Soup /b/ its me again. Last time this thread withered and died but here's try number two, same girl. Also, she's apparently super religious so this should be good.
And how do you know that it is not I, who will fill that future role?
Send me nudes or I will murder my family and skull fuck my mother until the cops arrest me. When they ask me why I did it I will say because you were being such a raging fucking cunt. Fuck Jesus
I hope she hasn't left this is quality stuff.
While we wait for her let's get another going
We'll take it a little slower and say dubs decides.
Just gonna put this out there: You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. As soon as I saw you I started planning our wedding. I'm in love with you, please don't block me, I want nothing more than to just smell your skin and kiss your toes, please
Winnie I n winrar
Ladies and gentleman a response! Now can somebody get a legit win?
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
You said he was muslim. Wouldn't the christian just open fire with his automatic assualt rifles of 2nd amendment death and freedom to protect us from 9/11 and Saddam Whosin and Progressive Lesbian Rock?
Also rolling for both of these posts.
Swag is for boys class is for ladies
I'll take an 8 for this one
A lady would imply you have both class and charisma. Not be a total frigid bitch to everyone that asked "OMG AN UNDEROO QUESTION" get over your fucking self, you're not some special snow flake, you're a human like all the rest of us, and you're no better than me, or an actual lady.
Hey hey hey
And Mr 'I've won like 8 times' chill I'll get to it
You know, I was raised Catholic and get along with religious people pretty well generally, but when they say shit like "I am special because my Heavenly Father made me" it makes me want to strangle bunnies.
Fuck dude, I hate bitches like her. The whole "Jesus is my Heavenly Father amen" bullshit is so retarded. She doesn't even know you and yet she's pulling bullshit like that. You don't need to fucking preach your false gospel to some motherfucker you don't even know. God damn
Look I'm sorry you have Daddy issues, and I'm not angry by any means. I'm sorry you equate ice breakers and silly questions to "sex't' and fucking't" clearly your head is deep in the gutter and you're frustrated you can't be open with your self nor your sexuality because of your confined upbringing. And all that's fine, but don't dare act like you're some special classy girl, while you pass judgement on other because they're more fun or open about DUMB QUESTIONS.
Seriously. I'm religious and I love god, but I don't go shoving that shit around like that. Proof that she's just a dumb hipster bitch that thinks religion is cool or some shit
Ahaha, I didn't even mean that as a roll.
This bush actually wants the d
Of course, you have to be in order to taste the sweeter fruits. Everything about you resonates true perfection. Give me the honor of being entwined with you under a moonlit sky. Then I'll finish on your face and carry your shitty ELO.
I think you're cute and you get my humor. Let's find out if we fit together like legos!
Nut case: Look I just called Jesus (By the way he's going commando) He told me, to drop this conversation like a hot sack, he has you doled out for someone that drowned puppies in his last life. It was the best punishment he could think of for that guy.
This bitch knows that even the Pope has declared that the Theory of Evolution probably true and that humans were not designed by an all seeing all knowing entity right?
I mean seriously it's the 21st century and people still believe what was probably the equivalent of nursery rhymes are true stories about "God" and "Jesus"
This is about to get real good bros