So who did it guys?
>>610369155
The darker one did it
Post link for game
>>610369155
racoon nig did it broken lace on his shoe
Shoelace
>>610369155
That stupid raccoon, his shoelace is stuck on the door
>>610369155
Lace, it was racoon
/thread
What about this one?
bear did it
the seat is way too far back for the racoon to reach the pedals
shoelace is from racoon exiting driver side (after the bear) due to his door being jammed
learn2sherlock
>>610369155
The little guy, because he's missing part of his shoelace, which is caught in the door.
>>610369732
look at his hair, it's all quiffed and shit
>>610369732
No facial hair?
Racoon did it.
He is wearing a driving cap.
He is wearing a mask.
Racoons are all lazy criminal idiots.
>>610370064
Also this
>>610369732
no fucking beard looks fresh as fuck
>>610369155
that bear would not even fit in the car
Something about /b/ solving simple children's puzzles is really amusing.
Just yell "STOP RESISTING", shoot everyone, go home, get paid at the end of the week. I don't know why Slylock makes this harder than it has to be.
We all know who din du nuffin
>>610369732
>Easy as shit puzzle made for 5 years old
>Expect them to know what alibi even means
>>610370686
If I was 5, I wouldn't have thought about his facial hair or haircut either.
>>610370622
Took the ring but left the other jewelry?
>>610370622
Her vogaroo doesn't look bruised enough.
>>610370622
>jewelry left behind
>fish still alive
>sexy-ass cat in lingerie not rape-fucked
>>610370622
Because she wasn't raped as well. Damn cat turning me furry, but bitch's hot.
Now for real, there's still a pearl necklace, tiara, and bracelet, a burglar would've taken that too
>>610370622
didnt rape her as well?
>>610370622
The fish is still alive, it's flopping on the floor. In the picture it's clearly daytime.
>>610371055
>>610371049
>>610371038
Fuck yeah
>TRIPLE HIVEMIND
Also, checked.
>>610370622
position of the knots as well indicates she tied them herself
>>610370622
It's the position of the knots.
>>610370622
Goddammit Slylock, Cass has been trying to get into your pants forever. Just get a clue.
>>610371038
>>610371049
>>610371055
My companions of african descent
>>610371038
>>610371049
>>610371055
>>610371142
QUAD HIVEMIND
>>610371429
>Hivemind
You use that word, but you have no fucking clue what it means.
>>610370685
>>610371742
>not sweaty
>diabolical grin
>didn't rape the chick from the jewelry one
>>610371755
Of course I know, I've been here since January. Go choke on a dick newfag
>>610371755
This
The original 3 where only hiveminds because they were posted withing the same 5 seconds with the same idea.
It's not funny if you samefag and try to act cool.
>pic related, is you
>>610371742
He licks his armpits.
>>610371742
blood pressure? Armpits? Socks?
there is a number of ways.
>>610372298
Where are you suggesting I committed samefaggery? This is only the second post I've made in this thread.
>>610372816
shady shrew is an only child
>>610371742
>Not wearing running shoes
>why would you put on a top hat and mask if you just got back from a run?
>no physical sign that he just got back from exercise.
>>610372816
No gloves
>>610372816
>Neither of them are covered in snow
>Perfectly shovelled drive.
>>610372816
Because the niggas name is shady MOTHERFUCKING shrew
What else is there to comprehend
>>610372298
It wasn't samefagging, I only posted one of them.
>>610372816
I KNOW THIS ONE!! ITS BECAUSE HIS ROOF ISNT COMPLETLY COVERED IN SNOW!!
>>610372816
He suspects him because his name is fucking "Shady Shrew."
Poor guy probably never gets a break
>>610373317
The fuck
>>610373182
>>610373354
Wish we were a hive mind
>>610371742
You faggots, check his pulse. My 6 year old daughter figured it out for you.
Raccoon
> Shoelace hanging from door
> Shoe missing lace
> Is a coon
>>610373767
With her tits.
cause it's snowing yet his walkway is cleared.
>>610373767
alarm clock nigga
it was the coon
>>610373973
Heh
>>610373767
Make the picture bigger faggot
I'm gonna say alarm clock goes off
Or the librarian is a lesbian
>>610373767
11 is quittin' time, librarian don't give a fuck after that.
Raccoon, because coon is slang for nigger, which is a criminal
>>610373767
She is wearing her contactlenses. She does this to psycologicly trigger an emotional wave of jealousy by the librarian. Making her run off to the toilet to cry and probably take a shit while she's there anyway..
>>610373973
>>610374360
Kek good detective work m8
>>610374419
Because she wasn't raped. Lol. I'm high.
for real, melted wax. takes time
>>610374419
BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING DIFFERENT COLOR
>>610374712
Yeah but she's white. White people don't commit crimes.
>>610369155
most likely some nigga
>>610374419
candles are melted already
>>610369155
Guy on the left. He doesn't have sholaces which are stuck int he driver seat
>>610374419
The plant on the picture has already dried out, implying her being home for a lot longer..
You have slipped up again, Cassandra..
>>610374672
Oh. Nice work detective. I'll give you a raise. Steam id?
>>610374880
Nigga were already ten fold in
>>610374419
because Slylock thinks all women are lying whores
>>610374885
Don't have one :(
>>610374885
I do if you want to give me a raise :^)
>>610369732
The fucking island in the back there
>>610374819
This sonofabitch has a point.
>>610375390
A NIGGER!
>>610375390
Spinach, so popeye can fuck their shit up.
>>610375390
Max is a retarded mouse, so probably some dogtreats to give to Snoopy once he came up with a better plan..
>>610369155
It's the nigger with the shoelace ripped...
Fuck off.
>>610375816
this is actually an entertaining thread and OPs dedication to keep us busy with kiddy riddles is admireable.
>>610375124
Sucks
>>610375226
you're not the great detective
>>610376043
I've gotten everything right so far, but I come back to this thread every so often, so I'm a bit late
>>610376168
Then what's
>>610375390
I'm stumped
>>610376290
Cheese, for the ropes and the rat
Or whatever particular food is need for whatever animal is above their cage
>>610376168
no dedication... you're probably one of those guys that post in 4 different threads at the same time..
just pick 1 and stick with it!! asshole..
>>610376440
air bubbles
>>610376548
How tf are you so good.
>>610376440
Fucking nothing.
Who gives a shit about Max
>>610376694
It had to be food, it said supermarket, not walmart
>>610376440
>>610376669
The lower left corner has a pocket of air
>>610376440
let max be kill
>>610376826
Yeah, Max is a little biatch
>>610376911
Alternatively, the car in the background is upside down, so the oxygen that is in the car isn't escaping
The racoon looks Latino, so it is him.
>>610376440
take the air from the tires
>>610376440
I'd just leave him there and buy myself a different mouse..
I mean,, it's not like he's the best mouse in the world..
He is yellow but that's about the only thing he has going for himself..
And don't get me wrong, I'm not a big enthousiast of killing mice by choking them to death (big fan of Mickey!!), but I can't really be bothered by his death..
>>610376911
>>610376669
Nigga this ain't sonic. How the FUCK are you gonna breath in those tiny bubbles
>>610376440
The car the octopus has appears to have air in it
>>610377234
I'd go with this, except it's extremely difficult to get air from tires
I like the option of inside the car/ bottom left corner better
>>610376440
The octopus is on it. Either remove the tires and tie them to the bell for buoyancy, or feed him tyre-air until they surface.
>>610369732
Clean-shaven, styled hair, and no sun-burn when the one tree has no leaves to give shade
>>610373541
implying the adrenaline of being interogated wouldnt send his heart rate up.
implying he wouldnt have the forethough to run around his room for a couple minutes
>>610377400
or they could take the tires dumbass. theres a lug wrench right there.
>>610375390
Jet fuel
>>610376440
tell max to hold his breath for five minutes
duh
>>610377637
topkek.
>>610369155
neither one of them, theyre all missing an arm
>>610377597
You're a lug wrench
>>610375390
Jet fuel...oh wait...
>>610369155
None of them.
Animals can't fucking drive.
>>610375390
is it the keys? max you fucker
>>610376440
I would command mouse to go to sleep or knock himself out to decrease oxygen consumption.
>>610377728
You're missing an arm
>>610373985
you a dumbass nigga lol
>>610377940
Now that's what I call edgy
>>610369732
the island isn't covered in shit
>>610376440
Swim to the fucking surface maybe and leave that no good fucking pathetic mouse nigger to die at the bottom of the ocean alone and forgotten
>>610373767
oh shit a double cross from faggot mouse
>>610378422
they're the type of earrings commonly worn by lying whores
>>610378422
the earrings arent on her ears?
>>610378703
>>610378167
You're covered in shit
>>610371360
requesting r34 of Cass getting fed up with Slylock and having her way with him
>>610378422
The earrings are still cold from the winter air outside.
>>610378422
They're attached to her cheeks.
>>610378422
the oh so fashionable cassandra cat would never wear silver earrings with a gold bracelet, she's far too color coordinated for that.
>>610378422
Cassandra is a fucking sneaky cunt
>>610378422
Wait a minute... THOSE EARRINGS ARE NOT SILVER, THEY ARE WHITE
FROM SNOW
YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU LIED TO ME
>>610378422
Really not a clue, but I think it's worth mentioning that I'm slowly getting an erection by looking at Cassandra Cat.. Damn that cat has got some curves..
>>610378916
I think it's got to be this
>>610378422
They'd be tarnished or have salt deposits by the sweat.
>>610375390
Thermite
>>610375390
Oil to losses up the characters and slip through the bars. Evidence- The pig is dripping I presume that's oil or a liquid
>>610379001
WHOLEY SHIT MY NIGGA CRACKED THE DA VINCI CODE
>>610378422
Condensation on her earrings. If she goes from the cold into the warm club environment (you can deduce this from common sense or from the way the characters are dressed), the moisture in the air will condense on her earrings.
If she had been there all night, it would have evaporated and she'd be covered in sweat.
>>610378422
Cassandra Cat's silver earrings exactly match the description of the victim's earrings which he had in his wallet
>>610379186
>>610379078
see this
They're ALL faggots.
And Slylock is a jew.
>slylock
>shylock
>pound of flesh
>>610378422
Cassandra cat has a criminal history. She's on Slylocks list of go to people. Cassandra has been in prison 6 times already, but she keeps getting out because the judge is soft on sexy cat women.
>>610370622
>All about that fish
How about the part where the knots are in front of her?
More like Slycock
>amiright?
>>610376440
RIP Max 4/17/2015 never forget
>>610379392
>>610379193
She dashed into the club, either way she would be sweaty
Cass really needs to slow the FUCK down on the crimes
>>610378422
I think she's telling the truth
How do you dash wearing high heels?
>>610379738
the lights are out
>>610379738
Dude, you left the answer in this one.
>>610379130
Fucking casual. We need every fucking lead we can get. Bring this erection in for hard interrogation. I'll be damned if we let this case go cold just because you went soft.
>>610379738
Why would you wear sneakers in the castle
Also shitty monster looks like he's panting
>>610379738
Creature is panting, meaning it has been exercising
lights are off, he wasn't home
There is a human fucking eyeball on the floor
>>610379738
The reading light's bulb is cool.
>>610379738
YOU CAN'T TELL THAT JUST FROM THE PICTURE WHAT THE FUCK
>>610379738
This weirdly character also has a history of assault. This will be the 4th time he's gone to prison, shockingly less than Cassandra. Weirdly is also a registered sex offender. Also, the solution is at the bottom left, upside down.
>>610379738
Claims reading all night but citizens say they were terrorized during the evening. He didn't lil
>>610380007
God fucking dammit
Anyway...
>>610372816
Shady Shrew's silver earrings are still warm.
>>610375744
Yep.
Also some perspective. That shit's messed up.
Guy in green cause his shoe lace is broken and stick in the door. And OP is a confirmed faggot.
>>610380260
Jesus Christ
>>610380291
Also first time OP has talked in a while
>>610379738
He was smoking pot with that creature..
Just look at the eyes.. And in there high they went on a vandalismtour all around town.. probably throwing pizaa's on the peoples homes.. AND THOSE PIZZA'S WERE INNOCENT!! #FREETHEPIZZA
>>610380291
That wolf looks suspicious as fuck. Also he's probably a criminal so he has a history of crime.
>>610380291
That car thief raccoon still has his mask on. and he's heavy from all the coins, which is why he's on the bottom of the see-saw, even though the other guy is much heavier. Also, they're a bunch of grown ass adults playing on a jungle gym. Where are the children??? They killed them all too.
>>610380291
Trash bag looks too heavy. The goddamn fox nicked 'em.
>>610380171
THE SHOELACE IN THE DOOR IT'S THE LITTLE THIEF YOU SAD FUCK
>>610370622
because slylock fox is a privileged, victim blaming, cisgendered jizzlord.
>>610380291
racoon being heavier than bear
>>610380291
Turtle bought the news paper with coin moolah
>>610380291
The racoon....The gold coins are weighing him down making him heavier than the bear this is the only way he could be on the bottom end of a see saw/teeter toter.
>>610380291
Why is that cat painting the bench the same colour that it already is
>>610380746
>>610380612
IT'S THE RACCOON! He has a history of larceny, and wears his damn thief mask everywhere he goes due to his severe autism. The only way he weighs more than that fucking bear is if his pockets are filled with jewish gold.
>>610380291
As a biologist I suspect the crow, for it is well-known crows fancy shiny objects..
>>610380291
Well, Shylock the fucking Jew is also in the park.
>>610381036
Covering up Spanish graffiti.
>>610381110
Up her cunt.
>>610381195
Beat me, and probably all of /b/, to it..
>>610381110
CAVITY SEARCH!!
>>610381110
Her dress is made of diamonds!
>>610381110
Her earrings are still cold from being outside
>>610381110
but really, it's behind the flowers.
>>610381110
Behind the pic of the bull! It's hastily nailed on and why would cassandra have a pic like that?
>>610379738
Does Slylock have permission or a warrant to enter Count Weirdly's home? This guy just goes wherever he wants and hustles all his rogues.
>>610381195
Could be up her ass.
>>610381455
It's empty
>>610381110
A flower is wilted so I guess in the dirt?
>>610381564
He's a PI. He does what he wants.
>>610381110
Battery slot of the clock - the time doesn't match up with the time on the clock outside and there's a battery on the table.
>>610381110
its got to be that felix clock (battery is removerd)
>>610381110
I expect that it has something to do with those AA-batteries on the table and the clock that runs on batteries and is running behind by 2 hours.. but I can't put the pieces together..
>>610381110
why does she have a picture of the bouncer from the club? i.e. >>610378422
this is getting creepy
>>610376440
Being the responsible fox he is, Skylock gives his alternate air source on his BCD to max and together they make an emergency ascent.
>>610381722
Because he's a model.
And there are only like a dozen people in town.
>>610373767
gonna start a fire
>>610381594
it says "A.A", as in "Antwerp (some Belgian word)"
>>610381681
you beat me to it good job dick tracy
>>610381722
There are only around 25 people in this universe soooo...
>>610374419
because she already washed the weird orange shit from before off of her fur.
>>6103691
Obviously the small guy in green. Look at his fucking shoe lace and the one in the driver's seat.
>>610381894
fuck no, that's a battery. I am not Slylock, I'm not a detective.
>>610381991
the universe apparently contains every character from every other comic as well
>>610381681
Unless she was just using the battery to masturbate.
>>610381894
Dumbo its a type of battery double A
Or am I the dumbo yes I'm the dumbo
>>610370622
>nobody points out that the window is open, not broken
step it up niggers
>>610382198
roots on flowers
>>610382198
THEY STILL HAVE ROOTS AND AREN'T IN LIKE A VASE OR SOMETHING!
>>610382198
They still have the roots on, for fuck's sake. Also, not wrapped, as a florist would do.
>>610382198
Cut flowers don't have roots.
10/10 thread, OP. You're the man.
>>610382198
he couldn't afford flowers because he bought a toupe
>>610382198
woah there Captian Alliteration give it a fucking rest
>>610369155
[spoiler] 61443_558178840875766_1997723228_n.jpg[spoiler]
>>610381110
In the clock.
>>610382476
you piece of shit
>>610382198
He looks like a fucking rapist. Also, they still have the roots intact. Stores don't sell them like that. Fuck, this town is full of snitches. people are stealing diamonds and this bitch is like" Oh help me! I'm missing some fucking weeds from my lawn!!"
>>610382476
>>610382198
yellow mickey mouse got rad swag
>>610381722
They're in a relationship.. Didn't think of that huh??
That's 'cause you're a racist fucktard!! Animals different of color and race can now get married and you better start getting used to it.. Soon enough even same sex animals can get married.. and that would be wonderful, just think about it.. 2 pussies being able to get married and have sex.. I mean, what's not to like everyone has watched some lesbianporn once in their life's right... wait, what? lesbianporn? I've drifted away from my main point.. You, sir, are a foul breathing, racist, niggerhating, bullhating, mysoginistic pig..
>>610381110
We have contradicting clocks in this picture.
Now since innocent until proven guilty its not fair to assume its her clock that is wrong...lets face it a lot of those clock towers need fixed.
But heres where we can start pinning evidence on her the sun is in the picture so it can not be 9 o clock even in the morning the sun would not be that high in the sky it doenst reach that high of a point until about noon and guess what time the clock tower says it is....thats right noon.
So why is the clock wrong?.....Well after a quick glance around the house we notice a battery on the table....Could she have been changing the battery as the door was knocked so she sat the battery on the table tyo answer the door? Fat chance.
She hid the diamonds in the battery slot. case closed.
>>610379380
>implying the green doctor didn't jizz all over him
Why would he have a pig in a cage then?
>>610374419
I'm more concerned with why her towel rack is IN the fucking shower
>>610381110
The clock is stuck at 9 (am or pm doesn't matter) the tower clock is at a different time. She stuck the vial in the clock so it stopped working. The battery is on the table.
>>610383003
It's been hours and her tea is still hot?
I think not. What a phony feline.
>>610380291
That turt be 'spicious as fuck. Desert times?? That ain't no desert
>>610383003
what the fuck is with this comic and insurance fraud? is it written by a fucking insurance agency or something?
>>610383003
because its becoming a common theme...she and her nice seductive body has gotten away with it once before but it wont happen again.....not under my watch.
>>610383003
THe coffee is still steaming, you stupid cunt.
>>610383003
Because her earrings are still cold from outside
>>610383003
>Not raped.
Again.
Though to give a serious answer there's a hot cup of tea on the table. The toaster also appears to be in use.
>>610383003
Her coffee is still hot, the toaster doesn't show smoke
This one is too esay
>>610383003
The tea is still warm. If she was unconscious the tea would not be like that. It would be cold since the time is 10:30 on the clock in the background.
>>610383003
now THERE's a hot coffee I want to see
>>610383003
Nothing is broken
>>610383003
Cassandra why do you always fucking lie about being attacked.
>>610378422
>>610381722
>>610382772
Cassandra Cat stole a woman's purse and ran to the club where he boyfriend worked as a bouncer, thinking he would hide her. He let her in, but when the authorities arrived he gave her up. As they arrest her, he crosses his arms and looks away, a single tear falling behind his dark glasses.
>>610383003
it's been hours, and she's obviously faking. She isn't bleeding either. And again, she has a LOOONG history for this type of thing. She might be trying to persuade the detective with physical favors, as she's probably not wearing panties, and giving them a bit of a peek at those goods.
>>610383003
Bexause the clock says 10:30 and the coffee is steaming still
>>610383068
she's a cat, she hates water so much she has to continuously dry herself while bathing.
>>610375390
A banana peel to throw on the steps in front of count weirdly so he snaps his fucking neck and take the key
>>610383003
Cassandra.. I'm sorry to bring it to you this way.. but the last time you tried this, Slylock and his crew of /b/tectives caught you red-handed.. Now you're trying the same thing all over again... I'm starting to think you're in need of some attention.. This could even be a weird case of Münchhausen-by-proxy, if so,, we could give you the help you need..
>>610383003
It happened at 7:30, it's 10:30 and this bitch is still grabbing her head and spreading her legs for Slylock. Plus that tea aint that hot yo.
>>610380291
He knows his broke-dick sidekick mouse did it, because there's no way he could otherwise support himself on what Slylock pays him. Mystery solved.
>>610381110
In the clock, she replaced the battery with diamonds, which is why the time on it is wrong. There's a battery next to the flower pot, from the clock.
>>610383003
slylock you homo, she's clearly inviting you in for some hot coffee. how many hints does she have to drop before you fuck that bitch?
>>610383003
hot coffee
>>610375390
scissors, or a knife. Cut the cages down and they'll crash on impact.
> when confronted with this evidence, the cages confessed to the crime.
>>610383667
Hand in front of the projection. Like a finger gun or something
>>610383387
because it's written by a dude
>>610383667
He shouted "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!"
>>610383667
showed him nudes of Cassandra
>>610383667
He aroused the detective by putting his dick in the projection.
>>610383667
waved his dick in front of the projector
>>610383667
He spliced pornography into the family movie. When Slylock noticed his erection growing at the sight of the heroic 11 year old protagonist, he knew it was time to act. Only one well versed in Project Mayhem could deal with a capitalist fuck like that criminal.
>>610383141
Goddamnit dude
>>610383667
He could have slammed the door in the back and created noise.
>>610383667
What is this? A picture for ants?!
>>610369155
The green asshole
>>610383667
Is it me or is Max Mouse practicly sniffing Slylock's butthole...
Probably a filthy fucking nigger.
>>610383667
Turned off the sound
>>610383667
No,no!
Not slammed the door, shadow puppet over the movie. It's a projector. He did it in front of the projector so the audience would see it and he didn't stop the movie.
>>610383003
He knows she's lying because his peeping tom-ass was watching her through the window and slapping his pud around all morning. Jizz in ya' muthafuckin' rose garden, bitch.
>>610383667
slylock appears to be returning the wallet, which he probably held in front of the light.
>>610384141
You pretty much know they're gay lovers, come on dude. It's why he hasn't fucked cassandra yet. The dude is queer.
>>610384191
It's in the lighting implement.
The real bulb is by the trashcan, under the yellow mouse.
>>610384191
He replaced the lamp from the nightlight. The bulb is next to the trash.
>>610384191
Lightbulb by trash can. Replaced lamp light with pearl
>>610374419
>>610384191
CHECK THE NEST!
>>610384191
check the streetlight
>>610384191
Bird's all, "wtf not my eggs"
>>610384191
That is by far the most racist thing i've ever seen someone call a tinted man...
>>610384191
Lightbulb is taken out of the light post but there's still something I side.
I used to love reading these when I was a kid.
>>610384191
1. He's a nigger. He dindu nuffin
2.That yellow mouse already fucking found it, it's next to the egg.
>>610384191
In the lamppost, there's a lightbulb in front of the trash can
>>610384191
the lightbulb, lamp, and the fact he's dressed as a pimp, yet no hoes surround him
Well Luke, we can study the scene for evidence, and doing so comes up with a very simple answer... It was the tree branch.
It's actually a tawny frogmouth which are bird that are known to disguise as branches.
>>610369396
That nig
>>610384191
Harry Ape? A likely alias.
More like Tyrone Brown, known serial thief and member of the notorious East Side Gorillaz KRU, responsible for the drive-by shooting of Peter the Pelican.
Anyway, it's in the lamppost.
>>610384414
lawl
>>610384191
Lightbulb on the floor, pearl n the lamp post.
>>610384414
...Go on...
>>610384414
kek
[spoiler]keep going[/spoiler]
>>610375390
Magnifying glass cab melt steal beams.
>>610384191
I CAN SEE THE PEARL IN THE BACKGROUND
>>610384191
It's in the lantern. The lamp is near the trashcan and he put the pearl inside instead.
cassandra cat best crook
>>610384414
fucking amazing. R34 of Cassandra now.
>>610384414
This is what we're all here for.
>>610384414
Holy fuck this is perfect.
Please continue.
the coon did it bottom of car door u find a shoe lace, coon's shoe...
>>610384414
>>610369155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tZKEpQvZrk
>>610384623
>>610384624
>>610384706
>>610384712
>>610384732
even the slightest hint of sex will make you forget everything tou were doing.. WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT TASK AWAITING MEN!! FOCUS, ONLY THAT WILL HELP US GET THE BAD GUYS..
>>610385006
Why wouldn't they change his name to Slycock fox?
>>610385034
Iced cream is 5 dollars and she has one.
>>610385034
Please. Too easy.
>>610384191
>gorilla theft
>sports section
>that dark cat sagging in the background under the lamp
kek
>>610385034
She bought an ice cream.
Also, we'll need a new thread soon.
>>610383556
It would just be regular Münchausen, not by proxy, if there isn't another person involved that's under her care.
>>610385034
she split with that fucking cone. God damn, all Slylock ever does is solve crimes that a fucking 12 year old would commit, but it's always fucking Cassandra trying to get his dick.
>>610385034
Five dollars for a fucking ice cream cone???! Where does this shit take place, Hong Kong?
>>610385259
I stand corrected, you're right.
>>610385034
Because this bitch has been stealing shit all fucking day. Seriously she went over to the shack, sucked off the attendant and got herself an ice cream cone and 5 dollars from the till.
Rachel Rabbit, the lying slut, went and bought herself 2 cones which are hidden in her purses, then tried to blame Cassandra because Cassandra is known trailer trash. Also hotter.
>>610383003
Because anyone who was unconscious for that long wouldn't wake up. They'd be dead.
From brain damage.
>>610385281
It's the greatest story ever told!
The fact this thread is about to die makes me slightly sad. I've enjoyed this shit way too much.
>>610383003
Rule 34
>>610369155
The answer (whole pics) ARE NIGGERS!!!
>>610385560
I archived the thread here:
https://4archive.org
Enjoy /b/ros.