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Soup /b/ its me again. Last time this thread withered and died

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Soup /b/ its me again. Last time this thread withered and died but here's try number two, same girl. Also, she's apparently super religious so this should be good.

7 decides
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>>609983604
you make me cringe so hard
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not if i rape you first
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>>609983604
lol what a bitch
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>>609983604
Hail Satan-sama
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sup bitch
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>>609983604
i have phymosis
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i am gay anyway
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i dont wanna be your future husband, i just want to fuck you
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>>609983604
I want to cum in ya face and rape youre asshole with ma fist
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>>609983604
And how do you know that it is not I, who will fill that future role?
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>>609984443
roll
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>>609984574
This!
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Don't play hard to get, I know you want to be filled.
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Send me nudes or I will murder my family and skull fuck my mother until the cops arrest me. When they ask me why I did it I will say because you were being such a raging fucking cunt. Fuck Jesus
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My shirt is made of husband material
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>>609984443
Roll
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>>609984548
r
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Yay baby wunt som fuk?
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>>609983604
Dick pic

>send one faggot don't be a Nigger and type that.
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>>609983604
not if i rape you first ;)
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So I'll just take that as "you're not wearing any"
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>>609984574
roll
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>>609983604
Skimmed
Milk is better than ice
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i shited my pants once
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You never know, maybe one day I can wew lad you into being my loving wife.
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How did you know we were getting married?!?!
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What about future rapist?
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My dick will be red when I'm done with you
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i bet your dad licks your panties
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send her this
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1429049528438.jpg
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All these fags and not one seven
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>>609983604
Let's skip the bullshit and get to fucking.
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send nudes pls
>send cringe dick afterwards
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and maybe copperfield
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I put my dick in my mothers mouth while she sleeps at night. I have pics want to see?
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>>609984531
>>609984531
i lol'd
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How in the fuck does no one have a seven yet?

Also, in case I have it, say "Bitch if I was going to be your future husband I would have play tested you first"
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>>609985009
roll
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That's my little buddy's name
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can i lick your pussy?
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>>609984835
rolling for this
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>>609983604
"... is my future husband"
Fucking eject, eject, eject!!!!
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If you had Children i would rape Them :-D
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7 get
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Show me ur pussy pls
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>>609985277
Winrar + Dubs
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>>609985277
winrar
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>>609985277
Winrar
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>>609985277

WINRAR
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>>609985277
Dubs and 7, i win
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Then I should get to know then shouldn't I?
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>>609985277
Winrar
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>>609985277
WINRAAAAAR
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Does your future husband know how much of a raging cunt you are?
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how is this app called again? badoo or wtf its name changed into?
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>>609984574
reroll
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>>609983604
wew lad
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>>609985377
If only. This is a better win than the first
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>>609985277
doitfaggot.rar
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>>609985277
I hope she hasn't left this is quality stuff.

4 decides
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Doamneee am castigat la pacaneleeeee!! Also op is a massive faggot
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ALLAH AKBAR!
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>>609985377
Rolling
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>>609985634
my dad fucks your mom
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>>609985462
Fuck youre right
Op here btw
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>>609985377
rerolling my dubs
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I like kids, do you have kids? I want to tie them to my truck and fuck the innocence out of them After I'm done I'm going to kill you with my cock.
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Seriously though, you wanna hang out some time? Catch a movie, get some food, suck my cock...
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And then i would rape you too with youre dead children in the room staring at you getting raped in the butt AND THEN i would kill you and youre famili if you wont send me nudes.
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dick pic
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im the king
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While we wait for her let's get another going

We'll take it a little slower and say dubs decides.
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Please shit on my body and lick it off of me
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>>609985948
roll
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JIHAD!!!!
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ashley, like will smith little sisters
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ALLAH AKBAR!
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>>609986014
sup bitch
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>>609986014
This faggot
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>>609986014
Do you like cod? XD
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>>609986014
>walks on the beach
what a fag
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>>609986014
Do you think niggers belong in the zoo?
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>>609986014
fucking ginger im gonna sniff your fucking red pussy hairs
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>>609986014
you belong to my penis
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>>609986014
ever been gangraped at the beach?
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>>609986014
u seem cool. hey it's crazy how everyone believes the holocaust actually happened right?
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Im in 4chan postin our little chat
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>>609986014
i know you, you used to suck my brother's dick
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Hi. You're kinda cute. Mind if I jizz on your b-hole sometime?
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>>609986490
Roll
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>>609986464
64 dubs faggg
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>>609986394
kek
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>>609986464
rawl
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Nudes?
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>>609986490
Fucking roll for this one
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>>609986464
Reroll
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you fucking jewish cunt
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do you think im attractive? if (yes) lets fuck;
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>>609986464
Cruising
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>>609986014
Just gonna put this out there: You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. As soon as I saw you I started planning our wedding. I'm in love with you, please don't block me, I want nothing more than to just smell your skin and kiss your toes, please
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Rolling for nudes
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so you like fucking in the bitch, nice.
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>>609986014
if i bought you a strap-on, would you peg me?
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>>609986464
Repostin beatch
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>>609986866
Epic Winrar
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>>609986445
I lol'd
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>>609986866

This will be good. Winrar
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Mr. Jebus did 9/11, melting akbar faggot-chan
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>>609985382
want to know too, anyone ?
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>>609986464
Dis dubs 6464
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>>609986866
Winnie I n winrar

Dubs again
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>>609986866
this

>>609986933
then this
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>>609986490
Roll
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what app is that?
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>>609987134
Can't tell if newfag or troll..
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>>609987150
If you don't reply then we'll, you know what they say. Don't judge a bitch by her cover.
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>>609987344
Waste
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Jk nigger lol
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>>609987344
Winrar
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>>609987150
i really want to suction my lips around your asshole and suck out one of your farts while i jerk myself silly
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>>609987344
winrar
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>>609987343
snapchat
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>>609987134
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>>609987343
grindr
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Does this type of beauty run in your family?
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>>609987666
winrararar satan
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I fucking hail satan as a eat the blood of my sisters pads.
Oh shit.
Brb gotta go feed the dog kool-aid and poptarts
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>>609987596
>>609987659
I ain't sending that shit its gotta be gen-u-ine
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>>609987896
Re roll
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>>609987907
>op ignores satanic trips
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>>609988051
Winrar
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>>609988148
wut?
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Sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see.
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>>>>609983604
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>>609988148
No..
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>>609988268
Too many dubs that aren't dubs
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Do you like Huey Lewis and the News ?

Send nudes.
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>>609988148
Winrar
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>>609987150
i wish you had a penis i could suck
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>>609988500
Acceptable.
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>>609988500
WINRAR
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>>609988500
kek
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Ladies and gentleman a response! Now can somebody get a legit win?

Dubdubdubdubzzz
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>>609988746
Why would you tell her?
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>>609988746
pay attention faggot: >>609988500
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>>609988746
Nigeria
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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
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Yeah, I want to see you.

Nudes ?
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nudes? lol
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>>609989060
I agree
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>>609989060
roll
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>>609987344
Faaaaggggg
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Also bonus first girl
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>>609989245
>>609989209

hive mind
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>>609987642
Roll
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>>609983604
What app is this?
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>>609989060
You said he was muslim. Wouldn't the christian just open fire with his automatic assualt rifles of 2nd amendment death and freedom to protect us from 9/11 and Saddam Whosin and Progressive Lesbian Rock?

Also rolling for both of these posts.
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>>609989781
zoosk
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Swag is for boys class is for ladies

I'll take an 8 for this one
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ladies don't wear panties.
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>>609989902
I'm sorry I'm just rally nervous, and I really like you.. pls respond
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>>609990121
trying again
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>>609989902
Maybe you could "classily" send me tit pics?
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>>609989902
I tip my fedora for you m'lady
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>>609989902
Bitch, you're a 2.
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>>609990272
roll
but replace rally with really
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>>609990420
roll
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Anani sikerim kardes
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>>609989902
>
A lady would imply you have both class and charisma. Not be a total frigid bitch to everyone that asked "OMG AN UNDEROO QUESTION" get over your fucking self, you're not some special snow flake, you're a human like all the rest of us, and you're no better than me, or an actual lady.
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A lady doesn't wear underwear.
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>>609990420
420 blaze it win
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>>609990492
Reroll
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Ladies wear string bikini under
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A lady must obey.
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>>609989902
Ah yes, a lady. I suppose I should mind my language hmm? Nah, I think I'll just find you and fuck you so hard that your future husband will feel it
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>>609990578
Winnar
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>>609990577
woooo dubs nigga!
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>>609990322
Winrar but for wrong convo... I'll just take dubs for everything now, just specify whether its for uber catholic or chubby
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Don't send me nudes.
Ever.
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>>609990578
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>>609990644

Winrar this one.
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If I had a girl like you in my basement I'd lotion her everyday until I could harvest her for my skin suit.
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>>609990492
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I bet you have nigger cunt :^)
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>>609991055
Kek
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>>609990578
>>609990492
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>>609990492
genius. roll
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>>609991055
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>>609991003
WINRAR
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>>609991055
#rekt
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>>609990833
2x dubs can't be wrong. I'm the fag who posted the original one, and I say super religious
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This one is for Ansley.

"I'd gladly give dick to every dwarf in the first Hobbit movie just to have the pleasure if sharing an evening at dinner with you."
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>>609991055
Bitch got slammed
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>>609989902
rekd op
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>>609991055

Damn. Shut her down.
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>>609991511
Winrar
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>>609991055
Aww yiss
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>>609992124
>>609991529
>>609991296
Hey hey hey
And Mr 'I've won like 8 times' chill I'll get to it
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>>609990644
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>>609992457
what a stupid bitch
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>>609992457
You know, I was raised Catholic and get along with religious people pretty well generally, but when they say shit like "I am special because my Heavenly Father made me" it makes me want to strangle bunnies.
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>>609991511
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>>609992457
Fuck dude, I hate bitches like her. The whole "Jesus is my Heavenly Father amen" bullshit is so retarded. She doesn't even know you and yet she's pulling bullshit like that. You don't need to fucking preach your false gospel to some motherfucker you don't even know. God damn
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>>609992457
rekt again op
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>>609992906
>pleasure if sharing
Dumbass anon killed your chances by making you look dumb.
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>>609984856
Hey retard who are you quoting?
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>>609992866
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>>609992457
Punish this bitch /B/, this one has an ego the size of a damn tree, put her in her fucking place!
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>>609992457
Look I'm sorry you have Daddy issues, and I'm not angry by any means. I'm sorry you equate ice breakers and silly questions to "sex't' and fucking't" clearly your head is deep in the gutter and you're frustrated you can't be open with your self nor your sexuality because of your confined upbringing. And all that's fine, but don't dare act like you're some special classy girl, while you pass judgement on other because they're more fun or open about DUMB QUESTIONS.
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>>609992974
Seriously. I'm religious and I love god, but I don't go shoving that shit around like that. Proof that she's just a dumb hipster bitch that thinks religion is cool or some shit
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>>609993158
Ahaha, I didn't even mean that as a roll.
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This bush actually wants the d
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Then this bish
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>>609993560
This is a great comparison, of someone that you'd have a fun date with versus a religious nutcase.

Also rolling for the nut case on this one. >>609993226
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>>609993560
Yeah, but I'll need a pic to get hard for the dwarves. Help me out?
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Hitler did nothing wrong

God made everyone for a reason
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>>609993694
I doesn't say that anywhere in the bible, you liar.
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>>609993786
This
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>>609993694
I didn't even know people like this existed. Oh i love you America <3
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>>609993694
I guess he made you, so I would know the difference between lady's and nuts.
>>
Ask which verse >>609993694
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>>609993560
As cliche and, quite frankly, immature as this sounds, I'd like to see you in your entirety. Unclothed and exposed so I can marvel in your undoubtedly beautiful form.
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>>609993786
reroll
>>
to the Flanders chick:

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
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>>609993694
send her this
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>>609993963
Roll
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>>609993766
>>
>>609993876
reroll
>>
>>609993963
cringe
>>
If religious bitch get

As God made Hitler to clean the world, He made me so i can know the colour of your panties

If "wants the D" girl get
rolling for this>>609993786
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>>609994099
rimjob
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>>609994065
this
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>>609993852
This
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>>609992690
>Mfw
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>>609993694
Perhaps god created me to tie you up in my basement. And god created you to tongue my ass. It's possible. God works in mysterious. ways
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>>609993560

Some shit like "I'm in to you. Pics for pics ?"

Get nudes from this chick
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>>609993560

Of course, you have to be in order to taste the sweeter fruits. Everything about you resonates true perfection. Give me the honor of being entwined with you under a moonlit sky. Then I'll finish on your face and carry your shitty ELO.
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>>609993694
fuck god
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>>609983604
Well this thread will eventually die just like your self-respect
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>>609993988
I am the winrar
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>>609993694
Well god made you to be a cum dumpster, now open your fucking onahole and take my nutbutter.
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>>609994366
>>
>>609994099
So lemme see that snatch. Side note: hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>609994099
spam her with satanic pictures
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>>609994825
Reroll
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>>609994694
Reeeeeeeeeeee
>>
Holy shit kek
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Send dick pic.
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>>609994672
rimjob
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>>609992690
got dayum nigga this bitch gettin told
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what is this shit app?
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>>609995121
Re roll
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>>609995028
Just spam her with cock and Hitler r34
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>>609995028
Sorry lol jk. I luv g-d
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>>609995028
Oh God converts are even worse. I get going along with it because you're born into it, but willingly converting?

>>609995311
ahahaha winrar.
>>
Cute girl:
I think you're cute and you get my humor. Let's find out if we fit together like legos!

Nut case: Look I just called Jesus (By the way he's going commando) He told me, to drop this conversation like a hot sack, he has you doled out for someone that drowned puppies in his last life. It was the best punishment he could think of for that guy.
>>
What app is that?
>>
>>609995028
Well i'll just go bust a nut on your heavenly father than, he ain't no frigid cunt.
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>>609995028
It's okay, I'm done with this anyways; I just finished jerking off. Good night.
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>>609995121
Roll
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>>609995028
rekt thrice, op
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>>609995311
Gimmie some material that is worthy of this massive cunt
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>>609995490
Rolling for the nut case!
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yo fucking dimwit stop fucking with them and let us have fun 2, give us the app name
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>>609995666
Trips don't lie do dey?
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>>609995667
You heard OP! Go go go!
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>>609995599
Do it
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>>609995666
Trips
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>>609995666
satanic trips
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>>609995599
>>
i acctualy liked the idea of a god. it makes everything so easy. maybe thats how you get threw life.
>>
Out of curiosity, do you know this girl? Or is this some random chat
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>>609995936
Sorry lol. I'm off my meds and haven't been to church in awhile. Can you point me in the right direction?
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>>609995667
>>
>>609995028
This bitch knows that even the Pope has declared that the Theory of Evolution probably true and that humans were not designed by an all seeing all knowing entity right?
I mean seriously it's the 21st century and people still believe what was probably the equivalent of nursery rhymes are true stories about "God" and "Jesus"
>>
>>609996266
FUCK OFF
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>>609993560
I juggle too but you'll have to go out with me to see that!
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>>609996266
OP THIS. RELIGIOUS CUNTS LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO SAVE PEOPLE
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>>609995490
Reroll
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>>609995490
rollerino
>>
>>609995936
kek
>>
This is easily the best chat bullshit thread I've seen in a while. Well done OP
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>>609995337
Found the jew
>>
This is about to get real good bros
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>>609995490

Oh dear lord in heaven, please OP, you have to do this one, the second one especially!
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