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Hey /b/ let's play D&D, I'll be your DM today.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/ let's play D&D, I'll be your DM today.

>You wake up in a dark corridor
>There are two doors in front of you
>Left door has a black hand print on it
>Right door has a white hand print on it
>Your current gear: cotton pants and shirt, dagger, 10 gold pieces

Posts ending in 0 determine what you do. 00 is a critical hit. Good luck
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put dagger up ass
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>>611040310
go back to sleep.
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>>611040310

Kick open left door like a boss.
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Check black print door, try to open it
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start fapping until I die
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Try to open white print door.
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>>611040310

Toss a gold piece down the hall to check for traps.
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>>611040310
Eat coins.
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>>611040980
>DM Here

>You approach the right door.
>The door seems to just be a simple wooden door
>You open it with ease
>The room is rater dark but you can make out what appears to be a ring of 6 mushrooms in the center of the room
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Demand proper wealth by level from DM. Complain my other DM lets me start with a masterwork weapon.
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>>611041166
Eat mushrooms. Explore room for lighting or other doors n stuff
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>>611041020
>DM Here

>You toss a coin in the hall
>Noting happens
>You retrieve coin
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Take all mushrooms. Eat one, place others within inventory.
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Throw coin in center of mushroom circle.
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>>611041166

Throw coin in center of ring to check for traps.
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>>611041166
Turn into a mushroom, eat mushrooms
0 get
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Throw coin at other coin to see if the coin itself is a trap.
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>>611041166

body slam into mushroom circle
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>>611041348
inspect mushrooms to see if poisonous,
if not poisonous eat one and store the rest in inventory.
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>>611041712
reroll
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>>611041588
fuck i only got dubs. what a shame
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Shit in hand, eat own shit.
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>>611041799
>>611041799
damn close
reroll
dubs get
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I ready my dagger and approach the door with the black handprint to open it
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Eat all 10 gold coins
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>>611041166

cartwheel into mushroom circle. I got the dexterity right?
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Stab myself.
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>>611041647

Coins be dangerous yo
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>>611040310

Dark corridor? Be more descriptive you pleb. I bet you don't even use coasters.
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>>611041910
what now
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>>611041799
roll
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Throw coins at self to see if trap.
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>>611041910
>DM Here

>You stab yourself in the arm
>Dagger lodged in arm
>It hurts
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>>611041910

This is why we can't have nice things, res pls dm.
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Decide it doesn't hurt.
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>>611041910
finger wound!
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>>611042032
Eat every mushroom.
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Remove dagger, stab self in face.
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>>611041867
I ready my dagger and approach the door with the black handprint and open it
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Remove dagger, shove into my asshole.
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I take off my cotton shirt and pick the mushrooms making sure not to touch them in case of poison
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>>611042032

Water mushrooms with stab wound blood.
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Close the black door
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Feed each mushroom the blood of my fresh wound.
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Take. Spores from the shrooms and rub it in the stabwound
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>>611042150
>DM Here

>You remove the dagger from your ar
>Pain
>You leave the right room and approach the left hand door
>You open the door and see a chest in the center of the room and a door on the far side of the room.
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>>611042256
Remove dagger, shove into my asshole.
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>>611042276
Reroll
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>>611042391
Shove dagger into my asshole.
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>>611042362
Throw dagger at chest, it is obviously a mimic
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Smear blood on coin andthrow it at the chest.
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>>611042362
Spot check roll.
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>>611042362
inspect area for traps, open chest.
shove dagger into asshole.
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I throw cotton shirt at chest because mimic af
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>>611042362
kick chest
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Go to chest, take dagger, shit in my own hand and eat it. Then kill self with dagger in a sacrificial manner.
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insert dick into chest key hole
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Commit self to no further self harm.
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Go to chest, take dagger, shit in my own hand and eat it. Then kill self with dagger in a sacrificial manner.>>611042606
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>>611042362

Throw coin at chest to check for traps.
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>>611042362
Put chest on knife, eat 2 coins
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Masturbate furiously, jizz in own eye.
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>>611042362
Eat knife, run past chest and into door
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i think op gave up on us
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Pray to my God/Goddess that I had the ability to wild shape.
Also, open chest with pointy end of dagger.
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>>611042480

You fucking read my mind. Would adventure with you.
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>>611042898
Re-roll.
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>>611042660
>>611042660
the game
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kill self with dagger
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>DM Here

>>611042480

> Nothing Happens.

>>611042660

> You ded
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reroll as a sorcerer
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>>611043055
i revive myself using the power of cthulhu
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I CAST MAGIC MISSILE ON THE DARKNESS
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>>611043055
revive spell activate
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Check chest for traps
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>>611043166
rr
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>>611043214
rr
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Reincarnate self.
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>>611043177
Reroll
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Come back as "cousin" of my character with same stats and personality, loot dead body.
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>>611043055

hm, no traps I guess. Open chest.
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DM here

>>611043250

You ded, doesn't work.
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>>611043055
respawn as zombie?
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>>611043055
Gg everyone, you did it.

Roll for ascend into god form and claim the universe
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>>611042623
reroll
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>>611043177
Rr
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>>611043312
For some reason, we are chosen hero and we are revived
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>>611043055

I roll for a spot check.
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Respawn with ghost template.
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>>611043177
Rroll
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>>611043324
a necromancer passes by and makes you a zombie sex slave with a will, but no rights.
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>>611043055

open chest
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DM here

>>611043450

> You respawn as a ghost, and are covered in the ghostly remains of your shit.
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>>611043177
Fuck rroll
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Eat ghostly shit! Will myself to die again.
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>>611043561
Make odds better this is shithouse
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>>611043561
I possess my dead body
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>>611043639
rr
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Use telekinesis to open chest.
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>>611043684
rr
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>>611043055

I cast magic missile at the chest.
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>>611043561
wait for the next person to enter the area. throw ghost shit at them and possess their asshole.
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>>611043561
Find a ghost gf
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>>611043639
reroolll
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Check fucking gay ass chest for traps, if no traps open the niggerbox
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>>611043734
rr
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Grow new body, jizz in own eye.
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>>611043762
This
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>>611040310
carve Happy Birthday mein F├╝hrer into the nearest solid surface by using the dagger.
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>>611043786
Fuck rroll
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Chill for a few hundred years in hopes of gaining evolved undead template.
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Masturbate
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>>611043786
Refucking rolk
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find an adventurer and become their ghostly companion. curse their enemies and possess his dick at opportune times
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>>611043055

I must know what's in the chest! Open chest.
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>>611043786
Reroll
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Fly through the ceiling and spot check
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>>611043887

Need to optimize the fuck out of ghost self.
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>>611043786
I actually hate RNG
Re roll
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>>611043055

kick chest open like a boss
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Find the nearest person and begin haunting them
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Fuck chest cum on it and open
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I walk past the chest to the next door because fuck this
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>>611044009
Reroll
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>>611044125
Rr
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>>611043055

open chest
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>>611043887

Reroll that shit
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>>611044009
Rawl
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>>611044159
find an adventurer and possess their genitalia. transfer from person to person through sexual intercourse like a ghostly std.
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Take improved posting as feat so no more fucking waiting for just 0
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>>611043055

open chest then get drunk
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Never roll 0 ever and spend eternity stuck there covered in ghost shit
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The path of the black hand is our path brethren.
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>>611040310
thought it was this kind of thread for a minute there. whew.
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>>611043561
I possess my old body and come back to life as one fully restored
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I turn into a skeleton because I am unable to make an executive decision, so I died and am now Mr skeltal
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>>611044306
rerollin' rollin' rollin'
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>>611043055

tackle chest to open it.
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>>611044411
Reroll
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>>611044411
Roll into hole
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Open box, collect contents, lock self in box
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Try to beat my ghostly head into the wall for eternity
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>>611044306
again again
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I come up behind the DM and shove him against the wall. I whisper in his ear as I remove his pants.
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Call my dead parents on the dead people cell phone service
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Fly to space
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>>611043055

open chest with my dick
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As with all dead people, commit to voting democrat for another 30 years.
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Find a town
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>>611044734
Roll for make an unnecessary and irrelevant political statement in an unrelated thread
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Do you guys play Pen&Paper Games guys?

If yes, why?
If no, why not?
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>>611043055

spot check!
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>>611044847
Yes, because I enjoy it. Also don't play with a pen, that's a bad time.
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>>611044306
Yeah, we need this
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>>611044306
This
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>>611044847

>no
I don't have friends

>>611043055

I fist bump the chest open
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