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Haven't seen a life hack thread in a looooooong while Make

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Haven't seen a life hack thread in a looooooong while
Make my life easier /b/
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>>611661463
swallow your cum for an insta protein boost, fggot.
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>>611661463
here you go with the full one OP
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inb4 making crystals
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Masturbate so hard the nerve endings in your dick die. That way you'll never be over sensitive during sex!
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Here's one
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>>611661669
>pooping
>every day
What the fuck do normal people eat to make them shit so much? Hell, I eat cereal with fiber in it all the time, and I mostly shit once or twice a week.
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>>611663343
Well there is something wrong then. I shit every two days and most poop every day.
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>>611663343
your supposed to shit 6 times a day
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always know how much light you have left
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>>611663343
i poop at Least 4 times a day, when i wake up, right before i leave, lunch, and before i go to bed(biggest)
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>>611663343
similar here , i also dont know why people shit so much , i use toilet once for 2 weeks , seems like sleeping bear metabolism
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>>611663432
Well, sometimes it's 2 days in a row, and I eat a lot of Taco Bell on my weekend. But still, I say something's wrong if you're on the shitter every single day.
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>>611662230
I did this quite a bit in my teen years. Now as an adult it takes awhile to cum if at all. Gf thinks its her fault. Shes more willing to try other things to please me...PROFIT!
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>>611662621
Science has gone too far.
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>>611664063
These "brownies" are fucking shit. Dry and flavourless
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>>611664063
did this back then a few times
now they even sell the mix for you in little bags
and call it pocket cake or something
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>>611661463
how the fuck does # 3 work how do you get the lacky on chain and doorhandle from the outside....
or is this some kinda Troll physics thread
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I got you /b/
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>>611663818
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>>611663432
>>611663738

That's bad, yo. You could get a case of medical grade constipation.
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>>611664192
Edgy
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>>611661463
have fun
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Dead bread?
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>>611663343
femanon here, i shit at least once a day.
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>>611665407
lies, females don't poop
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>>611664192
>gacy
>is a girl's body
inaccurate
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>>611665520
They shit out cum after anal, numbnuts.
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>>611666169
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>>611665407
i doubt this is really a female, but if it is, why do you feel the need to share that you're a female. no one gives a fuck
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>>611661463
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>>611664526
fuck
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>>611661463
"opening a banana the right way" is easily the dumbest thing I've seen on the internet.

Have I been astronomically lucky all my life? I've never eaten a banana that was hard to peel by the stem, ever. I seriously have no idea what the fuck they are talking about.
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>>611666689
Yup best technique ever used, always use it, always work.

Though once I forget to land the second punch and got pretty wrecked
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>>611662621
>2 cups of cool whip = 320 calories
>6 tablespoons of nutella = 600 calories
>1 cup of milk = 146 calories
>In total 1066 calories for an ice cream pop
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>>611666969

It's just because you're so used to peeling back foreskins before sucking cock.

Captcha: Penel
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>>611667806
Makes more than one dumbass
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>>611663812
You should shit at least once if not twice a day. You Americans just live on processed food that constipates you
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>>611668222
Nice trips.
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>>611668671
Am i banned yet?
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>>611669227
Apparently not. Never mind. Carry on.
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Con3bootin
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>>611664526
how hav i not heard this before
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Is thread kill?
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>>611669739
me 2
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>>611670312
Ok den
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>>611663343
That's very unhealthy. You'll die of colon cancer before too long
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>>611670621
nice
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>>611670621
have to go, last one
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>>611663343
what? i take a dump every hour on the hour including night time
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>>611666689
>slide down your pants, you're my woman now.
kek
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>>611666169
females fucking REKT
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>>611669966
supa check
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>>611666969
This. Unless you've been stabbing yourself in the goddamn eye trying to peel a banana this is fucking useless.
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>>611666666
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>>611663343
Add exercise
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Heres a small one.
Drinking Redbull + Milk
The acid in the energy drink will combine with the milk protein and produces a salt, causing the casein to lose suspension and clump together.
Also, if you are a weak little faggot, you literally project vomit after a few minutes
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>>611663343
Once every other day here. People I know seem to do it with the same regularity that they need to take a piss. I'm skinny and I eat a lot so I don't fucking know where it all goes.
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>>611665407
male here
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I have been here since 2008-2009 and there is no original content in this thread. Did the content creators go Galt?
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>>611663818
This. Literally takes me hours to come from vaginal sex.
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Mfw down to 1:20
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>>611665407
why the fuck would you being a female matter in this situation? dumb fuck
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>>611669966
yezzus...
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>>611663343
That just means you're body is more effecient than theirs. Don't listen to these neck beards. lack of shitting is a sign you're eating what your body needs and not much more. Typical Americans shit a lot more than other countries because of this.
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>>611672603
How is this useful?
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>>611669966
Quad dubs?
Nice
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inb4 mustard gas
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Why would you want to be able to unlock a chain lock from outside?
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>>611674356
after ingesting poison it's a quick upper GI cleanse
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>>611675867
I mean I see why it would be useful if you could do it all from outside, but you have to set it up from the inside first. Meaning it's probably your room. So what's the point?
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