For the next 15 minutes, ask a PSYCHOLOGIST a question. My reply

>>610026922
How do i quick scope?

>>610027258
Stop sniping.

i think i may be going crazy, im starting to believe in ghosts and shit like that, normal or nahhh?

Who is phone?

>>610026922
Nigger?

>>610027658
Perfectly normal.

>>610027782
Communication device.

why don't you go something useful with your time? fucking pleb

>>610027800
White male.

Depression, what gives?

>>610026922
What are the benefits of using humanism over behaviorism, if there are any

>>610027962
Between patients.

I want to have sex with a baby snake

do u like my vid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLZFT_uBJl4

should i kill myself

I want to have sex with a baby

>>610028104
Seek help.

I want to have sex

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>>610026922
What's wrong?

does steel beams melt jet fuel?

>>610026922
are you a homo

>>610026922
Should I drop out now or at the end of the semester, or year?

>>610028123
No difference.

>>610026922
I have trichotillomania, why?

I find myself not thinking before I speak, and thus I feel like I'm not taking advantage of my full vocabulary, and sounding stupid. How do I change this?

>>610026922
I'm starting a church in the midwest to con stupid people, what are words to put in the name of the denomination that will inspire faith in people but aren't overused?

>>610026922
How do I triforce?

>>610028184
Sick bastard.

>>610026922
What's your favorite theoretical framework to use with patients?

How,do,you tell if,you have ADD

>>610028643
Newfag

>>610028205
Didn't watch.

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>>610028301
I'm on meds. They don't seem to work. Good or bad? Pic related

>>610026922
I was recently diagnosed a paranoid schizophrenic any advice?

>>610028485
Idiot.

>>610026922
9/11?

How do I stop dreaming about my ex-girlfriend?

>>610028229
Seek help.

>>610028879
Don't sleep

Define what is psychology.

>>610028643
Triangle bitch

>>610026922
Steel beams > jet fuel?

>>610028251
DO NOT.

>>610028466
Im no OP but the sooner you drop out the bigger the percentage of your tuition that you get back.

Really lost control of my drinking. Repeated loss of evenings. Half bottle of vodka a day plus other drinks. Drink has ruined life. Still can't stop. Help me. Think an hero might be on cards.

>>610028855
Inside job

>>610028302
Perfectly normal.

>>610028354
Not possible.

>>610026922
I love 4chan doc. What's wrong wit me

The cure for my social stupidity

>>610029089
Alcoholics Anonymous

>>610028485
Bullshit
>>610028123
Humanism gets you more in touch with yourself as a person and helps you improve what's actually creating your problems, whereas behaviorism seeks to simply *correct* the behavior. Behaviorism typically only works for mildly debilitations like phobias and does not work for depressed patients, which is the main reason people seek help in the first place.

>>610026922
Is it normal to think about murdering someone on a daily basis?

>>610028388
Am not.

>>610026922
What are your thoughts on nonviolent BPD's? Possible? Im a guy btw

>>610029089
Do it.

I'm OCD about car doors being closed, sinks being turned off, stove being turned off, etc. what do?

>>610028466
LIVE NOW.

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Someone archive this shit I'm dying

>>610028984
The study of mental and behavioral processes

Just realized I'm not as important to this world as I would like to be. More people will care if a professional sports player dies than when a useful engineer or scientist dies. What's wrong with the world?

>>610029345
Thank you based anon

Why do I need attention of others ?

>>610029077
i am actually paying less than a dollar per year so money is not the problem
also if i drop out I would start learning other things more practical.
>>610029568
leave? or live?

Psychologist are not really qualified to deal with people. What kind of degree do you have?

>>610028524
Mental stress.

>>610029658

Define mind

>>610026922
The cure for my social stupidity

>>610029751
No comment.

>>610028592
Practice speech.

I am an asexual fetishist into degradation.

Should I fuck a fatty?

>>610029706
no probs

>>610029708
Absent parents

>>610028620
Spiritual prosperity.

No eating, sleeping too much, loss faith in life.

>>610029829
The sum of psychological processes

>>610028643
4chan archives

>>610030036
That's right :|

>>610029708
bc ur a faggit

OP HERE. 15 minutes have arrived. Have a great night, hope some of this helped some of you.

>>610026922
Is it OK to pass the bowl right

>>610030138
Aerobic exercise, eat healthy food, drink lots of water, find/continue a hobby, do volunteer work, complete random acts of kindness, meditate

>>610030401
Didn't answer my question faggot

>>610029089
Have been. Made worse. Started spirits and hiding booze.

>>610029946
If you regret it now you'll regret it 10X more later

>>610030401
Din't anser my questin

>>610028717
Most therapists take advantage of the benefits of the Eclectic approach

>>610026922
In only two words, prove to me that you're a psychologist by answering this question: What is the only thing you have complete control over while simultaneously having no control.

>>610026922
why can't i get erect after taking escitalopram and aripiprazole? it's starting to affect my relationship with my gf.

>>610030928
Life

>>610026922

Are you a faggot? Write two words for 'yes', three words for 'no'

>>610030597
What was your question anon?

>>610026922
I see flashes of light every couple of days or so. I'm also bipolar. Is this a sign of an episode?

I want a heavybenzo, xanax,halcyon,orvalium preferred. Wat do

My girlfriend and I had sex without a condom pretty recently, 3 times. She's on the pill, and I used the correct pull-out method. I Haven't noticed her acting any different, her eating habits haven't changed, and she still exercises with me regularly with out issue.
Despite this stuff, I am worried sick that she is pregnant.
Am I justified in my worry or is this just anxiety?

Vetisal, denonet, cintyk?

>>610031294
I'm also not taking medication any more but I haven't been exhibiting any other symptoms, and this one is considered severe I think.

>>610031586
>>610031294
They're not really geometric or complex.

>>610031374
Your worry is reasonable but not necessarily justified, those odds are pretty low man. If you worried just use an additional contraceptive

>>610030928
This is a philosophy question

>>610031826
You might be schizophrenic, seek help

>>610026922
what's better, Ativan or Xanax?

My doctor recently switched me and I'm not so certain it's an improvement

>>610030146

So Psychology is the study of psychological procceses?

>>610032245
I have been diagnosed as bipolar several times. I never get the schizophrenic diagnosis. Why?

>>610032392
Yes.

But remember: Everything psychological is simultaneously biological

>>610031153
>>610031976
Not necessarily. Try again.

When is the right time to buy a taco bell taco

Do you love cocaine as much as I do?

>>610032690
>>610032245
I will legitimately listen to an answer to this question. I only get kind of like schizophrenia when I'm manic, but it's true mania. Like TV star mania.

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>>610033135
not OP but yes

I also take vyvanse; it's alright for legal speed.

>>610033135
Yes.

>>610026922
I'm talking to a qt-pi trap I met on the internet, but I'm concerned she's crazy, because she's a trap. Is the majority of psychologists' consensus that transgender people are insane, or are they literally "girls in male bodies"?

>>610032690
You may possibly have epilepsy.

>>610032690
Have you mentioned your hallucinations to your doctors before? Mental illnesses often come in clusters, and flashing lights is not a sign of Bipolar disorder. It may be indicative of schizophrenia however, so seek professional help

>>610032690
Read
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_bipolar_disorder_and_schizophrenia

I want to be in a Dom/sub relationship as the sub. why is that?

>>610033444
trips say you should put it in her butt.

>>610026922
What do you usually prescribe, if you do, for mtf hrt that I can find online?

What's wrong with SJW's?

>>610033896
I agree with trips but I also agree with "don't stick your dick in crazy." Even if it's delicious crazy trap ass.

>>610033748
No, they just started coming up when I got off of my mood stabilizer and antipsychotic antidepressant. I guess they saw this coming and gave me the mirtazapene before it happened. Thanks, guys.

>>610033399
Yeah, I've got a script for vyvanse. Was as simple as a bit of research, a trip to a walk in clinic, and a couple months of getting bullshit concerta.

I love taking it on a Saturday morning and getting a weeks worth of errands done in one day, only problem is that it makes my cock shrink right off.

>>610026922
why are you such a giant nigger faggot?

Do you ever wish you became a psychiatrist instead of a psychologist?