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For the next 15 minutes, ask a PSYCHOLOGIST a question. My reply

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For the next 15 minutes, ask a PSYCHOLOGIST a question. My reply will only consist of two words.
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>>610026922
How do i quick scope?
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>>610027258
Stop sniping.
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i think i may be going crazy, im starting to believe in ghosts and shit like that, normal or nahhh?
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Who is phone?
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>>610026922
Nigger?
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>>610027658
Perfectly normal.
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>>610027782
Communication device.
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why don't you go something useful with your time? fucking pleb
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>>610027800
White male.
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Depression, what gives?
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>>610026922
What are the benefits of using humanism over behaviorism, if there are any
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>>610027962
Between patients.
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I want to have sex with a baby snake
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do u like my vid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLZFT_uBJl4
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should i kill myself
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I want to have sex with a baby
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>>610028104
Seek help.
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I want to have sex
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>>610026922
What's wrong?
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does steel beams melt jet fuel?
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>>610026922
are you a homo
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>>610026922
Should I drop out now or at the end of the semester, or year?
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>>610028123
No difference.
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>>610026922
I have trichotillomania, why?
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I find myself not thinking before I speak, and thus I feel like I'm not taking advantage of my full vocabulary, and sounding stupid. How do I change this?
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>>610026922
I'm starting a church in the midwest to con stupid people, what are words to put in the name of the denomination that will inspire faith in people but aren't overused?
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>>610026922
How do I triforce?
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>>610028184
Sick bastard.
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>>610026922
What's your favorite theoretical framework to use with patients?
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How,do,you tell if,you have ADD
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>>610028643
Newfag
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>>610028205
Didn't watch.
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>>610028301
I'm on meds. They don't seem to work. Good or bad? Pic related
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>>610026922
I was recently diagnosed a paranoid schizophrenic any advice?
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>>610028485
Idiot.
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>>610026922
9/11?
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How do I stop dreaming about my ex-girlfriend?
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>>610028229
Seek help.
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>>610028879
Don't sleep
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Define what is psychology.
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>>610028643
Triangle bitch
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>>610026922
Steel beams > jet fuel?
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>>610028251
DO NOT.
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>>610028466
Im no OP but the sooner you drop out the bigger the percentage of your tuition that you get back.
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Really lost control of my drinking. Repeated loss of evenings. Half bottle of vodka a day plus other drinks. Drink has ruined life. Still can't stop. Help me. Think an hero might be on cards.
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>>610028855
Inside job
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>>610028302
Perfectly normal.
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>>610028354
Not possible.
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>>610026922
I love 4chan doc. What's wrong wit me
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The cure for my social stupidity
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>>610029089
Alcoholics Anonymous
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>>610028485
Bullshit
>>610028123
Humanism gets you more in touch with yourself as a person and helps you improve what's actually creating your problems, whereas behaviorism seeks to simply *correct* the behavior. Behaviorism typically only works for mildly debilitations like phobias and does not work for depressed patients, which is the main reason people seek help in the first place.
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>>610026922
Is it normal to think about murdering someone on a daily basis?
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>>610028388
Am not.
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>>610026922
What are your thoughts on nonviolent BPD's? Possible? Im a guy btw
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>>610029089
Do it.
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I'm OCD about car doors being closed, sinks being turned off, stove being turned off, etc. what do?
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>>610028466
LIVE NOW.
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Someone archive this shit I'm dying
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>>610028984
The study of mental and behavioral processes
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Just realized I'm not as important to this world as I would like to be. More people will care if a professional sports player dies than when a useful engineer or scientist dies. What's wrong with the world?
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>>610029345
Thank you based anon
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Why do I need attention of others ?
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>>610029077
i am actually paying less than a dollar per year so money is not the problem
also if i drop out I would start learning other things more practical.
>>610029568
leave? or live?
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Psychologist are not really qualified to deal with people. What kind of degree do you have?
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>>610028524
Mental stress.
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>>610029658

Define mind
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>>610026922
The cure for my social stupidity
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>>610029751
No comment.
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>>610028592
Practice speech.
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I am an asexual fetishist into degradation.

Should I fuck a fatty?
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>>610029706
no probs
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>>610029708
Absent parents
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>>610028620
Spiritual prosperity.
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No eating, sleeping too much, loss faith in life.
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>>610029829
The sum of psychological processes
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>>610028643
4chan archives
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>>610030036
That's right :|
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>>610029708
bc ur a faggit
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OP HERE. 15 minutes have arrived. Have a great night, hope some of this helped some of you.
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>>610026922
Is it OK to pass the bowl right
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>>610030138
Aerobic exercise, eat healthy food, drink lots of water, find/continue a hobby, do volunteer work, complete random acts of kindness, meditate
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>>610030401
Didn't answer my question faggot
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>>610029089
Have been. Made worse. Started spirits and hiding booze.
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>>610029946
If you regret it now you'll regret it 10X more later
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>>610030401
Din't anser my questin
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>>610028717
Most therapists take advantage of the benefits of the Eclectic approach
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>>610026922
In only two words, prove to me that you're a psychologist by answering this question: What is the only thing you have complete control over while simultaneously having no control.
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>>610026922
why can't i get erect after taking escitalopram and aripiprazole? it's starting to affect my relationship with my gf.
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>>610030928
Life
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>>610026922

Are you a faggot? Write two words for 'yes', three words for 'no'
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>>610030597
What was your question anon?
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>>610026922
I see flashes of light every couple of days or so. I'm also bipolar. Is this a sign of an episode?
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I want a heavybenzo, xanax,halcyon,orvalium preferred. Wat do
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My girlfriend and I had sex without a condom pretty recently, 3 times. She's on the pill, and I used the correct pull-out method. I Haven't noticed her acting any different, her eating habits haven't changed, and she still exercises with me regularly with out issue.
Despite this stuff, I am worried sick that she is pregnant.
Am I justified in my worry or is this just anxiety?
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Vetisal, denonet, cintyk?
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>>610031294
I'm also not taking medication any more but I haven't been exhibiting any other symptoms, and this one is considered severe I think.
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>>610031586
>>610031294
They're not really geometric or complex.
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>>610031374
Your worry is reasonable but not necessarily justified, those odds are pretty low man. If you worried just use an additional contraceptive
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>>610030928
This is a philosophy question
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>>610031826
You might be schizophrenic, seek help
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>>610026922
what's better, Ativan or Xanax?

My doctor recently switched me and I'm not so certain it's an improvement
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>>610030146

So Psychology is the study of psychological procceses?
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>>610032245
I have been diagnosed as bipolar several times. I never get the schizophrenic diagnosis. Why?
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>>610032392
Yes.

But remember: Everything psychological is simultaneously biological
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>>610031153
>>610031976
Not necessarily. Try again.
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When is the right time to buy a taco bell taco
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Do you love cocaine as much as I do?
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>>610032690
>>610032245
I will legitimately listen to an answer to this question. I only get kind of like schizophrenia when I'm manic, but it's true mania. Like TV star mania.
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>>610033135
not OP but yes

I also take vyvanse; it's alright for legal speed.
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>>610033135
Yes.
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>>610026922
I'm talking to a qt-pi trap I met on the internet, but I'm concerned she's crazy, because she's a trap. Is the majority of psychologists' consensus that transgender people are insane, or are they literally "girls in male bodies"?
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>>610032690
You may possibly have epilepsy.
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>>610032690
Have you mentioned your hallucinations to your doctors before? Mental illnesses often come in clusters, and flashing lights is not a sign of Bipolar disorder. It may be indicative of schizophrenia however, so seek professional help
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>>610032690
Read
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_bipolar_disorder_and_schizophrenia
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I want to be in a Dom/sub relationship as the sub. why is that?
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>>610033444
trips say you should put it in her butt.
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>>610026922
What do you usually prescribe, if you do, for mtf hrt that I can find online?
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What's wrong with SJW's?
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>>610033896
I agree with trips but I also agree with "don't stick your dick in crazy." Even if it's delicious crazy trap ass.
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>>610033748
No, they just started coming up when I got off of my mood stabilizer and antipsychotic antidepressant. I guess they saw this coming and gave me the mirtazapene before it happened. Thanks, guys.
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>>610033399
Yeah, I've got a script for vyvanse. Was as simple as a bit of research, a trip to a walk in clinic, and a couple months of getting bullshit concerta.

I love taking it on a Saturday morning and getting a weeks worth of errands done in one day, only problem is that it makes my cock shrink right off.
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>>610026922
why are you such a giant nigger faggot?
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Do you ever wish you became a psychiatrist instead of a psychologist?
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