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Omegle trolling thread, pt. 2 1. Go to omegle.com 2. Add &#

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Omegle trolling thread, pt. 2

1. Go to omegle.com
2. Add 'tumblr' to your interests
3. Start your conversations with "Hi, my name is Dan"
4. Enjoy tumblrtards getting butthurt about being connected to the 'same' person over and over

Post best results here

Let's do this
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>>611675986
bump
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it died, let it die
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>>611676404
>but it didnt
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>>611676404
In strange aeons, even death mayyy die
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change the interest to my little pony
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>>611676404
it'd 404'd like you post number newfag
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>>611676656
kek
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>>611676783
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1 / 2
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>>611677045

2 / 2

KEK
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Which one of you niggers did I finally get??
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>>611675986
>Hi, my name is Dan
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underage on b
capatch: oprep
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>>611677622
fucking cringe. this is what /b/ has become, kids
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You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Please tell me you're not Dan
Stranger: last i checked
Stranger: im not Dan
You: How about now?
Stranger: one sec
Stranger: nope
You: Thats good
You: Who are you?
Stranger: isnt this meant to be anonymous
You: Not really
You: They track your IP
Stranger: to each other
You: and trace it via geo-thermal recognition
Stranger: we are meant to be anonymous
You: but they are legion
Stranger: they can try lol i know this nigga who knows a lot about computers
Stranger: and hes got me on some shit
You: whats the shit?
You: because the IP trace route is fool proof
Stranger: i dont know but its called airvpn
Stranger: idk what it is
Stranger: and he made me use this browser called palemoon for some reason lol
You: You must always use Internet Explorer
Stranger: lol idc
Stranger: would internet explorer have greasemonkey add on tho
Stranger: or my random agent spoofer?
You: No
You: but its the best browser
Stranger: maaaaaaaaaaaaaan who cares
You: Hi, my name is Dan
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the troll master is here
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ayyy
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>>611677786
>has android but not full omegle
>2 battery indicators
notification bar full of permanent shit
anon pls
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asl?
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>>611677786
typical mountain time zone faggot
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Missed a chance to Dan

http://logs.omegle.com/c02367f
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>>611675986
Bimp
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BADABUMP
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grh
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this was fun, there is still some fun left on the internet
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>>611675986
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>>611675986
omeglespy niggers
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>>611680749
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>>611680689
We have bonded as /b/tards on this day, for there has never been so much dick sucking between us before... we thank this master troller for bringing us together and making us suck our own cocks
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http://l.omegle.com/36ae988.png
rekt
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>>611681067
amen
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Kek.
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bump
check em
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>>611675986
i had so much fun, 10/10
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all tumblr users have left gg dan
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>>611682200
gg
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So a while ago i saw a troll thing where it was this little paragraph saying it was a message from Omegle, telling the other person you were a convicted sex offender, anyone have it?
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>>611677934
Kek'd
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>>611682552
[WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]

Was it this one ?
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>>611678549
Fucking Reddit
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Stranger: Hello :)
You: hey!
Stranger: What's up?
You: not much u? Where are u from?
Stranger: Just listening to music. I'm from Pennsylvania, you?
You: cool! I'm Danish
Stranger: Oh cool!!
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Sydney!! You?
You: Dan :)
Stranger: How are you, Dan?
You: doing good!
You: and you?
Stranger: I'm doing pretty well!!
You: Dantastic!
You: whats your tum/b/lr URL?
Stranger: That was so punny!!
Stranger: oceanicmadness.tumblr.com
You: love it!
Stranger: Thanks!
Stranger: What's yours?
You: got none
Stranger: Why not?
You: cuz i think it's gay
You: or maybe not if there's tits and ass like on yours :)
Stranger: Then why did you put tumblr in your interests
You: Because Dan likes tumblrfag, but not tumblr
Stranger: I see
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add interest as feminist
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>>611683419
On it
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cheers
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>>611683419
do this
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do-i-look-like-a-monster.tumblr.com
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>>611683990
mind blown
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>>611683990
Top kek
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Now I'm the real dan, Yes im the real dan, all those other dans are just imating, so wont the real dan, please stand up, please stand up. Now I'm the real dan, Yes im the real dan, all those other dans are just imating, so wont the real dan, please stand up, please stand up. Now I'm the real dan, Yes im the real dan, all those other dans are just imating, so wont the real dan, please stand up, please stand up. Now I'm the real dan, Yes im the real dan, all those other dans are just imating, so wont the real dan, please stand up, please stand up. Now I'm the real dan, Yes im the real dan, all those other dans are just imating, so wont the real dan, please stand up, please stand up. Now I'm the real dan, Yes im the real dan, all those other dans are just imating, so wont the real dan, please stand up, please stand up. Now I'm the real dan, Yes im the real dan, all those other dans are just imating, so wont the real dan, please stand up, please stand up. Now I'm the real dan, Yes im the real dan, all those other dans are just imating, so wont the real dan, please stand up, please stand up.
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>>611683990
these are fun
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Im dirty dan!
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>>611677934
If ur from tumblr kill yourself after your family faggot otherwise good game.
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change topic to feminism
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or add more topics inc patriarchy
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You: hey this is dan

Stranger: hello dan! im ninna

You: hey ninna im dan

Stranger: hi, how are you?

You: im dan how are you

Stranger: i am great and you dan?

You: as i said! jeez

Stranger has disconnected.
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>>611678404
Top kek
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>>611684986
>world of tanks
:^)
whats your winrate
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>>611683111
oh shit theyre on to me.
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You: hi my name is dan
Stranger: who is dan
You: I'm dan, whats your name?
Stranger: listen dan i've run into you a few times now
Stranger: basically i want to suck your dick
You: My name is dan, what's yours?
Stranger: shut the fuck up and take off your pants before i scream triggered
You: ofuk
Stranger: i like women, don't get me wrong
Stranger: but there ain't nothing wrong with a good ol fashion dick
You: My name is dan.
Stranger has disconnected.
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Kek
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have my babies

im a grill btw
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Stranger: hey
You: Hi my name is da
Stranger: asl
You: Hi my name is dan
Stranger: oh no
You: Hi my name is dan
Stranger: please no more dan
You: Hi my name is dan
Stranger: i think omegle is broken
You: Hi my name is dan
Stranger: i hate you reddit
Stranger: :(
You: Hi my name is dan
You: hey wait
You: fuck reddit, nigger
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>>611685787
i'd still fuck you

godspeed my dear.
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hi, my name is Dan
Stranger: is it you Dan?
Stranger: that's cool
You: dan's a faggot
You: we are dan's
Stranger: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
You: we are faggots!
Stranger: there is more dans then not-dans here
You: of course
You: all tumblr people got triggered
Stranger: AND 4CHAN HAVE WON!!!!!!!
You: that triggers my penis
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi my name is dan
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how does it feel
Stranger: to be unique
You: Hi my name is danique
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just got rekt by fellow /b/rother
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http://prntscr.com/6xc2fv
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: Hello. I am Dan.

Stranger has disconnected.
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>>611675986
Stranger: yes
You: Hi, my name is Dan
Stranger: its not funny btw
You: what isn't?
Stranger: your stupid fucking dan shit
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger: its like
Stranger: the worst running joke
You: but, I wanted you to know my name
You: and it is Dan
Stranger: thats not your fucking name okay
Stranger: unless
Stranger: im going to look through your eyes
Stranger: and determine the age
You: look
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: 17
Stranger: from USA
You: actually I'm a 30 yr old mexican guy
Stranger: Carlton
You: but my parents wanted me to be named Dan
Stranger: fuck of
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>>611686336
Holy shit
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: hi my name is dan

You: Hi my name aslo

You: hey /b/ro

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i think we scared the feminazis off

I love that guy.
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You know whats the fucked up thing? My name REALLY is Dan kek
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I was suddendly banned after some Dan chats... why ?
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lel
its lame i know
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i already met 2 4chan guisss
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>>611687102
I am meeting nothing but 4chan guys.

I think everyone else left.
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>>611687102
newfag
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مرحبا ، اسمي دان
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Why don't we troll feminist and feminism tags to?
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You both like tumblr.

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m or f?

You: My name is Dan

Stranger: DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAAAAAAN
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: whats up
Stranger: not much
Stranger: whats with your pickup like
You: what pickup line
Stranger: it said that you are a sex ofender
Stranger: a message from omegle
You: oh?
You: hm
You: thats strange i thought me and my lawyer discussed this
Stranger: LOL you are just a troll
You: my name is dan
Stranger: i am Giselle
You: nice to meet you giselle my name is dan
Stranger: how old are you
You: 69
You: m
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lelz
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force of habbit
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ayy lmao anon get b8ted faggot
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met dan
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>>611687262
yeah maybe , but i dont fokin care m8
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bump check my dubs too
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>>611687519
think i met the same guy
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i dont get it.. what do i have to do?? :D
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: not much man, doing dantastic wbu?
Stranger: why is dan back now i don't understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>611687938
Quit being a faggot
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Thanks fags, my name really is Dan and now no one will chat with me.
Omegle
Talk to strangers!
Omegle app for iPhone and iPad
Select Language ▼
31,000+ online now

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Tumblr.

You: Sup

Stranger: Just searching for someone to talk to who isn't a Dan douche bag wbu

You: Yeah what is the deal with Dan?

Stranger: I have no idea but I don't want any part of it

You: What is your name?

Stranger: Tessa

Stranger: if you say you're dan

You: Nice to meet you Tessa

Stranger: I'll probably melt or something

You: My name is Dan, I'm not even joking

Stranger: nope.

You: I'm serious

Stranger: I refuse to believe that
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kek
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just when you think youre safe
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: Hi, my name is Dan

You: knock knock

Stranger: who's there

You: Gus

Stranger: Gus who

You: Gus Thekikes

Stranger has disconnected.
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We really need a tumblr page dedicated to our friend who died in a car accident called Dan.
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lel
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Let's start degrading people with the feminist or feminism tag
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Dan here
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>>611684262
if it was more in line with song it would have een good
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why i cant connect to server all the fukin time
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We need to start using the tag "feminist" and "feminism"
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Think all the tumblrs left.
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>>611689131
yes!
and jew, jewish, girls, looking for gf etc.
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Dan from Dandyland
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>>611689131
not much peoples there
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>>611684262
Though I'm not the first king of tumblr trolling, i am the worst thing since adolf hitler to spout jew hate so selfishly and use it to make myself edgy HEYY theres a concept that works 20million other /b/tards emerge but no matter how many autists in the sea it would /b/ so empty without me common trap let me cum in your ass fuck that suck all the shit off of my dick and get ready cuz this shits about to get edgy i look in a milf thread and fapped to a pic of my mom and my daddy ohhh
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>>611675986
hey guise lets all troll each other on omegle!
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Here he is, moot himself.
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lol, you know who you are
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>>611689461
dis
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: DAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEE?

Stranger: I'm feeling lonely...

You: WHY

You: DID YOU DO THAT TO ME

Stranger: Cause yes

You: YOU STUPID GUY!

You: IM CRYING RIGHT NOW

Stranger: LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

You: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS http://prntscr.com/6xcesg TO MY MOTHER

Stranger: Xd

Stranger: no virus?

You: no

You: i promise.

Stranger: OMFG

You: Wanna see some more?

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: no ty....

Stranger: show me those pics!!

You: http://prntscr.com/6xcgsn

Stranger: where do you get those?

You: From Dan.

You: Dan is crazy mother fucker.
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just got banned ;[[[[[
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I guess he was smarter, here is the results :
Stranger: hi
You: Hi !
You: My name is Danielo Angelo Nelini :)
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: okay\
You: You can call me Dan ;)
Stranger: oh so you're the dan people on omegle
You: I'm the one
You: I made multiple accounts
Stranger: aha
You: Ask me anything
Stranger: why
You: Because I'm a nigger
Stranger: well how old are you
You: Well
You: I'm actually 24 years old
You: I still live in my mom basement though
Stranger: ok
Stranger: most people do lmfao
You: yeah I bet we all just masturbate to loli in the basement lmao
You: ayyy
Stranger: ok that's just gross :s
You: Wanna see something gross ?
Stranger: no thank you :))
You: You better hide the mirror then :))
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so funny
You: lmao banana
Stranger: like, i'm dying
You: are you for real ?
Stranger: banana? dafuq
You: could you stream it ?
Stranger: are YOU for real
Stranger: is your name real
Stranger: who are you
You: Do you really think
You: Someone named fucking Dan
You: would create multiple accounts
You: just to fuck with people on omegle ?
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: there are lots of weirdos out there
Stranger: ;)
You: true
Stranger: mhm
You: well I'm all out of reasons to talk
You: :/
Stranger: awe
You: have a nice evening
Stranger: you too
You: fucking faggot
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>>611690106
u mean danned?
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>>611690411
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>>611676656
nice
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>>611690411
exactly
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i don't know anymore
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>>611690301
Kek
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>>611677262
the fuck
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>>611683106
Yeah that's it, thanks
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Please someone go say Hi to Vivian on twitter for me.. I can't,zionist biaaaatch blocked me
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Gottem
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>>611677622
>>611677863
>>
Omegle mods are confused as fuck
>>
guise please raid this bitch
skype: kamilanavoa
found her while I was danning around on odangle
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>>611677904
fail
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>>611677934
That was good.
>>
You: Hi I'm a big fan of Devil May Cry
You: Call me Dante
Stranger: we must be twins
Stranger: cuz im dan too
You: You've activated my trap card
You: You are no Dan, you are Vergil.
Stranger: bye faggot
Stranger has disconnected.
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Stranger: im dan
You: Hi Dan, this is Dan.
Stranger: wow
You: How's your day, Dan?
Stranger: we are twins or some shit?
You: Is it dantacular?
You: Might be, Dan.
Stranger: no, its dantemetolaverga
You: Dangit!
Stranger: haha fuck you fag
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Bet it was one of you faglords
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: knock knock

You: Hey dan i was expecting you.

Stranger: dan here

You: Rare pepe here

Stranger: is dan home?

Stranger: im looking for dan

You: Dan is fucking my death mother and he is busy right now please try on new tag: Christianity
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: Hello

Stranger: You're not dan?

You: no, im Alex

Stranger: Ah okay :)

Stranger: From? :)

You: from mynameisdan.com

Stranger has disconnected.
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Tumblr.

Stranger: hey

You: Whats up

Stranger: not much

Stranger: just watching tv, you?

You: I'm just Danning around

Stranger: ohh okay :o??

You: My name is Dan

Stranger: well hey dan

You: Jews made me do it, I didnt want to

Stranger: do what

Stranger: wait jews o_o

Stranger: ??

You: Niggereta Anal Dump

Stranger: dude

Stranger has disconnected.
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>>611691967
It was me. And the link is this picture.
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The fuck?
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>>611692485
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: youre not dan are you? im sick of this

You: me 2 dude.

Stranger: oh good

You: My name is Niggereta Anal Dump The First and im Queen of RerePepeLand located in south africa.

Stranger: um

Stranger: really?

You: Yeah. Google it.

Stranger: everyones being mean today

You: Dont cry little fgt

Stranger: almost making me really mad

Stranger: ffs

Stranger: alright already

You: Fgt

You have disconnected.
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Hello. My name is Elizabeth, i'm Dan sister, please stop with impersonification spree around Omegle, as you should know this was emerged from a thread of the image board know as 4chan.com ,however the creator of this thread is someone who did know that Dan is a tumblr user, now he is using this to bring my bro down, please, if you see any Dan, please, ask him to stop it, my little Bro is about to kill himself, he is being spammed with hate comments from anothers Tumblrs users who are mad at him, he doesn't deserve any of this, he is just a 12 years boy, please, stop this madness, otherwise i will be forced to sue www.4chan.com for moral damage to my brother, i'm not bluffing this is a serious matter, if you are one of these impersonators, please, stop.
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Stranger: It's not dan
You: thank go
You: god*
Stranger: aah I thought you wanna say then go haha
You: haha dan and dash
You: Hi, my name is Dan.
You: nigga
>>
You: Hi, my name is Dan
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Hi I'm Dan
Stranger: Dan me liek on of ur french ggirls
You: kek man
You: top kek
Stranger: Op is a fag
You: dubs get
Stranger: check em
You: ayy lmao
Stranger: ylyl?
You: lost
Stranger: dear diary
You: rare pepes
Stranger: gr8 b8 m8 i'd r8 8/8
You: feminazi hate thread
Stranger: fuckin land whales man
You: jet fuel cant melt steel beams
Stranger: nigger h8 thread
You: chocolate milk
Stranger: rekt?
You: dank memes
Stranger: let's summon moot
You: "OH MOOT THE MIGHTY FAGGOT, ARISE FROM HELL!"
Stranger: moot is a furry
Stranger: >implying
You: >inb4 s/fur cancer
Stranger: no bananan
You: cancer banana
Stranger: save it all my friend
You: alahu akbar
Stranger: gotta go /b/ro
Stranger: /thread
You: kkk be with ya
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met a /b/ro
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Fuck you
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>>611693180
OHDARN, GOTTATROLL SOME MOAR LE 9GAG ARM AYYYY
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Nice to meet you Random Anon.
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>>611693544
You too.
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>>611676659
Pretty close but no GET for you, fagt
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I keep on finding Dans. This is getting old fast, tbh.
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>>611693653
xDDDDD
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And then there's this nigger. Also here's the Copy Pasta.

Cause I'm Dan Shady, yes I'm the real Dan, All you other Dan Shadys are just imitating, So won't the real Dan Shady please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up?
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>>611691962
lol
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>>611677622
>>
>>611693837
It's cause you unoriginal fucks always use the retarded Tumblr/Dan combination.
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>>611693846
XDDD
ore wa chin chin ga diakuski
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>>611675986
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>>611693841
That's me, haha
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>>611676498
I found this person as well.
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lol, trolling christians is to much fun
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You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: hey dan
You: I am no Dan
You: I have digivolved
You: Now I am THE DANNIHILATOR
Stranger: thank god
Stranger: OH FOR FUCK SAKE
You: HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEUEUAAAAAAAAA
You: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
You: KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: do you not have a life
Stranger: like
Stranger: seriously
You: DDDIIIIEEEEE AAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!```!!¬¬!!!!!!!!
Stranger: you are bored
Stranger: cunt face
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hey My name is Niggereta Anal Dump The First and im Queen of RerePepeLand located in south africa.
Stranger: You need money?
Stranger: oww shit you from afrika
You: Yes.
Stranger: dude
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: why
Stranger: This is Donna McRonald from the KKK clan, the one and only true one
You: Im white.
Stranger: ohh ok
You: I hate niggers, jews, and support hitler.
Stranger: Ohh
Stranger: Why are you in Afrika then?
You: If you do that aslo you can join my kingdom. Your name will be Donna The Nigger Slayer
You: Coz much niggers and easy kill
Stranger: Ohh damn that smart
You: you just drop water baits
You: and food aslo.
You: and then.
You: Burn em, Cut em, Nuke em
You: everything
Stranger: Dude are you like the manifestation from hitler?
You: No i only mastrubate on him.
Stranger has disconnected.

AHHAHAHAH
>>
DEAD NIGGER STORAGE
Grüß Gott, anon
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Dan Gave me Herpes
>>
Who's the white night?
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Hi, my name is Dan
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TROLL THE TAG ISRAEL
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>>611678487
Nigger you think I give a fuck?

>>611678580
Central, fag.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Men.
Stranger: M f ?
Stranger: Hey
You: t
You: ;)
You: bb
Stranger: Whats t ?
You: trans
Stranger: Trans ??
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
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This is basically how all of my convos have been going.
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i came on here to have a good time and i honestly felt so attacked
>>
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sO ATTACKED
>>
>>
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kek
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LET'S FIND A SOMETHING NEW FOR TUMBLRFAGS ENOUGH DAN
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>>611695491
part 3
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>>611695524
>>611695569
LMFAO
>>
I fucking love this bread.
Much thx anon
>>
http://logs.omegle.com/3d41793
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part 4 :(
>>
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>>611695650
I CANT FUCKING HANDLE IT
>>
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pissed tumblrfag
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check em lads
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Which one of you faggots was it : P
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WOW, WHAT A COOL RARE PEPE
>>
>>
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>>611696341
>>
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>>611696372
Oh how i wish this was true
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we need to find a new home Dans
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we have to find us a new home.
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tumblr is to full, we have to find a new place for our dans
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Damn, got friend zoned again :(
>>
>>611696992
that was quality troll art right there
>>
>>611697432
we dont choose our top keks. They just happens.
>>
Ramadan
>>
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got counter trolled
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>>611697516
we could try Pintrest??
>>
>>611694158
No, thats Dan
>>
>>611697873
yea maybe if we were all class A douchebags
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1/3
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2/3
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>>611696992
kek
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3/3
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>>611697873

is there room for the dans?
>>
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi, my name is Dan
You: Hi whats your favorite subreddit
Stranger: Ew Reddit
Stranger: /b/ ftw
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
>>
>>611684661
gold/10
>>
>>611698496
Rule 1 and 2
>>
Chatted with a 18 year old girl from France. Floor covered in spaghetti. mfw
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WHITE KNIGHT FAG
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Dan is love Dan is life
>>
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Finally!
>>
Topkek
>>
>>611686706
>poo poo pee pee penis and vagina
>>
>>611699008
i will name my children after this.top rekt kek
>>
>>611699061
Find this fggt. Tell him don't talk about your mom.
>>
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Don't forget who you are Dan!
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>>611699320
>>611699061
Kek
>>
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