omegle raid! step 1. go on omegle step 2. put only interest

My name is actually Dan. This causes me issues when I wish to converse with strangers on omegle

>>611057743
>giving your real name on the internet

>>611057743
>being this much of a faggot

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kek

>>611058074
fgt

>>611058119
k

>>611057865
Oh know she knows 3 letters of my name! I dun goof'd! Halp!

>>611057865
>>611058043
retards who can't take a joke.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi this is Dan
Stranger: dandy
Stranger: what is with the letter q
You: it's the first part of ur a qt 3.14
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: incredible
You: guy or girl?
Stranger: dragon B)
You: guess what im doing
Stranger: talking to me on another tab?
You: nope
Stranger: awh
Stranger: theeeen you arrr
Stranger: being a pirate?
You: nop
Stranger: then you must be reading this B))))
You: nope
You: im stroking my big fat cock
You: wanna see?
Stranger: cut it off <3
You: lol y
Stranger: bc you won't use it anyway eyyyyy
Stranger: soz
You: ill use it to cum on your face <3
You: and your dad's
Stranger: he's dead
You: lel even better <:^)
Stranger: nice
Stranger has disconnected.
<:^)

>>611058313
This guy

New topic? everyone on there is from b

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>>611057668
First message is and has always been "Hi, I'm Dan."

For fucks sake.

>>611058313

>cut if off <3

best giggle of the day so far

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kek

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>>611058739
2/2

do feminism as interest!

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kek

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wat

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step it up guys

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: is this the krusty krab
Stranger: NO, THIS IS DAN.
Stranger has disconnected.

>>611059051
KEK. that was me.

>>611057668
You: Hi this is Dan

Stranger: 17 f

Stranger: & u?

You: 21 m

You: What's up?

Stranger: want to have some fun??

You: but your under 18 = 12

You: topkek

Stranger: i'll get off for u

Stranger: visit my page sharex.xyz/349767

You: Miss pls no!

Stranger: you hve an account there?

You: stahp

Stranger: make an account nd add canela then we can cyber

You: you are filthy m9

>>611058660
>that decepticon logo
How?

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I lost my temp

>>611059622
That was me hehe

>>611059745
Also me wtf

>>611059745
Whoa, aren't you one huge dumb faggit.

We should put Pewdiepie in the interests

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>>611059963
>>611060108
lel

lets change the interest to pewdiepie and confuse the kids

>>611060218
hahahahah im on that now

>>611060133
Do it

>>611057743
Why didn't you change your name when you turned 18?

You could easily fix your condition.

>>611060218
>>611060302
same fag

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was waiting for this

>>611060218
I doubt anyone is going to be on that tag

a better idea would be 1D or 5SOS or shit like that, or maybe chatzy since you could pretend to be a legit RPer in the Omegle chat to get the password and then raid it with Dan

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kek

You: Hi this is pewdiepie

Stranger: fuck im bored with this shit already

You: what?

Stranger: Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.Hi, this is Dan.(was longer)

You: why are you spamming

Stranger has disconnected.

>>611060767
You are a huge faggot.

>>611060794
My sides

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I don't even give a Dan.

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>>611060767
Top kek
I give free PePe for that

>>611060937
Nice, you actually posted.

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agent guy

>>611061126
I did

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How to make a breaking bad reference 101

Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: 23 f england
You: 25 m uk
You: My name is Dan, btw.
Stranger: nice to meet you Dan :)
Stranger: Do you think i'm pretty? http://i.imgur.com/tsc0PVc.jpg
You: You look like you just got molested by your father.
You: So yes.
Stranger: Umm what? How do I look even remotely like that?
You: You're sending nudes to strangers in Omegle. You're using the Tumblr tag. Everyone on tumbler is either a faggot or a molested bitch.
Stranger: No we're not. There's loads of cool stuff on tumblr
Stranger: you sound like a dick
You: You have to admit something though.
You: Homosexuality is a disease and Hitler was right.
Stranger: what the hell?
Stranger: no. i have no problem with homosexuality. why do you?
You: It's a sin.
Stranger: Fuck you.

>>611061277
kek

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kek

>>611060900
>Dan-teen
Arceus, my sides

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You: Hi this is dan
Stranger: Hiiiiii im sophie
Stranger: Whats ypur Tumblr?
You: danthesexuallyarousedguy.tumblr.com
You: it's hidden because
You: you know
Stranger: no i dont know
Stranger: care to explain
You: well i like to express myself with nudities
You: self nudities
Stranger: no promblem with that
You: so i often take crude pictures of me jerking off and laughing histerically
You: is a sort of psychological relief
Stranger: why laughing?
You: because i'm usually sad or angry or whatever at job/school/etc
You: so that is my effort to say at all the people "you can't beat me i'm Dan and i'm laughing at you look at my massive cock ahah" etc,
Stranger: i guess people react differently in certain situations lol
Stranger: good on you Dan
You: :)
You: what's your tumblr?
Stranger: dantheman.tumblr.com
You: kek
Stranger: faggot
You: you too
Stranger: but i really do have a tumblr though
You: so share it
Stranger: mr-black-tie
>enjoy ur raid

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I bet we should be scared kek

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Dank memes never die

>>611059606
mate!!

>>611061732
mac, faggot.

>>611061463
>>611061634

kek

>>611057668
I am matched with more anons than tumblr ppl

>>611057668
some fag is whiteknighting

>>611061732
top fucking kek

>>611061873
>873 ▶
>>>611061732
>mac, faggot.
School pc kek

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>>611058074
>>611059745
>>611060767
>>611061150
>>611061277
>>611061463
>>611061522
>>611061814
>>611062104

>You have disconnected

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tits or gtfo 

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3 parts to this niggas sluts be hating on the 4chen army

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>>611062370
2/2

>>611062405
that was me lamo

define kek as the last tab

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lol..

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I can't

i can totally imagine 4chan on cam with each other, everyone just putting their junk in full view of the cam just to fuck with everyones heads.
a room full of you faggots would be either the best or worst experience of my life. i can't even.

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oh no, guys, what will we do?!?!
they're planning a revenge

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i will post the results of the original "Hi, i am Dan" raid

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>>611062983

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Pewds pls

>>611062838
i'm here for the memes >:(

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>>611063024

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>>611063034
Second half

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>>611063088

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>>611063152

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>>611063188

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>>611063214

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kek

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>>611063242

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>>611063278

>>611057668
I remember so many of these

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>>611063324

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>>611063381

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My best one. No Dan here.

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>>611059242
jesus christ i laughed way to hard at this.

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>>611063439
i have 56 more of these, should i dump?

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Rekt

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They're caving in
>Not another

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>>611058660
In disguise I see...

>>611063812
ayy lmao hey friend

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: hii
Stranger: whats your favorite food
You: idk, there seems to be like 5,000 dans
You: chicken
Stranger: i know
You: are you dan
Stranger: chicken is shit
Stranger: you are shit
You: fuck you whore
You: whats your favourite food huh?
Stranger: i didnt ask me
Stranger: i asked you
You: i asked you
Stranger: and you dont deserve to know my favorite food
Stranger: you know what race is famous for eating chicken?
Stranger: hint its the worst one
You: niggers?
Stranger: yes
You: better than being a jew
Stranger: you are niggers
You: you know what jew rhymes with?
You: YOU

did i do it right

>>611064102
Kek'd

Assimilate, dan

You: hi Im dan
Stranger: Im Dan also
Stranger: hi
You: how you doing Dan
Stranger: just jizzed on a pony
You: nice

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?

>>611060616
DOORGIVEAWAY

I have an idea! After speaking with another Dan we need to raid actual Tumblr with Kat! If you can't remove a tumor, share it with someone else!
>Rainbow sprinkles

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http://prntscr.com/6w0qix

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Anyone?

>>611061732
420 keks

>>611064645
>being this new

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>>611064728
i can only find dan on here

>>611064614
>I hope no one here uses android

Top kek

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RAID IS MOVING TO REDDIT
Interest is now "Reddit"
Same as before guys

>>611065047
HAY PIL

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>>611057668

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>>611065282
cont.

He didn't get it though but it was still fun

>>611057668
EVERYONE, ALL THE REAL TUMBLRITES HAVE LEFT. NEW TARGET IS INTEREST LGBTQIA, LET'S MAKE THEM SUFFER.

>>611065360
>this
Roger that

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Had fun with this guy

Cool dude

http://sugiboogie.tumblr.com/archive Got a blog lads topkek

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he gets it

>>611065360
NVM, NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE. SHORTEN TO LGBT.

>>611065585
roger

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No reply

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>>611065747

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>>611057668

>>611065780
god those retarded newfags trolling each other.

>>611065929
kekkidy kek

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He's coming

Come on you pussies get on video chat

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which one of you faggots is Lucas?

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Only thing funnier than trolling tumblrfags is trolling you fags.