Newest member of the Eli Manning mouth breather club.
You know, a few years back, I was bullied at school because my parents were alcoholics.
I'd get to school, "How's your parents? Dead yet?" And get the fuck kicked out of me, go home and get the fuck kicked outta me by drunk ass parents.
This went on for 5 years.
One day my grandfather tried to convince my father to stop drinking, so my father, broke the bottle, stabbed my grandfather in the throat and locked the doors so I had to watch him die.
I'm not gonna lie to you, that was way fuckin' funnier than you and this banana shit will ever be
These two need to take some time and smell the roses.