What do /b/. Dubs decide.
Pour it on your hands
>>611462018
Roll
Chemist here,
1 M is dilute lab grade, will still char paper if left on for a while.
Shit expired a decade ago should be fine tho drink.
>>611462099
Checked
Op here that dubs had no instructions. So this shit ain't industrial? Any cool things I can do with it.
>>611461701
Find someone who has parked a nice car shittilly, on purpose, and dump in the gas tank or on the hood
>>611461701
please drink it.
Pour on hands, demand high-fives
>>611462018
roll
>>611463076
Reroll
>>611461701
>put in glass
>put dick in
>tape the glass to yourself, so the dick is in it
>go on with your day.
>>611462099
True
Still has a ph of 0 though
pour it on left leg and arm
then go to hospital
they say WAH are you ok?
you say nah, im all right
AYYYYYYYY roll
>>611463408
kek
rolling for this
>>611463348
Re
I want OP's dick disolved.
>>611463408
reroll
>>611461701
use it as lube when u fap
>>611463499
kek
>>611463499
checked
>>611463554
OFF BY ONE
>>611463499
>>611463588
winrar
I hate you guys. I'm weak sauce I'll take suggestions that harm other people.
fg
>>611461701
That's from 2004. You better drink it before it goes bad.
>>611463699
dump it out on someone's front door
>>611463699
what the fuck did you expect? drink it faggot
>>611463699
FUCK YOU
FINE THEN
order pizza
guy comes
throw it on his face
drag him in ;)
Bonus points for a girl
>>611463499
rip in peace op's cock
>>611463855
winrar
>>611463855
FINALLY I GOT SOME DUBS
>>611461701
use a dropper to apply the acid to your testicles, drop by painful drop
>>611463855
winrar... again.
>>611463855
Nah, that would hurt some innocent guy.
The decision has already been made. OP should now say goodbye to his dick.
Poach an egg
>>611464049
he did say he is weak sauce
And he wants to harm other people
Fuck... Can someone save my dick with trips...
>>611464145
don't do it op this makes mustard gas
Dick in ! Dick in ! Dick in ! Dick in !
Dick in ! Dick in ! Dick in ! Dick in !
Dick in ! Dick in ! Dick in ! Dick in !
OR WE RIOT
>>611464211
another dubs for me
thats 2 dubs for the pizza guy
Buy bottle of hot sauce.
make burritos.
mix acid with hot sauce.
ask friends to have burritos with you.
you can figure out the rest.
Buy plastic a bong and use that as water then invite some friends over to blaze it
>profit
captcha:relax
>>611464219
dont do it and do this
>>611463855
>>611464219
We all know you wont deliver.
Why start a xx decides thread if you're a pussy that was never going to deliver? Did you just want some attention?
>>611464404
roll
Preparing it :(
>>611463855
let him do this one
>>611461701
That's really weak, won't do shit.
>>611464558
i change my mind if he pussies out of it do this
but anyway CARRY ON
>>611464211
Rules are rules fagit.
Hopefully it does nothing, for the sake of me being weak sauce I will only put it in for 5 seconds
>>611465150
op will deliver?? :)
DO IT
>>611465150
record it and make webm later
:( save my dick... I will commence it in 1 minute
>>611465540
Its already cut, you aint gonna feel shit faggot
>>611463499
>>611465616
kek
>>611465616
my sentiments precisely
>>611465540
jizz in the bowl afterwards and sentence millions of unborn babies to a cruel death by acid and make a video so i can enjoy the nice crackling sounds and the almost inaudible screams of your sperm
i hope he watered it down, ha!
Drink it
1m does nothing... My dick just itches.
put your dick in it
>>611465759
That's actually pretty good. I've never seen sperm in acid.
>>611465540
bet its water
Lol look at this
>>611465838
Get balls deep in it
>>611465838
>>611465616
Told ya'll guys
>>611465838
Put a piece of paper next to your dick.
>>611465939
kek
Dump it all over someone's hood
>>611465759
>>611465864
so much this, sperm in acid for the love of gawd
>>611465939
ffs OP put a condom on like it says
I am disappoint
>>611466148
this
>acid in condom
>dick in condom
>do a barrel roll
Alright let's get rid of this weak ass shit. Dubs roll. Dick status: irritated.
>>611465892
I googled for the site that the bottle came from and apparently it's 94.8% water and only 5.2% H2SO4
1 M sulfuric is a pretty weak concentration. Would have to leave your cock in it for 10 plus mins to accomplish any tissue damage. You should wash pretty thoroughly after this anyway when your done being dumb. Good job whoring your penis out to science though. OP was not a fag. Its more fun to come across strong bases such as sodium or potassium metal. Adding a small chunk of either to water = fiery explosion, sparks, and popping.
remove the label
>>611466353
Drink a glass of it
>>611466512
It says not to silly.
>>611466353
Take a sip from it.
>>611466353
sperm in acid, after a good 10 mins of dissolving your unborn children dump the remaining liquid on the nearest insects covering them in both your cum and acid
>>611466412
i mean he just put water in the bowl
>>611466353
Cum on it.
>>611466646
yes, rolling
>>611466353
pee on it
>>611466646
rolling
>>611466353
Drink a shot of it
>>611466646
I can roll for that.
>>611466646
holy fuck this
Soak Balls
>>611466552
Reroll
>>611466353
Pour it in your eye.
>>611466353
pour it on your palm
>>611466646
Rollin for this
>>61146664
This
>>611463855
you havent delievered...
>>611466646
roll
Put it in your eyes
>>611466353
Pour it down your urethra.
>>611466646
rollo
>>611466353
Snort a poonful
>>611466646
Re-rollin
Pour into your spread asshole
>>611467124
Rawl
>>611466646
Roll
>>611466646
>>611466751
>>611466867
>>611466908
>>611466935
>>611467028
>>611467097
>>611467189
>>611467237
fuck the dubs give the people what they want
also rollin for this
>>611466646
roll
>>611466646
c'mon I wanna see that sperm in acid
>>611461701
Dispose of it properly in a responsible manner in accordance with any bylaws pertaining to the substance.
prepare a stew, no acid
>>611467360
THIS
>>611466353
Burn it.
>>611467419
reroll
>>611463855
deliever
>>611463855
op cmon
>>611466353
pour it in some guys postbox with letters in it
Dip a knife in it and stab yourself.
>>611467511
win.tar.gz
>>611467419
1 moar roll
>>611467533
better winrar
>>611466646
>>611467511
>>611467533
YOU FAGGOTS
SPERM IN ACID
FOR SCIENCE
>>611467360
You're a good man. Here's some OC
>>611466412
>Boiling point of H2SO4 337°C
>Boiling point of water 100°C
If dubs evaporate the water and pour dick again on it
>>611467651
get fucked, cunt
If OP drink it, nothing would happen. The pH of the stomach is already 1, and OP's acid seems weak, so nothing litteraly would happen (at best, his throat may hurt a little).
Roll for putting your cellphone in acid.
>>611463855
DELIEVER NOW
Op here this is what I'll do, sperm in acid then dump in mailbox sperm on the way
>>611466646
Dubs get
>>611467677
>if dubs
DUBS
>>611467677
d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duuuubs fkn do
>>611467703
You sir are a burden to humankind.
>>611467833
Dubs replying to dubs
cmon
>>611461701
1 molar sulfuric acid. not much you can do with it.
>>611467753
"weak acid"
No its a strong acid, its just dilute...
>>611467667
She is fucking hot! More?
Put the bottle in microwave for 6 minutes
>>611467677
winrar
OP won't deliver
>>611466646
Rolling for science
this doesn't count
>>611467511
this does
>>611466646
>>611466646
Heres your dubs /b/
>>611466646
Dubs for my /b/ros
>>611466646
Everybody wants it. Do it, OP.
>>611466646
HERES THE LONG AWAITED DUBS
>>611468598
>>611468643
>>611468532
JESUS CHRIST THE BAD LUCK. DUBS GET ROLLING FOR>>611466646
>>611466646
dubs are gay
>>611466646
All of you are fucking plebs
44 get
>>611467667
>>611466646
>>611466646
GIVE ME THE DUBS!
>>611466646
Dubs get
>>611467677
>Dubs get
Dont be a faggot again OP
>>611468733
kek
>>611468733
fucken do it
>>611466646
Ok dubs are disabled
>>611468733
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>611466646
Roll
>>611461701
1 molar solution... Damn, you sissy. Get a better concentration you cunt.
>>611468733
WINRAR
>>611468799
>Dont be a faggot again OP
GREAT WASTED DUBS YOU NIGGER
>>611468733
ayyyy
>>611468733
WINRAR
quads
>>611468936
king of fail
>>611468733
Don't be a faggot, OP
Exchange bottle contents with someone else's eye-drops.
Use as lube
also post the process of your unborn being made
dubs get
One molar is weak shit.
>>611469243
this
>>611466646
>>611468733
do it for science!!!
OP where are you? :(
I've already grabbed my pop-corn
>>611469472
OP has quit this game
>>611466646
It must be done, come on OP you literally cannot be pussy enough to not do this. Unless you think it'll explode or make mustard gas or something.
>>611469472
I think OP died in the ultimate orgasm a human could have
>>611469569
with some luck maybe he had to go to the hospital due to his dick falling of bc acid
>>611469569
You just lost the game.
>>611468224
>>611468748
She's a moody attention whore, she's lucky shes so hot.
>>611469760
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>611466646
I need it OP
>>611468123
I never said it's a "weak acid", I said "it seems weak" and it meant "it seems not very effective". I don't think anybody cares about chemistry terminology here, but if you feel the need to, I would love to talk with you about quantum mechanics applied on molecules in order to explain energies of each bond and then the spectrum of a specified molecule.
My dick started really hurting I'm going to the ER
>>611469915
Troll?
>>611469698
>>611469758
i will do my best to imagine that OP has acid stuck in his urethra therefore everytime he reaches climax he is shooting sperm down a deadly tunnel of doom just waiting to burn them alive on their way out
>>611469907
>Young child using big words he heard on the science channel trying to sound intelligent detected
>>611469915
OP confirmed for pussy and britfag
>>611469915
>>611470153
I WAS RIGHT!
>>611470186
>dutchfag
>>611469915
>>611470186
dutch fag
>>611470186
Not Britain you retard.
>>611469915
Dafuq OP ?
No britfag definitly
>>611469915
what are you gonna tell them happened?
you had a bottle of acid
you were bored
asked the internet what to do with it
then stuck your dick in it?
>>611470431
kek, let's write OP's excuse guys
>>611470431
You just rinse it for 15 minutes
or neutralize it with a base
>>611470153
what an imagination anon
>>611470431
I was having sex with an iranian. She was obviously an acid victim and here I am.
>>611470545
This OP, stick your dick in baking soda.
>>611470513
I stuck my dick in acid because I wanted to experience fucking a nigger
>>611470513
"So there I was, just minding my own business, masturbating to this hot chick on the public train, when all of the sudden she pulls out a flash of acid and spurts some on my crotch. Damn feminists, they get frustrated over everything."
>>611470545
Yes OP, listen carefully. You have to save your dick!
The toilet drain clearing thing is a base, you have to spread it on your dick and massage it in. Unless you want the acid to burn deep in.
>>611470700
>flask*
whatever
>>611470700
top kek
>>611470513
>let's write OP's excuse guys
The only thing to say is " I'm so sorry to be born "
>>611470431
I was changing the batteries in my remote control when one of them fell onto my penis, next thing I know it's leaking acid everywhere and my porn sesh is ruined. plz help
Since OP is kill this is now a tits thread
>>611470186
It's not because you don't understand it that I don't understand it neither.
Anyway, I have nothing to prove to you. Up to you to think that I don't understand what is LCAO or not.
>>611470908
>>611470700
genius kek
>>611469907
Big words for a faggot. Why does silver ionise easier than gold.
>>611470513
i was in the science lab trying to mack on this fine qt 3.14 then she unzipped my fly and pulled my dick out, not im a gentleman so of course i told her to get on her knees and then spit in her face and it was at about that moment when i tripped on my untied shoe and fell my dick landing perfectly in the bottle of 1M sulfuric acid we had lying out for the project we were supposed to be working on, it didnt immediately burn and kinda felt tingly so i wasnt too worried, i just pulled the bottle off my dick then proceeded to face fuck that qt 3.14
about 10 mins later the inside of my dick started burning and my girl said my cock tasted spicy
>>611470337
>>611470318
>>611470306
>confirmed for filthy europoor
All jokes aside, I visited Holland as a child. Nice place with nice people, but fuck you guys
>>611470908
no,
spiderman thread
>>611471009
IS IT BECAUSE GOLD IS ONE OF THE LEAST REACTIVE METALS?
im serious though is it
>>611471019
This is perfect
SpODERMAN THREAD
>>611471092
Why is it one of the least reactive? Silver ionises much easier than gold but has the same valence configuration and a filled d orbital.
>>611471009
>>611471072
>going to holland for the nice people
>>611471306
kek
>>611471019
maybe OP lives in a country where put your dick in any acid liquid is forbiden and condamned by death
Or not
OPP DELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVARRRRRR
>>611471340
Family vacation bruh. I was like 8 or 9 at the time. If I were to go now, it'd be for the copious amount of mdma and prostitutes
i wonder if OP waited to long, and wasnt here to see to neutralize it with a base, and is now making a 20 minute drive to the hospital hoping his dick doesnt dissolve on the way there
>>611471072
>I visited Holland as a child
Now is a shithole full of drogadicts, angry moors, and SWJ stupidity.
>>611471683
>drogadicts
>dragodicts
>dragondicks
>>611471306
>2008
Time goes fucking fast, bro.
>>611470431
kek
>>611471340
going to holland for the nice people they said
Mix with sugar
>>611471759
Dovahkiin?
How strong is Sulfuric Acid? Stronger than HCl?
>>611471636
This how we do vasectomies here Deutschland.
>>611471759
Kek. My brain sometimes acts like a retard google translator.
Put it in one of those clown flowers and squirt it on random people.
>>611471952
no
http://wps.prenhall.com/wps/media/objects/602/616516/Media_Assets/Chapter15/Text_Images/FG15_01-01TO1.JPG
>>611471759
ok
drink it, let the acid meet its acid friends in your tum tum, and let them breed some super acid that burns out of you and reigns terror over all acids and humans, eventually breeding a human acid race that dissolve the earth...
>>611471009
I don't know.
Just my guess : when you go from silver to gold, the atomic number increases, so does the number of electrons and the number of proton. But since electrons have a probability of presence cloud all around the core, it has an effective charge (as seen by the most outside electrons) a bit smaller than the charge added by 32 protons. In that case, electrons are a little bit more attracted to the nucleus in the gold than in the silver.
Is that so ? If not, I have no idea.
>>611462099
and it's in a plastic bottle with 2004 written on it.
>>611471952
depends on the concentration.
bumping so OP has a place to vent about his burnt penis when he returns
>>611471009
shielding brah
>>611465759
You're just an faget and this is your excuse to see op jizz
>>611472585
your a faggot for not wanting to see sperm in acid but instead would rather have it in your mouth
>>611469915
not OP, kankerkind
>>611472093
Close
The electron in the s orbital of gold has a higher relativistic mass. Because a gold nucleus is heavier than one of silver, the gold 6s1 electron will move faster than silver's 5s1, and as per the relativistic energy-momentum equation will have a larger mass.
Mrel=Me/(sqrt(1-((Ve/C)^2))
The 6s1 in gold will orbit closer to the nucleus and have a decreased energy, making it unlikely to react. The 5s1 in silver will still contract, but not as much as in gold.
>>611472425
Then gold would react better than silver ya faggot.
Learn your relativistic quantum chemistry.
>>611473320
>quantum chemistry
Nigger thats just normal chemistry
>>611461701
>No concentration percentage
>Plastic container
>dick hurts
all he had to do was wash it with water for 10 min straight, dumbass op
now enjoy your dickless life
>>611473423
No, it's quantum chemisty.
>>611473432
the proper way to store acid is in a plastic container, anything else is dissolved.
>>611473537
No it's game ethics in journalism
>>611473612
kek
>>611473432
1M
Are you fucking retarded?
also most acids dont do shit to plastic
>>611473577
At my uni all the acids are held in Glass containers.
None have dissolved.
>>611473537
it's spaaaace chemistry dude
>>611473320
According to current knowledge, mass doesn't change. Relativistic momentum is defined with 1/sqrt(1-B^2) factor.
>>611473537
my ass it's quantum chemistry, it's basic shit when looking at electrons.. it's just the fucking fill order of the shells and orbitals, big deal
>>611473700
HF cant be stored in glass, HClO4 cant be stored in plastic. it depends
>>611472897
Y so butthurt
>>611461701
put a bit on your eyes, suffer as hell, get surgery, eyes are now tricolor and fucking beautiful
>>611473577
>>611473432
plastic isn't sealed off 100% so the concentration goes down over time.
How do I make cool text in photoshop?
>>611474193
Become an autist
>>611473691
I am sorry kind sir,
Here in my country we use % not Mol's
>>611473835
Mass in special relativity nyigguh. It's a horribly fucking butchered concept but it's currently the best way to explain shit like this.
>>611474410
well Mol's are the correct unit to be using, when working with chemistry
>>611474410
>>611474782
moldm^(-1) ya nignogs. Fuck your abbreviations.
>>611475351
>moldm^(-1)
u fokin wot m80
it's Mol/L if anything, not your punk as to the power of negative one
>>611475531
^retardation personified
>>611461701
POOR IT ON YOUR COMPUTER SO YOU CAN GET A FUCKING LIFE
>>611473320
I completely forgot about the relativity. My bad. Thank you for the explanation.
At least, now you trust me a little bit more ?
>>611473864
Quantum chemistry is not just filling orbitals from 1s to 8f or whatever. Quantum chemistry is about to solve Schrödinger equation for atoms or molecules in order to explain what we see in the chem lab, so it is quantum chemistry, it's not only Kleshkovski rule and basic Pauli principle.
>>611475581
>>611475694
http://en(dot)wikipedia.org/wiki/Molar_concentration
educate yourselves, niggers.
It's free. God bless.
>>611475928
You still dont get it, right?
>>611475699
dubs got faggot
>>611475531
Don't tell anyone, but decimeters cubed... ARE LITERS. Also, dividing by something IS THE SAME AS MULTIPLYING BY ITS INVERSE!!1111!111!!1
>>611475699
this faggot OP
>>611463855
insert this gon be gud gif please
>>611475699
DO IT FAGGOT
>>611461701
Drink
>>611475699
fucking faggot OP DO IT
>>611467667
>female
>>611475699
/this nigger
>>611475699
OP IS A FAGGOT
>>611475880
I trust you bae <3
>>611476463
Awwww so cute bae <3
Let's make furiously love in the bushes.
captcha : gtity