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ITT: Describe your sex life using Spongebob quotes "Firmly

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ITT: Describe your sex life using Spongebob quotes

"Firmly grasp it"
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"N is for No survivors when you..."
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>>611133384
you're ugly and im proud!
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I don't need it
I don't need it
I don't need it
I don't need it
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bump for potential
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"And I only cried for 20 minutes"
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>obligatory
CAN YOU FEEL IT MR. KRABS?
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want to see me run to that mountain?

want to see me do it again?
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Are you ready kids?
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>>611133384
"Are ya ready kids?"
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It's that time of the month again
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>Inb4 "Are you ready kids?"
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>>611133384
ARE YOU READY KIDS ?!
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>>611134583
>>611134622
>>611134677
>>611134685
Kek
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Pinky up!
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>>611133384
If M is for mumbo, then W is for wumbo
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Do it again, I wasn't looking.
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THE PIONEERS USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES
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>>611134685
kek
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Smittywerbenjagermanjenson, he was #1!
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>>611134911
Nice
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"we finally got enough people for a 7 mile spanking machine"
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"There was once an ugly barnacle. Everyone hated him"
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>>611133384

I don't need it...
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weenie hut jr.
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"There ain't no one fool enough to take on an Alaskan Bull Worm!"
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What's so great about being a big pink loser?
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>611135063 mahniggah.gif
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this isnt just dark....this is EXTREME DARKNESS
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"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
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“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”
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The monster ate wormy!
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>>611135564
> extreme darkness>>611135564


It's advanced darkness you half-wit
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He just wanted the cookie in your pocket
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>>611135944
Or I guess I am since I can't even reply to a post correctly.
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"You're on top this time"
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First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...*sploosh*
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"Hooooooo(es)"

"Im ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready"
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"Aye aye cappin"
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>>611134941
My sides
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>>611133384
"Soiled it"
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>>611134941
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>>611135601
No but its certainly a gender :^)
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Let's have another!
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Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
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“It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.”
-patrick
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AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
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>>611138039
holy fuck lost
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>>611138039
oh my god
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>>611136834
Kek
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>>611138039
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"he was so ugly that everyone died"
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Am I a pretty girl?
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Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun’ll come up, and it’ll be tomorrow, and we’ll still be working! It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease!”
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>>611139034
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Its the kinds smell that smells....smelly
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Woo! Shake it! Shake it!Yeah! Shake that bubble butt!
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It's big, hairy, and pink!
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Are you ready kids?!
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>>611139034
Perfect
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>>611138576
The end
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>>611134934
Underrated post
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Arggg Argggg Arggg Arggg!
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>>611134941
Top kek
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>>611139459
aw shit nigga!
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>>611135229
Jesus christ...
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this thread is grand
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Sandy! This is your pappy speaking, and I forbid you to go after this worm! Y'all come back here, young lady!
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This thread is winning.
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>>611134583
/thread
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>>611140231
keked hard
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Gary go away, cant you see i'm trying to forget you?
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50% sea
50% weed
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"We rode the Hasselhoff"
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*dolphin noises*
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Who you calling pinhead?
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>>611134941
Topkek.
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>>611138039
Kek.
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It's big scary and pink!
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Sandy's a girl?!
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Victory screech!
*lululululululululu
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I wumbo, you wumbo...
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DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE?!
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Don't worry, captain, we'll buff out those scratches
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where is the leak ma´am?
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Wait spongebob...we have technology!
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"Patrick, you can't do that! She's the teacher!"
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I love you.
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It's okay, Rocky. You go when you feel like it.
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"Dont we look vicious and bloodthirsty?"
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85 replies and nobody posts it

>you have to use your imagination
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MY LEG
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Imaaaaaaaginaaaatioooooon
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>>611143153

Kek.
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SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
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>>611141757
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Oh, my aching tentacles
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>>611134941
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And say "hello" to used napkin!
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>>611133384
MY LEG!
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MY LEG
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Keep going, you're good, you're good...
aaaaand stop
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There are two pics for this ...
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"ARE YOU READY KIDS?"
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3 hours later.
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poop
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>>611144389
2
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Oh boy, 3 am!
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At least I'm safe inside my mind
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>>611133384

"You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one."
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>>611144455
Those digits don't lie
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Bring it around town yeaah being it around town
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We shall never deny a guest... even the most ridiculous request
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>>611144433
>>611144455
Double trip dubs
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We're ready to perform!....
That's his excited face

>This thread needs to be archived
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Patrick! Don't strain yourself!
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i am a man
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>>611143367
Underrated post
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>>611145306
On it
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>Heck, what's your secret?
>Hmmm, well...I, uhh...first I take my hand and I do this...
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