Hey /b/ This will be the last night I get to spend with you

how will u be kill?

>>610596278
snu snu

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>>610596017
Do it faggot

>>610596278
I'm writing my note then slashing my wrist

Just got the vein to rise with a needle, I'm almost ready

>>610596527
Pic

>>610596017
No one should die alone, I'm here with you /b/ro.

>>610596527
DONT DO IT OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>610596618
Let me finish this, I've been planning to do it for a couple months, tonight's the night

Keep the thread alive for a few

>>610596794
Its my time, I'm literally the biggest piece of shit I know of

what does your first name start with

posting in a potentially good thread

>>610596948
C

I gotta make the cut won't reply for a few

Give us reasons so that we may decide if u deserve to be kill or not

>>610596665
You should do it along with OP for missing those quads.

kill you'reself

Sorry to heard that op

>>610597269
>you'reself

wut

>>610596017
with all of those food brands on ur clothes i thought u were a nascar driver

>>610596794
you are a cunt

>>610596017
timestamp or you are a cunt as well, also livestream, or you are a fucking cunt, also gtfo.

>>610596017
You should call the suicide prevention hotline. I have em on speed dial. They're Greg.

>>610596017
I'm here for you brother.
Times may seem bleak and pointless, but dont forget you are wanted, you are loved, even if it is by some anon on the internet. You.Are.Loved.

Op makes me sad.

Don't make me sad, Op.

>>610596912
WE ARE ALL PIECES OF SHIT ANON. IT'S OK MAN, WE ARE ALL VICTIMS OF THIS MACHINE, THEY MADE US THIS WAY. STICK AROUND, ITS GOING TO BE BEAUTIFUL, IT WONT BE LIKE THIS FOREVER. DON'T DO IT!

>>610596017
Hello Mr.OP

My reply to your test is:
>testing how /b/ reacts to a suicide note
>statistics
>jews
>Illuminati
>Hitler did nothing wrong!
>DO IT FAGGOT

summon ye oldest of fags
who has them, the screencaps
of the person who broke kneecaps
who also tried to summon the oldest of FAGS

Life, friends, is boring. We must not say so.
After all, the sky flashes, the great sea yearns,
we ourselves flash and yearn,
and moreover my mother told me as a boy
(repeatingly) "Ever to confess you're bored
means you have no

Inner Resources." I conclude now I have no
inner resources, because I am heavy bored.
Peoples bore me,
literature bores me, especially great literature,
Henry bores me, with his plights & gripes
as bad as Achilles,

who loves people and valiant art, which bores me.
And the tranquil hills, & gin, look like a drag
and somehow a dog
has taken itself & its tail considerably away
into the mountains or sea or sky, leaving
behind: me, wag.

>>610596017
I wish I had the balls to kill myself already I guess I'm still not at that point, but I say do it cause the soul only gets more cold by the day.

>>610598109
>>610598054
>>610597899
rip /b/

>>610598350
Fuck off to reddit faggot.

If I go crazy then will you still call me superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?

>>610598109
stick around for what the beta uprising? eat shit m8..

>>610596017
Wow, another dick head wanting attention.

Don't do it brother

>>610596527
lol fucking attention faggot.

Nobody cares, literally.
I couldn't give a fuck, neither will your family members or anyone else.
They'll just mention you once in every blue moon, but, just like animals, they'll adjust to the loss and continue on with their lives'.

>>610598733
fatty fatty mcfatty.

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>>610598706
ALL THIS SHIT IS GOING TO FALL APART. ITS GOING TO BEAUTIFUL, WE CAN ALL DIE TOGETHER. WHY KILL YOUR SELF NOW BEFORE THE GREAT HAPPENING?

>>610598938
Fat and proud. Yolo.

>>610596017

Sorry to hear it man. If it makes you feel any better I will be there pretty soon to with how things have been going.

So, what made you decide on suicide?

>>610599226
I have a good life I don't deserve.

make a stream or something and talk to us at least before you go /b/rother

>>610597103

If you are an attention whore or not, why kill yourself? It is selfish. Someone has it harder and you are gonna fucking quit? Stand up an d go fucking do something. Find a tree, cut it down, burn it. Fucking beat up some random person. Live life you intelligent life form and don't be a cunt. Fucking christ people.

>>610596017
only pussies slit wrists, if you wanna go out, go out with a bang or else you don't deserve a RIP

>>610596017
Sorry, brotato. You seem pretty set on it. Let me know how the ride ends.

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Gotta widen it

>>610598434
redit is the place for this, the fact that you think i need to leave is the exact reason you should jump off a fucking bridge, i'm going to bed, i have to work tomorrow.

goodnight kids.

>>610599524
that's nothing you little faggot
keep going

>>610599478
Because burning a tree is soooo great, you're words are really triggering

Fuck you itm

>>610599733
Yes sir.

>>610599733
Edgy.

>>610596017
jer?

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>>610596017
If you're not going to live stream it, don't do it at all.
Not going to try to stop you, but why are you posting this anyways?

>>610599524

Gonna say this now: Portal veins are why cutting across is better than up and down. Across the street is superior to down the river for becoming an hero.

Cut the neck and you lose consciousness in no time (like 10 seconds or w/e). Fast as shit, not very painful.

>>610599524
Filename

Im out

>>610599524
My cats scratches are worse then that.

>>610598872
That last sentence hit me right in the feels, so very true.

>>610599922
By posting, I mean possibly doing.

>>610599840
:^)
>>610599859
:^(

>>610599524
>filename

I'm out

>>610599828
Im just pointing out to fucking do something. There isn't a situation where suicide isn't selfish and they aren't just cunts.

why are you killing yourself

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>>610599964
See ya.

I'm on a cell phone

Don't. there is always a little someone that cares for you :)

>>610600120
Lol I'm a burden to a whole lot of people

>>610596017
I always loved you

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>>610599997
QUADS

>>610600265
that's still nothing
do you reeally expect yourself to bleed out like that

KEEP GOING

>>610600120
Listen jackass, I'm properly better than you at everything. Don't outsmart me.

Angered, frustrated, - LB

>>610600265
Is that enough to do anything?

>>610600265
Dude if your gonna do it write something with the blood like "hitler was right" or something

if you truly see no point in living, you have every right.

>>610600265
First off, clean your nails, Op.

Second, quit being a dumb fuck. Go eat a 10/10 cheeseburger, drink a beer and quit with your shit disposition.

>>610600558
I know anon it hurts, its happening tonight even if I have to make another thread

>>610600558
I've reported your words to the system administrator.

>>610600609
This

OP, you gotta go out with a bang. Steal a car and drive off a bridge. Something cool that will make it on the news.

dont be a faggot. really think,
"why am i killing myself?" life wont change unless you make it change.

>>610598871
Attention on an anonymous board?

>>610600655
No job, soon to be homeless college dropout

No money, no future

>>610600265

Looks like my after I nick myself shaving. You trying to kill yourself? You don't have the balls. You want attention? You cant even earn anyones attention.

Way to fail at yet another thing.

>>610600963
Get a job you fucking retard

>>610600265
OP cam up please

>>610600799
Why don't you shoot up a pre-school. Go out with the high score or die trying

>>610600265
Timestamp or it didn't happen.

>>610600265
now you are in that job... cut your nails in the way

>>610600542
Not quads, newfag

>>610600963
Blah blah blah, go work a shit labor job for a bit and save up some money until you can move somewheres nice. No excuse.

>>610600265
Holy fucking christ get a life,stop being such a attention whore using your own life to get attention

>>610600963
So fucking what, man?

I was homeless about five years ago. Lived in my damn car for two/three months. Now I'm engaged, just bought a house, have a full time job and happy with life.

Not trying to rub it in your face or anything but I was broke, worthless and was going nowhere in life. Doesn't take anything more than ambition to turn your life around.

dubs and you dont kill yourself

>>610600963
EVERYONE IS IN THE SAME BOAT AS YOU.

>>610596017
You could've prevented it
>>610600963
You could've prevented it.

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>>610601385

welp nvm lol

OP clearly afraid to feel pain, so afraid in fact that while the pain of living makes him want to die, the pain of dying keeps him here.

OP what's it's like to fear moving a muscle or having a thought for fear of feeling pain

Just kill yourself. A little bit of pain In Exchange for no more pain ever. It's like exercise. Just push past this part and you're home free.

>>610601242
Got four 9's you dip shit bow before me

>>610600265
Dont do it op

Give an address first so we can look it up in the news

You are going to die right? Not like it matters

>>610600963
Welcome to life.
Pick your path:
- Be a fucking pussy.
- Don't be a fucking pussy.

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>>610601113
Because I'm not the one committing sewerslide, faggot.
If OP wants to be an attention whore, then stealing a car and driving off a bridge should get him a lot of attention. Prove me wrong.
>protip: you can't.

>>610601466
LAST 4 NUMBERS ARE WHAT COUNTS

>>610600265
JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIFE WONT GET BETTER AND YOU KNOW IT

>>610601466
Has to end in quads, you fuckwit.

>>610601705
FUCK OFF DEMON.

>>610601466
its time to bed newbee

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>>610601714

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>>610601799

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhJ6bE4z5vs

>>610600265 fag. crossing the river is for attention, going up the river is for real. you deserve to die

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>>610601856
not till op delivers.

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>>610600265
don't kill yourself op

>>610601977
Explaining how dubs, trips, quads .etc is bait?

You're newer than expected.

>>610601714
No it doesn't you pretentious fuck. do you even internet?

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>>610602258

>>610602025
>I'm crying 4x

I laugh at the shit I used to listen to, damn, shit was so edgy back then.

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>>610596527

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>>610602357

>>610602357
Excellent b8. I won't even r8 your b8. It's so gr8, m8.

>>610602465
I have to listen to this until this thread is pruned haha

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>>610602536

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C'mon OP just do it a littler longer cut.

YOU DONT NEED TO KILL YOURSELF, JUST MAKE ANOTHER COOL CUT... we want to see some blood. that's it.

we know you can do it right?

>>610603000
>>610603000
Trips demands it.

>>610603000
TRIPS HAS SPOKEN

>>610603000
Nice double sixes check em

Focking trips m8 op don´t do it don´t be a pussy!!

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OP, I just want you to know, that no matter what happens in your life, no matter what you do, we will always love you. Please stay with us

>>610603752
I genuinely hate you.

Also, Is OP even still here?

>>610604086
I don't even know

if dubs, don't do it

OP is kill?

>>610604086
meh, OP is a pussy and he wont cut again his arm cause he promised to his mom/

if dubs... deep cut to death

>>610602907
I'm getting mixed messages here

Why is it that when i spill my heart out and try to find some kind of kind words, somebody just fucking shits on me and my thread gets fucking deleted by the faggot mods??

>>610604743
All I want is a friend that actually listens to me when I need to talk. I hardly talk. Ever.

>>610604743
Because mods are niggers.

>>610604743
It's cause you don't have the tiger blood

>>610604743
because 4chan isnt the place to go for that shit m8000

>>610604743
MODS

>>610604928
Feel threads

>>610604743
MODSMODSMODS

>>610604743
WRONG BOARD BREH

Why is OP doing this?

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>>610596359
Broken pelvis

DEATH BY SNU SNU

>>610600963
Are you fucking kidding me? I've never had enough money to go to college! At least you experienced it! I've been homeless and working at the same fucking time. You entitled motherfucker dont kill yourself, life isn't about money , live until you find something your passionate about. You know what your problem is? Instead of using the idea that you have nothing to lose to begin an adventure and go all out to follow your imagination/dreams, you dat because of your lack of 'comfort' you're just going to kill yours self? Fuck N A man everything else is already trying to kill you love every breath you fuck

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>>610604743

why are you picking such a long and painful way to die i mean like you could just end it painlessly :3 like a normal person

>>610596017
Don't do it.

>>610606259
>discussing suicide methods
>like a normal person
>a normal person
>normal person
>normal

LIVESTREAM OP

>>610606955
The dubs have spoken.

>>610596017
>I'm scared to die alone
Why? In the end, everyone dies alone. Even if you are surrounded by loved ones at the time of death, they aren't coming with you, and you are still making the journey by yourself.

You aren't afraid of dying alone. You are simply afraid of dying. You can either accept that fear and be at peace with it, or you can let that fear empower you, and fight tooth and nail to stay alive for another day. There isn't a right or wrong choice for that, both are equally valid.

>>610605034
i guess. also, why hasnt this thread 404'ed yet? very surprised.

Theres no ther way to go. So you wanna surround yourself with everyone you love, maybe it comforts you for whatever reason, but realize death in a journey you have no choice but to go alone on...you wont be alone once you get where you're going though, rest easy OP.

Bro, don't. I don't know your life, I don't know you, and I don't know why you're considering this, but not having money and dropping out of college is a problem that millions have gone through..
Think about every person in your life and how upset and distraught they'd be after hearing of you.
You may not think it now, you may have some fucked up views on how the world treats you, but no one will be happy with news of your death.
All you do is become a statistic.
Don't leave, man. We care about you.
Stay alive for us. Prove the world wrong.

>>610607991
If you're so scared to die alone, then don't.
Live the 80 or so years you have left.
We love you, man, regardless of who and where you are in life.
Just live on.

>>610608497
This, fuck bitches

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>>610608497
Faggot this ain't tumblr nor reddit I'd suggest you kill yourself too

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>>610607991
Dont listen to this faggot, no one is gonna really care besides maybe you parents and siblings. While I don't agree that suicide is a good way to die it does have some loopholes. Don't just die, doe for a reason, something you truly believe in that will make the world a better place..not some bullshit like kill all the jews or nuke iraq, that shits evil. Die for a cause that inspires people to follow and risk the same fate as yours. Be a warrior, it's hidden inside you, all video game cartoon shit aside, theres a warrior burning inside you waiting to be let loose, don't let him smolder out and die.

>>610609232
fucking classy classic image oldfag

>>610609232
right? jfc

kill your self in a better way than slicing wrists...go do it on the white house lawn while holding a note saying

>"Thanks Obama!"

/b/ was never good, but it was certainly never this fucking gay.

Still with us OP?

Op ere. Things are getting blurry

>>610610954
Call 911

Op you there? Please dont. Let me text you. Or text me, 5408080831.

You good bro?

>>610610954
pic or didn't blurry

Phone is to bright to keep replying. Bye guys :)

>>610604743
WELCOME TO /b/ FAG.
NOW GET OUT.
OH YOU ARE?
GOOD!

>>610611824
Call 911, no one wants you dead but yourself

>>610610954
>>610611824

4/18/2015

The day OP really was a fag

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>>610596017
OP, I hope you're still with us.

1 (800) 273-8255

This is the number to the suicide hotline. Someone right now is waiting to talk you through this. I know it seems like bullshit but you can always kill yourself later. Talk to these people then do it if you have to

>>610611824
last words
:)

GAAAAAY

>>610613204
That was the last thing a living person ever said. You sir are a fucking inbred piece of shit that should kill yourself too.

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>>610612286

>>610613730
Its too late man. Couldnt save this one

>>610613595
those were his LAST FUCKING WORDS
if you choose to cap off your entire existence, the last thought he ever communicated, with a smiley face, thats pretty fucking gay

>>610614128
No, the nigga was happy to be gone. he wanted to show he was happy that its over. Your fucking homophobic mind has been corrupted by /b/ into thinking that a smiley face is gay/linked to gayness. Im not a fan of gay people by any means either, but god damn kid.

>>610614607
not actually gay fucktard
gay in the same way we call people faggots without actually meaning they suck anything more than the metaphorical cock

fuck. This asshole just fucking killed himself. Thats one less /b/tard, one less son, one less dad

and what he chooses to say is :) ?

what the fuck

>>610610954
fucking how? Seriously. If you could bleed out from that papercut, we'd all be an hero.

OP you are going to miss Avengers 2: The Age of Ultron coming to theaters May 1st or April 24th if you are in the UK.

-Kevin Feige

>>610615554
he probably went deeper and couldnt take the pic...

>>610614607
>>610614128
>>610613840
>>610613595
fucking what? Did you idiots fall for it? He gave himself a catscratch and you think he died?

>>610615752
or he fucking pretended. Look at the length of time between the two original cuts. You think he finally got balls and made a real one and wouldn't show it off? Fucking doubt it.

He probably caught catscratch fever and will die in the hospital

>The light inside is broken but I still work

The light inside is broken, but, unlike the vending machine, OP appears to be kill.

>>610601466
it's not quads it's almost quints. Jesus christ get a fucking education

>>610600265

christ that's the funniest thing i've ever seen. good luck with that op.

glad to see at least you're not serious about killing yourself. or capable of doing it.

youredoingitwrong.jpg

>>610616381

died of mild razor burn of the arm

>>610600542
Not quads asshole

Just kidding op here, didnt have the balls today

See im not op and I can say that I am, and you faggots believe me

>>610617297

he got nuads

>>610601466
Gtfo faggot, also checked ur dubs

At least (presumably) op delevered for once

>>610600265

Isn't there a "down the road not across the road" JPG that could be used as a public service in this type of threads?

>>610596017
OP, don't do it, dude. I know I'll have a bunch of 3edgy5me sperglord newfags that put their cats in burlap sacks and set them on fire a year ago when they were twelve telling me to shut up but, seriously. Fucking don't. If you feel like nobody needs you right now, someone will come along. There's 7.3 goddamn billion people on this Earth. There's someone out there that will love you. And if not, deal with it how all of us here do.

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>>610617819

(don't do it OP, call the numbers listed if you're serious)

>>610596017
You are a pussy. Fucking stop being an attention whore and man up. I've had far worse cuts from thorn bushes. Fucking faggot can't even kill himself right. Go suck dicks to feel better like you always do.

>>610619493
You'd know how well he sucks dicks faggot

>>610620683
Kek

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>>610596017
I think AnM60ForJesus is back again guys. He is looking for Officer Martinez. Better hide your dildos or he'll try to make himself choke to death on them.

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>>610612286
Dude he wants to die and if your to thick to grasp the concept that life isn't necessarily precious and that people are faggots about it all the time like you then why don't you either become an hero or get off of /b/ you sjw tumblrista

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>>610600963
Hey man I went the exact same thing and was gonna kill myself too.

But why should you end your own life? Shit you are free of any responsibilities. Why dont you go out and do things you was always afraid to do? Shit the worst that can happen is death and you clearly don't care about that. Go out and try to have some fun, go wild trust me I did and I ended up not wanting to kill myself.

You're free dude, most people never get this kind of chance, make the most outta it.

>>610596912
I'm here with you OP. Fly high my angel.

Is this fucker dead yet?

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Ich denke das OP ist tot...

Guten nacht süßer Prinz...