Yo /b/ last 30 min of work. Dubs tells me what I do. Will deliver.

Melt the chocolate behind you in your hands and smear it on your face, post pic for further instructions.

Take your dick out on the counter until you sign out

Buy me GTA V

>>609888329
I don't know, but bro? You look dead on like a young John Candy. Get your ass to the second city and get an audition, give us back some laughs.

>>609888433
Mother fucker...

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Well, I guess that answers the question of whether John Candy had a son...

>>609888329
Pants off dance off.

>>609888433
http://steamcommunity.com/id/purplepone/

>>609888329
EAT MORE

>>609888532
Faggot get some actual proof. Next dubs.

>>609888510
Roll if you don't buy that nigguh gta V

Record yourself pissing on customers

Buy me GTA v
berlinonacid

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>>609888502

>>609888502
Reading my mind bro.

>>609888433
OP must deliver.

>>609888532
Nice try Buddy you must have been waiting.... faggot
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198057143069/
Been keen for this game

>>609888502
I have been told this so many times, I can't see it. I'm also a security guard sooo that never helps.

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>>609888329
EAT LIKE A FAT PIG YOU AREEEE

>>609888329
Eat a customer

>>609888862
So you've got to find a dude that looks like Eugene Levy and take that shit on the ROAD.

Still waiting. Unless the GTA guy can show proof.

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>>609888329
wtf how did this kid became so fat

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>>609888329
how about doing your job properly you John Candy looking mother fucker.

BUY ME GTA V

http://steamcommunity.com/id/purplepone/

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>>609888771
To be fair no steam id was included so you could be lying

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>>609889107

>>609888928
Kek

>>609889214
I have to wonder when someones going to push her down stairs and prove at long last she's made of discarded 1x2s, straw, and burlap.

>>609889266
While I agree kek. I can't eat a customer. My mouth isn't that big yet.

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>>609888329
<- This

>>609888329
>Anonymous 04/14/15(Tue)05:25:25 No.60
Do your best Uncle Buck impression. You look like you could be his and some back alley hookers hot-sweaty-alley-love baby.

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>>609888597
I just forgot to put my steam id in

>>609889366
I...I don't even have a way. Christ people something realistic.

>>609889312
Please stop your killing me with kek

>>609889455

lol

>>609889455
Well shit, you'll see that when I get home.

Buy that guy GTA V

>>609888532
kek look at this faggots groups you must be 15, 16 at max

>purplepone

OP looks like John Candy

>>609889480
Improvise, motherfucker. The Dubs have spoken.

>>609889699
AYYYY LMAOO

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>>609889455
Well that's the proof buy him gta op you planes trains and automobiles faggot

>>609889699
pffffft

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>>609889312
never ever she is my GF
now move along loser

>>609889699
HOLY KEK

>>609889781
That dude is seriously getting GTA 5

John Candy?

>>609889860
Can you give us some pics of that tiny little bit of stretched skin on bones stretched like a sausage casing around your dick? Serious, delivar man.

>>609889699
I already gave you the code Jason

>>609889690
Be fast before this thread gone 404

>"Hey guys Shoenice here, so basically"

>>609889877
yes he is

Op here. I have decided not to buy that guy gta5 so next dubs get.

>>609890082
I saved the steam Id damn he really wanted GTA.

>>609890146
it's well basically

>>609889877

even more so now...

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>>609890199
don't be a fag, DO IT

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>>609889996
nah sorry. I don't want be friendzoned by my demon queen...

but she likes it when I call her "Chickun breast"

>>609889107

Shut the fuck up and stop posting pictures of skeletons

>>609890199
4chan in 2015:
OP says roll dubs and he'll do something.
Someone rolls dubs.
OP doesn't deliver.
And then the whole /b/ community complains that 4chan is dead.

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>>609890199

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>>609890402

>>609890325
so when her snatch gets all distended and horny, do you cover your face, pull your hands away, and scream 'BOO! A SKELETON POPPED OUT!'?

>>609890496

and you complaining that people complain is super pathetic

>>609890521
now that's more like it, something John Candy could sink his teeth into.

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>>609890521

>>609890521

Now look at all that meat, YUM

>>609890582
I'm not complaining, I'm just doing a sum up of what 4chan has become.

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>>609890602

>>609890496
you Sir nailed it

Kill yourself

420 blaze it

>>609888532
Buy that guy a GTA V

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Make a Wendy's thread

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>>609888329
>>609890199

Wreck store with your ham fists.

>>609890742
niggers need not apply
nigger

Put melted chocolate on someones keyboard even if just a bit

Smear it on a paper towel as well

Pics and deliver

30 minutes are almost up. OP is a fucking liar.

>>609888329
eat a 8 year old cheese pizza

>>609891314
I already said I'm not gonna fucking deliver you cuck

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>>609891086
dude. grow up.

>>609891469
eat an 8 year old and a cheese pizza

>>609891487
Then the thread dead, no one gonna to roll on your shitty jewish thread

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>>609891550

>>609891599
dubs comfirmed

Last hour of college ill deliver as i just missed my fukin bus

>>609891599
homey? Talk in ebonics, type in english. It'll get you farther and no one will know you're a nigger at first.

>>609888329
How's Elvis John.

>>609892271
Please don't make memes out of me

>>609891696
ahaaaaahaha beta

I'm not black though

>>609892425
John.....did you forget where you were?

GTA V GET

will deliver proof if you buy it for me

Faggot!

>>609892827
Nigger

>>609888329
Lose weight...

>>609892827
Nigger

rollin for Gta 5

>>609892425
John is now a meme

>>609888329
Working for Securitas, nigga?

>>609888329
609888329
SCREAM, "I succumb to the black master race! I worship BBC!" Right into your former bosses mouth, and then say "im outta here!" And walk out

eat less

If this post ends in singles I will kill myself on stream

>>609893419
Start going to church again, but make it a really fancy one, old school, and always walk into it alone and wearing sunglasses.

Paypal $1000 to the first person to reply to this with their paypal if dubs

No sign of OP, what a fag

Buy me GTAv and a ps4.

>>609893793
can you do one of those with 'Camp Candy''? My photoshop skills are shit teir.

>>609893952
I told u jerks I wasn't gonna deliver. So therefore I delivered by not delivering

bump

i want to see what happen

>>609892827
clearly you are

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You have been visited by 'Uncle Cuck'.

GTA V will come will come to you but only if you thank 'Uncle Cuck' on this picture.

>>609894499
DOUBLE DUBS
MEME CONFIRMED

>>609894499
Thanks Uncle Cuck

>>609894499
THANKS UNCLE CUCK!

>>609893648
fucking deliver

>>609894499
>>609894565
also, thanks uncle cuck

>>609894499
Fuck you uncle cuck! I already own gta5 for xbone and pc

>>609894499
Uncle Cuck
thanks man

>>609888329
Quit.

>>609888329
Ask a grill out

>>609888329
You should grow a mustache and work on Planes, Trains, and Automobiles 2.

>>609894367
OP is SuperFag. Capable of taking 20 cocks in an single anus.

Buy GTA V, OP. Or forever be a meme.

>>609894499
Dub Dubs. Thanks Uncle Cuck.

Kill yourself

Get better at your job.

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We're ruining some fat kid's day.

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>>609894362

>>609888502
Came to post this

He has risen. Candy is life, Candy is love. Show us the way to the promised campground.

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>>609888329
you look like the young gay version of john candy

Does anybody here wanna fight me? I live in spartenburg county south carolina. I feel like throwing my hands at some of you bitches

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>>609888329

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>>609896369

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>>609896369
faggot like you shouldn't be say that ONLINE
>pic related is me and my dual dagger

>>609894499
top kek my sides holy shit

>>609896369
I'll punch you in the fartbox with my lick missile.

>>609896369
Sorry man, I'm in Washington State or I'd TOTALLY oblige yeh. If you ever get up to Seattle start another thread. I'll smoke you out and then you can get your ass whooped. It'll be fun

>>609888484
Winrar

>>609889107
>>609888878
shit-tier human/10
that face is a magnet for punches

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>>609896369

>>609894499
THANK YOU UNCLE CUCK

>>609898148
shieeeeeeet niggaaa 2spoopy

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>>609898233
checkd

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>>609898411
Holy

I...I just got off the bus. This is op. Jesus Christ you /b/tards made me proud. Yes that dude will get GTA 5.

>>609899355
I just finished cooking myself pasta went to store bught an orange juice and then see this thread from the morning

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>>609899355

Checkd

You will be an hero

>>609894499
Thank you uncle cuck.

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Jesus guys. I'll be home shortly. You guys again make me proud.

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>>609899629
You have a really tiny finger nails, or huge fat fingers.

>>609899629
Thanks uncle cuck.

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>>609899629
Much love /b/rotha

>>609899629
Thanks Uncle Cuck.

>>609899836
im glad I'm not the only one who is totally seeing that...

Someone screen cap this, even if the fag doesn't deliver

>>609900300

On it now

>>609900300
Dubs confirms. Already done.

>>609899629
sent me your friend request dude

http://steamcommunity.com/id/purplepone

thanks

>>609888329
You look like young John Candy

>>609894499
Thanks uncle cuck.

>>609899629
Jesus.
Youre like the typical Beta.

>>609894499
Thanks Uncle Cuck

>>609894499
Thanks uncle cuck

>>609888329
How's death John Candy? I hear it's not that bad.

>>609894499
thanks uncle cuck

>>609888329
Just stop eating you fat fuck

>>609901601
Uncle kek'd

Op here I'm home, purplepone you will get your game

>>609901854
Dont waste your money

>>609891487
>I already said I'm not gonna fucking deliver
>>609888329
>Will deliver.

Cunt. Shit yourself and then eat your own shit.

>>609888415
Yes do that. Also talk like the fat kid in charlie in chocolate factory

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>>609900300
I suck at making screens who can do this for me

>>609901601
top cuck

>>609888484
>ctrl+F John Candy

Not disappointed.