because people don't have sex with their moms means that they"re not having sex at all? Fuck you, faggot. I'm getting laid on the regular and the reason for that is that I'm not actively fantasizing about having sex with my mother, among other things. Its just disrespectful towards the women who raised me, and incest is what breeds one eyed monsters. Get the fuck out neckbeard. Go fuck your waifu pillow while jerking off to nude pictures that you snuck of your mom like the weird little cunt you are.
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>>611699519
have you considered i might be young and not yet fucking 40 year olds? shame your wife's stomach looks like its been in a shark attack
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>>611699806
>confirmed virgin
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>>611698705
And sex IS solely for procreation ya retard
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>>611699951
>>611699122
samefag
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>>611699951
Says the virgin
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>>611692249
>I'm back
Yeah, I let your mom and aunt know that you are back, suck it OP.
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So your Mom isn't about it? Have you tried talking to your Mom? Fuck your Mom, OP.
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>>611700013
is it? is it really? you stupid fucking gook
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>>611692563
Dont worry your mom is just playing it off in front of your aunt. Later shes going to fuck you. Shit OP Id want to fuck them both too. Dont pussy out man.
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Link to mom and aunt profiles?
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>>611695937
Was she screaming at you or being reasonable?
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>>611700704
Can you fuck off?? You're not getting any links

Btw OP here and here is another pic since everyone is asking for them.
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>>611701409
no it was a very calm talk.
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>>611692249
How did they find out? You leave it on the screen or what?
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>>611701794
Then what's the problem? Just be cool about it.
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>>611701852
No? /b/ found their facebooks and messaged them about it
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>>611702134
Ouch. Shoulda blocked out the faces /b/ro
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>>611702259
nah i left the facebook id of my coussins profile up and they found it that way. Face reconnision with google doesn't really show their facebook profiles.
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OP, you should text ur aunt now and see what u can get out of her before its too late get some mad skills like matt

>pic related
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>>611702423
>Face reconnision with google doesn't really show their facebook profiles.
Keep thinking that.
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>>611700274
Why does any animal have suck, you fuck?
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don't give up OP. now it's out there, and they know. let it linger in their minds for a little while and then try and bring it up again sometime maybe when they are drunk. if all else fails, just rape them
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>>611701794
Dude if she was calm about it you still have a shot bro. Seriously just be honest with her. You love her sorry you made it awkward etc etc. Shit will start to eat in her mind. Keep getting jacked up. Soon she'll want the young D.
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>>611702676
I meant sex
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>>611695034
Dayummmm
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>>611702775
No she won't. Unless OP's mom is making active passes on him (in which case shed be as fucked as OP) she doesn't want to have sex with her son.
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>>611702555
Any resolution to that saga?
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>>611702676
dolphins rape male dolphins for PLEASURE. you god damn idiot. gay people have sex for PLEASURE. straight people have sex for PLEASURE. if fucking FEELS GOOD!!!! the reason it feels good is because there's a reward system in place, and you're right that the reason sex feels good is for the reason of making babies, but that doesn't mean that the reason people have sex is for making babies. how are you this retarded?
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>>611703151
OPs mom has been walking around the house half naked in front of him. Thats not normal behavior from a mom unless she wants the cock.
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just remind your mom that it wouldn't be the first time your dick passed through her cunt. it happened when you were born.
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>>611702555
I was in that thread.. Fake as porno tits
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Not gonna lie.

OPs mom and aunt have given me a raging erection.

Would love to dump cum all over them.

Someone needs to dump the rest of the pics.
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>>611703232
part 3 was never confirmed
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>>611703796
Please somebody. Pics be needed.
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>>611703823
Good lord. Nothing to be ashamed of OP. Id hit that so hard
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>>611703982
bamp for pics
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OP, let's double team your aunt and then your mom.

You hit the pussy and I'll nail the back door.

You down?
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>>611701515
Which one is the mom and which is the aunt?
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>>611704666
all the while she eats out her own sister? So down!
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>>611703969
this is so damn hot my good lord.
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>>611703347
But that doesn't mean it's okay to have sex with your mom. Dude, you're defending incest. Inbreeding causes all sorts of genetic fuck ups. Its like telling people that smoking cigarettes is good for you because there are nicotine receptors in the brain and it feels good
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