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Just went full retard /b/ >B me >b late night, just like

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Just went full retard /b/

>B me
>b late night, just like tonight
>b texting qt3.14159 that I got matched with on tinder
>Been trying to formulate a plan to tear that pussy up, but I've only gotten as far as getting her number
>b discussing what the best movie is
>tell her my sextape is the best movie ever
>she says the director was bad, but shes more into composers
>b watching the trailer for Starwars, with the inception soundtrack played over it
>try to copy and paste it to her
>forgot to actually paste
>instinctly just pase and submit to her
>I had a pepe on my copy board
>mfw I sent her a rare pepe
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Please don't tell me it was that one OP...
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>>611604394
It was...
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>>611604762
Nigga you goofed.
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It happens to the best of us OP
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>>611605540
She called me a perv and that I'm a faggot for having a frog fetish
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>>611605651
Have you tried posting more frogs?
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>>611606025
And have her think that I actually have a frog fetish?
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>>611605651
Kek
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>>611606099
At this point it couldn't hurt
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>>611603178
>tfw degrading a rare pepe to a WOMAN
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>>611606692
I just fapped, problem is gone. No need for qt3.14
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Here's another :'(
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>>611603178
Just tell her it's just a retarded may-may that you and your loser internet friends send to eachother as some gay inside joke
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>>611608947
I actually did, thus why she called me a faggot
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