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>christian
>normal
choose 1
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Haven't seen this bait in a long, long time.
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>>610301646
>normal
>/b/
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>>610301770
2 edgy
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since when is having different religions weird?
>inb4 /b/
>inb4 op is a fag
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>>610301646

i think you mean you are

Racist because you are white
Sexist because you are a man
homopobhic because you are hetro
hateful because you are a christian
and a massive fucking bigot because you are PROUD to be all that.
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reporting
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>>610302022
I'll bite.

All religions are fairy tales.
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>>610302250
Yeah

and that's normal. :3
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>>610301770
This
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OP is a fag.

People reposting that shit must think that at least most of the traits mentioned should be considered "normal".. If they didn't - they wouldn't bother.
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Atheism is normal, it's just the fedora wearing cunt sniffs that make the choice to not believe in a religion look bad
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>>610301646
>i don't listen to foreign music

how is this normal ?
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>>610302318
apart from Christianity, that has to be true
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>>610301646
but your on 4 chan /b/?
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Faggot get the fuck off of /b/ if your gonna be like this.
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>>610301646
>believes a Arabic zombie grant enternal life
>normal
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>>610301646
Definitely a lot of those. No where near normal.
Hence why I'm on /b/.
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>>610302476
Cunt sniffs?
I would hardly refer to sniffing the bicycle seats outside the local elementary school as "cunt sniffing".
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>>610302250
>>/tumblr/
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Sounds like you're a gay black Asian freak who really likes ataku
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>>610301646
I believe just being on this site classifies you as a freak and weirdo definitely, a nerd probably, and likely an otaku as well.

Also I doubt you pretend to be an awkward loner. You are one. Otherwise, what in the fuck are you doing here?
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>>610301646
Christ, stfu you faggot. Normal's bad enough because you're just trying to be like the majority. What a fun life dipshit
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>>610301646
I'm Christian, but do not go to church and idk if God exists. But I'm one proud motherfucker
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/b/ is mainstream, fags. Quit acting edgy. /b/ and 4chan have been on the news, mentioned in a movie, on oprah and shit.
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>>610302585
Faggot
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>>610301646
Faggot, nigger
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>>610301646
>Don't study 'liberal arts'

You don't know what that means, do you?
You probably think it's something political, don't you?
You're not very smart, are you?
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>>610301770
Because being what 90% of the country is is weird
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>>610301646
All that but my choice of music is hardcore
fuck metal k
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>>610302780
Cunt sniff is an Australian phrase for someone who's a complete fuckwit
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>>610301646
>The liberal arts (Latin: artes liberales) are those subjects or skills that in classical antiquity were considered essential for a free person (Latin: liberal, "worthy of a free person")[1] to know in order to take an active part in civic life, something that (for Ancient Greece) included participating in public debate, defending oneself in court, serving on juries, and most importantly, military service. Grammar, logic, and rhetoric were the core liberal arts, while arithmetic, geometry, the theory of music, and astronomy also played a (somewhat lesser) part in education.[2]

Sounds pretty interesting to me tbh.
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>>610301646

I'm all that minus christian. And I'm near Rome, christianity HQ, mind.
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>>610301646
Fellow normal here.
It was liberating to realize that depression was mostly a pose meant to look edgy.
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Anybody else having a fuckton of problems with captchas?
It'll have a word one, easy, 6 letters, and then it gives me another one. And another one. And another one. Then it switches to picking out cakes, or pasta. Then another word one. Then picking out steak or cake. Then a word one. Then a word one.

None of them are hard, but it refuses to accept I entered it correctly. 4chan shouldn't be giving you fucking 9 captchas in a row.
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>>610303240
Wanting to be like 90% of Americans is not a good thing.
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>>610301646
This bait isn't even worth my time
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>>610302250
How the 3rd world se- Everyone not white and wealthy sees us.

White = superior
Sexist because white men are superior
Hetro because fucking other men stinks
Hateful because Christianity is god tier fairy tale
Pointed out a bigot because we're proud to be the BEST.

Cry harder
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>>610301646
this doesn't mean I can't still like midget scat porn, right?
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>>610303074
fuk u ur the faggot whos gunna burn in hell u lil bitch. go play with sum lesbian muslims
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i get off to dead little girls and gladly would fuck one.
problem
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>>610302780
> sniffing the bicycle seats outside the local elementary school

Best thing i read today
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>>610303510
No one said anything of the sort, retard. What I said was that if you DO share a characteristic with the overwhelming majority, it is, by definition, normal.
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>>610303634
gr8 b8 m8 88/88
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>>610303788
who wants to be normal though, id much prefer to be the 10%
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>>610303873
Normal people want to be normal you freak. Just because you are "unique" does not make you interesting. You're a self-obsessed piece of shit.
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>>610303022
your a moron. read a book that isnt the bible
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FUCK JESUS AND HIS BAND OF MERRY MEN
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>>610303873
You want to be special. I too was an adolescent once.
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>>610301646
I'm a white dude. I love the hate for white males. It makes me seem like some kind of mastermind and builds my confidence. So thanks everyone, not white or male
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>>610304036
>your a moron
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>>610304036
>your a moron
check and mate
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>>610302250
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>>610304171
This.

I tell my son, "No one will ever treat you as a member of a victim group, because no one will ever think of you being white, male and straight as a disability."
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>>610301770
came here to post this, happy it's the first response
(even if OP is samefagging)

>being a xtian is not normal
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Little girl that eats frogs here. Just shitting up your thread.
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>>610301646
being religious is not normal lol
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>>610301646
>>610301646
im atheist but yes i concur. I dont define myself by it so i consider it normal
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>>610301646
You forgot about faggot op
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>christian is normal

What backwater shit hole country are you from?
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>>610301646
and yet you're on /b/

Seems legit
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FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT OF MY BOARD
Oh wait this isn't /s4s/
carry on
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Hello gents,

Glad to see some normal people out here
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>>610301646
Im pretty much with you but Im an atheist, not that it really matters, 90 percent of Christians are functionally atheists anyway.
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>>610304226
>>610304217
the fucks so funny. your both morons
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>>610301646
Nice one, me too isn't it nice women enjoy talking to us having friends and family
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>>610302250
no one gives a shit
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>>610304490
Why don't you take a guess?
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>>610304153
i touched an adolescent once
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>>610303996
well your an uppity cunt with a sense of wankerness about themselves. fuck u ur in the 90% u cuck bitch
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>>610304420
Except is is normal.
>>610304438
>not normal
>what 90% of people do
choose one
>>610304490
One where Christianity is normal. Not your shitty muslim country.
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>>610304631
Same.
So normal and smart.
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>>610304490
one of da 1s wiv da brawn peeple
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>>610301646
Claims to be normal, admits to being in a cult. -_-

There is no normal on /b/

I'm closest.
30 White Married Educated
None aligned, no cult leanings.
Moderate Independent.
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>>610304359
Exactly, my (white) nigga.
It seems like everyone uses white, straight males as an example for comparing themselves.
We set the standard and I think it was totally by accident or good fortune.
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>>610304171
are you adolf in disguise
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>>610304959
I'm stumbling on these realizations purely here, chatting with you fags haha
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>>610301646
ITT: OP is proud to be banal and uninspired.
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>>610301646
>white
How does race correlate with normality?

>christian
I don't even have to explain this one.

>I don't listen foreign music
So the only 'normal' music in the world originates from your country? Right...
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>>610304868
you sound fucking weird
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>>610303240
Yea but the entire world laughs at the US for being full of retarded Christians
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>>610305124
i personally love foreign music its so much better than ones with english in it, it makes it seem so much more beautiful and poetic even though i dont know what it means. im also white and buddhist as it helps clens my soul of bad thoughts and mischeif. when do you think people will just forget boundrys and skin colour and just come together to sort everything out? i think quite along time seeing the way things are going. its going to be a long road to recovery.
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You stupid shitheads! Normal average human is asian right handed male about 24 years old have mobile phone speaks chinese!
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>>610305095
well go join the nazis then u racist cunt
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>>610305136
Like I said, this is /b/ there is no normal. I'm just the closest.
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>>610303996
being mundane doesn't make you normal.

top kek

normal is subjective to each person, what is normal to me is strange to you. you're a freak in my eyes. why aren't you distinguished like a weirdo?
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>>610305373
who u calling a shithead u chink
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>>610301646
I'm not a Christian, but i'll give you everything else. Fuck yeah. Love having a proper, masculine job, earning an eye-wateringly sweet income and having well-informed, experience-based politics instead of regurgitating what my favourite celebrities tell me.
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>>610305434
you mean your in the closet
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>>610305424
Lol get mad, your anger and exaggerations make me feel more correct, crybaby
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>>610301770
This
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>>610303240
70%.
Many americans identify with christianity but are not christians. They don't actually believe. They would say "spiritual"
20% athiest
10% other religions

And the youth are even more atheist so it will change.
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>>610305544
do u ever dress up like a lady?
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>>610301646

I will just get my coat.
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I`m a few things on this list but I understand how better off society would be if everyone was everything on this list.

I manage to not let my depression, atheism, and weirdness act as a toxin toward society but that`s not how it normally plays out, must be my Christian upbringing.

If you can`t be depressed without fishing for sympathy and you can`t be an Atheist without dismantling peoples personal beliefs you should just exclusively use the internet for porn and not clutter it with more edgelord emo faggotry.

>pic related
>there are better people than you to dictate
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>>610305584
ur the 1 whos full of hate u nazi scumbag. why not try talk to some black people u might find out u like them
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>>610305718
All the time. But it's only gay if you cum.
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>>610301646
>christian
>normal
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>>610305545
>Your

What about my in closet? It's nice and spacious, but I hardly use it. Wife uses it as storage.
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>>610305335
Spanish music for festivals, Scandinavian music for metal fans, Brazilian music for parties, French music for romance.. Good music is global and Buddhism has always appealed to me but I've never adopted it as my faith like you have, but I feel that the world will eventually sort itself out in a couple of hundred years, technological advancement will excel, monotheistic religions will slowly fade into myth and legend as have the polytheistic ones, and hopefully the world will be free of ignorance. Hopefully.
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>>610305498
No you murican fukin stupid fuck head do you even know other countries and religions you stupid cocksucker. I hope your dad rapes you in your small peehole
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>>610301646
>normal
>something good
choose one
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>>610301646
>pretending to be awkward
>pretending to be a loner
What is this bullshit? People don't pretend to be awkward and alone do they? I'm not awkward but I'm a loner and I think its pretty fucking bad
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>>610305826
Nigger lover detected
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>>610305826
Never said I hate another race. But an angry person hears what they want to hear :^)
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>>610301646
>christian
>normal

>successful
>normal

>not coloured
>normal

>spelling colored with a u
>normal
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This thread:
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>>610301646
Being atheist is the default stance you fucking retard
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>>610304643
if you are not trolling i just feel bad for you
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>>610301646
>normal
>atheist
because in other countries being an atheist isn't normal
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>>610305959
good one
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Fixed
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>>610304643
you're trolling right?
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>>610305981
pahahahaha u gay boy
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>>610306574
Lol yes. I am conforming by having white skin. Don't be a such a baby
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>>610305995
fuk u u squinty eyed yellow cunt. build me a train track now before i kill ur family
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>>610302712
>jewish
>Eternal
No need to thank me newfriend
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>>610306132
na just friends u nazi
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>>610306663
First prize in the lottery of life.
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>>610306139
ur full of hate
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>>610306475
just fucking explain it
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>>610301646
Check your fucking privilege OP.
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>>610306776
>born white
>get acne
>it doesn't go away
>want to die
this sums me up
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>>610306919
Faggot detected
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>>610306212
>christian
not normal, globally

>white
not normal, globally

>successful
not achieved by being "normal" and ordinary

but whatever gives you self-esteem, i guess
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>>610301646
What is chaos for the fly is normal to the faggot
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>>610301770
christianity is by far the most common religion in the world, and easily surpasses any anti-religion. id say its pretty normal to be christian.
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>>610306998
Nigger who can't identify trolls detected.
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>>610306776
Because being born white opens every door for you right?

The tumblr sure is out in numbers today.
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>>610307287
Racist. Reported to all relevant authorities.
Expect arrests.
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>>610303279

I'll have to remember that one anon, I rather like that phrase
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>>610306787
It's the old saying. "When you assume, you make an ASS of U and ME." You're clearly full of hate and projecting it
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>>610307360
Missed the point. Yes, being a straight, white male is a handicap in the west today, but at the end of the day... we get to go home and bask in the fact that we are the apex of humanity.
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>>610307360
You said that, not me :^)
Where ever did you get such an idea :^)
You shot yourself in the foot with this argument
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>>610307628
/thread
captcha: Nodad
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claims not to be freak, claims to be normal.

Pick one
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What's up OP.
I'm normal as well, feelsgoodman.
Stretching this white male average privilege all up in this bitch.
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>>610307798
Kid's getting mad
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>>610306574
Yeah. Tumblrfags arent conformists at all. And being a hardcore religionfag is something everyone does.

>>degenerate
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>>610301996
Christian detected.
Most atheists aren't those rebellious kids who don't want to go to church, but people who simply do not believe in your Jewish mythology, (or other mythology)
Your perception of reality says that your religious beliefs are obviously true, so people who reject them must be stupid, in denial, or edgelord teens.

>inb4 b8
>inb4 4 word troll response
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>>610307719
Can't get your point across without using emoticons, sonny?
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>>610308048
I wont troll you.
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>>610307777

Quads confirms truth
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>>610305124

Possible candidates for anon's race:

- Nigger
- Sand nigger
- Ching ching
- western European (Poland, Russia etc)

Pick one and call him a faggot for it
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>>610303133
>please go on about how useful your degree in liberal arts is
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>>610301646
>2015
>Being normal
Faggot
>Also being Christian
Fuck you faggot
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>>610306939
>gets acne
>want to die

some of us have real problems
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>>610306776
I really don't understand the white guilt tumblr fags, at least the white ones.
Isn't being privileged a good thing? Shouldn't we utilize every advantage we have to it's fullest?
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>>610308582
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>>610302250
This, but that's okay.
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>>610308634
Lol this
I have trouble hearing (for example) fat people complain when there's people that starve and die daily
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>>610307777
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>>610306787

Confirmed for rage and insecurity, do you perchance have a dick the size of a bookies biro?
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>>610307263
>most common religion in the world

more like most geographically concentrated
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>>610307263
Say this to the literal billions of chinese who aren't christian, and the hundreds of millions of other people who don't give a rat's ass about your crappy religion
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Normal is white... thats racist as fuck
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Normal for b anyways
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>>610309795
Why do black people have white palms?

Because there's some good in everyone.
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>>610309795
OP did not say that you *have* to be white to be normal, work on your english comprehension
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>>610307263
>appeal to social proof
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>>610303133
Ill have a large coke please.
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This thread is triggering my autism hard.
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>>610310496
Other people's autism is triggering my need to educate poor fools on their shitty arguments and jumping to conclusions.
So I kinda know that feel
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>>610301646
> not being exactly like OP is weird
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>>610301646
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>610310802
And since OP is always a faggot....
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>>610301646
>>610301646
>>610301646
>>610301646
about time someone said this out loud here. amen
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>>610301646
YOU ARE A SHEEP NOTHING MORE OP. WE'RE THE NORMAL ONES, YOUR THE FREAKS, WEIRDOS, AND LONERS. BE PROUD OF YOUR CULT FAGGOT
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>>610301646
lol normal=not coloured. 1 in 6 people are Chinese. Not even 1 in 6 people are American.

Every professional ought to be a nerd in their field. Otherwise you're a waste of life with no competitive edge.

Weirdo is subjective. People who believe in irrational nonsense and refuse to qualify their claims objectively are weird to me.

"Foreign music" is fucking meaningless drivel. All of the music you listen to is foreign, you dumbass. Unless you believe Western music was invented in America. All of the songs you hear today are just rehashes of shit German white dudes wrote 400 years ago.

Liberal arts degrees statistically make up most of the useful professions.

Congratulations on being ignorant, trolling aside.
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