the navy and the army don't require pull ups
Tfw I can do army with ease but can't seem to do marine or navy at all.
I don't know if it's my chest, shoulders or upper back that's letting me down.
RIP in peace Rumpus
should have called this guy
The navy and the army don't require pull-ups?
What kind of fucking fantasy world are you living in? Just because they don't require it doesn't mean you're not required to be able to do them.
God damnit anon, we made it this long without them and you go and fag it up.
Got some OC for you all. Enjoy my shame.
Having a bad fucking day /b/. A literally shitty day. I'll get through the boring shit fast, just bear with me.
> Be me, 22, weeaboo fag
> Come back from gym last night, very hungry
> 2 Manwich and some lean cuisine spring rolls shits
> Eat the slop, watch Noragami, clean mouth, go to sleep
> Wake up early for car maintenance appt. At 8
> stomach is growling- melting a hole in my bed
> shower before shit, mistake was made, will shit then shower again later
> eat a bagel and some MSG laden snausage followed by a large thermos of Colombian black coffee
> mistake was made
> drive to auto shop, am told that I was placed on a wait when I shouldn't have been, general faggot
> frustration exacerbated by the storm brewing in my nethers
> "okay, whatever, when will you get around to my car"
> "it'll be done around 4, anon"
> 2 hours later the storm is reaching category 3 typhoon status
> baby babbling is testing my resolve to stay civil, only because of the chaos brewing within me
> decide now is the time to consider the public bathroom across the store
> mold infested, unsanitary cesspool can't be combatted, not even by a yard of a layer of TP
> jimmies are rustled, but they pale in comparison to the status of my sphincter
> Category 5 reached, just off the coast of disaster
> the sweats
> visible discomfort
> people look at the strange man grunting slightly to himself
> faces of disgusted concern
To be cont.
On a phone, might be slow getting the copy n paste right
>30 minutes pass
> mfw a fart that is absolutely fucking not a fart starts to work it's way through the point of no return
> it's fight or flight, adrenaline coarsing through my sweaty diseased body
> I lurch up with a very violent "OHUGH" and lunge for the waiting room door
> My subconscious whispers to me something I already knew
> "Not even God can save you now, my sweet summer child"
> am halfway through the waiting room door when the freshly brewed chaos evacuates itself from me
> the three others in the waiting room rush towards me
> mfw all three more or less have reactions of "are you alr- WHAT IN THE FUCK"
> water is the consistency, chucks of manwich and sausage mixed with bile and Columbian black
> I'm done for, my pride as a human being is shot
> I stand, tell the nearest mechanic to have them call me when it's done
> mfw when I see my car, and the shocked mechanic next to it
> 10 more minutes, and I would have been home free
> I stifle my tears, and manage to whimper with a lump in my throat "just hold my keys for a bit"
> I am currently sitting in front of a smoke shop at a strip mall wearing freshly bought boxers and sweat pants
> I will never forget the faces of the store clerk I asked for directions to the bathroom and their men's section
> I will never forget the sounds I made waddling through that store, a broken man trying not to cry
> I will never forget leaving that mess for both the people of Target and the car maintenance employees to clean up
> tfw my car is ready but I can't look the man in the eye, my tainted hands touching his, as he hands over my keys and I hand over my shit soaked cash
This happened just under an hour ago. And as funny as I tried to make it, just know what you read today are the woes of a thoroughly broken man.
My favorite fucking mechanic too
Haha fucking chairforce them niggas are pussays cept for the high standard of living and highest percentage of females enlisted and like almost no chance of getting hurt or killed in battle. Fags
Rape is funny
Well I guess you had to be there
FUCKING 9GAG FAG, GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD!!!!!
Yeah fuck the airforce. it's full of pussies.
Who joins the military to work at a desk, be a 1/2 hour commute from your home and be able to sleep with your wife in your own bed every night?
Fucking faggots, amirite?
Seriously go to college, most of you are a waste of space and usually come back to domestically abuse your wifes, live off the goverment dollar and shoot up children because of your PTSD.
>implying you're not in highschool
Statistically speaking 3/4ths of the people on this board are, so who the fuck are you preaching to? Retarded 15 year olds with no friends? Like they even understand socioeconomics and welfare, might as well try convicing /lgbt/ they're mentally
You guys really have issues.
>dem Navy booter sweats
I have worn those and had my head shaved, before being kept awake for three days straight.
Just read it all the way to the bottom, trust me
I'll never understand how /b/ finds this kind of shit funny.
> I have le shit
> Spaghetti all over the WC
> Mfw a storm is doing in my shit XD
Y'all motherfuckers need some All-Bran.
Only if you read this one to the end
do you not understand how this off by one thing works
if he got trips he wasnt off by one
>captcha relevant to this thread
This is old as hell but it got me anyways because I thought I'd be a hardass and come in to YLYL thread high as a kite. Three whole marijuanas mane.
That is literally exactly what that means. It doesn't prevent you from doing them, and the training they *do* require will probably enable you to do them, but as part of the navy and army you are never required to specifically do pull-ups.