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Hey amigos. Just got in touch with my ex. Back in freshman year

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Hey amigos. Just got in touch with my ex. Back in freshman year we had sex and then broke up. Now she's a slut in college and complains how after taking her virginity years ago.. she wishes I was dead. Says, "anon, you suck compared to all the other times I had sex".
>pic related
>was 16 when lost virginity with her
>finished inside her
>shes fat now and goes out with niggers
>I feel like a cut Jew now....
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I don't really know what you want us to say OP, she's obviously just salty and wants someone to blame
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>>610667569
>ex
>kik

Why do you have her on kik? Does she not have a phone number?
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>>610667569

>16
>virgin
>somehow expects you to be a master at seX

The logic here is staggering. You get better with practice, and from the sound of it, she has been getting A LOT of practice.
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>>610667569
What's her Kik I'll get nudes
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>>610668777
she might have a big vagina, and so therefore she will need big dicks for her whore-doors.
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Fukin cut Jew. Obviously your circumcised dick didn't get her wet.
>OP always fag
>uncircumcised anon here.
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>>610668906
Reroll
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>>610667569

she's obviously just bitter as fuck and trying to make you feel bad...

unless your dick actually is tiny.
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>>610669027
Yeah cuz virgins are huge sloppy holed whores
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>>610667569
if it's your ex why do you even talk to her ? i would have deleted/ignored her
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>>610667569
>>shes fat now and goes out with niggers
https://youtu.be/PVrEwCa8nSA
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Damn what a slut lol. Tell her there is a 99.99% chance that she has the aids from all that monkey meat
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>>610669281
lold
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>>610669372
Meant to put big not bit, sorry guise.
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>>610669429
Loser faggot
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>>610667569
Dude, her vag was obviously too loose. Tell her that
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there's really only one way to respond to insults to a man's penis:

TELL HER SHE'S GOTTEN FAT, THAT HER TITS ARE STILL TOO SMALL AND THAT SHE'S GOT A FUCKING UGLY NOSE

this will destroy her with selfdoubt and lead to her selfdestruction
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>OP here
Just answering your questions! :-)
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>>610667569
>doing sex
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>>610669860
Holy fucking beta. We'll be seeing you on a cringe thread in the future
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>>610669860
she is saying that to make you jealous
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>>610669860

Tell her you thought she was good in the sack. Follow up with but now that she's gotten fatter you'd love to find out if she actually gives good head. Then follow that with, btw, how come your tits are so small for a fatty?
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>>610670030

Seriously. You know she feels bad about herself when she tells you out of the blue about "how bad you were." She's just trying to put you down to make herself feel better..

Its like the female version of the "I'm so hot so girls approach me and I'm dating a model now" BS.

Just tell her you don't care and ask why it matters so much to her if you two haven't even had sex since highschool. Laugh and tell her something must have happened to her other than getting fat if she feels the need to pull this shit.>>610670030
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>OP here. Self worth down the bottom....
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>>610667569
>>610669860

nobody can be this stupid. are you seriously biting this hard on what is some basic level manipulation? even a fucking retard can see she's clearly just trying to make you insecure and jealous, and you're dancing right along to it... fucking pathetic.
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>>610670503
faggot, you are weak
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>>610670503

this is either bait or you're a tremendous fucking faggot
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>>610670503

Why are you so fucking beta? This is making me cringe.
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>>610670503
I havent got all that much experience with women and even I'm cringing fucking hard at this shit.
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Damn it OP. Why are you so bad at come backs?????!?
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>>610669255
She may have just been born with a wide set vagina I think was the point
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>>610670441
this
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>OP here.
>You guys don't know the lvl of wtf I'm feeling
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>>610670893
your a cuck faggot obviously
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>>610670893
are you getting off on this OP?
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>>610670893

We do thats why we are mocking you.
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>>610670893
Jesus christ OP. Get some fucking balls and put this bitch in her place, then cut her the fuck out of your life. She's winning this right now, turn that shir around NOW
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>>610670503
femanon here, for the love of your fagself, pls stop this
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>>610670503
You're such a faggot OP. Man up and don't take her shit.
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>>610670976

I'm starting to get the same feeling. Jesus no one could be this omega.
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this is a sad and pathetic display of manhood...
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>>610670893
You're a fucking faggot. She's got you by the balls so hard m8, cuckolded faggot.
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Op, post dick for honest opinion.
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>>610670893
Man up you fucking faggot or stop posting, this is seriously just a cringe thread now
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OP JUST STOP TALKING TO HER she is just trying to make you feel bad
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This is bait gentlemen (and lady). He's clearly not directly responding to any of you and is attention-whoring. Move along, comrades.
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>>610671119
>no one could be this omega
>could be this omega
>this omega
>omega
fucking hell
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>>610670893
fuck sake OP, why the fuck do you even care?
welcome to the next cringethread faggot
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>>610670893
holy fucking shit
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>>610671282
hello newfriend
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>>610671119
>omega
lost
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>>610667569

Pic related.

OP is an Ed MIlliband level omega.
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>>610670893
FUCK YOU OP, turn that shit around, its so fucking easy faggot
listen OP, destroy her and in a few months or years you will be happy about it, SO TURN THAT SHIT AROUND
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>>610671109
/thread

Just fucking stop OP. What is your goal because this shit is going nowhere, you're as childish as your ex. Send her a dick pic and leave it alone she'll wanna fuck after a day or two with the pic.
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>>610670893
Honestly, you're a major faggot OP.

Just tell the bitch that "anyway past is past, I regret having sex with you as well. I should've waited instead of dumping my cum in a autistic slut who in the future became a fat ass with low self esteem that messages people to tell them how bad they are just so the slit can feel good about itself."
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I didn't know that this was a cringe thread. Call her a stupid fucking whore you pussy. Jesus christ OP if I were there I'd probably end up fucking beating your fucking ass just cause.
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>>610667569
lol dumb cooze
claims to not care
if she didn't care she wouldn't be saying it
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>>610670893
Never seen this level of faggotry before, grow some fucking balls worthless homo.
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>>610669027
This
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>>610671589
Re roll
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>>610670976
this is clearly a retard messaging himself to seem like he's not some lonely womenless faggot over the internets
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>>610667569
>>610669860
>>610670503
>>610670893

Apologize her and tell that you are a submissive and have a huge femdom-feet fetish and like to be humiliated and cuckolded.

That will stop her, you degenerate beta.
>lol captcha: my name.
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>>610667569
You dun gaffed nigga. Should've replied with 'lol' and left.
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I don't even know why fucks like you would ever get laid. You're so omega that you make other omegas look like alphas.
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She clearly just wants to take a shot at you. She's probably lying just to undermine your confidence. Just say "oh OK lol". And move on.
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>>610669038
Circumcised master race.
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>>610670503
>>610669860
JESUS CHRIST FIX YOUR FUCKING CUCK PERSONALITY HOLY SHIT HOW BETA CAN YOU BE TO A BITCH INSULTING YOU VIA SMS.
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>>610670893
OP, im here for you, but she gives a shit about you, she thinks she gained selfworth with fucking niggers and now shes on a niggerselfworthtrip and replies like a heartless whore, bc shes writing with her niggers right now. and you, fag, give her attention, for fuck sake
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OP has micropenis.Is shit in bed and is butthurt.
Holy shit you posted all this on /b/.....
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>>610672281
I hear that!
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>>610669255
and still there are retards who think the size of a cunt has anything to do with how many dicks there have been in
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>OP here
Trips decide what to say next
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>>610667569
>Back in freshman year we had sex and then broke up.
wat - you that bad huh?
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Lmao. Congratulations OP. You just got promoted to an executive position within Cuckold Industries. You're such an idiot for takin her bait. She's just trying to manipulate you to make you feel bad. Somewhere she's feeling good about her lies. Before you fell for it, she was the one hurting. Lmao again, welcome to Cuckold Industires. Welcome to the team!
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>>610669860
thx for the cringe content
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>>610672704
Well you fat anyways, so it's understandable why you're single
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>>610672704
Trips? Make it dubs you beta piece of shit
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Get some fucking self respect OP.
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>>610672704
Having sex with you was like parking my car in the grand canyon. Shit was stretched to the max, yo.
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>>610672704
>Trips? what a fucking faggot
>phone dying? what a fucking faggot
>Wifi and 4G? you know what I'm about to say
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>>610673101
This. Should have lold at her and then ignored her.
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>>610672450
Don't give her any attention. She's salty and is trying to get you down OP. There's no point in giving someone like this any respect.
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good one OP you almost rustled my jimmies... almost
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>>610672704
OP, send the screenshots to her parents
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Plot twist: OP is the chick
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>>610672704
Well it's obvious you're salty about something, and I think it's because we broke up... Want some of this 4 inch cock you fat whore?
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>>610673688
Dubs good enough OP?
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>>610667569
>Don't listen to her, bro.
She looks to be a little too hungry for your attention. She probably still wants to fuck you, so her natural offensive attack as a woman is to try to annoy you by telling you she fucked all these guys.
>in my opinion, she probably hasn't had sex with anyone since you.
>she craves the d, most fat girls will take what they can get.
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>>610672704
rolling with: Well you should give me another shot since my dick game has improved (post this with pic).
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>>610674203
Rolling
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>>610672704
Well considering your new physique, I bet youre only gonna get people that wanna have sex with a fat pig
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>>610674443
Winrar?
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>>610674443
REROLL
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>>610670893
>fuck a girl and send a picture to your ex how you put your average dick in her tight vagina
>self-awareness
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>>610674203
rerawl!
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>>610667569
Did YOU enjoy the sex? You obviously did cause you busted your nut, so why do you care? She's only telling you this stuff to make herself feel better, she knows its making you feel like shit, do yourself a favor and block the bitch. You are wasting your time talking to her and you're only hurting your own feelings. Get in with your fucking life.
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>>610674443
Close enough,post it fag.
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>>610674203
Roll
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>>610674443
Plz let this win
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>>610674599
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>>610674443
Aww man.... I was so so close
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>>610674203
rawlin for dick!
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>>610674443
Roll
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>>610667569
Roast that fucking Thot, tell her she wouldn't know if the whole track team was running through her loose ass pussy lol, then tell her your gonna block her fat ass. Adding that you've "moved on to better things and she should stop dwelling, it's so unbecoming" would be fucking perfection. There's the ammo, you got the trigger. Tell us how that goes lol
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>>610674443
Rooooliiiinnnn
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>>610674203
This pls this
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Just say this OP.

"Well, the only reason you didn't feel me was cause your pussy was loose as fuck and you were fat as shit but you don't see me complaining cause I ain't a bitch"
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>>610667569
>care what sluts think
>4ever beta
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>>610674203
this
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>>610667569
>Was 16 when he lost his virginity to her
>16
>Freshman Year.
>/thread
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>>610674443
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>>610674443
last reroll
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>>610675068
16 is 11th grade idiot
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>>610674443
Roll
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>>610674443
Reeeerowl
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>>610675190
HE SAID HE WAS 16 AND IN HIS FRESHMAN YEAR YOU FUCKING SPASTIC
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>>610667569
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>>610667569
dont hide the name nerd
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>>610674443
Le rollz
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>>610672704
LEEEROOOOY RRREEEEROOOOLLL
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Lol she's just insecure dude, she's saying this ONLY to get under your skin. No other reason.
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Op just make it dubs decide?! Before thread iz kill
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>>610670503
>Self worth down the bottom....
Does Op think that last comment was a burn? Sounds more like he is getting off on hearing details.
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>>610674203
OP won't delivar anyways.
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>>610675399
fuck I meant this>>610674443
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You are such an asshole , i have treated you with nothing but respect and now you try to put your shit on me you asshole
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>>610674443
rolling
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This is fake and OP is a queer
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>>610674443
last roll b4 404
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>OP here.
I always deliver. Wondering.. yeah dubs it is! Also..
>should I say this?
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>>610668777
Checked
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>>610676081
if dubs wins then>>610675630
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>>610676081
Nigga, please don't try to improvise. You're obviously terrible at it.

Just end this thread and then end your life.
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>>610669860
Your a fucking idiot....
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>>610676081
>baka
this has to be fucking bait
if its not, kill yourself for real you weeaboo faggot.
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>>610676081
>baka

fucking weeaboo
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>>610676250
/thread
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>>610676275
>your a fucking idiot
>your
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>>610676322
Checked
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>>610676081
first proper response so far, fucking pretend you have any resemblance of testicles
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>>610676081
How did you ever get laid? This is the real question here.
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>>610667569
send pic of dick, we'lll tell if its good sex dick

you get me?
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>>610676081
Thread went to shit. I'm otta here. 404 inc
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>>610676081
He hasn't written anything we've said. Obvious fake.
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>>610674529
Close enoguh
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>>610676397
Oh look at me! I'm just sooooo fucking smart. Hey guys did you just see that wicked correction I just made? I'm troll master supreme.
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op does not delivar
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>>610676500
This guy is asking the right questions
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>>610676849
kek. Autistic detected
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>>610676081
say it
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>>610676081
(this shit is obvioulsy fake, this is like a new level of cuck, not getting off at the fact that your gf/ex is fucking someone right in front of you. But the fact that you are getting off to her talk about fucking other guys. You are one pathetic mother fucker OP.

But if by some miracle this thread is real, which jesus christ I hope it isn't. Tell her, "Go fuck yourself you fat cunt" This would probably be the best start for someone as baka as you.
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>>610674203
WINER POST THIS
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OP just stop being such a cringe pussy ass faggot and tell that fat assface that if she(/that?) can't make something of her life, to just fuck off.

Then move on with your own live.
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Don't post this shit OP , this ain't like you , just let her take whatever it is out on you walla! Go on with life. You are a truly good guy and the fucktardsherewho consider it as "cringe worthy" can fuck off .
>Inb4 whiteknighting
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bumpin'
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