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What are some good deeds that /b/ has done?

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What are some good deeds that /b/ has done?
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u can suck deeds nutz
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>>610949304
One time i decided to not rape a cat.
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I got up early this morning and brought breakfast home to my girlfriend because I have one
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>>610949304
I killed a feral cat with a bow & arrow and posted the picture onto my FB
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Every time I leave a grocery store, I collect the stray shopping carts that are taking up parking spaces and put them into the cart thingy.
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I invented Pedobear.
You're welcome.
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>>610949541

Did she repay you with sex?
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I do volunteer work out of a shelter. I hand out food, blankets, help people find a comfortable place to stay when the nights are rough, that sort of thing.
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Since it involved doxing, it appealed to /b/'s talents.
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>>610950163
Any stories? I'd assume you'd meet some people who are a little rough around the edges.
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>>610950424
Nothing all that amazing, no...
Most of them are people who made bad choices while they were younger and were never able to get back up. Former drug addicts and the like.
Recently we've been dealing with people who couldn't land a job for several years and lost their homes that way. Where I live the job market is atrocious, so it's not uncommon to see people being unemployed.
Honestly I wish I had some interesting stories to tell but I just.... don't.
Which is more depressing in a way.
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>>610949922
Pfff. That thing was created like 12 years ago. You're THE guy?
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>>610950904
I feel you man. But good on you for doing what you do.
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bumping to keep thread alive
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>>610949304
>good deeds
>/b/
Pick one.
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>>610949700
It's a cart corral.

I'll do that with one cart, but no more than that.
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>>610951437
I remember when /b/ got a guy busted for CP before. AFAIK it's happened a few times before.
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I am ashamed that I only have a demotivational version of this.
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>>610950424
>>610950904

Well, wait... There was one guy. I mean, this isn't the funniest story but I think it was interesting if I remember correctly...
There was this old man. Real old but I couldn't place his age. Didn't talk much, preferred to keep to himself. What stood out to me was his arm.. He had a string of numbers branded into his left arm. Not so much a tattoo but scarred into him. He always did his best to keep it covered and asking him about it would irritate him and he'd just shuffle off.
That's the most interesting person I've dealt with.
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>>610949304
i am the whitest knightest in rl. helped 2 little girls walking thier littlw dog and getting attacked by the neighbors mongrel. took the mongrel home without a tear or scratch.

i do this alot
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>>610951883
I remember when this happened. Man, that guy really Mc'Fucked up
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>>610949304

It's not a good deed if you're bragging about it.

The most integral part of philanthropy is maintaining humble.

Do good deeds to do them, not for praise.
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One time I was driving home and it was kind of dark out. There was a dog in the middle of the road, on my street, just hangin' out. It turns out it was blind and got out on accident. I asked around a couple neighbors to see who would recognize the dog, got it home. They gave me $20. Yasss.
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I routinely get my coworkers in a hardware store water when free bottles aren't available, especially when we work in the garden section.

It's a big more pragmatic than true white knight: It's a lot easier to explain "she looked thirsty, so I got her some water" than explain why someone fainted from dehydration.
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>>610952517
Hence why we are doing this on 4chan and not Facebook nor Reddit.
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I usually pay for the person's food behind me in the drive-through.
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>>610952517
I'm not really asking for anon's good deeds, but more of the entire board in general.

Stuff like this >>610951883
although that really isn't a 'good' deed...
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>>610953095
I think there was an account of some guy abusing kittens. /b/ helped to identify him and he got arrested. anybody have the image?
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Oh also, The Fappening was a good deed.
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Everything /b/ does can be considered a good deed from a certain point of view.
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>>610952928

You're still getting your ego stroked by sharing & wallowing in your own arrogance.

>>610953095

Everyone here is lying or exaggerating every day common decency. Half of you faggots are too introverted to even talk to people you don't know; let alone help them.
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I adopted a sick adult cat the day he was to be put down. He is now healthy, huge, and extra friendly.
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>>610949394
HAHA got 'em
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>>610953693
oh my god i remember this. this was the greatest.
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>>610949700
that Block Party gif
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I do stuff here and there. Sponsored sometimes I help someone out at a grocery store, and other times I try and console them if there's something wrong that's happened. I just generally try and keep an ear out for someone who needs help.
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>>610953866
yesssssssssssss
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>>610953745

>Half of you faggots are too introverted to even talk to people you don't know; let alone help them.

10/10 post.
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>>610953745
Why so salty though?
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>>610953759
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>>610953745
That's pretty dumb. I'd hate to be as unhappy as you.
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>>610953693
That's fucking hilarious, I always miss the good breads
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>>610949304
Pet my kitty.
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Then there's also the rare occasion where OP delivers.
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>>610953693

Many sides were lost that fine day.
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>>610949304
Saved a 7 year old girl from getting raped. Had a wank instead.
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>>610955403
wow dats epic man
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Mr. Needleballs, the OP that delivered.

Why is that good?
>I won a free beer betting he would do it.
>free beer is good.
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>>610949304
Yesterday I was walking, and this guy was walking around. He asked to borrow my phone, so I let him, and he used it to organize a drug deal, and to be picked up. Then he gave me back my phone and wished me a good day. The benefits of open carrying a weapon.
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>>610956050

Remember the glorious /b/astard that found a corroded nade, nuked it, burned it, put a tire on it. and was heard no more.
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>>610950255
underrated post is underrated
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>>610952517
what a fag
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>>610954235

Salty?

Nigger lover.
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>>610954784

I'm very happy.

I'm 100% certain none of you faggots have done anything for anyone worth merit or mention.

Volunteer at homeless shelter?

Soup kitchen?

Donated money to MRA groups?

No?

Oh okay...gathering grocery carts or mowing the lawn=/= charity.
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>>610949304
I fucking help people out all the time and always get the shit end of the stick.
>Letting people live with me and they leave before paying rent
>let people live here for free and they stole and ran off
>always doing some dirty job like crawling under houses, plumbing, roofing, fxing shit for free or next to free
>Volunteering help to strangers
>buying strangers shit
>bitches be smoking my weed up and I'm buying them booze
(I could be fucking them but I ! usually pass out drunk or get too drunk to fuck)
>One bitch I don't even like I get with every once in a while to get laid and booze
>7/10 face
>0/10 body

What happened to me.
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>>610957889
See
>>610959312

>cleaning up my own cum socks so mom doesn't have to
>charity
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>>610959418

Sounds like you're a sucked & let people mooch off you.

Philanthropy comes when people with power decide to be charitable & help others regain their power in society.

Kill yourself beta faggot.
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>>610955662

She threatened to tell on you for touching her & trying to rape her, so you let her go...then put her panties on your head sniffing the crotch while fapping?

Nice.
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>>610959931

How is ruining someones life charity?

All I see are pathetic neckbeard's wanking behind computer screens rallying for weakness in those threads.

That's like saying the feminists who got pissed off during the dongles scandal were right in doing what they did.
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>>610959931
Since you're obviously mentally challenged, let me break it down for you.
>>610956050
OP gave is life for our entertainment. There is rarely a more selfless act.
>>610955403
This OP permanently marked himself in honor of moot out of the goodness of his heart.
>>610953693
/b/ turned a bored worker drone's day into a fantastic comedy show that he'll never forget
>>610951883
/b/ stopped fapping to CP for a moment to actually catch a predator
>>610950255
/b/ helped a guy get a gf
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>>610960502
I'm retarded, see >>610961513
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>>610961983

None of that helped anyone do anything besides reaffirmed pathetic neckbeard's & their deviance.
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>>610955403
>tattoo, wow
I have a pirate gingerbread man on my ass shouting:
>THIS CAPTAIN GOES DOWN WITH HIS SHIT!

I also have a bunch of dumb tattoos I did on myself while wasted.
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>>610963023
Haha! You're one of those guys. I bet they look RAD!
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>>610962651
All right, I can understand why you wouldn't appreciate /b/ delivering, but you can't fucking deny that catching a pedo is a good deed.
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>>610963023

Topkek not to mention Moot abandoned the very anons which enabled his career to begun with.
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>>610963327

Beastiality is illegal in most of the world, so is CP. I don't see too many people crying about mlp, shota, or loli on /b/. It's actually part of the culture here.

Rationalize your fedora tipping some more. If you could get away with fucking a tight bodied 16yo you'd do it, myself as well.
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>>610949304
I repress my sexual deviance on a daily basis.
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>>610949394
Lost lol
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>>610963749
The fucking question is "what are some good deeds /b/ has done?" Nobody fucking said we couldn't be hypocrites about it.
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>>610959312
>donated money to MRA groups

Your bait was looking so tasty, then you covered it with shit
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>>610964374

None of those are selfless acts of kindness. Or charitable. They're very selfish actions actually seeing as they were used exclusively for entertainment of people posting here.
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>>610959312
>gathering grocery carts =/= charity
>grocery carts
>the effort of gathering them when people leave them all over the parking lots
Are you a fucking moron
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>>610964777

You should donate to MRA's. Many completely innocent & caring Fathers are torn away from their children by their vindictive ex-wives.

If you were attractive enough to marry or procreate with you'd understand.
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>>610960502
>How is ruining someones life charity?
Why, you must be on the wrong board
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>>610963749
16 year old? Are you fucking joking? I'd fuck 11 year old pussy if given half a chance and guarantees of not getting caught. Maybe even less, but 9 year olds are my limit
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>>610964991

The vast majority of shopping carts require a coin to release it from the 150 other carts it's attached to.

That homeless or flat broke anon was collecting money for a pack of cigarettes more than likely.

Doesn't sound charitable at all.
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>>610964822
Idea: leave the thread. We know, you just read sonething about how charity is inherently egotistical in school and want to enlighten us with the truth out of the charitable kindness of your heart. We really appreciate, thank you!

Now fuck off.
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>>610965151

Yea, all the massive raids between the roll posts & trap threads & animated faggot shit.

Protip: reddit was the first site to locate that veterinarian who shot that cat with an arrow, a day later it was posted here.

Seems like YOU'RE on the wrong site, not me.

Back to Plebbit.
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>>610965058
I'm fine with procreation. But women don't tend to want to marry the guy who raped them and knock'em up

Plus, if you like sticking your dick in crazy, ask for a marriage without property sharing. Donating to MRAs would be going against natural selection
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>>610965300

So mad.
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>>610965654

All women are insane.

Tits or gtfo cumdumpster, that's a charity to the neckbeard's itt who will never actually see a breast in their entire lives.

Chop chop.
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>>610949304
Got a few people arrested for animal abuse, wrote letters to that old guy, doxxed that retard who posted himself standing on lettuce at taco bell.

Jerkin Joe was kinda nice and got some retarded kid put in jail.after he made a bomb threat because he couldn't get out of school, got Taylor Swift to play at a deaf school
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saved a life or two

Led people upon a more moral and ethical path

Inspired people to do the right thing on a few different occasions

stopped a friend from cheating

taught how to combat depression and low self esteem

I have to stress the leading people upon a more moral path though, I've had friends who were basically scumbags at first, and now I know I can trust them to do the right thing

It makes me smile to hear my words echoed

*addendum: my persuasion/rhetoric skills are very high
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>>610963413
>career
Shit I bet it was a hobby he liked to do to talk.
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>>610965919
1. The fact you think I'm a woman sort of entertained me for a while.

2. If you're that afraid of women, ask for a marriage without property sharing, or don't get married, adopt a boy and go see a hooker twice per week. I'm not going to give my money to men who are so buttfucking retarded they actively hate women yet can't seem to just avoid them or not having any contact with them
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>>610966215

Moot is king cuck. Absolute definition of omega-male syndrome. He's a massive faggot & this site isn't even an original idea.

Canva.ss isn't an original idea either.
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>>610966429

>afraid of women

Absolutely a woman.
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>>610966214
>more moral and ethical path
More moral and ethical by who's standards? Because it sounds like you're just a self-absorbed preacher. Silver tongue or not, if you're forcing your ideas and viewpoints on others, no matter how good or bad they are, you're a bit if a dick.
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>>610966701
Moot fucking just wanted a place to talk about anime, the fact he stayed so long is amazing I couldn't deal with fbi bothering me because some edgy kids, fucking couldn't probably sleep soundly because some /b/tard might kill you for fun or jerk off into your dresser.
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>>610967258

I don't feel bad that Moot has millions of dollars.
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>>610966793

Ehehehhehehheehheheehh

Nice trolling, got me good

If not, seems simple. You don't like women, you don't hang around'em. You think they gonna steal yo' everything, don't marry one and just go visit hookers. Wanna kid? Adopt one.

Ain't none of you parasites gettin' my hard earned money when you're too stupid to understand the concept of "not walking in a minefield"
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Moustachio!
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>>610967657

Paragraph= mad

Tldr
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>>610967561
He doesn't have shit, no one wants to advertise on this piece of shit not any company worth millions anyway, his side projects bombed and he did ok with passes but I doubt those make him a profit after server costs
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>>610967759
I actually like writin' big sentences. Helps passin' the time

Maybe y'ant to give it a read partner, check what you're missin'. Let basic common sense change your views o'life
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>>610949700
cyriak, the God of edit
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>>610967881

Wrong.
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>>610968095

You like to hear yourself talk & think only your opinions matter, I'm aware.
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>>610968224
Based on what? What does that site base income on?
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>>610968520

Public information the IRS provides because of the freedom of information act, along with many other resources for public records.

Moot is a millionaire. Many times over.
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>>610968317
Son, I know how you like to project, but if ya gonna go around throwin' them accusations around, ya might consider how they might reflect upon ya

Hearin' m'self talk, or more precisely, readin' my posts, passes the time better than hearin' grown man cryin' because big bad women took away they're favorite toys, cuz they were dumb enuff to put their dick in crazy then stickin' a ring in it
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>>610966997
I'm not mad bro, I basically vomit Christianity on people, without it being Christianity,

forgive, be patient, kind, do the right thing, because it's the right thing, tolerate no unfairness/douchery, everyone has value, the golden rule, etc etc

We are all fucking prisoners here, no one asked to be here, treat each other kindly, we are all we have, damnit
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>>610969539
Rules of the prison: find the baddest motherfucker around, shank him and make him your bitch, don't get shanked yourself. Failure to assert dominance and have at least a few people below you ensures permanent bitch status

Prison's a great analogy for our world, not for the world you wanna create
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