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NZ
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Y'all got some good ass soundcloud producers basing out of there
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>>610067549
read my mind
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Auckland resident, reporting.
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Just picked up half an O.

Let's see how many grams shall we?

Place your bets.
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>>610067844
where at? i bet... 12 no bag inc
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>>610067787
News, sport or the weather?
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>>610067844
16.5
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>>610067946

No idea about news or sports, I'm a Canadian living in NZ. Tired of shitty Auckland.
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>>610067844
wait, is it bush or skunk? or any more info, or i might change my 12 haha
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>>610068254
You said you were reporting so what are you reporting, report reporter?
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>>610068254
What's Canada like anon? Been considering moving there recently, plus every Canuck I've met is a good cunt.
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>>610068474
Bush I think.

Came in a bag, will certainly not be 12 or 16grams, haha.

Haven't weighed it yet, I'm juust enjoying that I have weed before I have a little cry and being ripped.
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>>610067677
>>610067844
>>610068599
>>610068699
Checked
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>>610068599
I'm from Vancouver, it's kind of expensive but it's a beautiful city with plenty to do. Honestly, NZ feels like another part of Canada... even the money looks the same. I just don't like Auckland, its way too sprawled. I just checked out Taupo and loved it there.

>>610068553
I guess I should have said reporting in. Trollers gunna troll.
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any good weed hookups in dunedin?
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>>610068699
if bush i change it to like 18, if bush and less, enjoy it for a start, then yeah cry your heart out when it gets lows because of how ripped you got haha
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>>610069104
try joining buy/sell/exchange which allows hook ups, or dunedin also has norml group
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any weed in lower hutt
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>>610069104
not dunedin also, so cant help but that is my advice if stuck
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>>610069152
I get ripped because I don't know any good cunts.

>because I'm not a goodcunt I guess
>RIP
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>>610069363
O___________O
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Anyone know a decent venue in Auckland to host a 21st party? Need the cheapest possible.
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>>610069808
SkyCity Convention Centre.
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>>610069808
My house
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NZ sucks dick haha all you cunts can't even stand your own country so you come to Australia
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>>610069986
and my axe!
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Lol...

Either my scales are shit or I got "Half an O" which works out to 4grams, one gram less than I thought it would be.

Hahaha oh dear.
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>no image replies
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>>610070343
Hi Johnathan.
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>>610070453
friendly reminder that i know your real name and it's way gayer than any name out there
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Favourite way to get stoned?

>inb4 adultery

I'm a bong man myself (need to buy one).
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>>610070827
>friendly reminder that i know your real name and it's way gayer than any name out there
Good thing I am a gay gay then aye aye?

>qt
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who got the nz nudes
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>>610069808
Well I just did the gardening on my 21st
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>Im Yoona
dating

>Kim Yuna
dating

guess who they aren't dating
>me
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North Shore reporting in.
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>>610070231
>4 grams
I seriously hope you mean 14 anon otherwise you got ripped off hard.

>>610069073
How hot does it actually get in summers in Canada? I fucking hate NZ summers
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>>610070231
4 grams =?? for half an O? what are you talking about lol 4 grams is just over a 50 bag haha
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Auckfag reporting in
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WEST

IS

BEST
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>>610071176
ayy lmao G-G-G-Gfield here
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>>610070231
how much u pay for it? 175 200? for 4 grams? couldnt you see how ridic tiny it was lol that is 1/4 of a 1/2 of an ounce hahaha
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Is NZ a good country to immigrate? I've recently graduated on environmental engineering and there are no jobs on where I live.
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>>610071189

Well, keep in mind Canada is fucking huge but vancouver is around 22-30 degrees... but the sun isn't crazy intense like NZ
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To be specific pakurangafag reporting in
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>>610071330
no jobs here
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>>610071189
>>610071211

I knew I would but I have no other contacts. I'm thinking my scales must be off, aye.

Let me check.
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>>610071364
me too

Glenmore & Pakuranga
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>>610071317
>how much u pay for it?
let him breed me
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>>610070027
Nope, it's all flipped around now. Money's better in Nz, kiwis comings back home, Aussie's coming over to work. But who really cares anyway
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>>610071513
what
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It's funny how NZ threads are now a staple of /b/
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>>610071439
4 grams will be obviously small, so id say if there is doubt must be your scales, no way anyone could think they can get away with calling it that lol scum
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>>610070027
stay in school
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i hope you guys listen and enjoy all kinds of music in the world
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>>610070027
To be frank I fucking love this country. Stop being butthurt because our country is better than yours
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>>610070840
Yeah I prefer bongs too. Joints/blunts taste awful (and don't get me anywhere near as high as bongs), spots are for maoris and I haven't tried vaping so I have no clue what thats like.

>>610071350
That doesn't sound too bad. I'm uber keen on the winters though, for me cold>heat any day.

>>610071439
Take a picture of it with say a lighter next to it for comparison
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Fuck I am an idiot, I am a massive fucking idiot.

Holy fuck.

My scales work fine, what doesn't work fine is my fucking mind.

The scales go up in 5s, not ones as I had counting when weighing the weed I had been buying...
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>>610071869
i do, but kpop isn't music
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>>610071639
Yeah funny how it started, there was an NZ thread one day, then another the next day, and it just never stopped.
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>>610071580
let him cum in my arse
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all I listen to these days is ktrap
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>>610072101
Why do homofags call that breeding though? Is it because they can't breed and want the fantasy or what?
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>>610072037
based fucking brain dead bro
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>>610072086
Can't imagine /b/ without an NZ thread now. Gives our country some much needed exposure
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>>610072217
because someone is cuming inside you what more is there to knw??
wanna cum in and breed me /b/ro??
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Imported Asian #28452192 reporting in
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>>610072347
ill poz ur neg ass
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>>610070840
blunts. 4 a day
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>>610072430
u hav aids lol man thats gay i just fuck boys that dont have it lolol
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dunners here,

>wake up Joan
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>>610072353
THOSE THIGHS THO
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>>610072404
Nothing wrong with that. Makes for a great mixed population
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Any shroom experts in here? I'm looking to head out hunting tomorrow and was wondering if anyone had any tips.
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>>610072493
Never really had blunts but not too keen.

I love the smell/taste of weed so don't want anything to mask it.
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>>610072217
They do breed though, gay guys get pregnant and have ass babies. When they're born they're sold off as slave labour, which is legal since they aren't technically human. They mostly work unseen in the underground levels of large corporations. Almost everyone working in a call centre is a an ass baby.
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>>610072539
Are you the one with the rich parents? Tell them I have quite the collection of rare pepes
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>>610072584
Go over to shroomery.org
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>>610072037
lol so 20g for a half or bus the end or does it only go up in 5s? so between 15-20?
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tolerant/10
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>>610072584
Depends what type your looking for. Make sure you identify beyond all reasonable doubt what you have isn't poisonous though. What region you in?
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>>610072666
Cheers
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>>610072827
Canterbury. Looking for any hahah
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>>610072727
Actually, I'm not even sure anymore.

I can't even remember if it got past the first 5 or not, haha. I'll have to weigh it again later.
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>>610072666
good work on the devil trips son
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Something something resident trap reporting in

>>610072584
If it doesn't bruise blue, put it back.
Erowid has a good article on NZ psilocybe species, get a list of the species, photos and descriptions. If you're in doubt, don't eat it. If you're only 75% sure, don't eat it.
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where my underwater squad @?
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Anyone here visit arcades a lot? Know of any good ones in auckland?
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>>610073125
A mate of mine knows one that's tucked away downtown, but I'm not sure exactly where. I've never been, but he says it's good.
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>>610070840
vape
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>>610067549
lol NZ. go back to fucking sheep
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>>610072947
Shit.

>RIP
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>>610073191
Can you 'taste' it better?
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>>610073183
Ah, i think i know that one. Yifans or something. Pretty sure its off queens street
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>>610073360
No idea. How is it, out of interest?
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>>610073035
Thanks brooo
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>>610073413
Awesome. Tucked away but has a ton of retro games, japanese arcade rhythm games and some newer stuff too. Prices are great as well unlike fucking timezone
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>>610073323
definitely. certainly a comment I've had from my friends.
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>>610073360
is that one where you have to take like two escalators up to get to?
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>>610073125
There used to be a massive underground one opposite the big maccas on queen st. They moved a while ago but I have no idea where. Also, theres one in the sky city metro with a boss flight sim
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>>610073563
Yeah that one
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>>610073424
Try to avoid dying, but good luck
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>>610073571
Thats yifans. They moved from basement level up to the 4th floor. Still opposite maccas though
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>>610073571
Lol nvm, that was Yifans
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>>610073563
Is it in Skycity Metro or something?
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>>610073708
>>610073708
Nah thats a different one
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>>610073708
Nah, some asian strip mall i think
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>>610067549
Stop making threads, you dumb sheepfucker.
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>>610073763
Oh, I know the one then, there's a Japanese place that sells $5 curries in the same place I think
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call me baby~
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Japanese curry is the best
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Anyone been to spookers? Wondering how /b/ likes it
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>>610073866
Think its that yeah. I live out howick way mind you so i had to bus quite a way to get to it. Worth it though and the machines didn't cost me an arm and a leg (plus it has the only beatmania IIDX machine in nz and the only EZ2DJ machine in oceana. Yeah screw you australia. This is ours)
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>>610073866
those curries are the best on a wet day
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>>610070840
bongs or buckies are the way to go if you want to get really baked. But i'm a seasoned stoner so i smoke spliffs.
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>>610074051
spooky~
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>>610069244
what is buy/sell/exchange?
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>>610074051
lol /b/ goes to spookers, we should do that
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I fucking love NZ. If I could I would move there in A heartbeat, awesome people, awesome fishing, and the weed is pretty bomb too
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>>610074114
>dat bellybutton
I came
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>>610074181
>>610074181
I'd be keen lol
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>>610072404
could be worse, you could be Indian #133458753
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>>610074188
Why do you need any of that when you have those mad dubs though
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>>610074181

I wanted to go there but it would be FEAR 2 style.
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>>610073247
>go back to fucking sleep
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>>610073831
Someone's mad the Aussie threads 404 :^)
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>>610074104
>i smoke spliffs.
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>>610074051
its crap. unless you're scared easily it wont be exciting.
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>>610073247
Lol stop being butthurt because our country is better than your shithole
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sail sail sail

gotta gotta go go

gotta find the El Dorado
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>>610074271
It's a sign I'm going back. Also check em' dubs again
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>>610074450
yea seasoned stoners smoke spliff. spud
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>>610074450
you'll come to realise the best way to smoke weed when you get older my son.
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Just moved to welly and i have $600, A bag of clothes and 2 laptops and no where to live. Any advice welly /b/ros? Gona b bumming it on the streets till i can find a flat
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>>610074579
>2 laptops
>on the streets
Yea that'll last
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>>610074450
I immediately wanna cig after I blaze. It's called killing two stones with one bird
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any one here from inglewood
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>>610074879
its called killing your lungs twice as fast.
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>>610074879
>>610074572
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>>610074798
Been here for 2 nights and ive been fine so far. Even stayed at the shelter lastnight and no one touched my shit
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>>610074993
inglewood always up to no good.
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>>610074995
twice as fast how. bud doesn't harm your lungs.
and smoking cigs over time builds up a tar layer. over time it gets heavier and maybe a tumor but toughen up you pussy
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>>610075049
are you cold?
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So are you
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>>610075082
weed absolutely harms your lungs genius
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>>610067671
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>>610075049
Fuck anon..
Ferry down to my place you can live in the shed
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>>610075145
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>>610075082
>Inhaling plant matter
>Doesn't damage lungs

Yeah right
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>>610075082
i stopped smoking little over a year ago. you're an idiot if you think weed doesn't harm your lungs.
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>>610074995
And? I'm already a regular smoker so it's a moot point
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>>610075230
pls be in m y b e d
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>>610075167
>>610075232
i vape aswell my lungs are healthy since i quit chems. those are the worst.
>>610075259
i dont feel any different form weed. your body must have had an addictive personality and had withdrawals thats why you felt different
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>>610075268
how can one anon be this retarded
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>>610075310
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>>610075399
ho damn
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>>610075145
Ive been rocking my bush swandri and its kept me pretty warm so far. Im indulging myself tonight by staying at a backpackers
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>>610075310
k bb
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>>610075268
you know that smoking less means you live longer right? your lifespan is DIRECTLY related to HOW MUCH you smoke. You understand this right?
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>tfw all your friends smoke
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>>610070840
agreed, I much prefer a bong.
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>>610074579
Try the YMCA Hostel or whatever it is called. $25 a night, I think?
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>>610075211
Im looking for a flat thats walking distance to the city. Im getting $220 a week from ole uncle john atm so im looking for flats that r $150pw
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>>610075520
my grandma is nearly 90 and still smokes a pack a day
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>>610075520
Im starting to think this thread is full of retarded stoners and 1 or 2 smokers that are trying to educate them.
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>>610075630
my sheds about $0.00 a night
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>>610075588
nice dubs
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>>610075632
That's called having the gene. Whereby you can smoke and live a perfectly normal life. Some people don't have the gene, they can smoke for 3 months then boom. lung cancer.
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technically double dubs too
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>>610075686
one-piece swimsuits are so fucking hot
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>>610075804
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>>610075776
who is this asian beauty pls anon
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>>610075893
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>>610075893
Generic Asian #4067857450470
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>>610075679
If i dont find a place by sunday then i will take up ur offer :)
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John Key is the best PM yet
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>>610075993
Only one rat I spotted, I've been trapping the fucker for a week but maybe i'll leave you with a pointed stick and you can deal with it.
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>>610075804
ikr, I don't know why they went out of style
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my horoscope is a Gemini
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What's everyones overall experience with spark NZ been? I've found them fucking terrible myself. Slow and just shit
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>>610076100
anon cool it off with those dubs
>>610076101
the fact that they charge you to pay a bill over the counter pisses me off
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>>610075520
Playing it fast and loose with the word directly, there aren't we cowboy?

>>610075641
BUT WEED CURES CANCER MAAAAAN
See, I smoke pot as well. I just have no fucking delusions that it's healthy for me. I plain and simple just give no fucks

>>610075754
[citation needed]
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>>610076101
been getting connection errors since i mentioned El Dorado
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>>610076101
On fibre
25 down
9 up
$120 month
~~~~~

Service: 8/10
Little downtime, odd network stuttering here and there but pretty infrequent.
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Annoying shit happens when the phone rings or someone makes outgoing calls the net cuts out until you hang up, annoying asfuck but they said they can fix it so, ill get around to it.
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>>610075893
anon plz.
can you not reverse image search?
http://blog.livedoor.jp/harunyan_kuro/archives/2012-09.html
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>>610075617
I like the ritual of it, the massive cloud of smoke and the sound it makes as it bubbles.

>that sound, man.
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>tfw in love with a living, breathing, walking goddess
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>>610075588
>implying you have friends
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>>610076101
You know spark/telecom/chorus own all of nz's telecommunication services? All of the phone lines are chorus/spark.
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>>610075632
She would be 100 right now if she weren't a smoker.
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>>610075632
Smokes a pack of cocks a day am I right, boys?
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>>610076673
are you fucking retarded
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>>610076673
>it all makes sense now
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>>610076618
I mean even if your isp is vodafone your connection is still monitored/throttled/controlled by chorus. Telecom rents its phone lines to every other nz phone company.
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Anyone selling in dunedin?
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>>610076725
No, you are. Smoking decreases your lifespan by 1/9. 1/9 of 90 = 10. 10 + 90 = 100. Learn math, faggot.
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>>610076673
It's a real shame. That's actually why Einstein never invented time travel. Too much puffing on his cigar.
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orca ninjas go rambo
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>>610077017
She isn't dead yet you genius, a cig doesn't make her leap through time
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>Late to the thread

God damn I hate being late. I miss anything?
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>>610077017
She's still alive dumbass
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>>610077172
/nzg/s first down syndrome poster>>610077017
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>>610077080
u wot m8
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>>610077172
someone posting chinks
and an anon is homeless
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>>610077080
Here's an even better one.
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WE THE KILLER WHALES
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>>610070058
and muh deek up ur gay reddit ass faggot get outta here
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>>610077268
Sounds exciting.
>>
>>610077140
>>610077187
>>610077236
What are you talking about? How does being alive make any difference?
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>>610077059
>Too much puffing on his cigar.
Same could be said for Freud.
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>>610071364
damn dude lets do something this weekened, pakfag here too
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>>610077502
Either trolling or legitimately not all there
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>>610077563
keen bo wan sum fuk
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>>610077585
He just fucking told you she's not all there.

90
She smokes
Could be 100
If she didn't smoke

100-90=10

She's missing 10 years thus not all there.

You make me ashamed to be an Aussie.
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What does NZ think of south africans?
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gotta gotta go go get get

the El Dorado
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How easy is it to pick up japs/asians?
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>>610077771
you're all good when we beat you in cricket and rugby if not, you're a bunch of cunts.
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>>610074249
Me too, hope some of us are normies though, or it'll be an unfun spergfest.
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>>610077860
>normies on my board
REEEEEEEEE
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>>610077860
I'm a normie who just likes seclusion. T-that counts right?
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>>610077804
be rich and good looking

asian girls are fucking ugly tho
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>>610077781
>610077777
>>
>>610077771
similar to redneck and
american southerners
>>
>>610077771
Some of them are cool, others are massive dicks (and the accent only makes it worse)
>>
>>610077858
>>610077777
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>>610077771
I dated a South African girl for a while, she had the cutest accent.
>>
>>610077804
It's really easy if you speak the language.
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>>610077629
fuks there to do in this shithole besides drinking or driving around liek downies
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>>610078083
i got 888888 yesterday, so it's all good
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>>610078174
their accent is the worst
sound like retards with speech
impediment
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>>610078274
wheres the screenshot?
>>
>>610077804
Yeah most of them are pretty skinny so it shouldn't be too much strain assuming so you have some body strength.
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Tryna build that shit on besiege but I'm 2shid
>>
>>610077858
fair enough
>>610078092
thats a bit mean but i see the similarities
>>610078114
I cringe at the strong accents too... they just sound stupid no matter what they are saying
>>610078174
we have hot chicks
>>610078359
there is a small population that speaks english as a first language and not with the afrikaans accent that is stereotypical
>>
>>610078496
Been hittin the 2kg rice bags lately, I think I'm good.
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>>610078211
getin ur arse pounded bo im keen u fgt keen
>>
>>610078274
I saw an Israeli get six sixes on /int/. Thread went nuts.
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>>610078472
:3
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>>610078579
Lifting 2kg rice bags?

Do you have a fucking death wish or something? You should only ever lift half that, at least, holy fuck.
>>
>>610078624
based you qt
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>>610078598
>>
>>
>>610078548
Im just visiting and realised there are a lot of south africans here, hear the accent all over the place, and wondered if there was resentment towards the influx... it fucking sucks having your country fall to pieces around you...
>>
>>610078548
my online south african friend has a british accent, and hes never left SA, hes cool af too. We just seem to get all the shitfags migrating to nz.
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>>610078737
>>
Anyone got any NZ girls nude
>>
>>610078598
>tfw i was there too
welcome brother
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don't kill my vibe
>>
Let's survey the people in here then. What college did you all go to?
>>
>>610079091
girls don't get naked in NZ
>>
>>610079091
nelson
>>
>>610079159
Rangi
>>
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let's talk about love
>>
>>610079091
>>610079173
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let's talk about you~
>>
>>610078594
im keen u big queer, better be gentle doe, ive already got hemorrhoids u fukn bitch
>>
>>610079173
Of course they don't, it's absolutely haram.
>>
>>610079159
Liston
>>
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>>610079234
>>
>>610079101
Thank you. Do you happen to have a screenshot? Mine appears to be missing.
>>
>>610079234
more?
especially stupid lookin ones
>>
>>610079159
Birkenhead
>>
>>610079478
lol
>>
How much does everyone here drink?
>>
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>>610079439
lol
I got a real ugly, all these ugg bitches from polytech
>>
>>610079159
why dont you start by saying which college you attended/ing, you fucking faggot
>>
>>610079583
All right jesus. Attended pakuranga college
>>
>>610079569
Very rarely. I like to delude myself into thinking that it's why I meet no girls
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>>610079569
until you're absolutely fucked up
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>>610079569
if i had money, i'd drink all my money away.
>>
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>>610079569
2 litres per day.
>>
>>610079569
Fuck all
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drunk posting is just etiquette here
>>
>>610079706
I have the money and time to be a drunkard, but no motive. aint touched liquor in 2.5 years and I'm 20.
>>
>>610079159
What if you went to an ordinary high school?
>>
>>610079892
Stop wasting it then, send me the money i'll put it to good use.
>>
>>610079957
Doesn't have to be fancy
>>
>>610076050
>that nose

The nose knows
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>>610079957
what if you didn't finish said highschool.
>regretted it
and took went back for level 1 from home study
>and got paid to do it
shot socialist NZ.
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>>610079159
Taieri, motherfucker.
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>>610077172
Yeah. The right flag faggot.
>>
>>610079683
Botany, inb4 soft kunt
>>
>>610079699
>>610079788
nice dubs
>>
NCEA or Camberage?
>>
>>610079569
Two litres of whisky a week. Usually in four separate binges of half a litre.
>>
>>610080154
Better than otara
>>
>>610080016
No, but I mean a high school that doesn't include Year 7/8 which aren't called colleges.
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>>610080173
>Not
>Certified to
>Educate
>Anyone
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>>610080245
Look this is 4chan. We don't give a shit bout specifics. If you went to school there for years 9 to 13 it counts
>>
>>610077771
they don't put bars on the windows to keep out the Rhino's. You know what im saying.
>>
>>610080268
Ain't that the truth
>>
bump limit incoming
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>>610080148
Im confused by what you mean
>>
>>610080371
What if you left before year 13?
>>
>>610079581
more uglies then
>>
Some anon make a new thread, don't think we're dead yet,
>>
>>610080479
That bird will never cease to make me laugh
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>>610080536
Still counts
>>
>>610080423
Poor rhinos... but yes I know what you mean...
>>
>>610080602
What if you left before year 12?
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i keep it 3xx
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>>610080553
At least we're doing better that the aussie thread (pffffttt)
>>
>>610080536
oh jesus christ the question was asked like 10 minutes ago nobody cares anymore
>>
>>610080654
Also still counts
>>
>>610080666
trips confirm
>>
>>610080713
What if you skipped year 9?
>>
Oh wow them devil trips
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>no one makes a new thread... again
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>>610080657
>that boob swell over the side of her dress
captcha: Anall
>>
>>610080775
wat if u gobble my nuts while i stab ur hairy ass armpit u gay kunt
>>
>>610074993
hahah fucking inbreed, new plymouth here
>>
>>610080891
What if you left before year 11?
>>
>>610080951
>>
>>610080974
new bread
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>>610079369
I hardly screenshot anything, I'm boring like that, just save shit in my head.
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>>610080821
You were saying? New thread is up
>>
Anyone got any Lesley Schuster nude pics or teilay walker
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